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husaberg
27th June 2014, 17:31
There are no mods on the Forum (They must have lifes) lets run rampant.......

I will starty with bad grama........:bleh:

Mods changed the title.......... Husaberg would never refer to himself in the first person

Husaberg figured out the mods weren't watching and ran rampent for many minutes.........

Drew
27th June 2014, 17:36
Muss b dinnah tyme.

husaberg
27th June 2014, 17:39
Muss b dinnah tyme.
I guess so sounds plausible but who will moderate.

husaberg
27th June 2014, 17:39
Muss b dinnah tyme.


Bugger I thing Shane is on to us........
5 out of the last 30 people to visit my homepage are mods.
Whats be your figures like drew.........

Drew
27th June 2014, 17:41
Dunno, I'm about to go set a roast to rest though. While I make a gravy and sort out some vegies, I'm likely to miss this opportunity.

Drew
27th June 2014, 17:42
Bugger I thing Shane is on to us........

He doesn't count. He'll tell ya Meggs is boss!

caseye
27th June 2014, 17:45
Eye's is watch ing youesfellas.

husaberg
27th June 2014, 17:46
He doesn't count. He'll tell ya Meggs is boss!

Casye here now..... all is safeon KB..... I often wonder out aloud what mods eat for tea.........

husaberg
27th June 2014, 17:57
oh no mods again ..........what is this craznesseses

husaberg
27th June 2014, 17:59
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yQgbYL4bIE

caseye
27th June 2014, 18:07
Sorry was just putting those new fangled things called head phones on wifeys ( Ratbag)noggin so she could hear my song to her.
Kenny's (I'm sure you know, Rodgers) Lady!

caseye
27th June 2014, 18:08
Casye here now..... all is safeon KB..... I often wonder out aloud what mods eat for tea.........

Snarlers , the english flavoured kind, tonight.

unstuck
27th June 2014, 18:34
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/vvWEKhGU6X4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>:Punk::Punk:

Drew
27th June 2014, 18:40
:Punk::Punk:
Bit 'polished' for your taste I would have thought ol' fella.

unstuck
27th June 2014, 18:41
Bit 'polished' for your taste I would have thought ol' fella.

Yeah, dont want to scare anyone off.:devil2:

husaberg
27th June 2014, 20:42
No mods on line again do they have fridays off or something...........

first mod to find post gets a virtual beer....

oldrider
27th June 2014, 20:49
I feel moderately offended by you fellas outbursts! :facepalm:

husaberg
27th June 2014, 21:00
Remember to keep the tone down shhhhhhh..........

Akzle
27th June 2014, 22:00
"husaberg thinks moderators
aren't watching"

or, "husafag searches for reverency, fails" (returns to jacking off his cats)

caseye
27th June 2014, 22:03
poor akz, thinks we're always watching, how boring. K Kids go for it!
Up your way last weekend Akzle, visited cuzzies in Fang a rei.

unstuck
27th June 2014, 22:06
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/NmIUcN9-wfs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>:Punk::Punk:

husaberg
27th June 2014, 22:22
yes askisel.
The dress makes you look fat..........

Akzle
27th June 2014, 22:38
poor akz, thinks we're always watching, how boring. K Kids go for it!
Up your way last weekend Akzle, visited cuzzies in Fang a rei.

aww, ya shoulda stopped by the caravan for a hooker and some crack!

husaberg
27th June 2014, 22:39
Blue is just not your colour.........

Hitcher
28th June 2014, 18:16
I still really miss Sk8r_Boi_

Drew
28th June 2014, 18:21
I still really miss Sk8r_Boi_

Fuck off. Bring back Mikey!

Speaking publicly about someone else's insurance fraud, is not a reason to ban the guy. HE wasn't breaking the law!

cc rider
30th June 2014, 01:21
What exactly has happened here??? :confused:

hussler sounds, well, tame almost. In a born again churchy kind of way. Should I be worried? :blink:

I'd voice my concern louder but I got a bit down & dirty last week, scored a throat infection & lost my voice :shutup:

Butt being the gal I am, I sucked it up each time l went down, got back on top & gave my ride another licking. :blip:

cum back to us husmeister you inappropiate lil bugga





... there's no way way he can let this go by

Brian d marge
30th June 2014, 05:20
the only nasty mods Ive had trouble with have all been * Wimmin* ........absolutely dont need them here what so ever

IMHO

Stephen

insomnia01
30th June 2014, 07:36
Devilskin vid



17-07-2014 :headbang: :headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang:

Maha
30th June 2014, 08:54
I started a thread years ago called Freddy and Johnny as a direct result of seeing emails between mods at the time. Also witnessed a 'blocking' of a kb member (for want of a better term) by a senior mod at the time who was on the phone with another friend/member/mod who was complaining about said kber. Have had the opportunity to sit and view the mod forum and that same time also. I think out of all the mods today, only one of those not mentioned, is still there, thankfully.

Drew
30th June 2014, 08:57
I started a thread years ago called Freddy and Johnny as a direct result of seeing emails between mods at the time. Also witnessed a 'blocking' of a kb member (for want of a better term) by a senior mod at the time who was on the phone with another friend/member/mod who was complaining about said kber. Have had the opportunity to sit and view the mod forum and that same time also. I think out of all the mods today, only one of those not mentioned, is still there, thankfully.Mods used to get quite titchy alright. Some of the shit was funny from the outside, most of it was sad.

unstuck
30th June 2014, 09:07
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/NsjF-vOqkSw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>:banana::banana::banana:

Hitcher
30th June 2014, 11:47
HE wasn't breaking the law!

There are laws and laws. Remember whose bike he was talking about and join the dots.

Drew
30th June 2014, 11:52
There are laws and laws. Remember whose bike he was talking about and join the dots.

There's no dots to join mate, and he got a warning...of sorts.

Maha
30th June 2014, 12:31
Mods used to get quite titchy alright. Some of the shit was funny from the outside, most of it was sad.

They (the mods) were more active (a little to active some would say) 6-7 years ago, very tame now by comparison. Ego's due to 'pseudo power' have waned, and the new lot have an obvious maturity it would seem.

haydes55
30th June 2014, 14:08
I vote akzle for supreme moderator!

Hitcher
30th June 2014, 15:13
I vote akzle for supreme moderator!

No contest.

Smifffy
30th June 2014, 15:51
I vote akzle for supreme moderator!

Yup, that would certainly reset the average maturity level back to a zero baseline.

Maha
30th June 2014, 16:08
I vote akzle for supreme moderator...and shit!

Needed a proper ending.

husaberg
30th June 2014, 16:33
What exactly has happened here??? :confused:

hussler sounds, well, tame almost. In a born again churchy kind of way. Should I be worried? :blink:

I'd voice my concern louder but I got a bit down & dirty last week, scored a throat infection & lost my voice :shutup:

Butt being the gal I am, I sucked it up each time l went down, got back on top & gave my ride another licking. :blip:

cum back to us husmeister you inappropiate lil bugga





... there's no way way he can let this go by
Suffice to say some run amokness may have occurred.
I can't come up with much to say, cause they maybe are watching my every move now.......
Then again I understand you are a little voyeuristic. but unfortunately the ship may have sailed.
I may have exploited a window of opportunity.
but if there was no mods to see,......... well it never actually happened did it:bleh:

Akzle
30th June 2014, 17:03
Yup, that would certainly reset the average maturity level back to a zero baseline.

but heaps m0ar boobies lol yolo!

Laava
30th June 2014, 20:36
Needed a proper ending.

And shit.........

Akzle
30th June 2014, 21:13
And shit.........

i fucking love crochet. And socks. My socks are the shit. And shit.

PrincessBandit
30th June 2014, 22:22
Casye here now..... all is safeon KB..... I often wonder out aloud what mods eat for tea.........

Naughty posters


the only nasty mods Ive had trouble with have all been * Wimmin* ........absolutely dont need them here what so ever

IMHO

Stephen

Suck my.... Oh never mind


They (the mods) were more active (a little to active some would say) 6-7 years ago, very tame now by comparison. Ego's due to 'pseudo power' have waned, and the new lot have an obvious maturity it would seem.

Yah yah, maturity is my middle name

i fucking love crochet. And socks. My socks are the shit. And shit.

And I love crochet too, and crotchets. I thought you just loved crotches????

husaberg
30th June 2014, 22:34
Naughty posters
Oh princess will all you Mods were filling up your Vespas and Lambettas and ironing ya Ben Sherman blouses.
Me and Drew run amok on KB unmoderated for 20 minutes or so;)

Gremlin
30th June 2014, 22:57
Me and Drew run amok on KB unmoderated for 20 minutes or so;)
If you're naughty enough, you can be completely moderated and nothing is posted until approved.

Me thinks you prefer the current situation...

Akzle
1st July 2014, 02:26
I thought you just loved crotches????

i do like a good crotch...ones with a vaginas are my favourite...

Drew
1st July 2014, 06:29
If you're naughty enough, you can be completely moderated and nothing is posted until approved.

Me thinks you prefer the current situation...It's worse when Shane puts you in pink hell.

husaberg
1st July 2014, 07:38
If you're naughty enough, you can be completely moderated and nothing is posted until approved.

Me thinks you prefer the current situation...

But if there wasn't anyone here, then nothing actually happened............
I feel pretty moderate.

Hitcher
1st July 2014, 16:13
Armourguard. I wish I didn't have to watch.

Swoop
2nd July 2014, 19:32
I think out of all the mods today...

Just did a Roll Call of mods.
Some haven't been seen for some time and their pay will be docked accordingly!


Caseye : Last activity: 18:51 Today

Delphinius: Last activity: 31st October 2013 09:00

Clmintie: Last activity: 30th June 2014 16:38

Jantar: 27th June 2014 00:07

Onearmedbandit: 21st March 2014, 18:47

Hitcher: Today 18:18

Klingon: 25th April 2012 13:26

Cave Weta: 13th November 2013 13:32

PrincessBandit: Today 10:17

Gremlin: Today: 19:15

husaberg
2nd July 2014, 19:37
Not a single mod on KB at the moment is the time right to behave immoderately???????????????

husaberg
2nd July 2014, 19:39
shhhhhhhhhhh Hichermacallit is here

Swoop
2nd July 2014, 19:41
Not a single mod on KB at the moment is the time right to behave immoderately???????????????

Perhaps...

All things in moderation though!

Drew
2nd July 2014, 20:03
They used to have their own chat area. Is there still a chat area....

Wanders off looking for real time conversation...or the depression thread.

Drew
2nd July 2014, 20:13
There is no chat anymore, and for some reason I can't find the depression thread.:no:

husaberg
2nd July 2014, 20:20
There is no chat anymore, and for some reason I can't find the depression thread.:no:
It worries me that I have become you secretary Drew.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/43250-Depression/page97

Drew
2nd July 2014, 20:24
It worries me that I have become you secretary Drew.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/43250-Depression/page97

Onya luv. White coffee, no sugar. Thanks.:done:

Drew
2nd July 2014, 20:28
It worries me that I have become you secretary Drew.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/43250-Depression/page97

Yip, that's the one alright. I read three posts, and I'm on the brink of topping myself.

husaberg
2nd July 2014, 20:35
Yip, that's the one alright. I read three posts, and I'm on the brink of topping myself.

make Askisel read the whole thread.(twice)
imagine what it would be like living with it before you make jokes about though aye.... Drew...........:facepalm:
I love the Potato analogy makes a lot of sense........

If had to make you a coffee, trust me it would be white............
You would not ask me to do it again...........

Drew
2nd July 2014, 20:47
imagine what it would be like living with it before you make jokes about though aye.... Drew...........:facepalm:
..
Someone get hold of that Morrisette bitch, ▲▲▲this▲▲▲ is irony.

I've just recently succumbed to my worsening panic attacks, and sought some professional help.

husaberg
2nd July 2014, 20:51
Someone get hold of that Morrisette bitch, ▲▲▲this▲▲▲ is irony.

I've just recently succumbed to my worsening panic attacks, and sought some professional help.

borderline sarcasm...............
Everyone is mental in there own way its just some are to thick to realise it

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=294396&d=1393725599

Brian d marge
2nd July 2014, 20:56
Where is this place

Drew
2nd July 2014, 20:58
I don't get it.

Brian d marge
2nd July 2014, 20:59
Lumpybits ???

Naughty posters



Suck my.... Oh never mind



Yah yah, maturity is my middle name


And I love crochet too, and crotchets. I thought you just loved crotches????

husaberg
2nd July 2014, 21:04
Someone get hold of that Morrisette bitch, ▲▲▲this▲▲▲ is irony.



Irony as I think Jim oin described it was, is getting a speeding ticket because you were running late to a time management course you were due to speak at.......

husaberg
2nd July 2014, 21:39
No mods again merry hell (just playing)

Gremlin
2nd July 2014, 22:32
No mods again merry hell (just playing)

removed massive (huge shame you missed it) image then fixed my own speeeling lol
I didn't want to mention it... but I simply can't resist.

We've got you better trained than a cute little puppy :innocent:

Madness
2nd July 2014, 22:54
Just did a Roll Call of mods.
Some haven't been seen for some time and their pay will be docked accordingly!

Caseye : Last activity: 18:51 Today

Delphinius: Last activity: 31st October 2013 09:00

Clmintie: Last activity: 30th June 2014 16:38

Jantar: 27th June 2014 00:07

Onearmedbandit: 21st March 2014, 18:47

Hitcher: Today 18:18

Klingon: 25th April 2012 13:26

Cave Weta: 13th November 2013 13:32

PrincessBandit: Today 10:17

Gremlin: Today: 19:15

Time for a Mod Election I reckon.

Maha
3rd July 2014, 05:53
Just did a Roll Call of mods.
Some haven't been seen for some time and their pay will be docked accordingly!


Delphinius: Last activity: 31st October 2013 09:00

Klingon: 25th April 2012 13:26

Cave Weta: 13th November 2013 13:32



This little group should be returned to general issue.

unstuck
3rd July 2014, 06:03
The rockers should kick the shit out of the mods, again.:bash:

husaberg
3rd July 2014, 10:25
I didn't want to mention it... but I simply can't resist.

We've got you better trained than a cute little puppy :innocent:

What you missed was this puppy is sick and he just peed on the carpet:msn-wink:

Virago
3rd July 2014, 14:46
No mods again merry hell (just playing)

You do realise that the mods (like all senior members) can set themselves to be invisible when on the site? :rolleyes:

Gremlin
3rd July 2014, 15:45
You do realise that the mods (like all senior members) can set themselves to be invisible when on the site? :rolleyes:
He should know, he uses it himself...

husaberg
3rd July 2014, 19:25
He should know, he uses it himself...

you see right though me.......
they seek him there they seek him everywhere

no mods on site....:doobey:

husaberg
6th July 2014, 19:39
Princess bandit is the only Mod on Duty Drew you flirt with her by PM and I will do stuff while she calls the police and files a restraining order.

Scratch that she's kinda hot..........:mobile:
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/album.php?albumid=236&attachmentid=157768
She is a real princess.
Maybe we need someone with a more extensive vocabulary than Drew.......
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/RWAdb1vgoik/mqdefault.jpghttp://bi.gazeta.pl/im/76/18/b8/z12064886N.jpg

husaberg
6th July 2014, 20:11
Okay that's princess sorted for the next 15 minutes now its time to run amuck..........
http://th07.deviantart.net/fs71/150/i/2012/092/7/2/sleeping_beauty__princess_aurora_and_prince_philli _by_sakurasushibunny-d4urxzq.jpg

Drew
6th July 2014, 20:23
My attention is elsewhere. I've just found the Shaun cheated thread.

Hitcher
6th July 2014, 20:25
Must. Stop. Watching.

husaberg
6th July 2014, 20:35
Must. Stop. Watching.

ya never know it might be a double bluff..........

husaberg
9th July 2014, 21:08
No one do anything jantar is here .............

Drew
9th July 2014, 21:11
No one do anything jantar is here .............

The mods are all watching Shaun's thread waiting for it to go feral. Have at it bro.

husaberg
9th July 2014, 21:12
The mods are all watching Shaun's thread waiting for it to go feral. Have at it bro.

waiting?????????????
it was feral before you found it I must show you how to find these threads earlier oneday............

Drew
9th July 2014, 21:15
waiting?????????????

I've got nothing. I'm trying not to get in trouble in the other thread.

husaberg
9th July 2014, 21:17
I've got nothing. I'm trying not to get in trouble in the other thread.
your ban him thread I lost that... pd or delete?
I edited the above post Drew
I wonder how long they take to figure out the code...........

husaberg
13th July 2014, 14:05
Princess in the house (she's the cute Mod):innocent:

She looks a bit like this only hotter.
http://i39.tinypic.com/1zfnes2.jpg

Gremlin
13th July 2014, 17:54
Princess in the house (she's the cute Mod):innocent:
You should try harder... most of us are ugly bastards...

Now... I'm off to find the mod hotter than Selena :drool:

husaberg
13th July 2014, 18:14
You should try harder... most of us are ugly bastards...

Now... I'm off to find the mod hotter than Selena :drool:

Oh Gremlin before you go play gooseberry, remember distraction and misdirection and slight of hand go indeed hand in hand.
Sometimes people can't see what right in front of you as it is hidden in plain sight.:innocent:

unstuck
13th July 2014, 18:40
Oh Gremlin before you go play gooseberry, remember distraction and misdirection and slight of hand go indeed hand in hand.
Sometimes people can't see what right in front of you as it is hidden in plain sight.:innocent:

Whatever it is that you are smoking dude, I want pounds of it.:msn-wink:

husaberg
13th July 2014, 18:48
Whatever it is that you are smoking dude, I want pounds of it.:msn-wink:

Now you are reading between the lines, you will see the mirrors do reflect on perspective.....:rolleyes:

http://www.ephemera-inc.com/wholesale/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/265x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/3/4/3441.jpg

husaberg
16th July 2014, 21:11
No mods about, Unstuck your turn Now....... Drew keeps wimping out.
I can't believe that haven't figured it out by now". Mental said they would be on to it straight away.............
I guess Shane is the smartest afterall.

I note now 80% of the mods have now adopted invisibility mode.............

PrincessBandit
16th July 2014, 23:31
Princess in the house (she's the cute Mod):innocent:

She looks a bit like this only hotter.
http://i39.tinypic.com/1zfnes2.jpg

Hmmm. I wouldn't mind looking like that. No, not the cruise liner......... No, not the ginger kitty either.....although I am currently sporting a selection of scratches across the back of my hand from where my normally very loving feline mistook me for her scratching post :angry2:

unstuck
17th July 2014, 07:29
No mods about, Unstuck your turn Now....... Drew keeps wimping out.
I can't believe that haven't figured it out by now". Mental said they would be on to it straight away.............
I guess Shane is the smartest afterall.

I note now 80% of the mods have now adopted invisibility mode.............

Sorry husa.....busy day yesterday.:blip:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/pPS3P8t2Y3c" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>:headbang::headbang:

husaberg
22nd July 2014, 20:20
Hmmm.sweet melodious music et c etc her lips doth move but I hear only music and stuff suchlike:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me07f8FcuJ1qcqfmno5_500.gif

The fair princess was here, but she didn't stick around to toy with my emotions........ all I can say is "I am sure smitten with the princess kitten":love::innocent::bye:


Sorry husa.....busy day yesterday.:blip:

caseye
22nd July 2014, 21:11
hussy ewe!
Stop toying with the Princesses emotions.

husaberg
22nd July 2014, 21:17
hussy ewe!
Stop toying with the Princesses emotions.

if only...............virtuously
I feel like she doth not protest enough........:corn:

husaberg
24th July 2014, 19:36
No mods onsite........run rampant through the hallways with scissors...........

Drew
24th July 2014, 20:07
I ate a pie today...and didn't blow on it. :devil2:

unstuck
24th July 2014, 21:02
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/PfRzNnU6D50" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>:Punk::Punk:

husaberg
24th July 2014, 21:05
shes a Mod and we all know my thoughts:blip:
I are awaiting a restraining order though............
Bondage how did she know

unstuck
24th July 2014, 21:09
Duct tape and rope, best sex toys ever invented.:2thumbsup

husaberg
24th July 2014, 21:23
Unstuck can you keep KC busy while I pop next door to water the garden?

Hitcher
25th July 2014, 08:54
Duct tape and rope, best sex toys ever invented.

After the wallet?

cc rider
25th July 2014, 23:31
Duct tape and rope, best sex toys ever invented.:2thumbsup
After the wallet?:shutup: Tap(e) & Blow credit cards these days

Brian d marge
26th July 2014, 00:02
I think i may have found , actual fotos of a mod in action



<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/dCEuQ3u7mJw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>


Stephen

unstuck
26th July 2014, 07:49
You lied Husa, there are mods watching.:eek5:

husaberg
26th July 2014, 15:46
You lied Husa, there are mods watching.:eek5:

Never, they have better stuff to do.

caseye
26th July 2014, 16:07
S'not me, I'm knot here, carry on as usual.
There are no mods abart.

unstuck
26th July 2014, 16:19
In that case, fuck em.:bleh:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/H7c5DlIwlMI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>



Which one is which, Gremlins the black dude I reckon.:msn-wink:

Brian d marge
26th July 2014, 16:27
:Punk:

must spread blah blah

husaberg
26th July 2014, 18:13
In that case, fuck em.:bleh:


I have put that option on the table, but thus far only hitcher has shown interest,No I are not interested in kissing that frog.......... I want the princess.....:drool:

unstuck
26th July 2014, 18:33
I have put that option on the table, but thus far only hitcher has shown interest,No I are not interested in kissing that frog.......... I want the princess.....:drool:

You sick bastard.:crazy:

http://www.hahastop.com/pictures/Ugly_Princess.jpg

PrincessBandit
26th July 2014, 19:11
299506





10 char

husaberg
26th July 2014, 19:41
299506

10 char
Its no illusion indeed you do have me under a spell, and yet if you just gave in... we could make sweet sweat magic.:love: (ok I would make cat sounds)
Beside that you are not fooling me Princess
I know ya look mmmmmmmmore like this version.
http://i.minus.com/iFZMZqRXxoic4.gif
Go on princess you should be treated you like a queen.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/59822f862938fcef4bbfbccfc5d44158/tumblr_mnc59iCUe51qgiou0o1_500.gif
Ok maybe anne isn't the best example but you get the idea.........

husaberg
26th July 2014, 19:43
You sick bastard.:crazy:



well da
have you read my signature it contains a bit of a clue

husaberg
26th July 2014, 21:30
Gremlins on deck ..move the other stuff away

husaberg
26th July 2014, 22:11
A princess is in the house......... I am not sure weather to bow or stand at :scratch:attention or maybe both?

Drew
27th July 2014, 09:16
A princess is in the house......... I am not sure weather to bow or stand at :scratch:attention or maybe both?

