Who's fucked off someone at harp recently?

[Akzle]

wasnt sure whether to extend the lusi thread.
Had a bit of weather. Still having a bit.
I hope all you townies get trapped in the dark and have to eat each other...

[Mom]

Soft cock! We are scared for our pool furniture. I stocked the pantry with virgins yesterday, we have a BBQ and lots of gas. Harden up!

[scumdog]

Heh, fine sunny day here after a frost - looking pretty good for tomorrow too!:banana:

[Berries]

Had a bit of weather.
Fuck you have changed over the last few months. Have you found out that your best rent boy is a moderator or something?

[Rhys]

Soft cock! We are scared for our pool furniture. I stocked the pantry with virgins yesterday, we have a BBQ and lots of gas. Harden up!

Were do you find virgins I haven't see one for decades

[Hitcher]

Have you found out that your best rent boy is a moderator or something?

He pays rent?

[Akzle]

Fuck you have changed over the last few months. Have you found out that your best rent boy is a moderator or something?

i dont have a best boy?

Nows the advantage of being off grid. Still have power and hot food =D
Still blowing like 30 bastards, and there was no media beatup before this one...

[Akzle]

Were do you find virgins I haven't see one for decades

ahhh society.

Primary school

[unstuck]

i dont have a best boy?

Nows the advantage of being off grid. Still have power and hot food =D
Still blowing like 30 bastards, and there was no media beatup before this one...

Bullshit, the news is full of crying Aucklanders, getting ready for a bit of rain and wind. And you are an Aucklander after all, you are in suburban Auckland If you live between Hamilton and cape Reinga .:msn-wink:

[Akzle]

we have... lots of gas.

you should see a doctor about that.

Nevermind the pool furniture, this kind of wind you could probably go surfing in the pool!
I've tied cinder blocks to my kids, just in case.

[Akzle]

Bullshit, the news is full of crying Aucklanders,

well, i dont watch the noooze.
Have any REAL people been affected?

Two bridges. Two bridges to bring down and then i only have to deal with the white african fucks on the nore shore.

[unstuck]

Have any REAL people been affected?

.

Nope, has not reached the south island yet.:wari::wari:

[slofox]

Bullshit, the news is full of crying Aucklanders, getting ready for a bit of rain and wind. And you are an Aucklander after all, you are in suburban Auckland If you live between Hamilton and cape Reinga .:msn-wink:

d'Auckland stops at the southern end of the Bombays. Everybody knows that...don't lump as Tronians in with that lot.

[unstuck]

d'Auckland stops at the southern end of the Bombays. Everybody knows that...don't lump as Tronians in with that lot.


That was the 80's. Now Auckland OWNS you. :devil2:

[george formby]

I'm living on an island today, no, not the north island, Kawakawa island. Could probably get to work by jet ski. Wildest night for quite some time. Half the town is without power, trees down, flooding, roads blocked, new waterfalls in me garden running into new ponds.

Frightened to look at the van, it took some hefty thuds on the way home last night.

[Akzle]

He pays rent?

while youre here, its 'haarp'.

[Voltaire]

Bullshit, the news is full of crying Aucklanders, getting ready for a bit of rain and wind. And you are an Aucklander after all, you are in suburban Auckland If you live between Hamilton and cape Reinga .:msn-wink:

Its bad alright, I got latte blown all over my ipad outside the cafe.
Whats 'off grid" is that like without grid lock?:laugh:

[unstuck]

Whats 'off grid" is that like without grid lock?:laugh:

Nah, thats northland slang for....The power key has run out until dole day. :msn-wink:

[HenryDorsetCase]

what the fuck's "harp"?

[willytheekid]

Its bad alright, I got latte blown all over my ipad outside the cafe.


Yeah!...Sure ya did <_<
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/33/336dc7e66e8e147d0f15439715baede2e62cb804dd54985ae2 d7a71a869d8001.jpg
:laugh:

[Akzle]

Its bad alright, I got latte blown all over my ipad outside the cafe.
Whats 'off grid" is that like without grid lock?:laugh:

todays gridlock was bought to me by two 40ft maccys across the road. One ute and a tractor, its been like a family reunion up here.

[slofox]

That was the 80's. Now Auckland OWNS you. :devil2:

Well, they pull water from the Waikato River - downstream of where we all piss in it...:whistle:

[Voltaire]

Well, they pull water from the Waikato River - downstream of where we all piss in it...:whistle:

Piss in a river..... we bottle it up here.

http://www.needmorebeer.com/img/waikato-draught.jpg

[Maha]

what the fuck's "harp"?

It's something Akstool likes plucking when he has finished his eyebrows.

[pzkpfw]

Sigh.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_Frequency_Active_Auroral_Research_Program


HAARP is a target of conspiracy theorists, who claim that it is capable of modifying weather, disabling satellites and exerting mind control over people, and that it is being used as a weapon against terrorists. Such theorists have blamed the program for causing earthquakes, droughts, storms and floods, diseases such as Gulf War Syndrome and Chronic Fatigue Syndrome, the 1996 crash of TWA Flight 800, and the 2003 destruction of the space shuttle Columbia. Commentators and scientists say that proponents of these theories are "uninformed" *, as most theories put forward fall well outside the abilities of the facility and often outside the scope of natural science.

Sigh.

(* = science word, in this case, for "dim-witted fuckwits".)

[HenryDorsetCase]

Sigh.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_Frequency_Active_Auroral_Research_Program



Sigh.

(* = science word, in this case, for "dim-witted fuckwits".)

Thanks for that. Dim witted fuckwits is more accurate. Though they probably think a "fluxgate magnetometer" is something that you walk through and end up on another planet and stuff.

[Akzle]

Sigh.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_Frequency_Active_Auroral_Research_Program



Sigh.

(* = science word, in this case, for "dim-witted fuckwits".)

all seriousness aside. Its fuken windy.

[Robbo]

all seriousness aside. Its fuken windy.


Would you say it's the best blow job you've had in a while...:bleh::bleh:

[scumdog]

Settlin' in for another fine-but-cool night after another fine, calm day:niceone:

[unstuck]

all seriousness aside. Its fuken windy.

Above 10 knots is it AUCKLANDER? :baby::violin::violin:

[puddytat]

Who fucked off someone at Haarp...


wasnt sure whether to extend the lusi thread.
Had a bit of weather. Still having a bit.
I hope all you townies get trapped in the dark and have to eat each other...

It was you, chump......you fucked off the Jews & they've called Washington.

[Akzle]

Above 10 knots is it AUCKLANDER? :baby::violin::violin:

im picking closer to 60kt.
There really is no need to be so fucking rude.

[Akzle]

Who fucked off someone at Haarp...



It was you, chump......you fucked off the Jews & they've called Washington.

it did feel a bit like that. Till shit hit other peoples fans.

[Banditbandit]

Fucking Jafas .. whinging about something you can do nothing about - the weather ...

Fuck me .. I've ridden to work every day this week - and it's been a dry ride to work and home again every day !!!

[george formby]

Fucking Jafas .. whinging about something you can do nothing about - the weather ...

Fuck me .. I've ridden to work every day this week - and it's been a dry ride to work and home again every day !!!

I've put a small out board motor on the back of one of me wheel barrows. Gonna use that to get to work this arvo.

It's still rainin & blowin a hoolly. WTeF! The dog hasn't had a pee for 3 days.

[Banditbandit]

The dog hasn't had a pee for 3 days.

Are you sure? Have you checked the back of your wardrobe?

[george formby]

Are you sure? Have you checked the back of your wardrobe?


:facepalm:Bugger. I thought it was just general leaky house syndrome.

[Akzle]

Fucking Jafas .. whinging about something you can do nothing about - the weather ...


wasnt whinging. Its just that kb has been reduced to discussing the weather.
Also, all my hookers have blown away.

[unstuck]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/mNIwaUwdAtw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>:whistle::whistle::whistle::devil2:

[Akzle]

d'Auckland stops at the southern end of the Bombays. Everybody knows that...don't lump as Tronians in with that lot.

brynderwyn to bombay, basically. Kill them all.

[dinosaur]

wasnt whinging. Its just that kb has been reduced to discussing the weather.
Also,....

well we could start a thread on why Harley riders don't wave :chase:

[SVboy]

wasnt whinging. Its just that kb has been reduced to discussing the weather.
Also, all my hookers have blown away.

Your hand got blown away? I thought you two were quite attached?

[kiwi cowboy]

well we could start a thread on why Harley riders don't wave :chase:

They dont:confused:well I wonder why that is :wait:I dunno.

[unstuck]

They dont:confused:well I wonder why that is :wait:I dunno.

Wouldn't matter what a sheepshagger like you was riding, no one is going to wave to you ya weirdo.:devil2:

[Banditbandit]

well we could start a thread on why Harley riders don't wave :chase:

Heaps of them waved at me the other day --- I flashed my lights and raised my left hand and flicked it around in circles ... All members of a large group going the other way waved at me ...

[kiwi cowboy]

Wouldn't matter what a sheepshagger like you was riding, no one is going to wave to you ya weirdo.:devil2:

:rolleyes:nothing to do again I see:Pokey::Pokey:I wouldn't wave to you ether poofta:girlfight::calm:

[scumdog]

[QUOTE=dinosaur;1130744354]well we could start a thread on why Harley riders don't wave :chase:[/QUOTE

Our why don't we start a special KB wave...

