Something going wrong with dates

[p.dath]

Scratch that, everything is fine.

[Stirts]

Too many dates and things can go wrong ... very quickly

http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/toilet/full-of-crap.gif

Scratching is only a temporary relief.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Always fuck on first dates.

[Stirts]

Always fuck on first dates.

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/d6/d60a5ce8a7e4c705864183575e500527fa2225c119954d376d aa2def97622f83.jpg

[Crasherfromwayback]

[IMG]htG]

I've been leaving my drinks unattended for years, but the only time it's ever been spiked it was by myself.

[buggerit]

It was shit wasnt it:eek::lol:

[Tazz]

http://i.imgur.com/8Yss8.jpg

[Stirts]

I've been leaving my drinks unattended for years, but the only time it's ever been spiked it was by myself.

Naaaaaaawwww it'd be cheaper to just sit on your hand until it goes numb Sweets.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Naaaaaaawwww it'd be cheaper to just sit on your hand until it goes numb Sweets.

I don't need foreplay love. Bad circulation means I'm good to go whenever I am.

[husaberg]

You buggers are all clearly sick so you should appreciate this then:innocent:

[husaberg]

Shit is actually more common than i thought.....
http://www.theshortstraw.com/art_29.htm

[husaberg]

A female friend hit the name on the head for me today i mentioned i wasn't having much luck with the ladies lately.
I said it seems been forever since i went on a date.... Like 18 years....
My mate shot straight from the hip and nailed it when she said that bitch wife of yours must gone and friend zoned me.
I thought for a moment..... and you know what, she was right.
The cow i have been with for 18 years has managed to bloody friend zone me.
it was so subtle and i bet highly calculated ;)
How can a guy win the battle of the sex's when they are that bloody clever and ruthless.......
talk about playing the long game........