Guy Martin - Aspergers

[Shaun Harris]

I have not read it yet, but my winning crew chief from the Isle of Man ( So I Trust him) just told me he finished Guy's book last night and there is mention of this with him, it sure would explain many things about him but mainly his concentration issue;s. Him and John Britten would have gotten on awsome

[Akzle]

no. Asbergers dont get on well with most people.

[unstuck]

Maybe that what caused him to have a wank in that field. Either that or he was just horny.:scratch:

[Berries]

Maybe that what caused him to have a wank in that field:
Shit. I have Aspergers.

[Stirts]

Shit. I have Aspergers.

Along with every other person in the universe!

[ellipsis]

Along with every other person in the universe!


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[MOTOXXX]

sounds like bullshit to me.

[Shaun Harris]

sounds like bullshit to me.





what does?

[Brian d marge]

what does?

hahahahaaaa very clever


Guy martin cant be that bad he hasnt collected anything of wieght on the IOM

Stephen

[Shaun Harris]

hahahahaaaa very clever


Guy martin cant be that bad he hasnt collected anything of wieght on the IOM

Stephen




Yea he did, he found some scrap metal there last week in between a brew and a wank

[Brian d marge]

Yea he did, he found some scrap metal there last week in between a brew and a wank
legend , more than i could have done ...I would have to bat it out while looking for the scrap

Stephen


ps if I drink , it just kills it

[Shaun Harris]

legend , more than i could have done ...I would have to bat it out while looking for the scrap

Stephen


ps if I drink , it just kills it





More info than needed man

[Crasherfromwayback]

Old Edward Sausage Hands will be along shortly to tell us he already knew this.

[Shaun Harris]

Old Edward Sausage Hands will be along shortly to tell us he already knew this.



hahahahahahaha

[Drew]

What a weird thing to post a thread about.

[unstuck]

What a weird thing to post a thread about.

We are all fucking weird, and you are our leader. :not::not:

[Shaun Harris]

What a weird thing to post a thread about.






Why Proffesor drew, It is written in a public book and Guy is popualr, next time I will ask your permission though

[Akzle]

Old Edward Sausage Hands will be along shortly to tell us he already knew this.

can't you see it in his eyebrows?

i think his large-hands transgender russian aspie buddy took him back to the motherland...


either that or he found porn and got sick of all the twaddle on KB.

[Drew]

We are all fucking weird, and you are our leader. :not::not:I'm starting a thread, Ducks have webbed feet.


Why Proffesor drew, It is written in a public book and Guy is popualr, next time I will ask your permission though
That'd be tops.

[scrivy]

I'm starting a thread, Ducks have webbed feet.


Do they masterbate too??? :killingme:lol:

[Drew]

Do they masterbate too??? :killingme:lol:

I'm not sure, probably.

[scrivy]

I'm not sure, probably.

I could imagine auto-fellatio, but I've never seen a duck use its wings to spank its monkey..... or flick the bean....

Is this off topic....??
I wouldn't know 'cause I have Aspergers..... ;):whistle:

[unstuck]

I could imagine auto-fellatio, but I've never seen a duck use its wings to spank its monkey..... or flick the bean....

Is this off topic....??
I wouldn't know 'cause I have Aspergers..... ;):whistle:

Have you ever seen Guy Martin spanking the monkey in a field? Neither have I but according to him it did, so whos to say ducks are not sitting in the field jacking off. :2thumbsup

[jellywrestler]

Have you ever seen Guy Martin spanking the monkey in a field? Neither have I but according to him it did, so whos to say ducks are not sitting in the field jacking off. :2thumbsup

or if they're females; jilling off.

[unstuck]

or if they're females; jilling off.

There is that of course, how sexist of me not to include the ladies.:o

[pete376403]

Have you ever seen Guy Martin spanking the monkey in a field? Neither have I but according to him it did, so whos to say ducks are not sitting in the field jacking off. :2thumbsup

Would that not be quacking off?

[Robbo]

Would that not be quacking off?

Or perhaps Purrrrrr-ing Off...:lol:

[husaberg]

The guy is a character, shame there is not more like him.
Beats the bland shit we see being dished out by the PCed PR brigade these days.

[Kickaha]

The guy is a character, shame there is not more like him.
Beats the bland shit we see being dished out by the PCed PR brigade these days.

He'd be a lot better if he spoke English

[george formby]

Whoah!
I thought aspergers was a spring vegetable & ducks wanking? I'm down the rabbit hole. No more beersies for me.

[Woodman]

Would that not be quacking off?

If we are on a poultry theme then "feeding the chooks" would be more appropriate. :tugger:

[Berries]

He'd be a lot better if he spoke English
By eck, that's a bit strong for a colonial.

[husaberg]

He'd be a lot better if he spoke English


By eck, that's a bit strong for a colonial.

Old kicka for a guy that speaks with a lisp generally doesn't mince his words........

[pritch]

Book ordered from The Book Depository UK. NZ$32.61 in hardback, freight free.

Shaun can read mine, the rest of you will have to buy yer own.

[Shaun Harris]

Book ordered from The Book Depository UK. NZ$32.61 in hardback, freight free.

Shaun can read mine, the rest of you will have to buy yer own.







Thankyou very much Pritch

[avgas]

sounds like bullshit to me.
I am curious - what does bullshit sound like?

[unstuck]

I am curious - what does bullshit sound like?

Bit hard to hear over the stupid humans, but you can hear it if you get real close to the screen. :whistle:

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[BoristheBiter]

Bit hard to hear over the stupid humans, but you can hear it if you get real close to the screen. :whistle:



WTF?

1, why would someone tape (how old) a bull shitting?
2, why would they think it should be shared?
3, what were you really looking for when you found it?:gob:

[unstuck]

WTF?

1, why would someone tape (how old) a bull shitting?
2, why would they think it should be shared?
3, what were you really looking for when you found it?:gob:

Was looking for the sound of a bull shitting, to help a fellow biker out.:2thumbsup

Plus I am as bored as fuck at the moment.:wait:

[BoristheBiter]

Was looking for the sound of a bull shitting, to help a fellow biker out.:2thumbsup

Plus I am as bored as fuck at the moment.:wait:

That's alright then.:eek5: I think:eek5:

See any ducks?

[unstuck]

See any ducks?

What, shitting? Can have a look if you really want me to, but I have some dirty video playing at the moment, and I dont really want to pause it, we are getting to the good bit.:sweatdrop