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Pixie
5th September 2005, 23:54
Last night I was at the lights at the waterview on ramp.I was in the left lane and a car was in the right.When the light went green, the car tried to take advantage of the tighter radius of the turn onto the on ramp to get ahead of me and began to thrash the shitbox.Once I completed the turn I opened the bike up.
The plonker must've thought he put it into reverse by mistake.

Pixie
6th September 2005, 00:15
Going west,I hit 170 - 180 before hitting the brakes at the end of the on ramp.The car was a tiny dot in my mirror and the bandit had stolen any self respect the driver may have had :devil2:

Pathos
7th September 2005, 00:19
I got cut off at a round about in a similar way.

only got a 150 so I sat on the horn for 5 seconds.

TLDV8
7th September 2005, 08:55
I got cut off at a round about in a similar way.

only got a 150 so I sat on the horn for 5 seconds.

5 seconds on the horn, lucky the engine didn't stall :devil2:

Smorg
7th September 2005, 09:48
5 seconds on the horn, lucky the engine didn't stall :devil2:
:clap: :clap: :clap: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Sniper
7th September 2005, 11:45
True or the electrics burn out

strayjuliet
7th September 2005, 12:57
I had a run in with a motorbiker 1 day in Hamilton, i was driving the car and was coming up grey street Hamilton east about to go round the corner onto clyde street, when out of no where this bike comes screaming up beside me and cuts right in front of me, i had to slam on the breaks or risk knocking him flying. So not all car drivers are wankers and not all motorbike'rs are good either, you know it cuts both ways. :dodge:

Lias
7th September 2005, 13:46
I had a run in with a motorbiker 1 day in Hamilton, i was driving the car and was coming up grey street Hamilton east about to go round the corner onto clyde street, when out of no where this bike comes screaming up beside me and cuts right in front of me, i had to slam on the breaks or risk knocking him flying. So not all car drivers are wankers and not all motorbike'rs are good either, you know it cuts both ways. :dodge:
Lies! I know how bad your driving is woman! :rofl:

steved
7th September 2005, 15:03
Last night I was at the lights at the waterview on ramp.I was in the left lane and a car was in the right.When the light went green, the car tried to take advantage of the tighter radius of the turn onto the on ramp to get ahead of me and began to thrash the shitbox.Once I completed the turn I opened the bike up.
The plonker must've thought he put it into reverse by mistake.How is the driver a wanker? Sounds like you were both competing for the glory of winning a momentus race?

Phurrball
7th September 2005, 15:21
Going west,I hit 170 - 180 before hitting the brakes at the end of the on ramp.The car was a tiny dot in my mirror and the bandit had stolen any self respect the driver may have had :devil2:

I believe that's banking $1.70 to $1.80 in today's curency...Careful what you post, you never know who might be watchin' :sherlock:

*sic
7th September 2005, 15:45
it will always cut both ways, but when it doesnt cut the motorbikes way much more damage is incured..

Indoo
7th September 2005, 16:50
How is the driver a wanker? Sounds like you were both competing for the glory of winning a momentus race?

Your supposed to be impressed that he can drag off a shitbox car which is a pretty mean feat for any biker.

Calo
7th September 2005, 20:45
Why do cagers think it's funny when they nearly cause you injury? Like today, for instance, I was heading up Broadway towards the Great South Rd (in the outside lane) when this young woman comes out of a side street on my right and crosses towards the centre...I foolishly assumed she'd seen me and figured she was going to move into the inside lane before continuing up the road...but nooooo, she remained in her lane for just a couple of seconds before attempting to move into mine whilst I'm almost alongside her! :weird: So, I furiously toot at her and she swerves back into the inside lane all the while laughing like it's a big fuckin' joke. Yeah, hilarious. :ar15:

Slingshot
7th September 2005, 22:39
Is it just me???
Am I the only one that's found that the skills of those driving cages around me have improved as my experence levels on a bike have increased?

And the dude's not a wanker for losing to you in a race.

Lou Girardin
8th September 2005, 08:11
Why do cagers think it's funny when they nearly cause you injury? Like today, for instance, I was heading up Broadway towards the Great South Rd (in the outside lane) when this young woman comes out of a side street on my right and crosses towards the centre...I foolishly assumed she'd seen me and figured she was going to move into the inside lane before continuing up the road...but nooooo, she remained in her lane for just a couple of seconds before attempting to move into mine whilst I'm almost alongside her! :weird: So, I furiously toot at her and she swerves back into the inside lane all the while laughing like it's a big fuckin' joke. Yeah, hilarious. :ar15:

Would she still laugh at a smashed mirror?

*sic
8th September 2005, 08:18
Would she still laugh at a smashed mirror?

damn right.

take that clean off.. call it asshole tax

Sniper
8th September 2005, 08:21
Or a nice dent in the door

pyrocam
8th September 2005, 08:24
Was that going from Waterview towards the city or from the Carrington Rd way, heading west onto ramp.. Cause the citybound onramp is specificlly engineered for motorcycles I'm sure.

you talking about that big 180 one with a orange type surface.
I cream my pants on that when its empty. and when its full I go down the graciously large sides.

Id agreee with on on that one mate

kiwisfly
8th September 2005, 08:34
Or a nice dent in the door
mate of mine was a motorbike courier in London years ago & used to wear steel gaps for this very reason & purpose...till one day he forgot he had gumboots on & busted a couple of toes!
But yeah, you definatley wanna feel like lifting your foot up the side of these cars & booting the mirror or door in rage.