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Biff
5th September 2005, 12:35
Wafting – To Cause To Go Gently And Smoothly

waft (wäft, w ft)
v. waft·ed, waft·ing, wafts
v. tr.
1. To cause to go gently and smoothly through the air or over water.
2. To convey or send floating through the air or over water.

I waft from time to time. Mainly when I’m on my own, but sometimes I waft a little when while riding with others. While they speed off and see just how fast they can get around a set of twisties I sometimes ‘waft’ behind them. I get a bit of stick for this, but in my mind biking means more to me than just seeing how fast my R1GixxerBlade can go before my rear tyre squeals in submission. Not that there’s necessarily anything wrong with this, it’s just not my ‘thing’, and hasn’t been since I saw a good friend of mine (and a very capable rider) wrap himself around a lamp post a few years ago while we were out for a ride.

Wafting is when you ride slowly – sometimes at speeds as little as half the posted speed limit. Although riding a little faster can also be classed as wafting (according to the BiffBook of Motormacycle Pleasure). But wafting can only ever be really considered as such when you’re travelling at a terminal velocity of no more than 70% of the posted speed limit. So a maximum of 70 KPH down on a quiet road posted with a 100KPH limit is pretty much the limit.

Wafting is best conducted on a relatively high powered motormacycle in my opinion. This way you can easily cruise along at as little as half the posted speed limit, and really take in your surroundings without worrying about gear changes. If you find a car catching up with you, pull over and let it pass, and watch and enjoy the look of confusion on the car drivers face as you wave him/her past. “What does that biker know that I don’t?”,” Why didn’t he/she open up and make me look like I was standing as still as Elvis?”

It’s only when I waft am I reminded why I ride a bike. The corners, the scenery, the open air (as well as the power and the capability to travel at speed, when so inclined). All to be enjoyed in a way many bikers never actually experience. Sure I ride a powerful bike (Blackbird), and yes I do let loose sometimes and give it a fist full, who doesn’t? And I get a buzz from doing this. While it may be a little more difficult to waft comfortably on a sports bike, being that they’re not exactly designed for comfort, it can be done, albeit in nowhere near as much comfort as a bike that doesn’t have a razer blade for a seat, and which commands that you place so much weight forward onto your wrists that, take the bike away, and many would think that you’re praying to Mecca.

Wafting opens up a totally different dimension to riding a bike. A highly recommended one. Wafting gives you a chance to smell and watch nature at work, and watch the world go by. In fact during a recent waft I watched a sheep give birth, something I certainly wouldn’t have noticed had I been speeding past. You also get the opportunity to stop for a pee, coffee (why not take a flask of coffee?), or smoke at your leisure should you find an interesting spot to park up. Places that you may never have noticed before, despite the fact that you’ve ridden the same route for weeks/months/years at barely legal (and some) speeds.

I often get chatting to people when I waft, people that would normally appear as a blur if I were riding more aggressively. In fact on a recent waft I happened across a really chatty and friendly farmer. Not only did I find out that “one of those Yamiha’s have got traction control, on a farm bike for fks sake”, but I was also invited back to his house for a spot of tea. I graciously declined his kind offer, citing the fact that it was ‘curry night’, and our local Asian take away would be expecting my custom. I often get chatting to people that I’d never have the opportunity to. And, at least in my mind, these kinds of meetings helps to dispel the belief that we biker types are an anti social, ‘clicky’ bunch.

The only time I really feel ‘at one’ with my bike is when I waft. Not a really slow waft, but at a ‘waftier’ pace. To really enjoy a waft I advise avoiding using the brakes whatsoever, unless you have a need to come to an absolute stop. Using the engine/gears for all braking (bar emergencies of course) really helps me become one with my machine, and the road. It helps hone your skills to, especially with skills such as road positioning while taking bends. And the added benefit of wafting is that you’ve no need to slow down for your average corner. You’re already travelling at a rate that should easily allow you to negotiate all but the tightest of bends. Just line yourself up, ensure that you’re in the correct gear and at a speed commensurate to the corner, if not adjust your speed using the engine braking only, then waft around the corner. I swear that you’ll discover things about your bike while you’re leant over in that corner that you’ve never noticed before. The way the front end dives in? The fact that your bike could sit at that lean angle all day, without a fear in the world ? You’d actually be surprised at how easy it is to get your knee down while you’re all relaxed as well. If that’s what floats your boat. In my opinion, only by wafting do you really find out what your bikes really like, and how it behaves, and of course you’ll find out a lot more about yourself as a rider. Freeing up a lot more of your grey matters finite capability to concentrate on the world around you, to concentrate on other things.

So next time you have some time to kill, when you don’t really fancy attempting to emulate Rossi, risk your health and the health of others, or simply don’t feel like risking getting a ticket for speeding, or you just need to get out of the house/office in order to clear your mind, but you’d really like to go for a mellow ride - Go for a waft.

Sniper
5th September 2005, 12:38
Amen to that Biff. Although your bike is made to Waft :chase:

Ixion
5th September 2005, 12:53
Yes indeed. Though I call it pootling m'self. :ride: :clap:

Hitcher
5th September 2005, 12:55
Waft the fuck is this all about?

Big Dave
5th September 2005, 13:00
Waft the fuck is this all about?

WOFTAM - motor industry term to describe certain types of client.
(Waste Of Fucking Time And Money)

Not to be confused with a LOMBARD - Lots Of Money But A Real Dickhead.

I mostly waft on the Tbird.

Bren_chch
5th September 2005, 13:02
wafting is indeed good, I possibly dont do enuff of it. :psst:

Ixion
5th September 2005, 13:08
Incidentally, wafting, or pootling, is best done on back roads. No good on motorways (or less good anyway) or main state highways.

The meandering back roads are the roads to ride. If gravel, so much the better.

BTW, I usually carry a thermos of hot coffee on a ride. 'Tis very nice to stop in a pretty place and have a hot drink.

There is also a graduated hierarchy of riding speeds

Starting with the doddle (as employed when riding through sleepy country towns in the small hours, or past school children) , we progress through the pootle (aka waft) , to the tootle, thence upward to the blat, and the burn (getting quite high speed now). Culminating in the fang, which is efinately not a good idea if Mr Plod is around.

Smorg
5th September 2005, 13:54
Was that post just a massively long way of saying "take it easy riding its more fun"??? :dodge:

dawnrazor
5th September 2005, 13:56
I usually have a good old waft the morning after a curry and a bunch of beers and to be honest the best place for that, for the sake all others, is on the bike while trying not to pootle myself.

Motu
5th September 2005, 14:00
I is a wafta too! The wafting world opened to me many years ago when I had a sidevalve BSA,a whole 13 HP to cope with 425lbs...so wafting was forced upon me,and I loved it.As Ixion said,it's much better on back roads,the backer the better - that's why I love riding my adventure bikes...to stop and talk to the farmer on his quad while the dogs take the flock down the road apiece on their own....sometimes if I send a bunny off running I might stop for a rest,see if I can sit quiet enough for him to poke his head out....maybe see if the hawk will come down and claim his possum.I like those long,long corners taken at slow speed on max lean...like being a kid on the merry go round,much more fun than taking them on the limit.

Smorg
5th September 2005, 14:01
I usually have a good old waft the morning after a curry and a bunch of beers and to be honest the best place for that, for the sake all others, is on the bike while trying not to pootle myself.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Very well done :clap:

Lou Girardin
5th September 2005, 14:32
Wafting is great. We did around 4,000 k's of it down south. Some bikes are more suited than others, upright riding position, big grunty engines are a plus.
KTM SuperDukes are not wafting bikes.

vifferman
5th September 2005, 14:38
KTM SuperDukes are not wafting bikes.
So what are they? Purely hooligan?

Oscar
5th September 2005, 15:08
I was wafting on my V-Strom yesterday.

I didn't know I was then, but wafting is a perfect description...

Big Dave
5th September 2005, 15:38
I was wafting on my V-Strom yesterday.

I think you'll find the term is: 'wanking on my V-strom'

Lou Girardin
5th September 2005, 15:39
So what are they? Purely hooligan?

Oh Yeeessss.

Oscar
5th September 2005, 15:56
I think you'll find the term is: 'wanking on my V-strom'

As opposed to "Tossing on my Triumph by an Onanistic Aussie Oik"?

Big Dave
5th September 2005, 15:59
As opposed to "Tossing on my Triumph by an Onanistic Aussie Oik"?

:rofl: >Onanistic Aussie Oik< You call this alliteration?!?!?

Phurrball
5th September 2005, 16:01
There is also a graduated hierarchy of riding speeds

Starting with the doddle (as employed when riding through sleepy country towns in the small hours, or past school children) , we progress through the pootle (aka waft) , to the tootle, thence upward to the blat, and the burn (getting quite high speed now). Culminating in the fang, which is efinately not a good idea if Mr Plod is around.

Ahh - my lexicon of biking terms grows ever more bountiful...

No more shall I wonder with respect to the nomenclature of speed; I imagine though, that there is a subjective element to this scheme:

"I was fanging along..."

"You were not! You were merely burning."

Etc.

Oscar
5th September 2005, 16:01
:rofl: >Onanistic Aussie Oik< You call this alliteration?!?!?


I do actually.

Read it out loudly....

Phurrball
5th September 2005, 16:03
As opposed to "Tossing on my Triumph by an Onanistic Aussie Oik"?

Looks like an alliterative-assonance combo to me...

Oscar
5th September 2005, 16:05
Looks like an alliterative-assonance combo to me...


Yeah, what he said...

Ixion
5th September 2005, 16:18
Looks like an alliterative-assonance combo to me...

'ere, watch it. Alliterative-arseonance combo, if you please. :hitcher: You'll have Mr Hitcher and his B-arsey thing down on you.

dawnrazor
5th September 2005, 16:19
I was wafting on my V-Strom yesterday.
not to be rude here, but what else would one do on a v-storm except waft

Oscar
5th September 2005, 16:21
not to be rude here, but what else would one do on a v-storm except waft


You, me - gravel road.
I'll give you wafting, sport.

calmone
5th September 2005, 16:30
I agree with Biff " Wafting" as we did in a ride Saturday up North I saw more of the surroundings than ever before. However on the way back "Un Wafting" was a hell of a lot of fun.

Lou Girardin
5th September 2005, 16:33
not to be rude here, but what else would one do on a v-storm except waft

The V Strom was doing 1 min 21 sec waft at the Puke Endurance race.

Big Dave
5th September 2005, 16:35
The V Strom was doing 1 min 21 sec waft at the Puke Endurance race.

With 'Eddie the Eagle' Rouselle aboard!

dawnrazor
5th September 2005, 16:47
You, me - gravel road.
I'll give you wafting, sport.
Ah yes - the old not completely off road abilities, and after being down at bethells beach at the weekend I know all about gravel roads. to be honest i thought it was the 650 version you was talking about.

Oscar
5th September 2005, 16:50
Ah yes - the old not completely off road abilities, and after being down at bethells beach at the weekend I know all about gravel roads. to be honest i thought it was the 650 version you was talking about.


That's OK - I'll downsize and use my KTM - it's only 625cc....

Biff
5th September 2005, 16:51
Was that post just a massively long way of saying "take it easy riding its more fun"??? :dodge:

And your sentence was a long way of saying, "I like wearing lycra hot pants." :motu:

Monsterbishi
5th September 2005, 17:24
Quite often on the way to work in the Morning I find myself 'Wafting' at 5am when the roads are all but empty, so it's just a great way to start the day, 40kph in a 60 zone, visor up, just listening to the noise as you pass by tree, after tree, even the sound of the rubber on the road.

Everything becomes more vivid, with no glare from the sun, it's almost a shame to arrive at work and run heavy machinery for 12 hours.

dawnrazor
5th September 2005, 17:25
That's OK - I'll downsize and use my KTM - it's only 625cc....
but being a completely different bike would only negate my initial false assumption that you where talking about a 650 v storm, which is not going to set any landspeed records and as such is perdisposed to what must now be the 'art of wafting'. Now what was the point again, ah yes downsize away, me i'm stuck with one bike and tarmac, so waft.

Oscar
5th September 2005, 17:30
but being a completely different bike would only negate my initial false assumption that you where talking about a 650 v storm, which is not going to set any landspeed records and as such is perdisposed to what must now be the 'art of wafting'. Now what was the point again, ah yes downsize away, me i'm stuck with one bike and tarmac, so waft.


Actually, after a lifetime of dirt bikes, I could probably punt the KTM faster on twisty seal than the V-Strom. On the dirt, the tendency is to whack the throttle to its stop in as many gears as it takes to achieve the required velocity - not a technique that translates well to the big Zook....

Rashika
5th September 2005, 17:37
work a little slow today Biff??

so 'wafting' is what ya call it eh?
hmmm that was certainly a very long winded way to say you are slow :dodge:
but a very enjoyable read on a slow monday :Punk:

dawnrazor
5th September 2005, 17:41
Actually, after a lifetime of dirt bikes, I could probably punt the KTM faster on twisty seal than the V-Strom. On the dirt, the tendency is to whack the throttle to its stop in as many gears as it takes to achieve the required velocity - not a technique that translates well to the big Zook....
Ah yea be surprised, i'm a born again wafter now - leave it in top and roll the right wrist when needed, short shifting all the way, the gixer is happy anywhere - except off road as we have already established, as i mentioned before i've no problen wafting its the pootle i'm not keen on.

Pixie
6th September 2005, 00:39
Isn't it interesting how waft and pootle seem to have alimentary connotations? :sherlock:

Hitcher
6th September 2005, 08:42
Isn't it interesting how waft and pootle seem to have alimentary connotations?
Alimentary my dear Watson?

zadok
6th September 2005, 09:10
On my last run with six mates from work, I 'wafted' the last 80km or so at the end of the ride with a newbie on a Kawasaki Eliminator (250). I didn't mind in the least just taking it easy and enjoying the ride. It made me appreciate a bike with some grunt though, I can tell you.

Pixie
6th September 2005, 10:34
A highly recommended waft is highway one between Taupo (pronounced Torpor) and Taurangi,at the height of summer,when all the smellies are blooming.(no I'm not refering to squashed possums)

inlinefour
6th September 2005, 10:56
I just hope that the CBR has the same ability also... :rofl: