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Shaun Harris
4th August 2014, 16:53
Who has any good rumours to have a laugh about, there must be some good ones out there

Shaun Harris
4th August 2014, 17:02
Andrew Stroud is coming back to racing

FJRider
4th August 2014, 17:29
I heard ... there will be a BIG crack down on those caught cheating ... :shifty:

ellipsis
4th August 2014, 17:57
...I cheated a few seasons back...raced my Pre '72 in Pre'82 because I could not get it through a lot of thick cunts heads that my bike was Pre '72...opted to cheat myself out of lots of pointy end racing to be lapped by a bunch of GS1000's...it seemed a lot easier than being called a cheat...iykwim...oh fuck, wrong thread...

Shaun Harris
4th August 2014, 18:04
Craig shirriffs to world debut race the new R1 Yamaha and win

Drew
4th August 2014, 18:06
Rumor has it that Shaun Harris is gonna race again.

I couldn't see it.

FJRider
4th August 2014, 18:08
<_<
Rumor has it that Shaun Harris is gonna race again.

I couldn't see it.

too old ... :shifty:

Shaun Harris
4th August 2014, 18:11
Rumor has it that Shaun Harris is gonna race again.

I couldn't see it.



I can't participate in Rumour involving my name currently without any facts

nodrog
4th August 2014, 18:14
Rumour has it Shaun Harris hit his head at the IOMTT.

Drew
4th August 2014, 18:17
Rumour has it Shaun Harris hit his head at the IOMTT.

Rumour has it he'd (he had, Shaun) hit it a shit load before that.

Shaun Harris
4th August 2014, 18:20
Rumour has it there is 2 of me now since the head injury and often what one of me says is total bullshit, r the highs and lows of Bipolar pfffffft

Shaun Harris
4th August 2014, 18:21
Billy WON LOTTO on Saturday and is going to invent a road race series offering real cash prize money again

Shaun Harris
4th August 2014, 18:24
some PUSSIE of this site contacted a certain organisation within hours of me starting a thread recently to demand action, apparently he suffers from short man syndrome

Drew
4th August 2014, 18:31
some PUSSIE of this site contacted a certain organisation within hours of me starting a thread recently to demand action, apparently he suffers from short man syndrome
Rumour has it that you fucken deserve that and worse.

Shaun Harris
4th August 2014, 18:35
with rumour there is no fact

Drew
4th August 2014, 18:40
with rumour there is no fact

That's not true at all. A rumour may be completely factual, and unbiased truth. It's the lack of proof that makes it a rumour.

I get context and meanings wrong a fair bit with definitions, you probably still shouldn't challenge me though.

Shaun Harris
4th August 2014, 18:46
[QUOTE=Drew;1130755324] It's the lack of proof that makes it a rumour.



scemantics almost but a lawyer also said the exact same thing to a mate of mine an old ex racer once upon a time.

Drew
4th August 2014, 18:54
scemantics almost but a lawyer also said the exact same thing to a mate of mine an old ex racer once upon a time.Have you found an adult to help with your replies? "Semantics" by the way.

Shaun Harris
4th August 2014, 18:57
Have you found an adult to help with your replies? "Semantics" by the way.





who you talking to willis, me or him? and thanks again

Shaun Harris
4th August 2014, 19:01
1) apparently it is ok to allow a rider to use ram air fitted to a production motorcycle that did not come with them

Drew
4th August 2014, 19:01
1) apparently it is ok to allow a rider to use ram air fitted to a production motorcycle that did not come with themRumor has it that not getting caught, is as good as not breaking the rules.

Maha
4th August 2014, 19:08
with rumour there is no fact


Rumour = A currently circulating story or report of uncertain or doubtful truth (thanks Mr Oxford)
No fact connected until proven so.

Kickaha
4th August 2014, 19:11
rumour has it Shaun is going to race the Isle of Man on a sidecar :tugger:

swarfie
4th August 2014, 19:18
rumour has it Shaun is going to race the Isle of Man on a sidecar :tugger:

That's not a rumour. He stated that a while ago in the sidecar thread. Not sure who would want to swing for him though....not me for sure :facepalm:

Shaun Harris
4th August 2014, 19:20
Rumour = A currently circulating story or report of uncertain or doubtful truth (thanks Mr Oxford)
No fact connected until proven so.




Rumour has it that a certain matter could end up costing a certain orgs membership a shit load of money for there potentiall actions based on a rumour posted on a web site for a laugh from a person who is a proven moron fact!

Shaun Harris
4th August 2014, 19:24
Rumor has it that not getting caught, is as good as not breaking the rules.



Rumor has it is far to hard to check all crankshafts for to much lightening machine work done to them but FACT is the machineist still has all the saved recorded data and will NOT ever be doing any again after a recent rumor release

Shaun Harris
4th August 2014, 19:25
That's not a rumour. He stated that a while ago in the sidecar thread. Not sure who would want to swing for him though....not me for sure :facepalm:




Rumor has it shaun would not have a BALLLESS swinger anyway

Shaun Harris
4th August 2014, 19:29
Unrelated rumor, I heard a rumor that I have an uncle managing a Buisness section of IRD

haydes55
4th August 2014, 19:31
Rumor has it shaun would not have a BALLLESS swinger anyway


*Puts my hand up again*

swarfie
4th August 2014, 19:36
Rumor has it shaun would not have a BALLLESS swinger anyway

haha...you obviously don't know me too well Shaun. Nobody can accuse me of not having a decent nutbag!

Mom
4th August 2014, 19:40
This thread is in the racing forum and needs to be binned to R&R or PD.

FACT!

Shaun Harris
4th August 2014, 19:49
haha...you obviously don't know me too well Shaun. Nobody can accuse me of not having a decent nutbag!






I do not know anyone called swarfie full stop= I may know you by your real name though? so do I?

Shaun Harris
4th August 2014, 19:52
This thread is in the racing forum and needs to be binned to R&R or PD.

FACT!






Rumour has it I will follow it to the end of earth now, and the last time I said that it took 12 years to achieve the goal but the goal was achieved as I am no quitter, a fuk wit often YES


MOM, it is about racing and FACTS will fly before to long

swarfie
4th August 2014, 19:55
I do not know anyone called swarfie full stop= I may know you by your real name though? so do I?

If you look at my avatar it may remind you of what I ride and how sideways I normally am on the track....large nutbag....:niceone:

Kickaha
4th August 2014, 19:56
*Puts my hand up again*

You're obviously considerably less intelligent than I thought


This thread is in the racing forum and needs to be binned to R&R or PD.

FACT!
PD gets my vote

Shaun Harris
4th August 2014, 19:57
If you look at my avatar it may remind you of what I ride and how sideways I normally am on the track....large nutbag....:niceone:




sorry man I do not watch the chair racing any more unless Adam is in it and then I am watching him

Kickaha
4th August 2014, 19:58
If you look at my avatar it may remind you of what I ride and how sideways I normally am on the track. nutbag.

Scrivy said you ride like a pussy :whistle:

swarfie
4th August 2014, 20:00
Scrivy said you ride like a pussy :whistle:

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::violin:

Shaun Harris
4th August 2014, 20:00
You're obviously considerably less intelligent than I thought


PD gets my vote





I do not care where this thread goes, it will always be followed by me and exsposed to many many more people in another forum.

haydes55
4th August 2014, 20:04
You're obviously considerably less intelligent than I thought





PD gets my vote


Sidecars are dangerous anyway, why be picky about who you jump on for? You could just as easily fall off a top outfit, as you would with a brain damaged rider.

Drew
4th August 2014, 20:08
Sidecars are dangerous anyway, why be picky about who you jump on for? You could just as easily fall off a top outfit, as you would with a brain damaged rider.

Pretty lax attitude, good luck getting a ride on a chair with any one actually likely to race.

Shaun Harris
4th August 2014, 20:11
Pretty lax attitude, good luck getting a ride on a chair with any one actually likely to race.





Not everyone is totally perfect at what they do Drew- he does do speedway already

Kickaha
4th August 2014, 20:15
Sidecars are dangerous anyway, why be picky about who you jump on for? You could just as easily fall off a top outfit, as you would with a brain damaged rider.
Nowhere near as dangerous as most people think and a brain damaged rider is more likely to sit you on your arse than a top rider

he does do speedway already
Yeah it shows

Drew
4th August 2014, 20:19
Not everyone is totally perfect at what they do Drew- he does do speedway already

Is that a rumour, or a fact?

Swinging for a good rider, means he's less likely to land on his arse. Saying he expects to get dumped leads me to think I shouldn't trust him to be where he needs to be when things get interesting.

Shaun Harris
4th August 2014, 20:26
Is that a rumour, or a fact?


woops that was fact

Swinging for a good rider, means he's less likely to land on his arse. Saying he expects to get dumped leads me to think I shouldn't trust him to be where he needs to be when things get interesting.


I see what you are saying, but I am confident it is just simple brave talk, in that he understands and accepts that shit can happen

Drew
4th August 2014, 20:28
I see what you are saying, but I am confident it is just simple brave talk, in that he understands and accepts that shit can happen

More power to ya. $500 still got your name all over it when ya buy the Agip.

Shaun Harris
4th August 2014, 20:32
More power to ya. $500 still got your name all over it when ya buy the Agip.





Rumours has caused an issue with me racing again Drew apparently after a phone call received today

Drew
4th August 2014, 20:35
Rumours has caused an issue with me racing again Drew apparently after a phone call received today

Hahahahahaha, are you not allowed a license?

Shaun Harris
4th August 2014, 20:36
Hahahahahaha, are you not allowed a license?






I have no facts to confirm, just rumour at this stage

Skunk
4th August 2014, 20:44
Cheaters will be policing the cheaters at Nationals. That's the rumour I heard.

nodrog
4th August 2014, 20:46
Sidecars are dangerous anyway, why be picky about who you jump on for? You could just as easily fall off a top outfit, as you would with a brain damaged rider.

Surely you are taking the piss?

Shaun Harris
4th August 2014, 20:55
Cheaters will be policing FOR the cheaters at Nationals. That's the rumour I heard.


Ive also heard that via a phone call as part of a mans punishment clause

Pumba
4th August 2014, 21:31
I do not care where this thread goes, it will always be followed by me and exsposed to many many more people in another forum.

Stop talking in fucking riddles. If you have got something to say fucking say it and stand by it.

Otherwise fuck off. (Was going to follow that with more words but realised it didn't add anything)

Shaun Harris
4th August 2014, 23:25
Stop talking in fucking riddles. If you have got something to say fucking say it and stand by it.

Otherwise fuck off. (Was going to follow that with more words but realised it didn't add anything)






RUMOUR has it you are actually quite slow on the uptake



There I said it

husaberg
4th August 2014, 23:56
RUMOUR has it you are actually quite slow on the uptake



There I said it

yet it took you 2 hours to formulate the reply:bleh:

avgas
5th August 2014, 04:26
MX125's will be allowed in buckets next year.

Paeroa 2015 is cancelled.

Ducati and Harley are to race 250cc bikes next year.

Suspension modifications will become illegal in 50% of classes by 2020.

doc
5th August 2014, 06:54
10 characters

Tony.OK
5th August 2014, 08:46
I heard a rumour that Drew is actually Shauns illegitimate love child, and now has abandonment daddy issues :crazy:

Drew
5th August 2014, 08:57
I heard a rumour that Drew is actually Shauns illegitimate love child, and now has abandonment daddy issues :crazy:

I heard that Tony and Darren Humphreys are fielding a sidecar in the upcoming national points series.

Tony.OK
5th August 2014, 09:11
I heard that Tony and Darren Humphreys are fielding a sidecar in the upcoming national points series.

Hahahaa, but you taught me to stay away from gingas!

If its free I might be able to afford it :(

Shaun Harris
5th August 2014, 09:45
rumour is one man is going to announce his doccumented conflict of interest on a certain matter and divorce himself from the judgement panel

willytheekid
5th August 2014, 09:54
Rumer has it

...that most of you racers types are to scared to even ride on the road!:laugh:
...possibly due to the fact that you can't "memorise" a road and theres the necessary requirement of basic commonsence!:facepalm:
...hence, we just keep you lot on well fenced "safe" race tracks so your ego's & bodys don't get bruised!:pinch:

...cos you bitches be trippin!:motu:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-EHzHtzNslis/UWERjb3fzNI/AAAAAAAAGsM/HUFCawRbR_4/s400/Women-Racing-In-High-Heels-Bitches-Be-Trippin-Funny-Epic-Fail.jpg



ps...just kidding!:love::killingme


pps...Nodrog said i could ride!:eek:...didn't know he liked praying?:confused:

Shaun Harris
5th August 2014, 13:38
word is filming of a new TV Bike related doco will be starting in New Plymouth next month

Banditbandit
5th August 2014, 16:39
Rumour has it there is 2 of me now since the head injury and often what one of me says is total bullshit, r the highs and lows of Bipolar pfffffft

Yeah ?? True ... Which one says the bullshit ??? How do you tell ??? Or are you both Drew and Moto-Dynamix ?????

husaberg
5th August 2014, 17:57
Yeah ?? True ... Which one says the bullshit ??? How do you tell ??? Or are you both Drew and Moto-Dynamix ?????

if they ever have a fight my money is on the u⃥g⃥l⃥y⃥ uglier one and we know who that is aye....;)

Maha
5th August 2014, 18:29
Thread subscription added....fact.

Shaun Harris
5th August 2014, 18:43
Rumour- I do my best to entertain but often fail- Dam that's rumour an fact, must be both of me at once eh

Maha
5th August 2014, 18:56
Rumour- I do my best to entertain but often fail- Dam that's rumour an fact, must be both of me at once eh

Indeed it is fact Shaun... Mr Entertainment should be stitched (not necessarily triple stitched) onto your leathers mate..:laugh:

Shaun Harris
5th August 2014, 18:58
Indeed it is fact Shaun... Mr Entertainment should be stitched (not necessarily triple stitched) onto your leathers mate..:laugh:



Fact 1st, if ya can't laugh at ya self you got problems


Rumour now, apparently I genuinely cared about getting abuse on here

merv
5th August 2014, 19:00
Sounds like a gremlin got into that story.

Maha
5th August 2014, 19:05
Fact 1st, if ya can't laugh at ya self you got problems


Rumour now, apparently I genuinely cared about getting abuse on here

Faction, it seems to slip off you easier than a chop in a stone din fry pan.

Shaun Harris
5th August 2014, 19:16
Faction, it seems to slip off you easier than a chop in a stone din fry pan.






Rumour, I am a slippery prick:Punk:

Shaun Harris
5th August 2014, 21:57
Rumour is I will never walk away from the Racing scene no matter what- even if it just to totally commit to shit sterin and y;all know Im NO QUITTER, as it gave me a life and kept me out of Prison, that is FACT

husaberg
5th August 2014, 22:00
Rumour, I am a slippery prick:Punk:

Drew won't need to bring the KY then?;)

Kickaha
5th August 2014, 22:20
Rumour has it Husaberk will have a Bucket going for the Greymouth street race 2019

husaberg
5th August 2014, 22:23
Rumour has it Husaberk will have a Bucket going for the Greymouth street race 2019

if it was which would be unlikely It will not be a GN as I am not gay....... (not that there is anything wrong with being Gay but owning a GN and thinking it is a race bike is fucking perverted)

Kickaha
5th August 2014, 22:29
but owning a GN and thinking it is a race bike is fucking perverted
At least it goes

husaberg
5th August 2014, 22:31
At least it goes

It is a GN Warwick.............it should go woof.............................................. .................................................. ..... (with some petrol and a match)
Anyway you own lycra shorts so any came back you have is invalid

Shaun Harris
6th August 2014, 06:51
[QUOTE=husaberg;1130755925]It is a GN Warwick.............it should go woof.............................................. .................................................. ..... (with some petrol and a match)



Now that is Fact

avgas
6th August 2014, 07:35
...that most of you racers types are to scared to even ride on the road!:laugh:
I heard this also.

Drew
6th August 2014, 08:56
I heard this also.

Bring it.

I ride on the road.

willytheekid
6th August 2014, 09:28
Bring it.

I ride on the road.

But...rumour has it:confused:...thats not what the police report said!

http://img3.owned.com/media/images/2/1/1/8/21189/she_told_me_not_to_leave_the_house_540.jpg

:laugh:

Shaun Harris
6th August 2014, 10:28
Must be a rumour as I only read it on the internet but this was what was said-----------" A president of a sporting org over seas offered to pay for an appeal against the org he is the president of- wow is all I can say to that"

nodrog
6th August 2014, 11:28
I heard this also.


Bring it.

I ride on the road.

Same.

but only secretly, some how having a race license means everybody wants to race you.

Drew
6th August 2014, 12:16
Same.

but only secretly, some how having a race license means everybody wants to race you.

I find people don't like me following them. Being a racer makes them worried they're holding me up or summat.

Katman
6th August 2014, 12:17
I find people don't like me following them. Being a racer makes them worried they're holding me up or summat.

I'd be more worried that you'd be checking my arse out.

Drew
6th August 2014, 12:39
I'd be more worried that you'd be checking my arse out.

If you were in front of me, I'd be looking for the nearest cliff to ride off.

willytheekid
6th August 2014, 15:29
Same.

but only secretly, some how having a race license means everybody wants to race you.

:shit:...I get those phone calls to!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdjh3wpk5K1r2njfyo1_500.jpg

:laugh:

avgas
7th August 2014, 04:10
I find people don't like me following them. Being a racer makes them worried they're holding me up or summat.
Nah they are scared you will beat them up for speeding. Looking like a power ranger an all :lol:
http://www.rangercentral.com/database/1993_mightymorphin/images/mmpr-ar-sharks.jpg

avgas
7th August 2014, 04:10
If you were in front of me, I'd be looking for the nearest cliff to ride off.
I keep forgetting you guys don't have those on the track.

FYI they are dangerous.:jerry: