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[James Deuce]

I got to work this morning, and around mid-morning had a "job" to do, as you do.

It was then that I discovered that my boxers were on inside out.

My first thought was, "Cool. Now walk out in front of a bus, just so you can have one final joke on the medicos."

Med: " Yep they were clean. Musta listened to his Mum."

Med2: "Bet she drank while she was pregnant though."

Med: " Whaddya mean?"

Med2: "Silly fucker had them on inside out!"

[FROSTY]

Um Jim --go take your meds mate :devil2:

[Hitcher]

Hmmm. Ambiguity. Probably why I don't wear boxers...

[SPORK]

Hmmm. Ambiguity. Probably why I don't wear boxers...
Going commando?

[Sniper]

Pease dont encourage him

[badlieutenant]

not a freeballer ?

[skelstar]

My mate got all the way to work (on a very wet morning) and when he took his waterproofs off he found he had his pyjama pants still on. Needless to say he wasnt a morning person and it provided some good material for my 'bestman' speech at his wedding.

Nice one Jim btw.

[Wolf]

My mate got all the way to work (on a very wet morning) and when he took his waterproofs off he found he had his pyjama pants still on. Needless to say he wasnt a morning person and it provided some good material for my 'bestman' speech at his wedding.

Nice one Jim btw.
I'd be really worried if I found I was wearing nothing but my pyjamas under my leggings - I sleep in my underwear (I know, TMFI!) Worrying thing is that I am also not a "morning person"

[bugjuice]

free flowin.. only way to go.. saves on washing too

[Wolf]

free flowin.. only way to go.. saves on washing too
Just watch out for the zip and Velcro is definitely out!

[Lias]

I sleep in my underwear (I know, TMFI!) Worrying thing is that I am also not a "morning person"
You sleep with clothes on? How.. barbaric.

[Wolf]

You sleep with clothes on? How.. barbaric.
Please don't come to work with nothing but what you wore to bed under your leggings...

[James Deuce]

Or nothing on and inside out.

[Beemer]

I work from home so usually slob around in tracksuit pants and teeshirts. I got cold the other day so put on a sweatshirt. When my husband came home he started laughing and pointed out I had my sweatshirt on backwards! No wonder it felt a little odd around the neck!

I did once put a pair of knickers on in an odd way - I had one leg through the waist opening and the other through one leg - and was wondering why they were so tight around the waist!

[skelstar]

I did once put a pair of knickers on in an odd way...
I wonder if there will be as many people unsubscribing to this thread now as there will be people subscribing...

[Krayy]

When I get home, I'm going to rip the wifes knickers off
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'cos the elastic's hurting my legs!! :rofl:

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Theres a party in my underpants :hbd:, and everyones invited!!

[feistyredhead]

well at least you guys wear undies...but you may need g-strings to feel you are packing more in em :violin:

[Big Dave]

that I am also not a "morning person"

I start most days at the crack of lunchtime.

[Wolf]

I start most days at the crack of lunchtime.
Fuckin' Early Bird!

I dropped out of Uni because they wanted me in class first thing in the afternoon (I know, blatant Red Dwarf rip-off :whocares: )

The kids get me out of bed early. Still don't wake up til around 2pm, though...

[Hitcher]

I start most days at the crack of lunchtime.
That must make the crack of Dawn feel a whole lot less nervous...

[Wolf]

The old "I'm so horny, not even the crack of dawn is safe."

[WRT]

Dunno who this Dawn chick is, but she seems to get around a lot . . . cant say I blame her tho. Nothing like a quickie in the morning to get your day started right. Hell, I dont even mind skipping brekkie for it.

[mikey]

do not pass go
do not collect 200 dollars,
hop straight onto mana coach bus to kenepuru hospital,

[Sniper]

Hahaha, well said Mikey