Firefighters needed to help pull student out of vagina

[mada]

http://static2.stuff.co.nz/1403482606/601/10189601.jpg

"What was meant to be a funny dare turned into an utter embarrassment for an American exchange student, who found himself trapped in a giant stone vagina in Germany.

Firefighters had to be called in to deliver the man, head-first, to safety after his foot became trapped in the large marble sculpture at Tubingen University in Germany."

http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/10189585/Student-gets-stuck-in-giant-stone-vagina


First time getting some perhaps?:clap:

[unstuck]

They should have gone around the back and stuck a finger up its ass, the fanny fart would have spit him right out. :Punk::Punk:

[Reckless]

They should have gone around the back and stuck a finger up its ass, the fanny fart would have spit him right out. :Punk::Punk:

Its moments like these that keep me trawling KB!! GOLD!

[mada]

They should have gone around the back and stuck a finger up its ass, the fanny fart would have spit him right out. :Punk::Punk:

LEGEND!:laugh:

[unstuck]

Hey, It would have saved a shitload of tax dollars I reckon.:innocent:

[Akzle]

Hey, It would have saved a shitload of tax dollars I reckon.:innocent:

yeah but they dont get paid tax dollars.
Lulz though.

[unstuck]

yeah but they dont get paid tax dollars.
Lulz though.

So who funds the firefighters?

[scumdog]

They could just snatch him out!;)

[AllanB]

Hmmm if I was the firefighter I'd have flopped out my largest, firmest hose and given it a really good squirt. Lubrication solves most things.

[Tazz]

So who funds the firefighters?

Whenever a picture involves Firefighters and vaginas I thought it would be on Larry Flint or the likes tab?

[Akzle]

jews.

Five fire crews. They were just taking the piss.

[buggerit]

That's one way to make a cunt of yourself:facepalm:

[Robbo]

That's one way to make a cunt of yourself:facepalm:

That would be the second time in his life that he's come out of one of those:Oops:

[cc rider]

Cunt of a position to find yourself in

[Stirts]

Not the first man to be controlled by the forces of a V-trap, and certainly won't be the last. :laugh:

[TheDemonLord]

Hmmm if I was the firefighter I'd have flopped out my largest, firmest hose and given it a really good squirt. Lubrication solves most things.

I suspect that it is the start of some form of 'art' film......

[Katman]

'Twat was he thinking?

[Banditbandit]

Lucky it didn't fall on him - then he really would have been cunt struck.

[Banditbandit]

So who funds the firefighters?

In Godzone a fair chunk of it comes from insurance premiums ...

[buggerit]

another snatch and grab:lol:

[husaberg]

Yeah but he won't be the last roped in by the hairy lasso..........
I feel like shouting its a trap but it is a honey of one.........

[unstuck]

It's like those funny asian fellas getting all giggly about vagina mountain on the "By any means" dvd.:rolleyes:

[cc rider]

Whole new meaning to "Going in feet first."

[husaberg]

he just slipped in...........

[husaberg]

Came unstuck between a rock and a place place.............

[husaberg]

You have to have balls of steel to attempt that................

[cc rider]

came unstuck between a rock and a fun place............. ......... :bleh:

[husaberg]

......... :bleh:

I see what you were trying to say but I was being metamorphic..........:wait:
You might get that one later............ CC me if you need some help getting it.........:killingme

It was fun fun fun...... till her daddy made her put her V-bird away

[cc rider]

You have to have balls of steel to attempt that................ At least warm them up first :cold:

[cc rider]

I see what you were trying to say but I was being metamorphic........
I see what you were trying to say but I was being funnier :dodge:

[husaberg]

At least warm them up first :cold:

come on CC I'd lava you stuck to the subject...

everyone on KB knows you are hot for me;)

[husaberg]

I see what you were trying to say but I was being funnier :dodge:

it must be hard for you to see what he was trying to do there CC...........

[cc rider]

come on CC I'd lava you stuck to the subject...

everyone on KB knows you are hot for me;):rofl: There be not enough 'pixie dust' to help you keep up... with me.... metaphorically speaking :blip:

[mashman]

It's a boy.

[husaberg]

:rofl: There be not enough 'pixie dust' to help you keep up... with me.... metaphorically speaking :blip:

I guess you should chalk it up before you talk it up.....

[buggerit]

apparently there is a bit of a shit fight over demarcation between the firefighters and the midwives unions:killingme

[husaberg]

apparently there is a bit of a shit fight over demarcation between the firefighters and the midwives unions:killingme

If he buggered it he wouldn't be stuck in that mess.........bet he didn't have the balls to try that

[husaberg]

An awkward dismount.........:confused:

[cc rider]

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/ODgxWDY4OQ==/z/8zkAAOxye9lSFnod/$(KGrHqV,!lcFIVE5oO9yBSFnoc1flg~~60_1.JPG?set_id=8 80000500F

[Tazz]

Guess it didn't quite happen like he'd practiced at home...


http://i.imgur.com/h6dGTlS.gif

[unstuck]

Guess it didn't quite happen like he'd practiced at home...



Fuckinell, that is creepy and kinda sexy.:blink::gob:

[Naki Rat]

Guess it didn't quite happen like he'd practiced at home...


He's got a man cave in his man cave :bleh:

[JATZ]

Guess it didn't quite happen like he'd practiced at home...


Where in gods name do you find that shit Tazz ? :eek:

[husaberg]

Guess it didn't quite happen like he'd practiced at home...


Reminds me of when I was very very young...............

[mada]

Guess it didn't quite happen like he'd practiced at home...


That's the funniest piece of art I've seen in my life...

They to bring that to Te Papa!:clap:

[mashman]

They to bring that to Te Papa!:clap:

Should be the new doorway and foyet.

[mada]

Should be the new doorway and foyet.


Hahah yeah, and rename the museum "Te Mama":laugh:

[Berries]

They to bring that to Te Papa!:clap:
Wellington is full of cunts already.

[awayatc]

Guy was just being a dick