A few months riding actually riding a bike, not a keyboard

[Str8 Jacket]

So I've been out riding, just about clicked over 74,000k's on my Goose and you lot are still in here waving your fucking handbags around. Somethings never change, bitches always gonna be crazy.

[AllanB]

Fucks sake - Mods please ban this guy. Jesus, riding his motorcycle must be a 2 month ban?

[mossy1200]

So I've been out riding, just about clicked over 74,000k's on my Goose and you lot are still in here waving your fucking handbags around. Somethings never change, bitches always gonna be crazy.

My bitches been riding me for 12 years. I think shes crazy also.

[caseye]

Ban? Str8 Jacket. Honourable general , sir, are you outta yer fuck'n mind??????????????
Rid'n aye, good for you.
Done a bit of that lately wifey in tow on her newest machine bout 2.5 thousand K's in last 5 weekends, more for her, riding too and from work as well, rain hail or snow.
On Ya.
There's bitches here in KB? Na Shirley knot.

[AllanB]

Hey the best thing is that despite you being away for some time ........ Ed's battery thread is still going ..........:facepalm:

[Str8 Jacket]

Hey the best thing is that despite you being away for some time ........ Ed's battery thread is still going ..........:facepalm:

Ed is the only person that I have on block on KB. My psychologist says that it's for the best

[GrayWolf]

So I've been out riding, just about clicked over 74,000k's on my Goose and you lot are still in here waving your fucking handbags around. Somethings never change, bitches always gonna be crazy.

Thats it, cruelty to animals.. riding a goose?? Ya sick fucker!!! :laugh:

No wonder you had to come back on here!! :bleh:

[Gremlin]

So I've been out riding, just about clicked over 74,000k's on my Goose and you lot are still in here waving your fucking handbags around. Somethings never change, bitches always gonna be crazy.
74k? Pah, you need to do some more mileage, both bikes I ride have more than that :D

Fucks sake - Mods please ban this guy. Jesus, riding his motorcycle must be a 2 month ban?
As a mod, I propose if you don't ride your bike, you get a ban :innocent: Also, please note OP is a girl...

[unstuck]

Also, please note OP is a girl...

A girl!!!! On a biker site, what the fuck is the world coming to.:brick:

Next they will be wanting to go out and work, and shit. :angry:

[TheDemonLord]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmd5duw3Ls1qafrh6.jpg

[HenryDorsetCase]

What's a motorbike again?

[Stirts]

What's a motorbike again?

A really cool ornament that sits in your garage. And when you finally have the chance to ride it, it tells you to roaw, roaw, pooooooooosh :weep:

[avgas]

What's a motorbike again?
Like a non-water proof car.

Or a really heavy bicycle.

They really are quite useless and impractical. Only retards buy them.

[GrayWolf]

A girl!!!! On a biker site, what the fuck is the world coming to.:brick:

Next they will be wanting to go out and work, and shit. :angry:

It's OK mate, you'll be fine down there in Grrrrrrrrrrrrr, until they want to learn to play the Banjo :blip:

[Big Dog]

74k? Pah, you need to do some more mileage, both bikes I ride have more than that :D

As a mod, I propose if you don't ride your bike, you get a ban :innocent: Also, please note OP is a girl...

Seconded.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[nodrog]

So I've been out riding, just about clicked over 74,000k's on my Goose and you lot are still in here waving your fucking handbags around. Somethings never change, bitches always gonna be crazy.

Yeah my car broke down once too bro!

[Str8 Jacket]

Yeah my car broke down once too bro!

Bro, that must've sucked. The world is safer place cause I can't drive!

[nodrog]

..... The world is safer place cause I can't drive!

how come?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUubekjUy3U

[AllanB]

Are girls allowed to vote this year?

[unstuck]

Are girls allowed to vote this year?

Only if they have burnt their bra, but we need pics as proof. :whistle:

[swtfa]

Only if they have burnt their bra, but we need pics as proof. :whistle:

I'm trying but I'm having trouble downloading the photo :weep:

[AllanB]

I'm trying but I'm having trouble downloading the photo :weep:

299438


Anyone remember what this thread was about?

[AllanB]

I have just noticed that in that image the women burning bras are still wearing them.

WTF - have they all double braed? Iss doubling up ones bra a fashion statement?

Is it something done in colder climates?

Has the OP been wearing two bras when riding her motorcycle?

[R650R]

I have just noticed that in that image the women burning bras are still wearing ?

You can't have a political protest without a bit of blatant hypocracy/double standards and contradiction... LOL
Kinda like those green peace protestors with iPhones and other goods made from petroleum derived plastics and then there's the vegans that still eat lollies (guess where gelatine comes from)...

[cc rider]

A girl!!!! On a biker site, what the fuck is the world coming to.:brick:

Next they will be wanting to go out and work, and shit. :angry:Bite my knitted willy warmer :bleh:


Hey Str8 Laced, nice to hear from you. :yes:

[Katiepie]

The world is safer place cause I can't drive!

Yes, yes it is. :Police:

[Laava]

Bite my knitted willy warmer :bleh:


Hey Str8 Laced, nice to hear from you. :yes:

You haven't got a willy you silly girl!
Have you?

[cc rider]

You haven't got a willy you silly girl!
Have you?:no: butt l did lose my sock




unstuck's gonna get it :kick:

[unstuck]

:no: butt l did lose my sock




unstuck's gonna get it :kick:

:bleh::bleh::chase:

[kevfromcoro]

You been on that thing for 2 months ?

Bout time you got off

Must be busting for a piss

:laugh:

[Maha]

Anyone remember what this thread was about?

Muffins? :drinknsin

[limbimtimwim]

So I've been out riding, just about clicked over 74,000k's on my Goose and you lot are still in here waving your fucking handbags around. Somethings never change, bitches always gonna be crazy.I know right? These cunts. Seriously.

[Robbo]

You haven't got a willy you silly girl!
Have you?

With what she's got she can have all the willys she wants. :rolleyes:

[eelracing]

Fucks sake - Mods please ban this guy. Jesus, riding his motorcycle must be a 2 month ban?


A girl!!!! On a biker site, what the fuck is the world coming to.:brick:

Next they will be wanting to go out and work, and shit. :angry:

What a pair of sexists you guys are.

I mean, It's not like she's got to reverse it you know.

[Drew]

What a pair of sexists you guys are.

I mean, It's not like she's got to reverse it you know.

Or parallel park it.

I'm not sure how I feel about the implications of the opening post, but I will bite my tongue since mine and Hel's relationship is tenuos at best. And we share a social circle to an extent.

Anyone else wanna start a similar thread?

[willytheekid]

Bite my knitted willy warmer :bleh:



You haven't got a willy you silly girl!
Have you?


With what she's got she can have all the willys she wants. :rolleyes:


:confused:....

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/1530413312/h43BF7016/

[nodrog]

Or parallel park it.

I'm not sure how I feel about the implications of the opening post, but I will bite my tongue since mine and Hel's relationship is tenuos at best. And we share a social circle to an extent.

Anyone else wanna start a similar thread?

Dont be a softcock, rip into it.

Its all about the shits and giggles.

[Drew]

Its all about the shits and giggles.You'd think that eh.

I slightly resent the implication that anyone is more of a biker than me, based on post count or kilometers travelled.

[nodrog]

You'd think that eh.

I slightly resent the implication that anyone is more of a biker than me, based on post count or kilometers travelled.

True, most of us just base it on the fact we have been upside down less than you.

[Drew]

True, most of us just base it on the fact we have been upside down less than you.

I'm willing to bet you've been flipped over plenty!

[nodrog]

I'm willing to bet you've been flipped over plenty!

Sssssssh! Fucksakes man, keep it on the down low. Al will be heartbroken.

[swarfie]

Sssssssh! Fucksakes man, keep it on the down low. Al will be heartbroken.

Louder louder louder

[avgas]

With what she's got she can have all the willys she wants. :rolleyes:
A motorbike?

[willytheekid]

Louder louder louder

...:confused:

http://media.giphy.com/media/HKnyIxtVAZZS/original.gif


SURE IS FUN THO!!

[cc rider]

With what she's got she can have all the willys she wants. :rolleyes:


A motorbike?Better still... my own race chair http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt229/GetBack_photo/SidecarSmiley.gif


Not that being on my knees has got me any. :facepalm:

:thud:

[cc rider]

With what she's got she can have all the willys she wants. :rolleyes:


A motorbike?Better still... my own race chair http://i536.photobucket.com/albums/ff325/Richard-NL/zijspan%20smileys/550968357_7Tuak-O.gif


Not that being on my knees has got me any. :facepalm:

:thud: