chinese proverbs.....

[feistyredhead]

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who runs in front of car gets t y red.
Man who runs behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick goes hungry.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon finds him in cat house.
Man who fights with wife all day get no piece at night.
It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. :rofl:
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Man who farts in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget. :spudflip:

[MSTRS]

Confusius says.....
No such thing as rape. Woman with skirt up run faster than man with pants down.
Man with cock in biscuit tin, fucking crackers.

[yungatart]

Confucius say: Man who sit on barbed wire fence shall rise according to the thickness of his pants.
Woman who cooks carrots and p's in same pot vely unhygenic

[feistyredhead]

very good but ewwww :puke:

[*sic]

vely funny!

[bugjuice]

man with hand in pocket is feeling a little stiff today

[Lou Girardin]

Man who go to bed with hard problem, wake with solution in hand.