Just seen "Fathers Day" Hallenstein's advert 2/8/05

[crashe]

A guy and a girl ride up to the house on a m/bike.
they both get off the bike and walk inside the house past the father wearing a new "Hallenstein's polo t-shirt".

Guy dressed in jeans and a t-shirt.

Girl dressed in a short demin skirt and the little top...
As the girl gets off the bike she has to pull the skirt down.

Oh yeah they were both wearing helmets.

Good one Hallensteins, on showing how not to wear protective gear on a m/bike.

[Sniper]

True on the protection thing, but is she hot>??

[bugjuice]

she's bloody hot..
the ad does show a destinct lack of protective gear
she is very fit
I don't get the jist of the ad
but boy, is that girl sexy..

Edit - just realised this is my 4000th post. didn't know it when I posted it, glad I made it a little pervy.. I'd just like to thank my boss, for giving me no work to do, to my friends and family since I can diss them and 'pervert' them to add to my count, and to the justice, since the term goes - to pervert the course of justice... bring it on :Punk:

[Wolf]

Yeah, saw that retarded ad first time a few days ago, had a minor rant to Juliet about it. Would write to Hallensteins about it but they're not worth the steam off my shit, let alone the effort of putting pen to paper.

And it's probably not them so much as the retards at the advertising agency - Snatchit and Snatchit or whoever...

[TonyB]

Quadruple whoredom for buggy!

Must get home to watch adverts.

[vifferman]

See, crashe?

It worked. :yes: Three replies from guys who noticed.
It attracted their attention.

[Waylander]

Heh, funny thing, my dad doesn't think you need any protective gear other than a helmet.


As for the ad it's probably to say "if you get your dad our sweater he'll let you get away with anything, like dating one of those dangerous bikers.":devil2:

[GR81]

minx from narm!

but yes, i had mentioned to the missus about the lack of protective gear when i first saw the ad.

[crashe]

See, crashe?

It worked. :yes: Three replies from guys who noticed.
It attracted their attention.

Yeah and none of them even know what the advert was even about....lol.

Yep she sure does have nice long legs....

Bugjuice - settle petal... we might have to tell Ms Buggy on ya..
and did you tell her what you got up to last night... hmmm romping around on the floor... :woohoo:

[sAsLEX]

aint the son and the father wearing similar shirts? and his dad likes the broad too

[vifferman]

Speaking of hot wimmins - I went for a coffee a wee while ago, and who should be in the cafe but Eva the Bulgarian. She looks even nicer in person than she does on TV. :yes:

[Big Dave]

Advertising and.......reality.......hmmm now there's a concept!

[Sniper]

I want to meet more hot women!!!!

[crashe]

I want to meet more hot women!!!!

Move up to Auckland then.... there's heaps of hot women up here.
:chase: :chase:

[vifferman]

I want to meet more hot women!!!!
Come and have coffee with me sometime. Lots of women in Ponce-snobby, and it's very common to see 'celebrities' hanging out at Santos (most of whom are probably tossers, of course).

[WRT]

Ok, they should be promoting safety, but hey - at least they are promoting motorcycling! You guys are too busy focusing on the bad, look on the brightside! My interpretation of that is that they are saying that there should be more hot chicks on bikes - and I'm all for that ;)

Yay for hot chicks on bikes! Mmmm, hot chicks . . . mmmm, bikes . . .

[GR81]

Move up to Auckland then.... there's heaps of hot women up here.
na, most auckland woman are far to into themselves! haha

[ManDownUnder]

she's bloody hot..
the ad does show a destinct lack of protective gear
she is very fit
I don't get the jist of the ad
but boy, is that girl sexy..

Edit - just realised this is my 4000th post. didn't know it when I posted it, glad I made it a little pervy.. I'd just like to thank my boss, for giving me no work to do, to my friends and family since I can diss them and 'pervert' them to add to my count, and to the justice, since the term goes - to pervert the course of justice... bring it on :Punk:

:clap: :clap: :clap:

[ManDownUnder]

na, most auckland woman are far to into themselves! haha

Don't worry about that, a surprising number have room for one more...

[mstriumph]

The initial post didn't make it clear [and we don't HAVE adverts like that in wa :dodge: ] ..........
if the GIRL was riding the bike then it is a perfectly wholesome, uplifting and acceptable advert from well-balanced and community-minded advertisers [who are probably nice to their kids and help out at church socials]

... if it was the BLOKE upfront then yeah, it's a peverted, cheap, degrading piece of crap that should be binned along with the money-hungry, scum-sucking advertisers who put it to air

:innocent:

the words wholesome and uplifting appear in the above because they are apt - NOT as in invitation to hijack this thread in a manner unbefitting!!

