Creative crash excuse

[R650R]

Woman lets god drive car, immediately runs down biker! http://www.inquisitr.com/1365065/woman-lets-god-drive-car-anthony-oliveri/

Have we a thread on this site for random news like this, seems waste to start new thread...

[willytheekid]

:crazy:

Guy took it like a bloody champ!
http://www.journalgazette.net/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20140718/LOCAL07/307189988/1043/LOCAL07
...He will be back in the saddle in no time :headbang:

http://australianclimatemadness.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/ali-g-respect1.jpg

...honestly have no words re the driver :facepalm:...I mean seriously!....W...T...F!

[slofox]

Must have been god driving when I rear-ended that car last year...:whistle:

[avgas]

I hope God has a good lawyer. I imagine meeting "Jesus" in prison will take on a new meaning.
http://www.sickchirpse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Weird-Bad-Jesus-Tattoo-Deep-South.jpg

[Swoop]

Those teeth are f*cking scary. Oddly like Heilen Clerke's fangs.

[unstuck]

Those teeth are f*cking scary. Oddly like Heilen Clerke's fangs.

At least the fuckers got teeth.
My fault for being a smart bastard I guess.:laugh: