There's a lot of it about

[Edbear]

Never know who you're going to meet on a day. Currently having our carpet replaced in the lounge/dining area and the guy doing it under contract is a lesson not to judge a book by its cover, for sure.

Turns out he not only drives an Audi S4, but also owns a 748 Duc! A keen biker from way back, naturally we had a lot in common. Unfortunately he is here to do a job, so we can't gasbag as much as we'd like.

As much as he loves the 748, he'd like a 916. There must be something in this carpet laying work... :niceone:

[unstuck]

Is he a God botherer too? Could be a match made in heaven. :love::innocent:

[Katman]

...and the guy doing it under contract is a lesson not to judge a book by its cover, for sure.

Surely there are plenty of other things you can judge him by.

Does he have tattoos?

Is he a recreational drug user?

Does he question official stories?

Has he ever had an abortion?

[thepom]

Ha ha ha ...think I just shit a kidney...

[BuzzardNZ]

Will he be forced to accept dodgy batteries as payment?

[Scuba_Steve]

As much as he loves the 748, he'd like a 916. There must be something in this carpet laying work... :niceone:

Yea cash moneys, lots & lots of cash moneys... But the knees & back work hard for it :yes:

[HenryDorsetCase]

Has he had an abortion?

enquiring minds.....

[Voltaire]

Yea cash moneys, lots & lots of cash moneys... But the knees & back work hard for it :yes:

Obviously wants a matching set of wrists to go with it.:lol:

cashies.....:2thumbsup

[EmBe]

the guy doing it under contract is a lesson not to judge a book by its cover, for sure.



why judge him to begin with?! :angry:
would it affect you if he didn't have an audi or ride a duc?

[Edbear]

why judge him to begin with?! :angry:
would it affect you if he didn't have an audi or ride a duc?

Ummm... It's an expression meaning that you don't know someone until you talk to them. Also, judging a person does not equate with condemming them. To judge is to form a conclusion.

Today he just seemed like an ordinary guy doing a job. To discover he is into bikes, sports cars, (he has a 400hp RX3), was a pleasant surprise. The lesson is that you never know who you are looking at.

[nodrog]

....... drives an Audi S4, but also owns a 748 Duc! A keen biker from way back, naturally we had a lot in common. ..........

OMFG!!! thats exactly the same as having a 20 year old MX5 and a Suzuki boulevard goatblower express thing. He must feel hes looking into a mirror.









The poor cunt.

[Maha]

Never know who you're going to meet on a day. Currently having our carpet replaced in the lounge/dining area and the guy doing it under contract is a lesson not to judge a book by its cover, for sure.

Turns out he not only drives an Audi S4, but also owns a 748 Duc! A keen biker from way back, naturally we had a lot in common. Unfortunately he is here to do a job, so we can't gasbag as much as we'd like.

As much as he loves the 748, he'd like a 916. There must be something in this carpet laying work... :niceone:

I used to come and have a coffee with you when I was doing flooring work in your area, good to have an hour or so off in the middle of the day, before you knock off.

Years ago I worked in flooring in Rotorua, a workmate had long hair, wore sharkies (wrap sunny's for those don't know) day or night, had tattoos', rode a Bonnie and was nearly always stoned to some degree, but he was bloody good vinyl layer. The boss would have to go with him to the jobs to ''assure'' the customer Shane was no threat.

[Katman]

I used to come and have a coffee with you when I was doing flooring work in your area....

Now I'm stumped.

Do you think Ed's forgotten, or do you think we care?

:scratch:

[Drew]

Now I'm stumped.
:scratch:

Did you kill your wife?

[skippa1]

OMFG!!! thats exactly the same as having a 20 year old MX5 and a Suzuki boulevard goatblower express thing. He must feel hes looking into a mirror.









The poor cunt.
Bahahaha:killingme:killingme:killingme


Post of the month

[cheshirecat]

Not pre judging etc. Big mistake I made was meeting up with an accountant who confessed to collecting Honda 50's - he had over 30 of them. After much hilarity we eventually went round to his place and there were all the '50's but in the garden shed was IOM racing Honda 250 and a 750 MV Augusta with open pipes. I'll never ever forget what sounded like the worlds most unsophisticated gravel crusher starting up then bursting into life with a spine tingling sound I'll never forget. Straight through open carbs and pipes with a clutch lever i could barely shift - 'oody 'ell.
Apparently when Honda pulled out of the IOM they just dumped things and he was in the right place at the right time, surprising thing about the engine was all he Araldite on the engine casings where his lordship had ground thru on the twisty bits - looked real bodge it and bend 'em.

[Maha]

Now I'm stumped.

Do you think Ed's forgotten, or do you think we care?

:scratch:

Keep up, I was referring this bit of Ed's post ''Unfortunately he is here to do a job, so we can't gasbag as much as we'd like.''

All you need now Ed, is for Bogan to post some infantile bullshit and you'll win the trifecta, well, winning is stretching it a bit, we'll talk about over a coffee sometime.

[Katman]

Keep up, I was referring this bit of Ed's post ''Unfortunately he is here to do a job, so we can't gasbag as much as we'd like.''


But you weren't there to do a job, were you Mark?

[bogan]

Keep up, I was referring this bit of Ed's post ''Unfortunately he is here to do a job, so we can't gasbag as much as we'd like.''

All you need now Ed, is for Bogan to post some infantile bullshit and you'll win the trifecta, well, winning is stretching it a bit, we'll talk about over a coffee sometime.

Funny how those on Ed's bandwagon take up his approach of attacking the person instead of the content as well.

Anyway, since you called, I'll add my thoughts to the mix. I'm living proof you can't judge a book by its cover. Not that you'd know because the whole fucking concept doesn't apply on the goddamn plebnet as my 'cover' is actually a big swinging dick bouncing all over this here keyboard (which is extra large form factor with aluminium (also fuck off you spell checker cunt there is a second 'i' in the and it's said as it is spelt) case and mechanical switches all so it can take the pounding) but due to swooning related injuries rising 45% from females and 15% from males I'm no longer allowed to broadcast that over the webcam.

Still, if it gives some self absorbed crotchety old fucks some form of perverse amusement to bitch behind someones back over coffee; guess that it is testament to the saying 'it's what you make of it', a saying far better applied here anyway.

PS, you got zero chance of the trifecta if Madness's lesbians are missing; the tri part refers to three you dopey fuck.

[Maha]

Drew taught me how to retain water

= three, might be a tad to cryptic for you this time of the night, but by morning you might figure it out.

[bogan]

= three, might be a tad to cryptic for you this time of the night, but by morning you might figure it out.

The fuck you babbling on about? You still being too gutless or incompetent to address what has actually been posted is not really up to any cryptological standard a monkey with a rubber mallet couldn't crack...

[jellywrestler]

Has he ever had an abortion? my aunties got three kids and had three abortions, think that means i've got three cousins and three cousins once removed.

[jellywrestler]

I used to come and have a coffee with you when I was doing flooring work in your area, good to have an hour or so off in the middle of the day, before you knock off.

Years ago I worked in flooring in Rotorua, a workmate had long hair, wore sharkies (wrap sunny's for those don't know) day or night, had tattoos', rode a Bonnie and was nearly always stoned to some degree, but he was bloody good vinyl layer. The boss would have to go with him to the jobs to ''assure'' the customer Brian Tamaki was no threat.
fixed it for ya.

[Madness]

http://cf.chucklesnetwork.com/items/4/2/9/2/6/original/how-does-one-join-this-lemon-party.jpg

[AllanB]

Is it like prejudging attractive women? And presuming they are interested in you?

Do religious people only shag missionary style?

Do all gays swallow?

[Drew]

Is it like prejudging attractive women? And presuming they are interested in you? Loads of guys seem to think that a gay guy is instantly attracted to them. So I'm assuming they think the same about hot chicks.


Do religious people only shag missionary style?If they do, it bloody works. Look at the tribe Stroudy has!


Do all gays swallow?Surely!

[Maha]

The fuck you babbling on about? You still being too gutless or incompetent to address what has actually been posted is not really up to any cryptological standard a monkey with a rubber mallet couldn't crack...

Lets have a 'crack' at the thread subject...'judge a book by its cover'

Back in Mag Days, there was a Skype meeting with you in Palmerston North, you sat there like a flat bottle of piss, Fatt Max even asked you if you're still with us? because he thought the Skype feed had stalled. You had a lot to say on the Mag forum, but seem to have trouble expressing yourself when fronted in person, I'd imagine that trait remains to this day based on current form.

No monkey's were hurt during the making of this message.

[Drew]

Lets have a 'crack' at the thread subject...'judge a book by its cover'

Back in Mag Days, there was a Skype meeting with you in Palmerston North, you sat there like a flat bottle of piss, Fatt Max even asked you if you're still with us? because he thought the Skype feed had stalled. You had a lot to say on the Mag forum, but seem to have trouble expressing yourself when fronted in person, I'd imagine that trait remains to this day based on current form.

No monkey's were hurt during the making of this message.

That doesn't explain the reference to me. Are you implying that I don't have the conviction to confront issues in person?

[bogan]

Lets have a 'crack' at the thread subject...'judge a book by its cover'

Back in Mag Days, there was a Skype meeting with you in Palmerston North, you sat there like a flat bottle of piss, Fatt Max even asked you if you're still with us? because he thought the Skype feed had stalled. You had a lot to say on the Mag forum, but seem to have trouble expressing yourself when fronted in person, I'd imagine that trait remains to this day based on current form.

No monkey's were hurt during the making of this message.

Exactly why I made the comment that I'm living proof not to judge a book by its cover. I'm well aware that at a first impression I come off as a shy individual. I'm not aware of ever meeting you in person so not sure why you feel qualified to comment on that; then again I'm not sure why you brought my 'cover' into this in the first place, I'm mean surely you wouldn't suggest judging me based on it? I mean it didn't stop me from getting up in front of the 500 odd bikers assembled at palmy and giving them the rundown for the bikoi, it didn't stop me making VP in mag once some other notable members spit the dummy and fucked off; though it did stop me taking on the top spot because I know I don't have the charisma etc for that role.

Like I said, it is what you make of it, seems you would rather just skim read through to find excerpts which suit your preconceived ideals... Hey, that's another Ed trait, no wonder you get on so well :laugh:


That doesn't explain the reference to me. Are you implying that I don't have the conviction to confront issues in person?

I'm still unsure if he is implying that I don't either...

[BuzzardNZ]

For those that don't know, what is MAG?

[Stirts]

For those that don't know, what is MAG?

Male Arse Grabbers

[Maha]

That doesn't explain the reference to me. Are you implying that I don't have the conviction to confront issues in person?

I make reference to any easy target, and the queue for that is endless on here.

[awayatc]

The lesson is that you never know who you are looking at.

Yeah I know the feeling....

happens to me everytime I shave......

[Maha]

Exactly why I made the comment that I'm living proof not to judge a book by its cover. I'm well aware that at a first impression I come off as a shy individual. I'm not aware of ever meeting you in person so not sure why you feel qualified to comment on that; then again I'm not sure why you brought my 'cover' into this in the first place, I'm mean surely you wouldn't suggest judging me based on it? I mean it didn't stop me from getting up in front of the 500 odd bikers assembled at palmy and giving them the rundown for the bikoi, it didn't stop me making VP in mag once some other notable members spit the dummy and fucked off; though it did stop me taking on the top spot because I know I don't have the charisma etc for that role.

Like I said, it is what you make of it, seems you would rather just skim read through to find excerpts which suit your preconceived ideals... Hey, that's another Ed trait, no wonder you get on so well :laugh:


How cute that you feel the need to justify yourself. :rolleyes:

[bogan]

How cute that you feel the need to justify yourself. :rolleyes:

Just speaks to the point that you can't judge a book by its cover eh Maha. Actions speak louder than covers, so it guess it is time for your usual form of action; ie, avoiding the points you don't like and fucking off. I mean clearly you've made a head start on the first part...

[buggerit]

Never know who you're going to meet on a day. Currently having our carpet replaced in the lounge/dining area and the guy doing it under contract is a lesson not to judge a book by its cover, for sure.

Turns out he not only drives an Audi S4, but also owns a 748 Duc! A keen biker from way back, naturally we had a lot in common. Unfortunately he is here to do a job, so we can't gasbag as much as we'd like.

As much as he loves the 748, he'd like a 916. There must be something in this carpet laying work... :niceone:

You are right about not judging a book by its cover, Warren Buffet drives a Lincoln Town Car built in 2001 with the P plate THRIFTY.
Sometimes through conversation you can meet the most interesting people where you would never expect,I wonder how much of
this pleasure will be lost with the advent of txting and email.

[jellywrestler]

Male Arse Grabbers

So that the club Drews president of?

[Stirts]

So that the club Drews president of?

The very one, and the **** dungeon is their club house.

[Drew]

The very one, and the **** dungeon is their club house.

The door is always open to you too!

[awayatc]

Backdoor no doubt..........?

[Stirts]

The door is always open to you too!

All talk...
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[Banditbandit]

Has he ever had an abortion?

He's had a doooocati - close enough ..

[Drew]

All talk...
Bring on the 'Barry Sheene'!

[Stirts]

Bring on the 'Barry Sheene'!

I'll bring my rubber boots!!

[jasonu]

Will he be forced to accept dodgy batteries as payment?

or a set of highly recommended leathers perhaps...

[Edbear]

You are right about not judging a book by its cover, Warren Buffet drives a Lincoln Town Car built in 2001 with the P plate THRIFTY.
Sometimes through conversation you can meet the most interesting people where you would never expect,I wonder how much of
this pleasure will be lost with the advent of txting and email.\

I hope not. It's amusing wandering around a show or down the street and watching everyone glued to their phones! They miss out on seeing people!


or a set of highly recommended leathers perhaps...

It was an insurance job, courtesy of a little dog, but he is very interested in the batteries... ;)

[BuzzardNZ]

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It was an insurance job, courtesy of a little dog, but he is very interested in the batteries... ;)

Cool, if he's that interested and wants to find out more you could point him in this direction ---> http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/133375-Shorai-LFX-lithium-batteries :yes: