Mis-named products (and services?) and shit.

[Akzle]

"hobsons choice "bacon""
hobson has very poor choice, that and the ingredients on this "bacon" include only 53% pork "product"

oh. dear. satan.

"down to earth" dishwashing liquid. - it might be environmentally friendly, but it doesn't fucking clean dishes.

mmmmmm. go.

[Woodman]

2 minute noodles.

Time the whole process. 2 minutes=bollocks

[mashman]

Slow Comfortable Screw On The Beach: was left with no sand in the mouth and didn't make my cock hard.

[Tazz]

Hobson makes bad life choices.

[jellywrestler]

proffessionals real estate company.

[Maha]

Stoneware Fry pan, it's just a very expensive ok fry pan.

[Voltaire]

Helpdesk.....

[Akzle]

Stoneware Fry pan, it's just a very expensive ok fry pan.

dontcha know, its non stick, resists abrasion and distributes heat evenly, cooks salmon steaks like a mofo.

Bkac error.

[Akzle]

2 minute noodles.

Time the whole process. 2 minutes=bollocks

open pack, tip in half the flavour, crush, shake, eat. Sub 1 minute.

[ruaphu]

open pack, tip in half the flavour, crush, shake, eat. Sub 1 minute.

LMAO, yep second that, and finish off with cool amber liquid to quench thirst.


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[MisterD]

Anchor "Tasty" Cheese.

[haydes55]

Buildings. Once they're built, shouldn't they be called builts.

Jumpers. They are worn to keep you warm, not to jump in.

[swarfie]

Watties spaghetti and sausages.....oh...hang on...I suppose "two" is a plural

[scrivy]

KY jelly....

From their site "With K-Y you can enhance your intimacy all year round. Try something new and have a passionate Friday...."

Its friday today, I've smeared myself in KY, and I aint got no action yet....

[R650R]

Accident Compensation Corporation... makes corporate level revenue but only gives out proper compensation by accident!

[MIXONE]

Long Island Iced Tea.
Aint no effin tea in them.Had one for smoko the other day and totally fucked my afternoon.

[nodrog]

Rootblast.....

[Akzle]

Long Island Iced Tea.
Aint no effin tea in them.Had one for smoko the other day and totally fucked my afternoon.

oh but jeeeez they're good. five kinds of liquor and a bit of cola for colour, Ace!

[Akzle]

Rootblast.....

i don't understand the question. phosphatic, potash fert and acid. makes roots grow.

[Ribit]

Dr ho's pain therapy kit...

it's as funy as the magnamail personal 'neck' massager

[mashman]

Legal Highs

[SMOKEU]

People on TradeMe who call any brand of PWC a "Jetski". Kawasaki is the ONLY company that makes Jetskis. It's like referring to all sports bikes as a Ducati, or all cruisers as a Harley, or all scooters a Vespa. TradeMe should be ashamed of themselves for not having a generic PWC section.

I wonder what reaction I'll get if I sell my GSXR as a "Ducati GSXR600".

[SMOKEU]

Another one is the muppets who call their Subaru WRX a "Rex". A WRX and Rex are two entirely different cars, made by the same manufacturer.

[Latte]

Another one is the muppets who call their Subaru WRX a "Rex". A WRX and Rex are two entirely different cars, made by the same manufacturer.

haha, it does save 4 syllables that can be used for describing how fast it is, and how hard it goes.

[tippersv]

'Service' Stations

[tippersv]

Gentlemen's Clubs :msn-wink:

[gammaguy]

Anchor "Tasty" Cheese.

I second that

Put a whole block of it on the end of a rope and dropped it in the water....fucking boat still floated away and some fish ate it.

Anchor my ass....

[eelracing]

The Warriors new Head coach

[Voltaire]

Kiwibiker: Motorcycle Forum.

the 1ZB of the motorcycle forums.

" Leighton....I was lane splitting to work today. and a mean cop gave me a ticket."

" Leighton.... a meanie pushed my bike over in Wellington today"

" Leighton.... I've got no WOF or Insurance but a bad man hit me to day, its not my fault"

[scumdog]

Kiwibiker: Motorcycle Forum.

the 1ZB of the motorcycle forums.

" Leighton....I was lane splitting to work today. and a mean cop gave me a ticket."

" Leighton.... a meanie pushed my bike over in Wellington today"

" Leighton.... I've got no WOF or Insurance but a bad man hit me to day, its not my fault"

Yup, a haven for whining bitches is KB - worth visiting for a laugh but the constant :facepalm: gives me a headache

And disprin hardly does it's job ever.

[JimO]

Inland revenue............"its our job to be fair"

[scumdog]

People on TradeMe who call any brand of PWC a "Jetski". Kawasaki is the ONLY company that makes Jetskis. It's like referring to all sports bikes as a Ducati, or all cruisers as a Harley, or all scooters a Vespa. TradeMe should be ashamed of themselves for not having a generic PWC section.

I wonder what reaction I'll get if I sell my GSXR as a "Ducati GSXR600".

Heaven forbid you should find out about Velcro, Lux (or Hoover) and a gazillion other products that have been given a generic name over time...

[skippa1]

.."safer communities together"

[Scuba_Steve]

"ministry of justice"
"Independent Police Complaints Authority"

[oneofsix]

People on TradeMe who call any brand of PWC a "Jetski". Kawasaki is the ONLY company that makes Jetskis. It's like referring to all sports bikes as a Ducati, or all cruisers as a Harley, or all scooters a Vespa. TradeMe should be ashamed of themselves for not having a generic PWC section.

I wonder what reaction I'll get if I sell my GSXR as a "Ducati GSXR600".

Ask anybody not involved and all there are JetSkis, Hondas, Harleys, Nifty Fiftys. Ducatis as sports bikes, are like Holden and Fords as racing sedans, only any good when the rules are twisted to favour them. :bleh:

Who hasn't been guilty of using Bandaid or Panadol to mean sticking plaster or painkiller.

[Akzle]

"ministry of justice"
"Independent Police Complaints Authority"

i don't think it counts, given that neither actually produce a product or provide a service...
:lol:

[Akzle]

Who hasn't been guilty of using Bandaid or Panadol to mean sticking plaster or painkiller.

me.
because plasters are for little girls (except mine, here we use fabric dressing) and paracetamol is the fucking devil. and pharmajews can suck my nuts.

[Scuba_Steve]

i don't think it counts, given that neither actually produce a product or provide a service...
:lol:

Yea but they do both claim to provide the latter

[Robert Taylor]

Treaty settlements

Fully adjustable suspension

''Its perfect'' ( No its not, its just better )

[SMOKEU]

and paracetamol is the fucking devil.

Liver issues?

[mashman]

New Zealand - Clean and Green.

[Akzle]

New Zealand - Clean and Green.

ooooh. Cutting.
Im green, if not clean....

[Akzle]

Liver issues?

satans penis issues. You dont want it in ya.

[slofox]

the ingredients on this "bacon" include only 53% pork "product"

...and 47% water.

[5150]

New Zealand "Life time" driving licenses. Yeah, right.... my ass.

[Akzle]

New Zealand "Life time" driving licenses. Yeah, right.... my ass.

if you were smart enough to not give it away, you'd still have it. it was a legally binding contract. and YOU owned it, it's only the latest LTSA legislation that states "the license remains the property of the authority" thank fuck for NZ driver licensing ltd. gew cunts.

[5150]

if you were smart enough to not give it away, you'd still have it. it was a legally binding contract. and YOU owned it, it's only the latest LTSA legislation that states "the license remains the property of the authority" thank fuck for NZ driver licensing ltd. gew cunts.

If I remember correctly when we had those big ugly paper ones, the gov'ment sold us the idea that when we go and pay a fee they get exchanged for the new lifetime plastic ones. No one said at the time that there was going to be an expirety date on them, and that you will have to go in every few years, pay a fee and get them renewed. Lying fucks...:mad:

[F5 Dave]

Waterproof gloves?

[Tazz]

Waterproof gloves?

Waterproof anything!

[MD]

Waterproof gloves?

Good one.

Most state '100% water proof' which cracks me up. They are either water proof or not water proof, there is no in-between? Although I would probably buy a brand that claimed 92.3% water proof because that hints of some honesty and actual testing that involved - WATER. I swear they test them in the middle of the Sahara desert during the dry season.

[F5 Dave]

They probably test them in a bucket of water . . . with some concentration of jelly crystals dissolved in.

[PrincessBandit]

Another one is the muppets who call their Subaru WRX a "Rex". A WRX and Rex are two entirely different cars, made by the same manufacturer.

Hahaha, but the WRX often end up as wrecks after they way they get thrashed, so perhaps that's what they mean?????

[SMOKEU]

Hahaha, but the WRX often end up as wrecks after they way they get thrashed, so perhaps that's what they mean?????

Yeah, that's a really good point that I hadn't thought of!

[HenryDorsetCase]

i had to deal with a "Customer Service Manager" recently. Entirely misnamed.

[Akzle]

i had to deal with a "Customer Service Manager" recently. Entirely misnamed.

didnt he manage to service your customers?

[R650R]

YouShop... should be YourShit-stored here and held for freight ransom payment

[Big Dog]

Accessories sales assistants. Fuckers never want to sell me anything I want. Just what they like.


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