Oh, and another pretty dry and calm day here today, one shower late in the afternoon and that was it, no wind.

[unstuck]

Oh, and another pretty dry and calm day here today, one shower late in the afternoon and that was it, no wind.

Must have been coastal, no shower here. Nice day. Sounds like the poor Aucklanders have got more shit weather until sunday. :nya:

[george formby]

Must have been coastal, no shower here. Nice day. Sounds like the poor Aucklanders have got more shit weather until sunday. :nya:

Sod the slum dwellers, a bit of weather might put some weight in their loafers.

I have to take me hat off to the poor buggers who have been trying to keep the roads open, drivers safe from themselves, power fixed, roofs on, homes unflooded, etc. It's been relentless up here since Tuesday and it's turned to proper shit again tonight but the hi viz brigade are out & about doing their best. Kudos!
It's lashing down again & the winds howling. Had to skirt a couple of downed trees on the way home & hit countless potholes where the road is collapsing but hidden under water. I'm lucky to get home. Could be bleak in the mornin.

[Akzle]

Sod the slum dwellers, a bit of weather might put some weight in their loafers.

I have to take me hat off to the poor buggers who have been trying to keep the roads open, drivers safe from themselves, power fixed, roofs on, homes unflooded, etc. It's been relentless up here since Tuesday and it's turned to proper shit again tonight but the hi viz brigade are out & about doing their best. Kudos!
It's lashing down again & the winds howling. Had to skirt a couple of downed trees on the way home & hit countless potholes where the road is collapsing but hidden under water. I'm lucky to get home. Could be bleak in the mornin.

fuken best of it man.
Didnt fare too badly, need a week to dry out the hookers so if you need an end on a shovel or excavator or some shit let me know.

[george formby]

fuken best of it man.
Didnt fare too badly, need a week to dry out the hookers so if you need an end on a shovel or excavator or some shit let me know.

Generous. Thank you. No dramas at home apart from a new creek.

Shirley a wet hooker is better than a dry one?

[Akzle]

fffuuuukken mmmmooooiiiist!

[Brian d marge]

all seriousness aside. Its fuken windy.
Nice try butt pd u go

im off on another of me cycle rides

its minus 14 in masumoto the other day and about 10 ft in snow and u fellascomplain

fk u need the hrdndafkup pill

reckon there will be some retard . . sorry real retards cos u are some of the best people
im talking about the fking dumb arse crackers who every year get snow but still have no generator . .then cry omg

cockies mostly . . .probably newbies

fk em

[Brian d marge]

im eating fried chicken
killed in brazil and fkin toasted in japan
the salt came from a mine in ubekistan and the wine was trodden by some peasant . .well they pushed a button somewhere . . . cheap . .

#hardtimes

get some gasoline and harden the fk up
when theres 20 m of snow and an earthquake m9 and a fk off wave . . , or a fk off volcano that blows its top .
might stop masticating. .

or stop listening to kim hill

[PrincessBandit]

Haarp? I reckon this crappy windy weather is being manufactured by Wonderland Weather and BROLLY


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HW0j13EvTg

[unstuck]

Haarp? I reckon this crappy windy weather




What crappy weather, got a little sunburnt yesterday.:bleh:

[PrincessBandit]

What crappy weather, got a little sunburnt yesterday.:bleh:

:shit: so you mean the rest of the country doesn't have the same weather as Auckland!!!!!!!!! How can that be!

(I conveniently blocked out of my memory the reports of nice weather covering most of the SI last night; as a typical JAFA I only remember what the forecast is for what's north of Hamihole and Towel ronga)

[unstuck]

:shit: so you mean the rest of the country doesn't have the same weather as Auckland!!!!!!!!! How can that be!

(I conveniently blocked out of my memory the reports of nice weather covering most of the SI last night; as a typical JAFA I only remember what the forecast is for what's north of Hamihole and Towel ronga)

25 today with a light breeze.:innocent:
Think I will go and lay in the hammock and sip some lemonade while pondering my navel. :woohoo::woohoo:

[Fastmark]

25 today with a light breeze.:innocent:
Think I will go and lay in the hammock and sip some lemonade while pondering my navel. :woohoo::woohoo:

Now I'm impressed if you can find your naval, haven't seen mine in years, guess there bugger all else to do where you are:msn-wink:

[unstuck]

Now I'm impressed if you can find your naval, haven't seen mine in years, guess there bugger all else to do where you are:msn-wink:

Did all my work yesterday.:woohoo::woohoo:
Play time now.:Punk::Punk:

[mashman]

Just seen some of the sunburned mothers that spent yesterday afternoon on the beach. Show us yer whitebits :devil2:

[scumdog]

What crappy weather, got a little sunburnt yesterday.:bleh:

Likewise - for the last four days.

Lawnmowing is over-rated..

[unstuck]

Likewise - for the last four days.

Lawnmowing is over-rated..

Yeah, just done an oil and filter change on a surf, too hot for that shit I'm off back to the hammock.
Was at Nokomai station yesterday and it had to be 30 degrees out there. Back out there tomorrow too, and it will be even hotter. Better take my swimming gear me thinks.:sweatdrop

[PrincessBandit]

Just seen some of the sunburned mothers that spent yesterday afternoon on the beach. Show us yer whitebits :devil2:

Bloody hell - I've just been driving through lightning and thunder storms! (too much of a pussy to be riding)

[unstuck]

Bloody hell - I've just been driving through lightning and thunder storms! (too much of a pussy to be riding)


<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/ebt0BR5wHYs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>:woohoo::woohoo:

[mashman]

Bloody hell - I've just been driving through lightning and thunder storms! (too much of a pussy to be riding)

Well I wish I had the thunder and lightning as it's always been stunning to feel. Perhaps we can swap?

[dinosaur]

Were do you find virgins I haven't see one for decades

you won't find one in NZ
that's why Jesus wasn't born here, bit of a problem locating 3 wise men as well

[TheDemonLord]

Bloody hell - I've just been driving through lightning and thunder storms! (too much of a pussy to be riding)

It was epic riding through that - If only I had Moljnir and a Viking Helmet riding through the Storm.....

[PrincessBandit]

It was epic riding through that - If only I had Moljnir and a Viking Helmet riding through the Storm.....

To the strains of Wagner blasting heroically from your ipod?

[unstuck]

28 degrees, fuck this cold shit hole of a place.:woohoo::woohoo:

[TheDemonLord]

To the strains of Wagner blasting heroically from your ipod?

Well, Either that or something equally Epic but in a Metal strain

[unstuck]

Well, Either that or something equally Epic but in a Metal strain



<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/GH_AUUAAqqA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>:headbang::headbang::headbang:

[kiwi cowboy]

Did all my work yesterday.:woohoo::woohoo:
Play time now.:Punk::Punk:

Wanking is NOT working ya know (or so im told dunno meself I don't :tugger::cool:)

[unstuck]

Wanking is NOT working ya know (or so im told dunno meself I don't :tugger::cool:)

Neither is shagging your flock, but do I hold that against you?:nono:






Missed you sweetie.:heart::heart::finger:

[kiwi cowboy]

Neither is shagging your flock, but do I hold that against you?:nono:






Missed you sweetie.:heart::heart::finger:

What ya doin at nokamia? hear theres plenty sheep there but watch ya don't catch a weather:msn-wink:sweety.

[unstuck]

What ya doin at nokamia? hear theres plenty sheep there but watch ya don't catch a weather:msn-wink:sweety.

Got beehives there:2thumbsup

Told you before, I prefer goats. Plenty of them out there, but they are hard to catch.:devil2:

[kiwi cowboy]

Got beehives there:2thumbsup

Told you before, I prefer goats. Plenty of them out there, but they are hard to catch.:devil2:

:ar15::ar15::ar15::ar15::ar15::ar15::ar15::ar15::a r15::ar15::ar15::ar15::ar15::ar15::ar15::ar15::ar1 5::ar15::ar15:this time of year they would stay warm for a while:nya::nya::nya::killingme

[unstuck]

:ar15::ar15::ar15::ar15::ar15::ar15::ar15::ar15::a r15::ar15::ar15::ar15::ar15::ar15::ar15::ar15::ar1 5::ar15::ar15:this time of year they would stay warm for a while:nya::nya::nya::killingme

Not allowed to shoot em, they get paid well from the tourists for that pleasure. This weather they should be warm for bloody weeks. Must be hot up your way, been working in the yards naked again have you. :niceone:

[kiwi cowboy]

Not allowed to shoot em, they get paid well from the tourists for that pleasure. This weather they should be warm for bloody weeks. Must be hot up your way, been working in the yards naked again have you. :niceone:

Yep too friken hot up here. The heat we normally get in February now. No Nakedness in the yards though cos the cripts have sharp little horns I almost need one of those cricket boxes to protect myself:devil2:

[unstuck]

Yep too friken hot up here. The heat we normally get in February now. No Nakedness in the yards though cos the cripts have sharp little horns I almost need one of those cricket boxes to protect myself:devil2:

You love it really.:Punk::Punk:
Try not to melt, ya pansy.:love::love:

[TheDemonLord]

Wanking is NOT working ya know (or so im told dunno meself I don't :tugger::cool:)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co_DNpTMKXk