Cop rant

[superjackal]

Fucking cunty cops. Went and got a curry last night and on the way home got pinged. I'd pulled into my drive and was halfway out the door when the boys in blue (one boy the other a pigerina - who spent the whole time on her mobile talking to her friend) came into my driveway at speed (my kids play there) and told me he'd just nabbed me doing 61kph (fuck knows - wasn't looking). He was about to run his routine and give me my $80 policeman's raffle ticket when my wife told him I'd just lost everything I owed in the Kilbirnie Storage fire. Good on him, he backed off but if it hadn't been for my misfortune, the little cuntface would have proudly handed me $80 for speeding in my own neighbourhood.

Last ticket I got in December for 113kph on SH2 between Wgtn and Petone.

Fucking bunch of arse-fingering, arse-tongueing bottom feeders.

I don't hate all cops, but I fucking hate the ones that pull you over for this sort of petty shit.

Really bad fucking day. :baby:

[Akzle]

so you infringed widely understood legislation and the persons tasked with enforcing it, enforced it?
Ignorant attitude dude.
:violin:

[Motig]

Your having a bad day they show consideration and let you off and all you can do is slag them off ! What a lovely attitude, there should be more people like you in the world - preferably as far away from me as possible.

[Drew]

22% over the speed limit in a built up area where other children no doubt play, and you're indignant that the cop wanted to have a word with you?

[p.dath]

Lets turn this around. At what point do you feel a ticket is worthwhile in this case? As you say, this was a neighborhood that you're own children play in, and whatever standard you choose you can't then be upset if someone else uses that same standard.

70 km/h, 90 km/h, unlimited speed?

[Berries]

Good on him, he backed off but if it hadn't been for my misfortune, the little cuntface would have proudly handed me $80 for speeding in my own neighbourhood.
Don't your kids play there as well?

[Owl]

Hitcher is in your region. I'm sure he'd give you a cuddle.:msn-wink:

[unstuck]

What a fuckwit, you want some rope to hang your fucked up self with. Get a life ya maggot.:laugh::laugh:

[skippa1]

If you wanted a cuddle on here, you should have created a new profile as a girl in the newbies section. There are a few on here that would be all over you like golden syrup :laugh::laugh::laugh:

( same ones every time too :laugh:)

[mikeey01]

You were speeding, you were caught, bad luck.

[Woodman]

The cop let you off a speeding ticket. What an asshole.

Can you start a campaign that cops should never show compassion and never ever let people off tickets. In fact maybe even start a political party with that as your mandate. Fuck your gonna be prime minister soon.

[JimO]

it probably wasnt even the cops that started the fire

[Ribit]

Wont someone please think of the children! ;)

I wouldnt be surprised if the cops are cracking down on bikes with the increase in bike accidents this year. The end goal would be not having to peel mangled leather clad bodies out of the gutta.
I'd like it if they spent some of thier time cracking down on cagers looking at their phones instead of the world around them thou.

Drive now, text later

[Berries]

I wouldnt be surprised if the cops are cracking down on bikes with the increase in bike accidents this year. The end goal would be not having to peel mangled leather clad bodies out of the gutta.
He was driving a car which is why moaning on a motorbike forum is even funnier.




Fucking cagers.

[BuzzardNZ]

Hope the curry was worth it.

Given your recent luck, you'll probably get food poisoning to boot.

[caseye]

You got a shit load less than you deserved!
Dont come wanking off in here about getting stopped for 11 K's over the speed limit in an area that even your own kids play in in YOUR OWN street for fucks sake.
Cunt, yeah! you.

[Gremlin]

Dont come wanking off in here about getting stopped for 11 K's over the speed limit in an area that even your own kids play in in YOUR OWN street for fucks sake.

I hardly think our harsh words will fix it... about the same the last ticket did him... fuck all.

[scrivy]

If someone ran over my child around my house, I'd be pissed off. If I found that maggot to have been speeding, then they'd be joining Heath Ledger, Nelson Mandela, Mick Jaggers girl friend etc etc....
No excuses for speeding - and if you're caught, it's your own dumb fault..... Not the police.
Are you part of the worlds new youth? It's always someone elses fault.............????

[ellipsis]

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[FJRider]

if it hadn't been for my misfortune, the little cuntface would have proudly handed me $80 for speeding in my own neighbourhood.

Your neighborhood .. ??? you own it ... or just exist there ...

And it's where other peoples kids play too ... where Grandmothers and Grandfathers take their Grandkids and (or) dogs for a walk .... :beer:


Last ticket I got in December for 113kph on SH2 between Wgtn and Petone.

Like we care (now) ... :killingme


Fucking bunch of arse-fingering, arse-tongueing bottom feeders.

Just wait 'till you hear all our opinions of you ... the above would seem like sweet talk ... ;)


I don't hate all cops, but I fucking hate the ones that pull you over for this sort of petty shit.

Even the one's that don't give you a ticket because you were having a bad day ...??? How considerate of you ... :lol:


Really bad fucking day. :baby:

I feel good news is needed after all that then ... I had a GREAT day ... :yes:

[ducatilover]

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:bleh: Bloody plonker.

[Virago]

Fucking cunty cops. Went and got a curry last night and on the way home got pinged. I'd pulled into my drive and was halfway out the door when the boys in blue (one boy the other a pigerina - who spent the whole time on her mobile talking to her friend) came into my driveway at speed (my kids play there) and told me he'd just nabbed me doing 61kph (fuck knows - wasn't looking). He was about to run his routine and give me my $80 policeman's raffle ticket when my wife told him I'd just lost everything I owed in the Kilbirnie Storage fire. Good on him, he backed off but if it hadn't been for my misfortune, the little cuntface would have proudly handed me $80 for speeding in my own neighbourhood.

Last ticket I got in December for 113kph on SH2 between Wgtn and Petone.

Fucking bunch of arse-fingering, arse-tongueing bottom feeders.

I don't hate all cops, but I fucking hate the ones that pull you over for this sort of petty shit.

Really bad fucking day. :baby:

You're a complete cunt. Get over yourself.

[scrivy]

I guess when you wake up too late to put the rubbish out, the rubbish collectors are cunts too??

When you overstay your time at a park n display carpark, Wilsons parking are cunts too??

When you don't pay your GST on time, the IRD are cunts??

When you overdraw your bank account, the banks a cunt??

When you don't pay your electricity bill, and the power goes off, the lines company are cunts too???

WTF??

It's called being responsible for your own actions.....

[Wingnut]

Really bad fucking day. :baby:

How so. You got off on an infringement that pretty much everyone else who has posted on this thread would have thought you should have been upheld on. Pretty fucken good day really. Unless your glass is half empty....

[Murray]

You got a shit load less than you deserved!
Dont come wanking off in here about getting stopped for 11 K's over the speed limit in an area that even your own kids play in in YOUR OWN street for fucks sake.
Cunt, yeah! you.

say what you really mean mark

counting down the days

[awa355]

Aww com on fellas, He is a KB'r, :msn-wink: so at 11k over the limit . he's probably safer than 99% of the non KB population would be at the legal limit:niceone::niceone::niceone:

[scumdog]

Fucking cunty cops. Went and got a curry last night and on the way home got pinged..yadda-yadda-yadda...

And more yadda-yadda-yadd....

Fucking bunch of arse-fingering, arse-tongueing bottom feeders.

I don't hate all cops, but I fucking hate the ones that pull you over for this sort of petty shit.

Really bad fucking day. :baby:


Glad you enjoyed the experience!:woohoo:

[oneblackflag]

Fucking cunty cops. Went and got a curry last night and on the way home got pinged. I'd pulled into my drive and was halfway out the door when the boys in blue (one boy the other a pigerina - who spent the whole time on her mobile talking to her friend) came into my driveway at speed (my kids play there) and told me he'd just nabbed me doing 61kph (fuck knows - wasn't looking). He was about to run his routine and give me my $80 policeman's raffle ticket when my wife told him I'd just lost everything I owed in the Kilbirnie Storage fire. Good on him, he backed off but if it hadn't been for my misfortune, the little cuntface would have proudly handed me $80 for speeding in my own neighbourhood.

Last ticket I got in December for 113kph on SH2 between Wgtn and Petone.

Fucking bunch of arse-fingering, arse-tongueing bottom feeders.

I don't hate all cops, but I fucking hate the ones that pull you over for this sort of petty shit.

Really bad fucking day. :baby:

:facepalm::facepalm::zzzz:

[JimO]

Wilsons parking are cunts ??

the IRD are cunts??

the banks a cunt??
.
i think everybody agrees with this

[Berg]

Glad you enjoyed the experience!:woohoo:
Another innocent victim:killingme

[Berries]

So what do you reckon, response of 50/50?

[Mom]

Sorry to read u lost all your shit in that fire, it sucks for you.

However, they should have thrown the book at you for speeding in a 50 zone.

[caspernz]

Fucking cunty cops. Went and got a curry last night and on the way home got pinged. I'd pulled into my drive and was halfway out the door when the boys in blue (one boy the other a pigerina - who spent the whole time on her mobile talking to her friend) came into my driveway at speed (my kids play there) and told me he'd just nabbed me doing 61kph (fuck knows - wasn't looking). He was about to run his routine and give me my $80 policeman's raffle ticket when my wife told him I'd just lost everything I owed in the Kilbirnie Storage fire. Good on him, he backed off but if it hadn't been for my misfortune, the little cuntface would have proudly handed me $80 for speeding in my own neighbourhood.

Last ticket I got in December for 113kph on SH2 between Wgtn and Petone.

Fucking bunch of arse-fingering, arse-tongueing bottom feeders.

I don't hate all cops, but I fucking hate the ones that pull you over for this sort of petty shit.

Really bad fucking day. :baby:

So it was a memorable experience devoid of learning anything...yet again it seems? :shit::facepalm::shutup:

[Robbo]

You should have used this as an excuse as it seems like you are full of shit anyway.:motu:

[FJRider]

So what do you reckon, response of 50/50?

No response from the thread starter though.

So ... the thread is a either troll (likely) <_< ...

Or ... he is severely disheartened by the lack of support from the Biker Brotherhood ... for his totally unwarranted and unjustified sustained victimization by :Police: ...

[Brett]

so you infringed widely understood legislation and the persons tasked with enforcing it, enforced it?
Ignorant attitude dude.
:violin:

Wait, wait, wait. I am really fucking confused. You're SUPPORTING the cops now? You accept the police legal governance over NZ? Or has your whole position in MANY threads to date been bullshit rhetoric aimed at trolling?:blink::facepalm::blink::facepalm::blink: :shit::mellow:

Edit - not that I don't agree with you mind you... (about the OP)

[FJRider]

Wait, wait, wait. I am really fucking confused. You're SUPPORTING the cops now? You accept the police legal governance over NZ? Or has your whole position in MANY threads to date been bullshit rhetoric aimed at trolling?:blink::facepalm::blink::facepalm::blink: :shit::mellow:

Edit - not that I don't agree with you mind you... (about the OP)

I wouldn't say he was supporting plod ... but it must be his first post stating undisputed fact ... :innocent:

That ... at least deserves some credit .. <_<

[Akzle]

Wait, wait, wait. I am really fucking confused. You're SUPPORTING the cops now? You accept the police legal governance over NZ? Or has your whole position in MANY threads to date been bullshit rhetoric aimed at trolling?:blink::facepalm::blink::facepalm::blink: :shit::mellow:

Edit - not that I don't agree with you mind you... (about the OP)

i said 'widely understood legislation' not that i agree with it, either in intent, effect, or enforcement.

Certainly not accepting that its lawful or the cunts have any jurisdiction whatever.
Just cant believe some butthurt fucknuckle comes to kb for a hug.

I 'speed' all the time. Fuck everyone else. Nearly got done for 90 something in a 50 the other day. Past a school, too. But i didnt get done, because im a professional badass.

[Murray]

I 'speed' all the time. Fuck everyone else. Nearly got done for 90 something in a 50 the other day. Past a school, too. But i didnt get done, because im a professional badass.

sorry in this case you are a professional DICKHEAD

Get real

[oldrider]

sorry in this case you are a professional DICKHEAD

Get real

Geeez he sucked you in there Murray! :lol:

[Murray]

Geeez he sucked you in there Murray! :lol:

nah I know hes a dickhead but havent really bothered welcoming him to reality yet

[jellywrestler]

I'd just lost everything I owed in the Kilbirnie Storage fire.

sounds like you're one of the twats who complained to the media that there wasn't any sprinklers in that building, but didn't actually see this when they hired a unit or while putting stuff in there too!

[Akzle]

sorry in this case you are a professional DICKHEAD

Get real

hey... Youre in te rapa. Got a fuken trailer?

[Erelyes]

I wonder if losing all your shit in the fire was... like... karma, in advance.

[Robbo]

I wonder if losing all your shit in the fire was... like... karma, in advance.

You could be right there, afterall, good things happen to good people.:killingme:killingme

[SMOKEU]

I'm always very happy when I get let off with a warning for stuff that the cop could have served an infringement notice for. I certainly don't complain!

[GingerMidget]

You did something illegal, got caught and now you are whinging about it?
Suck it up cupcake.
Yes you had extenuating circumstances that were causing you stress.
That doesn't give you the right to act the fool and then whinge when you don't have the penalty handed down to you.

Grow up.

[MVnut]

I wonder if losing all your shit in the fire was... like... karma, in advance.

yeah no sympathy for the prick, well said

[Tazz]

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[Ribit]

No sympathy for being let off a ticket here either.
I found a cop was out ta get me - or tried to, perhaps due to a stereotype he'd formed of bikers in general.

while i was learning to ride i was cruzin about the waitakere's clockin up practise. Doing the speed limit and not doing anything wrong. id come to an open stretch of road and decided to stop and do a u-turn since its part of the license test. The road was clear of any moving traffic, around i went and continued on my way. A minute later a cop screams up behind me with sirens and lights blaring. after i stop he jumps out and asks, in an aggitated tone, why i turned around after i saw him?

It was a complete coincidence and i told him what i was doing calmly and without antagonising him. He must've been parked amongst other cars further up the road.
He proceeds to check my license, rego, warrant, tread depth, breath test and even the safety spec of my helmet before saying in a less than freindly manner, "well there's nothing else i can get you on so i guess your free to go".

I thought that was pretty cunty!

[The Reibz]

The speed limit needs to be unlimited after 8pm

[carbonhed]

I thought that was pretty cunty!

Sounds like it. I've certainly modified my opinion on the traffic guys since getting back on a bike.

[SMOKEU]

He proceeds to check my.......even the safety spec of my helmet before saying in a less than freindly manner, "well there's nothing else i can get you on so i guess your free to go".

I thought that was pretty cunty!

Do you have a dodgy or unsual looking helmet? I find it quite strange that the cop mentioned it. Does sound like a dick of a cop though.

[skippa1]

Do you have a dodgy or unsual looking helmet?
Bit of a personal question for you to ask.....:blink:

[Foxx]

Ha yeah f#k em' never there when you need thim & certainly always when ya don't. Pricks

[scumdog]

Ha yeah f#k em' never there when you need thim & certainly always when ya don't. Pricks

Glad to make your existence joyous!:2thumbsup

[caseye]

Ha yeah f#k em' never there when you need thim & certainly always when ya don't. Pricks

Just for Clarity.
Are you suggesting that NZ's finest are "Pricks" and therefore agreeing with the OP????????
Cause man if you are, be prepared, no one else replying to this Op thinks this way, what makes you think coming in here now and acting tough is a good idea.
Hey scummy, how're they hangi'n?

[Foxx]

Hey nutty go in hav a wank xx

[Madness]

Just for Clarity.
Are you suggesting that NZ's finest are "Pricks" and therefore agreeing with the OP????????
Cause man if you are, be prepared, no one else replying to this Op thinks this way, what makes you think coming in here now and acting tough is a good idea.
Hey scummy, how're they hangi'n?

Actually Caseye there's a problem with that argument. Holding the view that NZ's finest the popo are by & large a bunch of pricks doesn't automatically mean one agrees with the OP.


The speed limit needs to be unlimited after 8pm

Is that because with reduced visibility after dark there's less chance of people seeing you drop it?


Do you have a dodgy or unsual looking helmet? I find it quite strange that the cop mentioned it. Does sound like a dick of a cop though.

Not strange at all when a popo is looking to issue a ticket for the sake of issuing a ticket. I find it strange that a popo should get peeved at an innocent U-turn when it's popo U-turns that tend to kill innocent road users.

[caseye]

Hey nutty go in hav a wank xx

foxxy are you completely stupid?


Yeah yer right Madness! Dang it, butt hey I got the little come stain to say something that might just be quite costly

fucksy, are you feeling the heat yet? no one else in this thread ( fantastically unusual around here I must say) is agreeing with either the OP or your black self, oh, sorry are you black, just don't want to be misquoted.
You ain't going to last long around here with all this knot noing who yer insulting and telling off anyone who has the audacity to pull you up by yer booty straps.
Now be a good boy, collect your toys and Leave the room.
Dismissed.

[Foxx]

Sorry guys I was just browsing around the site ' im a nice guy & you made cry. I will leave with my tail between my legs.. oohoo

[The Reibz]

Is that because with reduced visibility after dark there's less chance of people seeing you drop it?
You cut me deep bro... I blame the GO-Pro, never putting one on a bike again

[Madness]

You cut me deep bro... I blame the GO-Pro, never putting one on a bike again

Come on dude, you're going to have to GoPro the shit out of it once you've turbro'd eet. You might want to mount one on the swing arm to capture those hairline cracks forming too :bleh:

[skippa1]

Sorry guys I was just browsing around the site ' im a nice guy & you made cry. I will leave with my tail between my legs.. oohoo
That comment reeks of estrogen

[SMOKEU]

Bit of a personal question for you to ask.....:blink:

Well just a tad!

[Foxx]

Your just jealous my bike is bigger than yours.

[Akzle]

Your just jealous my bike is bigger than yours.

suzuki>honda.
Fact.

[oldrider]

suzuki>honda.
Fact.

Triumph>Suzuki>Honda ... even more fact! :bleh:

[Foxx]

For caseye'what a toss pot. Scumdog you got me into trouble with your speech ' clever. . By now

[skippa1]

For caseye'what a toss pot. Scumdog you got me into trouble with your speech ' clever. . By now
You should start a "I'm leaving this site" thread.....cause you're not goin to last:blink:

[oneblackflag]

Did 1up5dwn move to Auckland and get slightly betterer at English?

[Foxx]

Never been last my whole life. . Seeyar

[skippa1]

Never been last my whole life. . Seeyar
:wavey::wavey::wavey::wavey:

[caseye]

Looks like an I'm leaving post too me!

[Akzle]

Looks like an I'm leaving post too me!

really?
Looks more like a 'bleeding out the vagina, i just need a hug (in the ass... with a cock)' post. Imho.

[caseye]

Ah Akz, I's love ya long time me ol mate.
Thanks aye, for the support.

[superjackal]

I wonder if losing all your shit in the fire was... like... karma, in advance.

Yes, well, it'scomments like that that kept me off the forum for 4 years. What's wrong with you?

[Akzle]

Yes, well, it'scomments like that that kept me off the forum for 4 years. What's wrong with you?

well fuck, don't let us keep you :tugger:

[jasonu]

Yes, well, it'scomments like that that kept me off the forum for 4 years. What's wrong with you?

Nothing's changed......cunt face:innocent::innocent::innocent:

[Madness]

http://talkradio.co.uk/sites/talkradio.co.uk/files/styles/large/public/field/image/201702/gettyimages-496420934.jpg?itok=0p7wWNsL

An oldie but a Goodie.

[scumdog]

Holy snappin' thread-dredge Batman!:shit:

[TheDemonLord]

Holy snappin' thread-dredge Batman!:shit:

The correct term is Necrophilia...

[BuzzardNZ]

The correct term is Necrophilia...

which I suspect you practice when you can fatty :eek5:

[TheDemonLord]

which I suspect you practice when you can fatty :eek5:

Indeed - your extended family tree has been most obliging...

Although to be fair, they can't say no....

[BuzzardNZ]

Indeed - your extended family tree has been most obliging...

Although to be fair, they can't say no....

Go for gold you sick autistic freak:motu:

I knew you were an odd one and this justifies it.

Remember to wipe the rot from your tiny cock fatty.

[TheDemonLord]

Remember to wipe the rot from your tiny cock fatty.

Why? It's the best bit to savor for Round 2....

[R650R]

Just contributed $30 toward someone’s dole payment... camera got me on way to work running late... At least they didn’t send out all that guilt trip crash propaganda this time... guess the new socialist regime is all about the money and saving trees lol....
Well that was small change for that week anyway, $550 dentist bill and a $340 electrical part for car ranked higher in pain scale....
Pretty piss poor in this day and age to take 10 days to post out the bill tho, wtf do they do all day at the infringement bureau....I mean what chance do you have contesting trying to remember what you did two weeks ago???
Surely if your a menace to society you should be informed immediately...
Anyway next time I’m speeding past a school and a doctors surgery I’ll stare at parked vans on other side of road instead of looking at the primary hazard source lol :)