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george formby
28th March 2014, 20:34
Fact. Go pros make you crash. Takes nearly 2 minutes but worth watching if you like pointing your finger & sniggering.

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iranana
28th March 2014, 22:03
Wow. Riding very close to the center line too
ducatilover
28th March 2014, 22:05
Epic effort.
SNF
28th March 2014, 22:18
Good thing he was able to walk away from that. What a dickhead place to ride like that. Lanes are there for a reason.
schrodingers cat
29th March 2014, 07:32
He looked to be very skilful in a straight line...
He just didn't look to be riding his own rhythm or riding to his ability.
The Reibz
29th March 2014, 07:39
That hangtime
Mike.Gayner
29th March 2014, 07:59
What an asshole.
SMOKEU
29th March 2014, 08:44
Did he died?
willytheekid
29th March 2014, 09:16
:crazy:...crikey!...its just like the old ChCh WNR (well...the summer edition)

...I did like his parking style tho :killingme
Big Dog
29th March 2014, 10:28
Lucky bugger. Big lesson. Not dead.


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nzspokes
29th March 2014, 10:45
Crap riding even thought the road has great signage.

Must be a good job selling signs over there.
Tazz
29th March 2014, 11:05
Crap riding even thought the road has great signage.

Must be a good job selling signs over there.

To be honest I think the signage was the reason he crashed. Had only done half they job of it they do in Ireland...


https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/32526_125981297419205_7796138_n.jpg

( That is after a 'Slow' or two too =) )
G4L4XY
29th March 2014, 13:04
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lsLCLF1i84

If you're bored for 20mins...
caspernz
29th March 2014, 13:07
Meh, would have been better off to spend a couple of hundred pingers on riding lessons than a friggin camera...:wacko:

To me his lines were shite and absolutely no need to go right of the car, he was only doing about 5 mph. Impatience and illusions of awesomeness on account of the Go Wank camera were his undoing really :yawn:
rustyrobot
29th March 2014, 13:22
Did the rider go down the hill, or just the camera?
gammaguy
29th March 2014, 14:13
At least that shut up that boring droning exhaust noise.


Rider is a complete cock head, instead of spending his money on a noise pipe he should have gone on a training course
MVnut
29th March 2014, 14:23
....missed being dead by a millionth of a second......he should go buy a lotto ticket (so should the car driver)
Katman
29th March 2014, 18:22
It never fails to amaze me how far some people's ambition exceeds their ability.
george formby
29th March 2014, 18:50
It never fails to amaze me how far some people's ambition exceeds their ability.



:killingme I'm not familiar with the weekend "biker roads" here in unzud but in the UK there are a few destination roads for a weekend blat, the Cat & Fiddle being one. From the moment the vid started rolling your post is what sprang to mind. Mondays are always busy for the bike shops in the north of England & Border region.
It's quite a scene up there, but, you might be trying to emulate someone like John Mcguiness on a road like that. Not a realistic benchmark.
He rides with, or used to, a group of mates who are all eye wateringly quick. Quite a few BSB racers come from the north.
At the cafes where everybody pulls in for a breather there is much tire checking & manliness.

I have to admit to going through a few hedges & over a wall or two meself, before I grew up and accepted my, and the bikes, limitations.
Headbanger
1st April 2014, 16:01
and stuff need some help when it comes to headlines....

http://www.stuff.co.nz/motoring/videos/9891773/Biker-plunges-down-cliff-to-miss-car
Bald Eagle
1st April 2014, 16:03
What a total fuckwit rossi wannabe

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thepom
1st April 2014, 16:05
Fuck off mate...excellent riding...car was in the wrong I say...
HenryDorsetCase
1st April 2014, 16:10
that rider was in the wrong. cool footage though.

If you freeze it 12 seconds in the car is in the left lane and so is the bike. ...
sil3nt
1st April 2014, 16:12
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-QoCw_40A1ug/Ts9vNsZnWoI/AAAAAAAACDE/oLdd7Nbxn70/s1600/holy-repost-batman.jpg
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/165702-Numpty-of-the-week-Kawasaki-Crashi
PrincessBandit
1st April 2014, 16:20
Hey, even fucktards are allowed their second 15 seconds of fame :facepalm: in a repost.

What an idiot. When I read the headline I was like "holy shit..." but I should have known better than to make an assumption :msn-wink:
James Deuce
1st April 2014, 16:21
I've been forced onto the other side of the road on a Thursday night on the Rimutakas by the same sort of behaviour. It's both more common than you thought and closer to home than previously suspected.
PrincessBandit
1st April 2014, 16:44
Being forced onto the other side is a different issue (wouldn't be a pleasant experience at all to have been in the driver's shoes) - this rider obviously can't (or doesn't want to) read the big writing on the road.

(my re-reading of James' post caused me to reword my original response)
Headbanger
1st April 2014, 16:54
If I didn't see it, I could not give a fuck.


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-QoCw_40A1ug/Ts9vNsZnWoI/AAAAAAAACDE/oLdd7Nbxn70/s1600/holy-repost-batman.jpg
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/165702-Numpty-of-the-week-Kawasaki-Crashi
Flip
1st April 2014, 17:11
Another sports bike rider riding faster than he has skill.
Tazz
1st April 2014, 18:13
Another sports bike rider riding faster than he has skill.

I'd say. Should ban sports bikes all together and stick to cruisers like these fine gentlemen.


http://youtu.be/cb_vWid0cSg

And look at how the road jumped out at this upstanding citizen! That sports bike before him upset it.


http://youtu.be/sYxU_lYBHpY
Headbanger
1st April 2014, 18:55
The fucktard who merged my awesome thread with this shit one can get fucked.

If I wanted to post shit just for sports bike riders I fucking would.

How about your fuck sticks just delete my thread if you can't handle it rather then putting it in places it was never meant to be.
James Deuce
1st April 2014, 19:27
Being forced onto the other side is a different issue (wouldn't be a pleasant experience at all to have been in the driver's shoes) - this rider obviously can't (or doesn't want to) read the big writing on the road.

(my re-reading of James' post caused me to reword my original response)

Not really - I was in a car and I saved the dumb prick's arse from having to do the same thing as this guy, but over a vertical drop. Practically the same corner profile too.
James Deuce
1st April 2014, 19:28
The fucktard who merged my awesome thread with this shit one can get fucked.

If I wanted to post shit just for sports bike riders I fucking would.

How about your fuck sticks just delete my thread if you can't handle it rather then putting it in places it was never meant to be.

Don't fucking hold back.
Headbanger
1st April 2014, 19:38
Don't fucking hold back.

Just fucking lucky no one was here to witness the fury of my fist shaking.

Nearly busted out a Haka.

Then shit would have been fucking serious.

But, I choose not to go that far.
rustyblade
15th April 2014, 10:07
Good thing he was able to walk away from that. What a dickhead place to ride like that. Lanes are there for a reason.

uk though init.

go fer a rag and enjoy it.
not really gonna get stopped unless you're REALLY going some, I used to be a proper hooligan over there on my bikes.