[ManDownUnder]

The initial post didn't make it clear [and we don't HAVE adverts like that in wa :dodge: ] ..........
if the GIRL was riding the bike then it is a perfectly wholesome, uplifting and acceptable advert from well-balanced and community-minded advertisers [who are probably nice to their kids and help out at church socials]

... if it was the BLOKE upfront then yeah, it's a peverted, cheap, degrading piece of crap that should be binned along with the money-hungry, scum-sucking advertisers who put it to air

:innocent:

the words wholesome and uplifting appear in the above because they are apt - NOT as in invitation to hijack this thread in a manner unbefitting!!

It's an interesting point... I love advertising for that reason (gender roles and the acceptance of them).

I recall a while back the ad for Rashuns where a car load of girls drove down the road, ripped all the clothes off some guy walking along (bar his boxers) then drove off laughing.

I'd love to see the reaction if the genders were reversed... the feminists would be up in arms about it... (and I'd quite like it)

[bugjuice]

if the chick was ridin up front, they would have crashed when they stopped.
damn it, now I've spoilt my 4,000 count.

[Sniper]

You would spoil anything given a chance LOL

[SARGE]

I want to meet more hot women!!!!


check your mouthwash :motu:

[dawnrazor]

Look its hallensteins okay, if there is a cliche out there in need of a good advert to wrap around it, their your boys. I think its something to do with distracting us from the fact that the product is (how shall i say this and not be sued.....well you know what i mean). But the girl is very pretty, and probably still in school and not about to leave any time soon. Okay this has taken a very wrong turn some where, now we're all perverts and dirty old (wo)men.

So no change there then, yeah more sex in advertising please, as if i had to ask.

[crashe]

the advert had the boy up front and the girl on the back of the bike.

Buggy - you haven't ruined your post ranking afterall... :rofl: :rofl:

[curious george]

Don't worry about that, a surprising number have room for one more...
The mind boggels. ANd perves. Could I be the only one to take this in a dodgy way? :dodge:

[dawnrazor]

Now if it had been the other way around it might have been interseting

[ManDownUnder]

The mind boggels. ANd perves. Could I be the only one to take this in a didgy way? :dodge:

.... YOU'RE RUDE !!!!!!

(and keep a camera handy - those cell phone cams are ideal!)

[Ixion]

I'd guess they were responsible young people and planned to put the protection on once they were inside the house.

[HenryDorsetCase]

"if you get your dad our sweater he'll let you get away with anything, like dating one of those dangerous bikers.":devil2:

I got a sweater for fathers day. Its a pity cos I would rather have had a screamer or a moaner. but whatever.

:)

[dawnrazor]

I got a sweater for fathers day. Its a pity cos I would rather have had a screamer or a moaner. but whatever.

:)


Got to be better than a jumper

[ManDownUnder]

Got to be better than a jumper

or a pullover

[dawnrazor]

or a pullover

now that might not be neccessairly so bad

[Lias]

Don't worry about that, a surprising number have room for one more...

Most women have room for 3.. auckland girls have room for more :-P

[Lias]

Oh and back on topic.. This is the same hallensteins that not long ago had an advert on tv with a young bloke diving out of a moving car and getting fucked up, then repeating it while wearing "new halensteins long sleeve tshirt" or something and not getting hurt at all.

I actually thought about writing in and complaing about that one and i'm hardly some crusty old pensioner with nothing better to do thatn write complaint letters :woohoo:

[Wolf]

Oh and back on topic.. This is the same hallensteins that not long ago had an advert on tv with a young bloke diving out of a moving car and getting fucked up, then repeating it while wearing "new halensteins long sleeve tshirt" or something and not getting hurt at all.

I actually thought about writing in and complaing about that one and i'm hardly some crusty old pensioner with nothing better to do thatn write complaint letters :woohoo:
All Hallensteins ads are retarded - something to do with "Target Audience" :devil2:

[Sniper]

All Hallensteins ads are retarded - something to do with "Target Audience" :devil2:

Thats true, maybe they are targeting and attemting to kill off the stupid people and breed more intelligent people. The old lion and buffalo theory working subtely

[Biff]

A hot chick in a short skirt, and no protection? I think it best I give her a ring, as I have a spare condom that needs to be used.

(oh I'm so glad Ms Biff doesn't visit KB these days)

[Sniper]

A hot chick in a short skirt, and no protection? I think it best I give her a ring, as I have a spare condom that needs to be used.

(oh I'm so glad Ms Biff doesn't visit KB these days)

She did mention to me that she used your login while you were away though :whistle:

[Big Dave]

A hot chick in a short skirt, and no protection? I think it best I give her a ring, as I have a spare condom that needs to be used.



You dont need condoms - your looks and personality will do the trick.

[Sniper]

:killingme :killingme

[Biff]

You dont need condoms - your looks and personality will do the trick.

It's easy for your sort mate - you just join www.yetidating.com and you're guaranteed some action.

[Sniper]

Touche :killingme :killingme :killingme

[Smorg]

It's easy for your sort mate - you just join www.yetidating.com and you're guaranteed some action.

I wonder how many people click on that link "just to see" i know i just did, but then again i do like the hairy ones :woohoo:

[Wolf]

I wonder how many people click on that link "just to see" i know i just did, but then again i do like the hairy ones :woohoo:
And was my profile still there? :devil2:

[Smorg]

And was my profile still there? :devil2:

yeah but your cellphone number doesnt work mate i really wanna meet up :rofl:

[Squiggles]

damm...i didnt see the ad, wish i had :(

[dawnrazor]

damm...i didnt see the ad, wish i had :(
no you really don't, trust me.

[Sniper]

Why not? Are you gay? Theres a hot girl in it!!!!!

[Wolf]

Why not? Are you gay? Theres a hot girl in it!!!!!
A hot girl with absolutely no idea of what's not safe - just the kind Sniper likes... :devil2:

[vifferman]

no you really don't, trust me.
You're probably right. My interest was piqued the first time, but the second time... meh. Got into trouble with the wife for discussing it too.
I said, "Look at that lucky sod. His son comes home and brings him that for Father's Day, and I get nothing! What's up with that?!?"

[mstriumph]

yeah - thanks ... in that case para.2 of my original post applies :dodge:
the advert had the boy up front and the girl on the back of the bike.

Buggy - you haven't ruined your post ranking afterall... :rofl: :rofl:

[Sniper]

A hot girl with absolutely no idea of what's not safe - just the kind Sniper likes... :devil2:

And why not? Although I really need to get some ointment for that itch :woohoo:

[dawnrazor]

Why not? Are you gay? Theres a hot girl in it!!!!!
yeah, that'll be it, your a genius - no it just wasn't a very good ad, and if i'm that desparate to check out hot chicks during the ad breaks, to be honest you don't need to wait very long - theres usually one along every 10 minutes or so.

[Sniper]

DR, I know exactly what you mean and Im trying really hard to be sarcastic. Go back over my posts and you will find most of them to be shit stirring or crap mate. No offence meant

[justsomeguy]

I would like the government to allow not wearing helmets.

Along with removing the "Do not drink" warnings on poisonous cleaning liquids/chemicals which clearly have poison written on them and the "Cigarette smoking is bad for you" messages on cigarette boxes.

[dawnrazor]

DR, I know exactly what you mean and Im trying really hard to be sarcastic. Go back over my posts and you will find most of them to be shit stirring or crap mate. No offence meant

none taken, was trying to reply in kind - must have touched a nerve is all-
ah crap!!!!!

[Sniper]

No worries. :)

[Waylander]

I would like the government to allow not wearing helmets.

Along with removing the "Do not drink" warnings on poisonous cleaning liquids/chemicals which clearly have poison written on them and the "Cigarette smoking is bad for you" messages on cigarette boxes.
Hmm not sure about the first two, but the one on the cigarette boxes is just silly. No one that smokes pays attention to them anyway.

[justsomeguy]

Hmm not sure about the first two, but the one on the cigarette boxes is just silly. No one that smokes pays attention to them anyway.

Natural selection.

[Pixie]

Speaking of hot wimmins - I went for a coffee a wee while ago, and who should be in the cafe but Eva the Bulgarian. She looks even nicer in person than she does on TV. :yes:
Who's Eba the Vulgarian?

[Aitch]

Yeah, saw that retarded ad first time a few days ago, had a minor rant to Juliet about it. Would write to Hallensteins about it but they're not worth the steam off my shit, let alone the effort of putting pen to paper.

And it's probably not them so much as the retards at the advertising agency - Snatchit and Snatchit or whoever...
So it's worth your time to rant here, but not to email Hallensteins? Take the time if it really bothers you that much.

[Smorg]

Who's Eba the Vulgarian?

Its the chick from lion red sports cafe' not anal cocroft though