How to kill someone (nicely)

[awa355]

Running out of ideas to nail the nasties, in America of all places.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=11196628

[SMOKEU]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-wINq5NRvqYI/Td4kyMV3VcI/AAAAAAAAQnY/37jhs2zRFT0/s1600/saudi+arabia+chop+chop+square+Riyadh+Deera+Square. jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_O5OuU90ru-Y/SPigNDkfQiI/AAAAAAAAB3o/oRiY9Wx56lY/s320/14z40.jpg

[Big Dog]

There is no nice way to kill someone. Maybe there shouldn't be.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

[Paul in NZ]

Why cant they just take an overdose of some feel good drug?

[mashman]

pic

There can be only one.

[awa355]

Why cant they just take an overdose of some feel good drug?

Apparently, no one will sell the yanks the stuff. As for Smokeu's idea, far too uncouth and messy, not civilized at all.

The last paragraph in the article tells of a botched electricution in 1997. They virtually burnt the poor buggars head off.

[SMOKEU]

There can be only one.

It's a bit naughty to quote embedded images.


Apparently, no one will sell the yanks the stuff. As for Smokeu's idea, far to uncouth and messy, not civilized at all.

The last paragraph in the article tells of a botched electricution in 1997. They virtually burnt the poor buggars head off.

Well, something has to be done.

[cynna]

air is free - just inject that into them

[mashman]

It's a bit naughty to quote embedded images.

Tis a predicament for the mods as there is context. However I will take their punishment.

[Big Dog]

Apparently from a scientific standpoint drowning and smoke inhalation are the two most pleasant ways to. Apparently any discomfort is temporary and relates more to the hope you might survive than the incident. Still not signing a waiver to get drowned instead of a life sentence. Mostly because with life you do eventually get out and even if not there are still appeals. Once you are dead you are dead. No rolling back that change.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

[unstuck]

smoke inhalation are the two most pleasant ways


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Yep, I have been committing suicide since I was 14. So much nicer than hanging from the garage roof I imagine.:yes:

[SMOKEU]

Apparently from a scientific standpoint drowning and smoke inhalation are the two most pleasant ways to. Apparently any discomfort is temporary and relates more to the hope you might survive than the incident. Still not signing a waiver to get drowned instead of a life sentence. Mostly because with life you do eventually get out and even if not there are still appeals. Once you are dead you are dead. No rolling back that change.


Drowning sounds like a horrible way to die.

[Akzle]

bullet. Head or chest i would accept. I use lots of bullets. I know what they do.
Lethal injection (sodium variety) no thanks. Electrocution, drowning, gassing, hanging etc, seen the results. Nope.

Guilotine? Maybe.
Interesting someone won an appeal to die by firing squad, despite women bleeding out the vagina about the "inhumanity" of it, a few years ago.
Interesting also, the legal procedure in the us costs 3-4 times as much, to kill someone as jail em for life.
O well. Jews get paid.

[mashman]

Drowning sounds like a horrible way to die.

Especially when they slap a towel over your face then drown you and then revive you and then slap a towel over your face then drown you and then revive you and then............

[oneblackflag]

Firing squad gets my vote, cheap and effective; hell it could even bee done mechanicly if people feel a bit :sick: pulling the trigger. :sunny:

An old fashioned public stoning probably would do wonders for would be offenders.

[oneblackflag]

Especially when they slap a towel over your face then drown you and then revive you and then slap a towel over your face then drown you and then revive you and then............

Sounds like the wet dream I had last night.

[T.W.R]

There can be only one.

Connor MacLeod ;)


air is free - just inject that into them

20ml does the job


bullet. Head or chest i would accept. I use lots of bullets. I know what they do.
Lethal injection (sodium variety) no thanks. Electrocution, drowning, gassing, hanging etc, seen the results. Nope.


Oscar Pistorius & his black talon wad cutters will take care of that for ya :shutup:
Should have a search for a video called Faces of Death that'll give you a good look at what each is like up close :yes:

[SMOKEU]

An old fashioned public stoning probably would do wonders for would be offenders.

Have you ever seen some stoning videos from snackbaristan? It's very fucked up, and not really in a good way. But you're right, it will deter crime.

[Indiana_Jones]

The yanks should go back to hanging, but this time around actually learn to do it properly, like how the poms used to do it.

Time from the hangman entering the cell to the condemned hanging in the pit, 15-20 seconds. Makes the whole process easier for everyone.

-Indy

[oneblackflag]

Have you ever seen some stoning videos from snackbaristan? It's very fucked up, and not really in a good way. But you're right, it will deter crime.

Yea don't think I could stomach watching... Or the "ala snackbar" remarks repeated over and over in the background:wacko: savages...

[Akzle]

video called Faces of Death that'll give you a good look at what each is like up close :yes:

youre gonna give smokey wet dreams for weeks.
(im not going to look up that shit)

[SMOKEU]

Yea don't think I could stomach watching... Or the "ala snackbar" remarks repeated over and over in the background:wacko: savages...

That crackbaring never stops being funny. :lol:


Connor MacLeod ;)
Should have a search for a video called Faces of Death that'll give you a good look at what each is like up close :yes:


youre gonna give smokey wet dreams for weeks.
(im not going to look up that shit)

I've seen some excerpts of that movie, and it was interesting to say the least. www.theync.com is better though.

Don't be a pussy Akzle.

[mashman]

Sounds like the wet dream I had last night.

That's a might tad disturbing.

[oneblackflag]

That's a might tad disturbing.

.... And you haven't even seen the sheets... :shit:

[Gremlin]

Ironic that the suppliers, wanting to effectively protest, won't supply, which only means a possibly worse death for the prisoner...

s'pose they had to do something, but I've always believed that if you take away someone elses right to live, you lose yours.

[Akzle]

Don't be a pussy Akzle.

1 vido whores bandwidth
2 ive seen enough violence irl to find that kind of shit uncomfortable.

[mashman]

.... And you haven't even seen the sheets... :shit:

Oh, I was going down the path of you having eaten out your wife and then passing out with her fanny towel stuck between your teeth. I'll sleep better tonight, thanks for the explanation.

[Akzle]

if you take away someone elses right to live, you lose yours.

always? Is there no room for accident? Is there no place for forgiveness?

[SMOKEU]

1 vido whores bandwidth
2 ive seen enough violence irl to find that kind of shit uncomfortable.

So even you have your limits.

[oneblackflag]

Oh, I was going down the path of you having eaten out your wife and then passing out with her fanny towel stuck between your teeth. I'll sleep better tonight, thanks for the explanation.

Grimm... Why the fuck anyone whould eat out their own wife is beyond me.

[mashman]

Grimm... Why the fuck anyone whould eat out their wife is beyond me.

She did mention that to me, but I found it hard to believe.

[Akzle]

So even you have your limits.

yea. 1gb/month.

[SMOKEU]

yea. 1gb/month.

Did you miss out a few zeros? Or is that on your phone?

[Akzle]

Did you miss out a few zeros? Or is that on your phone?

my phone is my internet.

[T.W.R]

youre gonna give smokey wet dreams for weeks.
(im not going to look up that shit)



I've seen some excerpts of that movie, and it was interesting to say the least. www.theync.com is better though.

Don't be a pussy Akzle.

It must be 30+ yrs old now :yes: . Saw it then it got banned.....good old days of VHS

By comparison there's plenty of more graphic shit out there nowadays thanks to the web

[awa355]

I find it ironic, that with all the biological and chemical weapons that America has developed, to kill millions, that they wont accept making a lethal cocktail for an individual. Nothing like having morals I guess:(

[Brett]

What's wrong with a 10c .22 round into the cerebral stem?

[Oakie]

I find it ironic, that with all the biological and chemical weapons that America has developed, to kill millions, that they wont accept making a lethal cocktail for an individual. Nothing like having morals I guess:(

I suppose you could just attach a small nuke to the condemned. That would be painless and quick. (Light fuse and stand well back ... like in the next State)

[Akzle]

What's wrong with a 10c .22 round into the cerebral stem?

with sattelite laser guidance they still manage to hit kindergartens.. Fuck seeing how they go with iron sights.

[Big Dog]

Line up 30 heads in order of how heinous the crime. 50 cal at 2 meters. Survivors get a stay. Survive 3 times receive a pardon.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

[Berries]

Should have a search for a video called Faces of Death that'll give you a good look at what each is like up close :yes:
I could go for a bit of monkey brains right now.

[T.W.R]

I could go for a bit of monkey brains right now.

I'll get the hammer, one tap or two :facepalm:

[Winston001]

Really?

You guys are joking about ending someones life?

And Smokeu posts awful images of beheading as if it were nothing?

For shame.

[avgas]

Force them to mod these forums.

[tbs]

A couple of years ago I saw a documentary on a serial killer in Iran. He used to take in oprhaned boys, rape them, strangle them, dismember them and then put them in barrels of acid to dissolve. He admitted doing it to over 20 boys, but claimed if it was so wrong, then why had God not stopped him? He said this in court.
He was tried and sentenced under Sharia law..... which mean't he was sentenced to death by strangulation, then to be dismembered and dissolved in a barrel of acid. A punishment to fit the crime.

Certainly a different way of doing things than in the US.

[cynna]

A couple of years ago I saw a documentary on a serial killer in Iran. He used to take in oprhaned boys, rape them, strangle them, dismember them and then put them in barrels of acid to dissolve. He admitted doing it to over 20 boys, but claimed if it was so wrong, then why had God not stopped him? He said this in court.
He was tried and sentenced under Sharia law..... which mean't he was sentenced to death by strangulation, then to be dismembered and dissolved in a barrel of acid. A punishment to fit the crime..

didnt anyone want to rape him?

[SMOKEU]

Really?

You guys are joking about ending someones life?

And Smokeu posts awful images of beheading as if it were nothing?

For shame.

So you'd rather live in your fantasy world where everyone is nice to one another and there's no violence, rather than knowing the truth? It's not me who goes around killing, I'm just making others aware of what goes on in the world. If you'd like to bury your head in the sand and pretend it doesn't happen, then go for it.


I could go for a bit of monkey brains right now.

I was hugely relieved when I found out that scene was fake.

[SMOKEU]

Oh, and you have to admit those pics are pretty funny.

[awa355]

Really?

You guys are joking about ending someones life?

And Smokeu posts awful images of beheading as if it were nothing?

For shame.

The OP was about highlighting the hipocracy of Americans, happy to make thousands of tons of gas and chemical weapons to kill millions, yet executing one felon is such a big deal. The simple solution would to abolish executions altogether then they could all regain the moral high ground.

[Woodman]

Really?

You guys are joking about ending someones life?

And Smokeu posts awful images of beheading as if it were nothing?

For shame.


Force them to mod these forums.


If you want anything modded or removed on KB you have to dis religion.

This shit is fine, but say something against god and its gone. :ar15:

Now thats fucked up.........

[SMOKEU]

This shit is fine, but say something against god and its gone. :ar15:

Now thats fucked up.........

Which god?

[Woodman]

Which god?

Good question, depends which story the fishheads like the best.

[T.W.R]

I was hugely relieved when I found out that scene was fake.

Are you sure??? It's considered one of the top 10 controversial exotic foods, no conclusive proof that the consumption of is a urban myth or a reality.....plenty of images to support it though. :sick:

Poor ol Winston wouldn't have been impressed with the thread from years back with images of people who'd been mauled by bears :eek: , and it was started by the big boss

[Berries]

I was hugely relieved when I found out that scene was fake.
Yeah, who in their right mind would do that without an aioli dip on the side?

Heathens.

[SMOKEU]

Are you sure??? It's considered one of the top 10 controversial exotic foods, no conclusive proof that the consumption of is a urban myth or a reality.....plenty of images to support it though. :sick:

Poor ol Winston wouldn't have been impressed with the thread from years back with images of people who'd been mauled by bears :eek: , and it was started by the big boss


Yeah, who in their right mind would do that without an aioli dip on the side?

Heathens.

Sounds tasty.

[pete376403]

getting back to the original topic, would a good sized, (as in massive overdose) of heroin be enough to send them off? Seems to be no shortage of that around.