You're talking abouy Katman's sister (I was told), you sure ya wanna open that can of worms.

husaberg
27th July 2014, 11:07
You're talking abouy Katman's sister (I was told), you sure ya wanna open that can of worms.

Oh Drew I so so do...........ya can't pick your family,
It just makes it more like Romeo and Juliet (except she doesn't talk to me, acknowledge or return messages, I guess...........)
http://fimg2.pann.com/new/download.jsp?FileID=28678420
the resemblance is uncanny
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/album.php?albumid=236&attachmentid=157768

husaberg
31st July 2014, 21:40
ok its been pretty much 3 weeks since I boldly and loudly publically declared my undying general affection for the princess of mods.
I have done praised her, doth swooned over her, I have sent her sonets and so forth.
She has both stonewalled and generally blueballed me with general distain...........
She henceforth generally remains totally and utterly unfettered by me.
I are beginning to think she is taking this playing hard to get a bit too seriously.:confused:
At which stage should I just give up and go back to flirting the general less noble population.................

Gremlin
31st July 2014, 21:44
At which stage should I just give up and go back to flirting the general lesser population.................
Well if you want a response... that might be a good idea. But hey, maybe it just needs another 3 weeks :laugh:

Maybe she knows you're a player so isn't interested?

husaberg
31st July 2014, 21:56
Well if you want a response... that might be a good idea. But hey, maybe it just needs another 3 weeks :laugh:

Maybe she knows you're a player so isn't interested?

I think you are right about pretty much none of it...
other than the not she be rather locked up in a all women prison for 8 years before she would be mildly interested bit.
"A player" that pretty funny, I am but a mere toy....
Alas I can gain some Solis from the fact It would never have worked.......... she being a princess and all....
Plus I don't think I could have ever got past the she rides a Suzuki.
We live in different worlds she a capulet and me a montague..............:love:

Maybe the marriage thing (hers) puts her off? that would be kind of sweet..........

PrincessBandit
1st August 2014, 07:52
I feel that I must let you be free of me husaberg. Alas, "we" can never "be". After all, I am indeed a Princess (and riding a Suzuki) and happily married to my Prince (who also rides a Suzuki, so at least our bikes would only produce little purebred Suzukis).

You have wooed me ardently and long, but the time has come when I must let you search elsewhere for a Princess of your own.

Farewell and live long and prosper.

Virago
1st August 2014, 10:45
...Alas I can gain some Solis from the fact It would never have worked...

SOLIS is the Synoptic Optical Long-term Investigations of the Sun. I guess we can gain some solace from the knowledge of your new-found astrophysical hobby, and hope that you can use it to move on from this mind-numbingly boring monologue. :msn-wink:

husaberg
1st August 2014, 15:50
SOLIS is the Synoptic Optical Long-term Investigations of the Sun. I guess we can gain some solace from the knowledge of your new-found astrophysical hobby, and hope that you can use it to move on from this mind-numbingly boring monologue. :msn-wink:

Right you are spell check failed me, I guess the planets were misaligned and I was star struck.
I am sorry to bore you though, maybe should have read between the lines..........;)

caseye
1st August 2014, 16:06
There were lines???????????????????
Get away wiv ya!

Drew
1st August 2014, 16:13
There were lines???????????????????
Get away wiv ya!If we're doing lines, I WANT IN!!!

husaberg
1st August 2014, 16:13
There were lines???????????????????
Get away wiv ya!

Silly mods, who knew they only read the text, rather than the subtext and filled in the gaps.........
occasionally stuff can be right there in front of you, but you can't see it.......,:innocent:
A free beer to the first mod that cracks the code (offer does not apply to site administers or spankmes who are far to clever)

Drew
1st August 2014, 16:20
Silly mods, who knew they only read the text, rather than the subtext and filled in the gaps.........
occasionally stuff can be right there in front of you, but you can't see it.......,:innocent:
A free beer to the first mod that cracks the code (offer does not apply to site administers or spankmes who are far to clever)
Does this "code" of yours give directions to the location of the "lines", once cracked?

husaberg
1st August 2014, 16:22
Does this "code" of yours give directions to the location of the "lines", once cracked?

I think drew....NO WAIT YES DREW of course it does:facepalm:

Gremlin
1st August 2014, 16:52
Silly mods, who knew they only read the text, rather than the subtext and filled in the gaps.........
occasionally stuff can be right there in front of you, but you can't see it.......,:innocent:
A free beer to the first mod that cracks the code (offer does not apply to site administers or spankmes who are far to clever)
I think most that know me, know that subtle doesn't work. If you want me to know something, then you better say it :lol:

On the other hand, I don't drink, so I'm not missing out on any beers :2thumbsup

husaberg
1st August 2014, 17:45
I think most that know me, know that subtle doesn't work. If you want me to know something, then you better say it :lol:

On the other hand, I don't drink, so I'm not missing out on any beers :2thumbsup

If you don't drink Gremlin you are actually missing out on plenty of beers..........:rolleyes:

unstuck
1st August 2014, 18:41
Lines, Im with Drew on this one. Even bring my own pocket mirror and straw.:eek5:

husaberg
1st August 2014, 18:44
Lines, Im with Drew on this one. Even bring my own pocket mirror and straw.:eek5:

you two crack me up...........

Drew
1st August 2014, 18:56
you two crack me up...........


Lines, Im with Drew on this one. Even bring my own pocket mirror and straw.:eek5:I get the feeling we're not getting any lines bro.

Off to town tonight as it happens, for a boogy and generally making a cunt of myself. Couple lines would have come up 'trumps' right now.

husaberg
1st August 2014, 19:03
I get the feeling we're not getting any lines bro.

Off to town tonight as it happens, for a boogy and generally making a cunt of myself. Couple lines would have come up 'trumps' right now.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/--AN3E1pbhwo/Tz-j8VE-52I/AAAAAAAAC5o/8E_RvKNyQyU/s1600/Capt%2BObvious.jpg

Drew
1st August 2014, 19:06
...
One is ever hopeful, mother fucker.

unstuck
1st August 2014, 19:09
One is ever hopeful, mother fucker.

I would have called him a cunt, if I were you.:whistle:

husaberg
1st August 2014, 19:11
I would have called him a cunt, if I were you.:whistle:
http://cdn1.bigcommerce.com/server1900/c9a80/products/885/images/1713/Diet_Coke_Cup_Ornament__30501.1405340443.175.175.j pg?c=2
hes gone all soft (well, so all the girls say)

Kickaha
2nd August 2014, 22:37
Right you are spell check failed me)

What the fuck would you need spellcheck for? didn't you go to school?

husaberg
2nd August 2014, 22:39
What the fuck would you need spellcheck for? didn't you go to school?

I went to school in the computer age Warwick...........
pull the abacus out of ya bum.

husaberg
5th August 2014, 22:40
there has been a sighting of a princess.........the photos are a bit blurry as the restraining order is like 400 meters........
http://www.sfmoma.org/images/artwork/medium/MA09.08_02.jpg

Hitcher
5th August 2014, 23:34
400 metres. Please try to maintain standards.

husaberg
6th August 2014, 08:28
400 metres. Please try to maintain standards.

Decency or photo quality?

Hitcher
6th August 2014, 09:09
Decency or photo quality?

Spelling and grammar would be nice.

husaberg
6th August 2014, 12:13
Spelling and grammar would be nice.

I thought that you might fix them up for me..............

husaberg
22nd August 2014, 22:01
I should probably get banned for this.
But the irony is not lost on me at all maybe I was subliminally channelling her?

I shouldn't post it (given the virtual restraining order)
but listen to the lyrics and the costume and who other than Taylor swift could be even unluckier in love than me LOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xg3vE8Ie_E