eftpos cards

[rfc85]

:tugger: yesterday i had to bank my pay chq been away in linton 4 2 days,ment 2 b 1, :wait:
so off i go to the hole in the wall, do the biz, walk away happy as, money in da bank----so who was the wanker that left the fu#KEN CARD IN THE MACHINE !!!-- :wait:
went 2 work -unpaid as a loyal emplyee- this mornin sweet go to pick up- the dy clnen an HELLO SHIT no card !!!!!!!
$20 in the back pkt
long way to go till the new card gets here :crybaby:
spent da $ @ da pisser WE WON :Punk:
sori bit pissed

[bane]

could you please repeat in the Queen's english :whistle:

[SPORK]

:tugger: yesterday i had to bank my pay chq been away in linton 4 2 days,ment 2 b 1, :wait:
so off i go to the hole in the wall, do the biz, walk away happy as, money in da bank----so who was the wanker that left the fu#KEN CARD IN THE MACHINE !!!-- :wait:
went 2 work -unpaid as a loyal emplyee- this mornin sweet go to pick up- the dy clnen an HELLO SHIT no card !!!!!!!
$20 in the back pkt
long way to go till the new card gets here :crybaby:
spent da $ @ da pisser WE WON :Punk:
Yeah 100% I totally agree.

[rfc85]

could you please repeat in the Queen's english :whistle:
sori - kids txt hs gt 2 me

[ben444]

:tugger: yesterday i had to bank my pay chq been away in linton 4 2 days,ment 2 b 1, :wait:
so off i go to the hole in the wall, do the biz, walk away happy as, money in da bank----so who was the wanker that left the fu#KEN CARD IN THE MACHINE !!!-- :wait:
went 2 work -unpaid as a loyal emplyee- this mornin sweet go to pick up- the dy clnen an HELLO SHIT no card !!!!!!!
$20 in the back pkt
long way to go till the new card gets here :crybaby:
spent da $ @ da pisser WE WON :Punk:
sori bit pissed


aahahrghhhh... you bastard.. i'm reading this while watchin the rugby on poor man's tv... Dammit.. might as well go to bed now...

[Suney]

what the ?

[Skyryder]

sori - kids txt hs gt 2 me

I have enough problems figuring out what buttons to push let alone learning to spell another language.


Skyryder

[Gremlin]

:tugger: yesterday i had to bank my pay chq been away in linton 4 2 days,ment 2 b 1, :wait:
so off i go to the hole in the wall, do the biz, walk away happy as, money in da bank----so who was the wanker that left the fu#KEN CARD IN THE MACHINE !!!-- :wait:
went 2 work -unpaid as a loyal emplyee- this mornin sweet go to pick up- the dy clnen an HELLO SHIT no card !!!!!!!
$20 in the back pkt
long way to go till the new card gets here :crybaby:
spent da $ @ da pisser WE WON :Punk:
sori bit pissed
I'll have a go:

Deposited pay cheque into bank, left card behind. Collected dry cleaning (took a while: dy clnen), but no eftpos card. Very little money left in pocket because of the deposit. Ended up spending the remainder in the pub celebrating another win. <- somebody was then disappointed at being told early.

1337 is much easier to read... drunks are not only incoherent, but shocking at typing too... :rofl:

[inlinefour]

I'll have a go:

Deposited pay cheque into bank, left card behind. Collected dry cleaning (took a while: dy clnen), but no eftpos card. Very little money left in pocket because of the deposit. Ended up spending the remainder in the pub celebrating another win. <- somebody was then disappointed at being told early.

1337 is much easier to read... drunks are not only incoherent, but shocking at typing too... :rofl:

Need to find a babblefish that will decode the text talk... :hbd:

[Jantar]

:tugger: yesterday i had to bank my pay chq been away in linton 4 2 days,ment 2 b 1, :wait:
so off i go to the hole in the wall, do the biz, walk away happy as, money in da bank----so who was the wanker that left the fu#KEN CARD IN THE MACHINE !!!-- :wait:
went 2 work -unpaid as a loyal emplyee- this mornin sweet go to pick up- the dy clnen an HELLO SHIT no card !!!!!!!
$20 in the back pkt
long way to go till the new card gets here :crybaby:
spent da $ @ da pisser WE WON :Punk:
sori bit pissed
gee, d,jfwa kasfb ca;lodfl awfln CLOd eocvvc clsadfk.

[rfc85]

gee, d,jfwa kasfb ca;lodfl awfln CLOd eocvvc clsadfk.
my sntamits xactly

[Ixion]

Need to find a babblefish that will decode the text talk... :hbd:

Meh, all you old people ! :violin: I read it OK (gotta admit, the dry cleaning took a moment or 2) :sherlock:

[crazyxr250rider]

my sntamits xactly
this is why i sold my phone i excel in plain simple englsh but wither and decay in txt gbrsh (wot u up 2 g. he he was that good) :clap:

[jazbug5]

i excel in plain simple englsh but whither and decay...

Whither, sir? Hither, thither or yonder..?

[Calo]

I'm all for txt spk on mobile phones but I've never understood people who use it online when they have a keyboard in front of them. :nono:

[Oakie]

I knew txt spk had gone too far the day I saw at work, a young fella's application for a job with 3 txt spk abbreviations in it. His application didn't get any further incidentally.

[crazyxr250rider]

Whither, sir? Hither, thither or yonder..?
Wither, as in shrivel up ect.
im still learning something every day!

[Jantar]

I knew txt spk had gone too far the day I saw at work, a young fella's application for a job with 3 txt spk abbreviations in it. His application didn't get any further incidentally.

I fully agree.

We have a vacancy at work right now, and I can assure all that if any applications are not written in correct english, then the applicant will not be successful.

[SPORK]

I'm all for txt spk on mobile phones but I've never understood people who use it online when they have a keyboard in front of them. :nono:
I don't agree with this.

On my phone, it takes about 30 seconds to write out an entire text, grammar, spelling and punctuation all good. Seriously, there's no exuse. It's plain laziness and fagortry.

[Ixion]

Whither, as in shrivel up ect.
im still learning something every day!

Wither (no h) = to shrivel up . Whither (with h)= where are you going ?

(hither - I am going here thither = I am going there)

[rfc85]

sorry for posting when pissed, even i had trouble reading that this morning :rofl: i think i,ll put a lock on the keyboard thats beer activated to avoid this in future

[crazyxr250rider]

Wither (no h) = to shrivel up . Whither (with h)= where are you going ?

(hither - I am going here thither = I am going there)
Oops I apoligise, but come on cut me some slack. :woohoo:

[Mongoose]

sorry for posting when pissed, even i had trouble reading that this morning :rofl: i think i,ll put a lock on the keyboard thats beer activated to avoid this in future

Those devices do not work, the drunk mind always finds a way around the lock!! :rofl:

[Ixion]

Oops I apoligise, but come on cut me some slack. :woohoo:

Take as much as you wish. English is a damn odd language. I left out withers = a bit of a horse (no idea what bit, someone will know I dare say)

[Sniper]

That was a very timeous apology, thank you

[Smorg]

:psst: What is da pisser we won??
I fail to understand

[rfc85]

:psst: What is da pisser we won??
I fail to understand
i was at the local hotel and we won the rugby

[sunhuntin]

yeh, txt speak sucks. i find it hard to use even when txting! LOL. usually only leave out letters that are on the same key [ie, ketle instead of kettle] cos im too impatient to wait to add the extra "T". use it as little as possible, and never in names. make them a template and just add them that way, seems faster.

[SPORK]

yeh, txt speak sucks. i find it hard to use even when txting! LOL. usually only leave out letters that are on the same key [ie, ketle instead of kettle] cos im too impatient to wait to add the extra "T". use it as little as possible, and never in names. make them a template and just add them that way, seems faster.
...or just use predictive.

[sunhuntin]

switched that off ages ago. spent more time deleting letters i didnt need [txting a friend called heather, it would keep adding an "S" at the end.] easier this way.

[MikeL]

Take as much as you wish. English is a damn odd language. I left out withers = a bit of a horse (no idea what bit, someone will know I dare say)

Indeed. It's the part that remains unwrung...