Quick, call 111. Someone jizzed in my letterbox!

[Mr Skid]

<img src="http://media.apn.co.nz/webcontent/image/jpg/8firefighter.JPG">
Picture / Greg Bowker
<!-- Original ID: 10344758 --> Firemen remove suspicious substance
09.09.05

A firefighter wearing a chemical suit and breathing apparatus removes a suspicious substance from a letterbox in Parnell, Auckland, yesterday.

Police and firemen were called to the address after a resident discovered the substance in her letterbox.

A Fire Service spokesman said the Birdwood Cres resident reported finding two to three tablespoons of a "creamy white substance".

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/search/story.cfm?storyid=%1E%FB%F8%C5%29%B4%BAL

[Paul in NZ]

Must be that Spam male I've been hearing so much about...

[Motu]

I'm not swallowing that!.....or it could just be a load of crap...

[crshbndct]

bird probably took a shit on something which was put in it

[bugjuice]

wasn't me..
may be she had on her mail box "donations welcome"

[scumdog]

If it happened a second time could you say "cum again"? :motu:


Maybe he thought it was a deposit box for the sperm bank??

[John]

wonder if the evidence was "disposed"?

[bugjuice]

wonder if the evidence was "disposed"?
It's a letter box, not Monica Lewinski

[MSTRS]

This is important. Could a mod make this a sticky.

[BNZ]

This is important. Could a mod make this a sticky.

Thats a hard question.

[Postie]

It's a letter box, not Monica Lewinski

what were you and HDT dong in Parnell last night??

[Lou Girardin]

Was it a letter from France?
Or some other condomunication?

[Sniper]

I must say all you fellas have Fluid responses

[MSTRS]

So Parnell Expects Return Mail?

[*sic]

i didnt think i would get on the news for this??!

[sels1]

Maybe a letter of conejectulations?

[bugjuice]

<s>Erections</s> Elections are cumming up. Vote for me *squirt*

[Sniper]

A shot in the right box can lead to new comings

[bugjuice]

one in the hand, is two in the box

or is that two in the hand, is one in the box?

[Lou Girardin]

Maybe he thought it was a deposit box for the sperm bank??

I don't know about you, but I lose interest on withdrawal.

[MSTRS]

Could be someone was springcleaning after a winter of discontent.

[MSTRS]

I don't know about you, but I lose interest on withdrawal.
So the cum-ulative interest is what keeps you in the game?

[Lou Girardin]

So the cum-ulative interest is what keeps you in the game?

I get interest when I save another deposit.

[scumdog]

I get interest when I save another deposit.

It's all this thought of depositing that get my interest!

Of course the deposit terms and withdrawl conditions have to suit me, and the 'bank' has no short-term interest policy...

[Lou Girardin]

My bank has 'unusual' opening hours. Only opens 3 weeks per month.
Although I can sometimes get after hours service with gifts or the application of alcohol.

[BNZ]

My bank has 'unusual' opening hours. Only opens 3 weeks per month.
Although I can sometimes get after hours service with gifts or the application of alcohol.

Yes I think they must be working hard on that 4th week though, as that is when my bank often contacts me to complain about lack of attention to their financial requests.

[bugjuice]

it's when you actually have to go down there and do some ass-kissing that it gets me..
I find I'm down there a lot lately

[Lou Girardin]

Yes I think they must be working hard on that 4th week though, as that is when my bank often contacts me to complain about lack of attention to their financial requests.

Tried internet banking?

[chris]

maybe someone just had a wank and came in the slot.....

[HDTboy]

it's when you actually have to go down there and do some ass-kissing that it gets me..
I find I'm down there a lot lately
You say that like it's a baaad thing BJ


Did anyone else notice that the article said 2-3 tablespoons? That's quite a sizeable deposit

[Lou Girardin]

You say that like it's a baaad thing BJ


Did anyone else notice that the article said 2-3 tablespoons? That's quite a sizeable deposit

Peter North?

[BNZ]

You say that like it's a baaad thing BJ


Did anyone else notice that the article said 2-3 tablespoons? That's quite a sizeable deposit

Dont get too excited. Got to be a small gun to get through an envelope slot. Enless he was a long range SNIPER

[Mr Skid]

Did anyone else notice that the article said 2-3 tablespoons?Yes, I think 3 Tbsp is equivalent to a shot glass..

[vifferman]

It was me. I dunnit.







No, wait... it can't be me. Mr Wanger was shot off during the last war.

[froggyfrenchman]

very funny. but how would a taxi help?

[ManDownUnder]

bugger - wrong slot!