Road rage incident

[DrDarkMatter]

So I had my first experience in road rage after coming back to riding in NZ after may years off. I was coming home from work from welly to Kapiti and I was in the right lane sitting behind a silver/gray Hilux doing 95K ish and I pulled left and over took him after waiting a few K's for him to pull over.

He didnt seem to like the over take apparently. and came after me. I was in the right lane a 100 meters or so ahead of him, He pulled next to me in the left lane and started to slowly move right, INTO MY LANE. I did the wrong thing and flipped him off, he then looked right at me and pulled hard right into my lane. I had to brake or I would be dead in the cheese cutters.

So I thought to my self, what a nutter and I thought it was over, not! we continued to drive through Pukerua Bay, he in front of me , me following at a 2-3 sec distance back. after Pukerua Bay he decides to pull into the first Scenic look out going down the hill after Pukerua Bay. I thought OK he is going to think over what he did, nope he then pulled back into traffic about 4 or 5 cars back. Once we got to Mcays crossing he passed those cars and got behind me and sat there through Raumati south flats. I am not thinking OK this is kind of scary. I decided to turn off and Raumati south and see if he would follow me and if he did I would just head to the police station.

He didnt follow, thank god. I got home and told a friend about it and he said I should have called *555 I didnt think of it at the time but should have. I went to the police website and filled out a "report a bad driver" and gave them ALL details.

Interesting thing was he has his website printed across the back of his truck, maybe that's why he got behind me lol

too bad I remembered it and gave it to the police with his rego Mr jsroofing.co.nz based on SH1 just across from ZIP plumbing in Kapiti.

if you come across this guy hes a nutter, brown hair, clean cut guy in his later 20's it looks like.

Doc

[nzspokes]

So you undertook him?

[unstuck]

Thats the problem, you were driving your bike. Now if you were riding your bike, it may of gone differently for you.:msn-wink:

[BuzzardNZ]

So where's the rage? It sounds like nothing really happened apart from you giving him the finger and him following you! :facepalm:

When I opened this thread I was expecting something juicy with punches thrown :bash: etc!

[p.dath]

I'm assuming there were two lanes going in your direction, and you just used the left of those two lanes? If not, it was an undertake as someone else as said (you can't "overtake" on the left in a single lane). Perhaps the driver pulled over to call *555 on you ...

However that doesn't excuse someone deliberately trying to move into your lane when they know you are there, creating a further danger. Very scary.

[DrDarkMatter]

So you undertook him?

yes I under took him, as I would do to any fast lane camper going under the speed limit

[Hawk]

So you undertook him?

two or more lanes on your side of the road ..........................
I was in the right lane a 100 meters or so ahead of him, He pulled next to me in the left lane and started to slowly move right, INTO MY LANE should cause no problem if the two lanes were on your side of the road ie there was another marked lane for traffic approaching from the opposite direction. But flipping him off was mostly likely the cause :nono:

[DrDarkMatter]

I'm assuming there were two lanes going in your direction, and you just used the left of those two lanes? If not, it was an undertake as someone else as said (you can't "overtake" on the left in a single lane). Perhaps the driver pulled over to call *555 on you ...

However that doesn't excuse someone deliberately trying to move into your lane when they know you are there, creating a further danger. Very scary.

yes I undertook, sorry but my miss use of the wording. he didnt stop in the lay by he just got back into traffic behind me

[DrDarkMatter]

two or more lanes on your side of the road .......................... should cause no problem but flipping him off was mostly likly the cause :nono:


yes 2 lanes, yes I undertook, yes it was the wrong thing to do to flip him off, but its not an excuse to try to deliberately run me off the road.

[unstuck]

Your only mistake was to not pull in behind him at the rest area and bitchslap him.:bleh:

[DrDarkMatter]

:wait::brick::Pokey:

[Scouse]

Would you like a tissue?

[Banditbandit]

You did not "undertake " him ...

If you were in the left hand lane doing 100ks then you were perfectly within your rights . if he was doing 95 ks in the outside lane, then that's his problem.

Other posters - Show me a rule or road code section that says if someone is doing 95ks in the right hand lane you can't do 100ks in the left hand lane ...

If that rule exists, then someone sitting at 30ks in the right hand lane will hold up all the traffic in the left hand lane as the MUST stay behind that car - clearly that's ridiculous ..

[iranana]

Hmm, never fun to have something like that happen... but flipping people off is sometimes a very bad idea if you can't get out of the way quick sharp. I like to think that fuckers that drive like that and put our lives at risk will meet misfortune sooner or later. Clearly not a very healthy individual to be behaving like that... I see his website is very shitty. Could write a script to send hundreds of false enquiries just to waste his time, lose him business and annoy him :bleh: That might turn him into more of a nutter though.

[willytheekid]

Dont pick fights with cars etc...they have a ton of steel to bring to said fight!:crazy:

...but no friggin need for the prick to try an kill you!, glad your ok OP ;)

[nzspokes]

You did not "undertake " him ...

If you were in the left hand lane doing 100ks then you were perfectly within your rights . if he was doing 95 ks in the outside lane, then that's his problem.

Other posters - Show me a rule or road code section that says if someone is doing 95ks in the right hand lane you can't do 100ks in the left hand lane ...

If that rule exists, then someone sitting at 30ks in the right hand lane will hold up all the traffic in the left hand lane as the MUST stay behind that car - clearly that's ridiculous ..

I didnt know it was a motorway champ.

[DrDarkMatter]

Dont pick fights with cars etc...they have a ton of steel to bring to said fight!:crazy:

...but no friggin need for the prick to try an kill you!, glad your ok OP ;)

you are completely right, and I normally wouldnt I dont know why I did that day, its not like me to do that.

I did take my happy pills that day too lol

[BigAl]

Clearly not a very healthy individual to be behaving like that... I see his website is very shitty. Could write a script to send hundreds of false enquiries just to waste his time, lose him business and annoy him :bleh: That might turn him into more of a nutter though.

On the website enquiry form on his website there is a comments section, maybe worth submitting a few choice comments.

Best idea is to gap it if a cager starts getting agro.

[unstuck]

On the website enquiry form on his website there is a comments section, maybe worth submitting a few choice comments.



Done.:2thumbsup

[DrDarkMatter]

the reason I used the over take ( or under take as it should have been worded) was because it was a 2 lane road each way, I moved left to get past him and then moved back into the right lane to get past a car that was very slow in the left lane. so in my mind I over took him. sorry for my miss wording.

sorry for my lack of illustration skills lol

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee375/thumper_nz/incident_zps2fae730c.jpg

[DrDarkMatter]

Done.:2thumbsup


lol lol oh man :gob::crazy:

[iranana]

On the website enquiry form on his website there is a comments section, maybe worth submitting a few choice comments.

Perhaps it shouldn't be obvious they're coming from the biker community though. Wouldn't want him to rage and attack another biker (or the op) because of that... piles of senseless crap is more what I was thinking...

[BuzzardNZ]

On the website enquiry form on his website there is a comments section, maybe worth submitting a few choice comments.




Done.:2thumbsup


lol lol oh man :gob::crazy:

After this, next time that dude see's you on your bike, he's gonna run you off the road for sure :sweatdrop :eek5:

[DrDarkMatter]

After this, next time that dude see's you on your bike, he's gonna run you off the road for sure :sweatdrop :eek5:

ya I was worried about that, he lives in the same community less than 5 k away from me :blink::shit:

[Tazz]

So you undertook him?

Do you casually cruise in the right hand lane into oncoming traffic as the norm or something. Bloody northerners! :bleh:

[Katman]

ya I was worried about that, he lives in the same community less than 5 k away from me :blink::shit:

Oh dear, what a little bit of self control could have saved.

[unstuck]

:Oi: You never mentioned anyone having a toke, this threads getting betterer.:Punk::Punk:

[DrDarkMatter]

Oh dear, what a little bit of self control could have saved.

If you mean me, I didnt know it at the time of the incident, I only found out when I got home and looked at him web page

[Tazz]

ya I was worried about that, he lives in the same community less than 5 k away from me :blink::shit:

Either tick it off as experience or throw enough lawful (or heavy and painful? :bleh:) book at him to make sure he doesn't do it again?

Trying to run you off the road in a car with sign writing doesn't leave much hope that he's got enough grey matter to learn anything new though :(

[DrDarkMatter]

Either tick it off as experience or throw enough lawful (or heavy and painful? :bleh:) book at him to make sure he doesn't do it again?

Trying to run you off the road in a car with sign writing doesn't leave much hope that he's got enough grey matter to learn anything new though :(

agreed, All I was trying to do was warn others about this guy when I posted this thread. that if you came across him to be careful. I didnt mean to open the pop top as it were lol

[unstuck]

agreed, All I was trying to do was warn others about this guy when I posted this thread. that if you came across him to be careful. I didnt mean to open the pop top as it were lol

Never fear dude, we got your back. :killingme:killingme:killingme

[Banditbandit]

I didnt know it was a motorway champ.

That doesn't matter. Clearly, if you are traveling at the legal speed in the left lane, then you do not have to slow down for cars in the right hand lane ...

"Untertaking" in this situation is a myth (apart from grave diggers ...)

[DrDarkMatter]

Never fear dude, we got your back. :killingme:killingme:killingme

lol ya that is why I am worried lol :bleh::lol:

[Katman]

Isn't it funny how often and how quickly bravado evaporates when someone has time to reflect on events.

[unstuck]

lol ya that is why I am worried lol :bleh::lol:

Worry is a waste of energy, have a wank, it'll clear that shit right up.:niceone:

[DrDarkMatter]

Isn't it funny how often and how quickly bravado evaporates when someone has time to reflect on events.

I hope so mate, since this nutter live so close I just want to see the back side of this.

[unstuck]

Isn't it funny how often and how quickly bravado evaporates when someone has time to reflect on events.

Yep, as a species we are pretty fucked up. But that's what keeps things interesting for the nutters in the world.:msn-wink:

[MIXONE]

Wait until you have been chased through the traffic by the p smoker in the blue falcon,then you will know the true meaning of the word fear.

[unstuck]

Just got this e-mail back from them........Hi,

Thanks for this, We do have 7 vehicles on the road.

Any details of the above would be appreciated.

Regard

Want me to reply? Basically I just asked them if they had any sort of driver training programs, and if they would like some info on how they could go about this.

[BuzzardNZ]

Just got this e-mail back from them........Hi,

Thanks for this, We do have 7 vehicles on the road.

Any details of the above would be appreciated.

Regard

Want me to reply? Basically I just asked them if they had any sort of driver training programs, and if they would like some info on how they could go about this.

Hell yes..... :devil2:

[iranana]

Wait until you have been chased through the traffic by the p smoker in the blue falcon,then you will know the true meaning of the word fear.

fuckin aye, I've had that happen. He overtook me and parked his car horizontally across the road to cut me off and ran at me beating his chest. I got the fuck out of there and didn't ride for weeks for fear of running into him again... had the craziest look in his eye. now I have a new bike so it's all good haha

[DrDarkMatter]

Hell yes..... :devil2:

I wonder how many Toyota Silver/Gray pickups they got with rego starting withe JSR traveling north to Pukerua Bay at 4pm ish yesterday and which guy is a clean cut short brown hair driver. aye?

[unstuck]

Hell yes..... :devil2:

Naughty boy.:nono:

I did anyway. :devil2:

[DrDarkMatter]

if the police show up to chat with them they will figure out what driver it was, I did fill out a report

[MIXONE]

fuckin aye, I've had that happen. He overtook me and parked his car horizontally across the road to cut me off and ran at me beating his chest. I got the fuck out of there and didn't ride for weeks for fear of running into him again... had the craziest look in his eye. now I have a new bike so it's all good haha

Sounds like the guy.He hates bikes and giving him the finger is a bad mistake.

[BuzzardNZ]

if the police show up to chat with them they will figure out what driver it was, I did fill out a report

The Parapram pigs have bigger fish to fry than your complaint.

It's up to you to take some kind of lynch mob round there to right this awful wrong!

[Katman]

This thread reminds me so much of this video.

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[Gremlin]

Overtake was legal, 2 lanes blah blah.

Since you also contributed (giving him the finger) it's unlikely much will be done.

If you'd had his number I would have simply rung the number and asked him to explain himself. ie, before any cops are involved, give you the opportunity to explain. He goes off pop, clearly got anger issues then :msn-wink:

[BigAl]

Just got this e-mail back from them........Hi,

Yeah I sent some choice comments in too, maybe they'll pick up a trend.

[unstuck]

Yeah I sent some choice comments in too, maybe they'll pick up a trend.

I find the old saying "you catch more flies with honey, than vinegar" very helpful. No abuse or rudeness in my e-mails.:innocent:

[jonbuoy]

This thread reminds me so much of this video.



Another angry man with erectile disfunction issues?

[Mike.Gayner]

So you undertook him?


I didnt know it was a motorway champ.

Then maybe you should shut the fuck up for a change.

[willytheekid]

DID SOMEONE MENTION POP TARTS!!:eek:

...friggin LOVE pop tarts! :drool:

wait...what where we pop tarting about? :confused:

[nzspokes]

Then maybe you should shut the fuck up for a change.

CSB. :yawn:

[R650R]

[QUOTE=Katman;1130696303]This thread reminds me so much of this video.

[QUOTE]

That was awesome and sums up the whole road rage cycle. Its one thing to be cut off but if you then engage in words or fisticuffs expect it to go south from there.
Was walking through town yesterday, metres from police station. A cyclist is wobbling along so slow she is nearly stopped, a young lady in mini behind her indicates then pulls into space about a bike length in front of cyclist.
Rude but not dangerous as cyclist so slow she couldn't possibly hit her. Cyclist proceeds to nut off, women in car doesn't even register either event lol. Cyclist looks at me and smiles in an effort for some kind of sympathy vindication, give her the yeah right look and resist the urge to tell her to harden up.

As for original poster, nothing wrong with overtaking in a separate lane as this is NZ not the UK.
The other guy did use his car as a weapon though and they should prosecute, it might mean you get done for an offensive gesture perhaps...

[jonbuoy]

You shouldn't really expect anything in a civilised society to end in violence. Unless it's now ok to just punch someone in the face for having a different point of view? Someone over/undertook you - put your tiny penis away and get over it - no need to swerve or try to
Kill someone for wanting to go faster than you think they should is there?

[george formby]

Happens to everybody.

Billy Connolly (http://youtu.be/xcIGoUZ2Jag)

[MarkH]

I read this thread and can't help but think - some people need a dictionary!

Overtake: to pass another vehicle
Undertake: to take upon oneself, as a task, performance, etc.

You can overtake on the left, you can overtake on the right, you can overtake legally and you can overtake illegally.
Passing a car on its left illegally would be correctly described as overtaking.

From what I read on the first post the OP described a legal overtake on the left (legal because he was in a separate lane).
To be fair he did undertake the task of passing the other vehicle, but that doesn't mean that he was undertaking the other vehicle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_mDTLphIVY

[DrDarkMatter]

Overtake was legal, 2 lanes blah blah.

Since you also contributed (giving him the finger) it's unlikely much will be done.

If you'd had his number I would have simply rung the number and asked him to explain himself. ie, before any cops are involved, give you the opportunity to explain. He goes off pop, clearly got anger issues then :msn-wink:

yup you are mostly likely right, I said in the report I gave him the finger and it was not my brightest moment so I fessed up even in the police report. but I also suspect that ( like was mentioned before) the cops got better things to do.

[jonbuoy]

I read this thread and can't help but think - some people need a dictionary!

Overtake: to pass another vehicle
Undertake: to take upon oneself, as a task, performance, etc.

You can overtake on the left, you can overtake on the right, you can overtake legally and you can overtake illegally.
Passing a car on its left illegally would be correctly described as overtaking.

From what I read on the first post the OP described a legal overtake on the left (legal because he was in a separate lane).
To be fair he did undertake the task of passing the other vehicle, but that doesn't mean that he was undertaking the other vehicle.





http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Undertaking_(driving)

It's a legal term in a lot of countries - you can be charged with undertaking another vehicle. Overtaking on the inside is different to undertaking a vehicle.

[Gremlin]

It's a legal term in a lot of countries - you can be charged with undertaking another vehicle.
Already discussed, if using a separate lane, it's legal in NZ.

[pritch]

This sad little tale is just further verification of the fact that there are a lot of head cases driving around out there. Best not antagonise them, they may have forgotten to take their meds. A shame I'm not allowed to take my .45 though. :whistle:

[DrDarkMatter]

This sad little tale is just further verification of the fact that there are a lot of head cases driving around out there. Best not antagonise them, they may have forgotten to take their meds. A shame I'm not allowed to take my .45 though. :whistle:

yup I fully accept that it was wrong if me to flip him off and as an afterthought, he was already moving into my lane before I flipped him, so the flip made him really swerve hard into my lane and try to pinch me.

so it was maybe the flip that caused him to make the aggressive maneuver, maybe. who knows he could very well have done it anyway, we will never know

[Tazz]

yup I fully accept that it was wrong if me to flip him off and as an afterthought, he was already moving into my lane before I flipped him, so the flip made him really swerve hard into my lane and try to pinch me.

so it was maybe the flip that caused him to make the aggressive maneuver, maybe. who knows he could very well have done it anyway, we will never know

I wouldn't listen to half the choir boys on here man. Only on KB would you find a bunch of people saying you went to far pulling the fingers at some dude deliberately trying to use his vehicle to intimidate or hurt you (this was the reason you flipped him off from your account even. You made that clear in the first post (along with the fact there was more than one lane, some people are just a bit special)).

There are more than a few who would adjust the glass on their vehicle (or face) for that crap. I'd probably just shit my tighty whities, but each to their own eh :banana:

[MarkH]

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Undertaking_(driving)

It's a legal term in a lot of countries - you can be charged with undertaking another vehicle. Overtaking on the inside is different to undertaking a vehicle.

In which countries specifically is it a legal term?
And I don't mean a term in law referring to what an undertaker does.
That wiki page is pretty shoddy with very little in the references provided to back up what it claims and none to back up the use of the term "undertaking".

[Mike.Gayner]

In which countries specifically is it a legal term?
And I don't mean a term in law referring to what an undertaker does.
That wiki page is pretty shoddy with very little in the references provided to back up what it claims and none to back up the use of the term "undertaking".

Get over it mate, it's a very commonly used term that everyone understands.

[MarkH]

Get over it mate, it's a very commonly used term that everyone understands.

Oh, that's fuckin' great - now when someone posts something that may or may not be correct I can't question it or ask for citations without someone replying with "get over it mate".
I thought that this was a forum, you know, for discussing stuff.

[pzkpfw]

Oh, that's fuckin' great - now when someone posts something that may or may not be correct I can't question it or ask for citations without someone replying with "get over it mate".
I thought that this was a forum, you know, for discussing stuff.

Undertaking is a common enough term, maybe you hadn't heard it before, but it was explained.

To go on and on about it is not "discussing", it is "nagging".

[triplethumper]

yup you are mostly likely right, I said in the report I gave him the finger and it was not my brightest moment so I fessed up even in the police report. but I also suspect that ( like was mentioned before) the cops got better things to do.

It's not illegal to give the finger... It is however to use a vehicle as an offensive weapon.

[Wingnut]

I'm confused. Right hand side is the throttle. Twisting of the wrist will increase speed.......

It was a Hilux FFS!!!

[98tls]

I'm confused. Right hand side is the throttle. Twisting of the wrist will increase speed.......

It was a Hilux FFS!!!

Finally...

[unstuck]

I'm confused. Right hand side is the throttle. Twisting of the wrist will increase speed.......

It was a Hilux FFS!!!

Some people actually obey the speed limit you know, and motorcycles are dangerous.:bleh:

[triplethumper]

I travel the same road daily and there's some real dicks who cant handle being passed by a more nimble vehicle... My current issue is with a white XR6 falcon ute with a white hard cover on the deck. Watch out for him, he'll swerve at you as you come alongside when legally overtaking (not crossing centre line) Haven't got his rego yet but it'll keep. Other guys have has issues with this same idiot.

[SNF]

Big or expensive cars usually equate to small body parts and big insecurities. The finger always seems to set them off. Wonder if its because the finger is bigger?

Just get past and forget about it. Agreed he was dangerous for doing what he did. Ring up his boss and complain about the driving - or drunken swerving. At the end of the day if they don't wanna be passed, they shoudln't fuck about.

[98tls]

Many years ago when i first lived in Wellington i got a job on a construction site as a hammer hand one day in a big hurry to get home and planng on using a hammer n nails over the weekend i simply left my tool belt on chucked my swanni on and jumped onboard my old TT500,sitting at a set of lights i was almost knocked off the thing by a guy and his 2 mates in a Holden ute,i turned around to see them laughing it up so sidestand down and off the bike pulled out the Estwing and set about smashing the guys windscreen which resulted in the cunt driving screaming like a bitch:killingme bit of topic but the road rage thing reminded me of it.

[98tls]

Big or expensive cars usually equate to small body parts and big insecurities.

:laugh:Shit eh you learn something everday.:weird:

[george formby]

I travel the same road daily and there's some real dicks who cant handle being passed by a more nimble vehicle... My current issue is with a white XR6 falcon ute with a white hard cover on the deck. Watch out for him, he'll swerve at you as you come alongside when legally overtaking (not crossing centre line) Haven't got his rego yet but it'll keep. Other guys have has issues with this same idiot.

You need a pillion with an Uzi.
Bugger, that's not allowed.

Similar shit happened to me t'other day. A Hilux Utey thing, too, funnily enough. I'm over it. Was over it within 20 mtrs. Had time to eyeball the man child when he accelerated & swerved towards me, just a bit, disgruntled rather than hateful. Penis thing I reckon. Bet he would not have moved in a Yaris.

[The Reibz]

Big or expensive cars usually equate to small body parts and big insecurities

This is over 9000% accurate.
I own a 4l car and a 1.3l bike and my penis is farkennnnn tinyyyyyyy. But like I keep telling people...

It's not the size of the nail the matters, but the size of the hammer behind it...

[Wingnut]

Some people actually obey the speed limit you know, and motorcycles are dangerous.:bleh:

My perception of you Mr Unstuck is obviously completely wrong..........

Sorry to stereotype :niceone:

[Wingnut]

Many years ago when i first lived in Wellington i got a job on a construction site as a hammer hand one day in a big hurry to get home and planng on using a hammer n nails over the weekend i simply left my tool belt on chucked my swanni on and jumped onboard my old TT500,sitting at a set of lights i was almost knocked off the thing by a guy and his 2 mates in a Holden ute,i turned around to see them laughing it up so sidestand down and off the bike pulled out the Estwing and set about smashing the guys windscreen which resulted in the cunt driving screaming like a bitch:killingme bit of topic but the road rage thing reminded me of it.

Cough... Psycho Cough..Cough...

[98tls]

Cough... Psycho Cough..Cough...

:sweatdropPossibly,very annoying to be stopped and almost dislodged from the bike but to look back and see it was on purpose.:bash:I would bet big $ the screamer never bothered doing it again.What are the odds though eh,i never before or since bothered leaving my toolbelt on,silly cunt should have bought a lotto ticket.

[george formby]

This is over 9000% accurate.
I own a 4l car and a 1.3l bike and my penis is farkennnnn tinyyyyyyy. But like I keep telling people...

It's not the size of the nail the matters, but the size of the hammer behind it...

Shirley, that's arse about face? In my world you can't knock in a 9 inch nail with a toffee hammer.

Oh, I have nothing over 2l.

[nzspokes]

I'm confused. Right hand side is the throttle. Twisting of the wrist will increase speed.......

It was a Hilux FFS!!!

OP is on a 650 BMW. Not so sure who would win.

[triplethumper]

OP is on a 650 BMW. Not so sure who would win.

Was waiting for someone to notice that small point :innocent:

[triplethumper]

Was waiting for someone to notice that small point :innocent:

Horsepower usually gets me out of more trouble than it gets me in...

[triplethumper]

[QUOTE=george formby;1130696569]You need a pillion with an Uzi.
Bugger, that's not allowed.

I usually do have a pillion, she's pretty good at giving the finger too and will belt wing mirrors that get too close when I miss :yes:

[98tls]

Horsepower usually gets me out of more trouble than it gets me in...

How quick can a shitbox Hilux be,the things (4wds) are becoming a fucking disease in this country they really are worse still are the ones all polished up complete with tyre black etc:facepalm: with more chance of winning lotto than ever going off road.

[triplethumper]

Many years ago when i first lived in Wellington i got a job on a construction site as a hammer hand one day in a big hurry to get home and planng on using a hammer n nails over the weekend i simply left my tool belt on chucked my swanni on and jumped onboard my old TT500,sitting at a set of lights i was almost knocked off the thing by a guy and his 2 mates in a Holden ute,i turned around to see them laughing it up so sidestand down and off the bike pulled out the Estwing and set about smashing the guys windscreen which resulted in the cunt driving screaming like a bitch:killingme bit of topic but the road rage thing reminded me of it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiXMMz1NTL4 This guy felt the same way...

[98tls]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiXMMz1NTL4 This guy felt the same way...

<_<Fuck that i would have run the crazy bastard over.

[SNF]

This is over 9000% accurate.
I own a 4l car and a 1.3l bike and my penis is farkennnnn tinyyyyyyy. But like I keep telling people...

It's not the size of the nail the matters, but the size of the hammer behind it...

Hahaha nah man, I meant 4x4's/the people who get all shitty when they get overtaken. namely Audi's and VE SV6's. Suddenly become a wannabe Greg Murphy because oh no we getting passed by something, omg no we can't possibly have that, lets show them.

I just want to get from A to B with the least amount of fucking about possible. While being safe and enjoying my ride as well :)

Lol about the pillion + uzi comment.

[george formby]

Works a treat in Iraq. Check out the traffic cams, bike + pillion & it's like the parting of the Red Sea. Traffic, what traffic?


Nah. Low profile & play to your strengths. Home safe & sound.

[BuzzardNZ]

This thread reminds me so much of this video.



LOL, Seems like DrDarkMatter should count himself 'fucking lucky' :laugh:

[Ender EnZed]

I'm confused. Right hand side is the throttle. Twisting of the wrist will increase speed.......

It was a Hilux FFS!!!

This.^^


OP is on a 650 BMW. Not so sure who would win.

As hilariously slow as 650 singles are, they'll still all easily outpace a Hilux from a 100km/h roll on.




This whole incident could have been avoided by simply travelling faster before, during and after the overtaking manoeuvre.

[chasio]

This.^^



As hilariously slow as 650 singles are, they'll still all easily outpace a Hilux from a 100km/h roll on.




This whole incident could have been avoided by simply travelling faster before, during and after the overtaking manoeuvre.

I'd been pootling around on a GN for a few days (giggles, actually) and then jumped on my Freewind. It felt like shit off a stick. I would probably kill myself if I rode the GN and then something quick.

But yep, unless packing enormous panniers and surrounded by oversize police vehicles, I'd have farked off out of there sharpish. I'd rather have some explaining to do than someone else have some real undertaking to do.

[DrDarkMatter]

This.^^



As hilariously slow as 650 singles are, they'll still all easily outpace a Hilux from a 100km/h roll on.

Easily




This whole incident could have been avoided by simply travelling faster before, during and after the overtaking manoeuvre.

no where to go, I came up on the Pukerua Bay merge

[triplethumper]

no where to go, I came up on the Pukerua Bay merge

If you're carefull you can slip past a couple more cars as you come to the top of the hill, a wee bit cheeky but it's worth putting a buffer between yourself and dicks like this, road rage can cause people to do frighteningly stupid things and there's no way of knowing what he might have done next. Alternatively you could've turned off at Pukerua bay and stopped at the Harley shop, Even if he followed you I bet he wouldn't stop there for a confrontation :msn-wink: The police will tell you to pull over and let the aggressive driver go by but this doesn't always work out well, my wife was riding the same bit of road last year, she came through the Plimmerton roundabout in the left lane and accelerated past a slower car in the right, He decided to be a dick and started chasing her, tailgating etc so she did the 'right' thing and pulled completely off the road on the straight after the weigh station and came to a stop. The idiot in the car followed her off the road and rammed her, knocking the bike and her over into the grass. She was stopped FFS! No damage or injury but only by luck. Police called to the scene and gave the driver a lecture but didn't take it further because there were no witnesses. Lucky for him the police got there before I did!

[DrDarkMatter]

if you're carefull you can slip past a couple more cars as you come to the top of the hill, a wee bit cheeky but it's worth putting a buffer between yourself and dicks like this, road rage can cause people to do frighteningly stupid things and there's no way of knowing what he might have done next. Alternatively you could've turned off at pukerua bay and stopped at the harley shop, even if he followed you i bet he wouldn't stop there for a confrontation :msn-wink:


ya, good point

[triplethumper]

ya, good point

decided to edit and post turned into a novel... Heres the guilty car

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[SpeedMonger]

decided to edit and post turned into a novel... Heres the guilty car

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Explains it all. Only cock gobblers drive Hyundai's.

[triplethumper]

Explains it all. Only cock gobblers drive Hyundai's.

Funny you should say that... the day this pic was taken he was at Palmers garden centre with his boyfriend :buggerd:

[300weatherby]

Many years ago when i first lived in Wellington i got a job on a construction site as a hammer hand one day in a big hurry to get home and planng on using a hammer n nails over the weekend i simply left my tool belt on chucked my swanni on and jumped onboard my old TT500,sitting at a set of lights i was almost knocked off the thing by a guy and his 2 mates in a Holden ute,i turned around to see them laughing it up so sidestand down and off the bike pulled out the Estwing and set about smashing the guys windscreen which resulted in the cunt driving screaming like a bitch:killingme bit of topic but the road rage thing reminded me of it.

Outfuckingstanding!, finally someone on this thread that gets how you stop the retards: you educate them with the only language that works, violence/intimidation they cannot match.

My first and immediate response is retaliation, shithead in hilux (lets face it, he's not getting away unless you are on an FXR) gets followed till he stops then filled in:bash:. Never back down,never run away and always carry a big stick!.

[Swoop]

My current issue is with a white XR6 falcon ute with a white hard cover on the deck. Watch out for him, he'll swerve at you as you come alongside when legally overtaking (not crossing centre line) Haven't got his rego yet but it'll keep. Other guys have has issues with this same idiot.
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[triplethumper]

Would like to clarify, I don't have any issues with gay people... Just the ones that try to kill my wife.

[triplethumper]

I went to the police website and filled out a "report a bad driver" and gave them ALL details.

Interesting thing was he has his website printed across the back of his truck, maybe that's why he got behind me lol

too bad I remembered it and gave it to the police with his rego Mr jsroofing.co.nz based on SH1 just across from ZIP plumbing in Kapiti.

if you come across this guy hes a nutter, brown hair, clean cut guy in his later 20's it looks like.

Doc

How did you get on with the police complaint, did you get any feedback?

[Indiana_Jones]

Yeah that report a bad driver shit just sends a letter out, asking them to play nice on the roads. Or that's my understanding of it.

Cunts are ginna be cunts. I had some knob tail gate me last night, slowed down to 20km/h (50km/h zone) still hugging my arse, couldn't quite get the hint lol. Had I not have my baby in the back I would have been very tempted to do an emergency brake as the road can get busy.....

-Indy

[R650R]

Yeah that report a bad driver shit just sends a letter out, asking them to play nice on the roads. Or that's my understanding of it.

Cunts are ginna be cunts. I had some knob tail gate me last night, slowed down to 20km/h (50km/h zone) still hugging my arse, couldn't quite get the hint lol. Had I not have my baby in the back I would have been very tempted to do an emergency brake as the road can get busy.....

-Indy

So what happens when you try that without baby in car and get spun into other traffic and involve someone elses baby???
Nothing more hypocritical than those baby on board signs, people think they are a license to drive slow and cause accidents.
I don't understand people who play the brake pedal dance, the person behind obviously doesn't give a thought to safety and jamming on the brake seems like a good idea???
I've been run over while stopped waiting to turn, it was because the other driver wasn't paying attention. Was nervous for awhile about tailgaters then blanked it out as the risk is greater from your own distraction of worrying about it.
Same in the truck when getting worked up about blind overtakers etc, the worthless experience of calling *555 and blood pressure just increases own risk levels and job mistakes. Found the Darwin method of letting them carry on with their 'trip' more effective. Concentrate on own driving and don't worry about others just be aware of whats happening and drive/ride accordingly.

[Indiana_Jones]

So what happens when you try that without baby in car and get spun into other traffic and involve someone elses baby???
Nothing more hypocritical than those baby on board signs, people think they are a license to drive slow and cause accidents.
I don't understand people who play the brake pedal dance, the person behind obviously doesn't give a thought to safety and jamming on the brake seems like a good idea???
I've been run over while stopped waiting to turn, it was because the other driver wasn't paying attention. Was nervous for awhile about tailgaters then blanked it out as the risk is greater from your own distraction of worrying about it.

I loathe fucking baby on board signs and I agree, I dislike people who drive around at 30km/h because they have a baby onboard.

But why the does some cunt need to tailgate me because I'm doing fucking 50-60km/h in a 50km/h zone.

But you're right I guess, not worth the hassle, might just crawl to a stop next time. Safety first and all that shit.

-Indy

[haydes55]

It's amazing how people will happily crawl along below the speed limit to annoy a driver annoying them rather than taking 3 seconds to indicate left, slow down and pull over. Let the tail gater past, carry on at the speed limit.

If your ego is too big to let you pull over then speed up.

I very rarely get over taken, rather I allow vehicles past. If a car catches up behind me, they obviously want to go faster, so I let them past, the only time I've ever been tail gated has been in a queue of traffic. Make them overtake you. Job done.

As for baby on board signs. They are great! I just know there are at least 20 Asian children employed to make them. I was going to T-bone a car the other day, but I saw the baby on board sign so I braked instead. Saved the babies life :facepalm:

[James Deuce]

I loathe fucking baby on board signs and I agree, I dislike people who drive around at 30km/h because they have a baby onboard.

But why the does some cunt need to tailgate me because I'm doing fucking 50-60km/h in a 50km/h zone.

But you're right I guess, not worth the hassle, might just crawl to a stop next time. Safety first and all that shit.

-Indy

But, but, but, then cassina will WIN! You MUST not let that happen.

[Indiana_Jones]

It's amazing how people will happily crawl along below the speed limit to annoy a driver annoying them rather than taking 3 seconds to indicate left, slow down and pull over. Let the tail gater past, carry on at the speed limit.

If your ego is too big to let you pull over then speed up.

I agree when people are below the speed limit, was driving to Invers the other day and some old knob in a ute was doing 70km/h, couldn't give a fuck about the 6-8 cars behind him.

If someone is tailgating me on the open road, I tend to pull over and let them go, not worth the hassle at high speeds.

But saying that, most of the tailgating I've experienced has been around town in heavyish traffic. I don't know what they want me to do? pull over so they can kiss the arse of the person in front of me?


But, but, but, then cassina will WIN! You MUST not let that happen.

My bad! :lol:

-Indy

[R650R]

I very rarely get over taken, rather I allow vehicles past. If a car catches up behind me, they obviously want to go faster, so I let them past, the only time I've ever been tail gated has been in a queue of traffic. Make them overtake you. Job done.



Did that one time and turned out it was a cop car! in UK going from a 30mph to 60mph zone at night, he was tailgating and high beaming me.
After asking me why I was going so slow he was taken aback when I said because your tailgating and highbeaming me you fool, wanted you to pass me. Looked at his lights and didn't disagree, said he would check at station up road.
For that bit of wisdom I got breathylised, man did his eyes light up when I said yes I'd been drinking, forgot I had to pick the missus up from work.
Was under the limit of course and he couldn't wait to slink away after that...

[nodrog]

Yeah that report a bad driver shit just sends a letter out, asking them to play nice on the roads. Or that's my understanding of it.

Cunts are ginna be cunts. I had some knob tail gate me last night, slowed down to 20km/h (50km/h zone) still hugging my arse, couldn't quite get the hint lol. Had I not have my baby in the back I would have been very tempted to do an emergency brake as the road can get busy.....

-Indy

Am I reading this correctly? You have had sex?

[Indiana_Jones]

Am I reading this correctly? You have had sex?

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/02/020b1460206ed60a3669cc7be797c1a14f3c368c5650b64b87 3a1a17a4b33e21.jpg

-Indy