Bad Parents

[Biff]

The kids stay up to watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre - and the parents decide to play a joke on them the following morning.

[Sniper]

Ive seen that before, god its funny. I must remember that when I eventuall have children

[bugjuice]

lamfo.. I gotta try that some time..
it's like calling someone after they've just watched a movie like "The Ring" (no, not the porn one), and whisper "seven days....." and hang up.. course, has to be set up right

[Sniper]

lamfo.. I gotta try that some time..
it's like calling someone after they've just watched a movie like "The Ring" (no, not the porn one), and whisper "seven days....." and hang up.. course, has to be set up right

Give me a yell and I can help you with that :devil2:

[*sic]

HAHAAH class!

[Wolf]

it's like calling someone after they've just watched a movie like "The Ring" (no, not the porn one), and whisper "seven days....." and hang up.. course, has to be set up right
Yeah after we watched The Ring we discussed who we could loan it to just to give them a call afterwards...

[Motu]

Oh shit,that's good...but cruel!

I sit up with my boys watching a scary movie or video,and I say - ''you guys alright,not too scary??'' 'Oh yeah,it's just a movie,it doesn't worry us'.....one day I think...one day.....

[Patrick]

Beauty...what a laugh... which parent had to change the undies???

[Wolf]

Has to be told - if only to dispel the false impressions some here may have gained, that I am a nice person...

Years ago I was watching the Sunday Horrors. A friend of my brother (who had sort of become a foster brother) was visiting so we watched it together - a crappy B-Grade about werewolves.

After the movie I told him a pile of rubbish about werewolf legends being based on real-life lunatics who, affected by the full moon, felt compelled to kill. As it was not premeditated (but rather moon-induced mania) they were unarmed and had to use tooth and nail to slaughter their victims - the animal-like attack coupled with human footprints prompted the superstitious people to believe someone had turned into a wolf, blah, blah, bullshit, bullshit.

He then had to walk home, late at night - under a full moon.

He said his goodbyes and I said I couldn't see him to the door as I needed a piss. He headed out through the kitchen to the main door while I went into the hall - ostensibly to go to the toilet. Instead, I slipped out the side door and padded "softly softly catchee-monkey" down the side of the house.

He came out of the porch and stood in the middle of the path, staring up at the full moon.

I leaped out from the side of the house and let out a blood-curdling wolf's howl.

He let out a cheesy scream like one of the women in the reeeeaaaallllyy B-Grade movies and did the standing-on-one-leg-with-other-knee-in-ear "eek-there's-a-mouse" pose, as if he were trying to escape by running up one of his own legs. He really was terrified, not just taking the piss.

Had to let him back in the house for a cup of coffee and a cigarette to settle his jangled nerves and I was laughing so much I wished I really had gone to the toilet like I had said.

[Patrick]

Bloody well done...good laugh too...awesome.

[feistyredhead]

dang i love it i would do it to mine but hate to clean that kinda mess up! :Punk:

[DemonWolf]

haha.. thats a crackup.. very good!

[NotaGoth]

lmfao thats too funny.. though in a way I do feel sorry for the poor little buggers!

[Wolf]

I love the indignant, disbelieving "What's wrong with you?" at the end. Obviously the kids don't appreciate their parents' senses of humour.