$ per bonk? bet you've never worked it out like this guy!

[PrincessBandit]

Lol - funniest thing i've read in ages!

http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/love-sex/10395812/Cost-Per-Orgasm-This-guys-just-awful

[R650R]

Lol interesting, you could go deeper and add an intrinsic value for being with a real person that wants you. The value of bragging rights (if your that type).
The tissue box equation doesn't factor in the costs of support material eg 50inch tv and DVDs lol Nor does he consider the 'supermarket' option of going to any bar at 3am...
I think is CPO will have risen to a high level after women read that, many will prob bdate him now just so they can hold out on him lol...

[BigAl]

Shit he got his CPO down to $20!

I'm married with kids, house, pets etc so my CPO would be in the thousands :brick:

[awayatc]

You pay

one way or other,

Only Question is,.......Prepay or contract.....?

Contract seems cheaper, BUT....

You're always ringing the same number....

Nobody picks up half the time, or you get f*ckin answer service.....

Plus work out bang for buck after breaking the contract......

[oldrider]

We have one of those "all inclusive" arangements or the cost of counting would be prohibitive! .......... Seems to work! :yes:

[MisterD]

I do worry about people who only think about price and don't worry about quality.

[Big Dog]

Lol interesting, you could go deeper and add an intrinsic value for being with a real person that wants you. The value of bragging rights (if your that type).
The tissue box equation doesn't factor in the costs of support material eg 50inch tv and DVDs lol Nor does he consider the 'supermarket' option of going to any bar at 3am...
I think is CPO will have risen to a high level after women read that, many will prob bdate him now just so they can hold out on him lol...

Sadly dicks like this have no shortage of broken women who know what the score is and go along anyway. Many of whom will lament the lack of decent men.

Evidence: tinder, bars after 1am, facebook etc.



This devalues men of substance and makes it hard for women of values to locate men of substance.
In 25 years of eligibility I never once heard the words I <insert adjective> you because you are nice to me.

My wife says that sort of thing all the time.
Probably why we got married.

Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[James Deuce]

Life as a spreadsheet.

[bluninja]

Interesting that he chose cost per orgasm. Imagine if a woman was doing the same calculations? :nya:

Still he doesn't factor in mental and physical health benefits from these "transactions", or the extra "social" cost. Doesn't say whether he uses condoms, so there may be hidden costs from STDs, paternity suits etc. So whilst he extrapolates the CPO if you have a divorce, he doesn't seem to include child maintenance, HIV, or Hepatitis C costs as a possibility in his future....and clearly he hasn't considered the cost of a "bunny boiler" :crazy: Seems that this guys a bit sloppy to me

[Hitcher]

Clearly sexual self-containment adds new meaning to the joys of a white Christmas.

[PrincessBandit]

Life as a spreadsheet.

Ah, I almost read that as "life as spread legs"

[R650R]

Interesting that he chose cost per orgasm. Imagine if a woman was doing the same calculations? :nya:

Still he doesn't factor in mental and physical health benefits from these "transactions", or the extra "social" cost. Doesn't say whether he uses condoms, so there may be hidden costs from STDs...

LOL at women orgasm bit...

Btw it's free to go to the medical clinic... according to my flatmate...

[Akzle]

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120818015901/masseffect/images/7/7e/I-dont-want-to-live-on-this-planet-anymore.jpg

[Brian d marge]

Sorry crap web site , tried it but I just get the same page again

I added my total amount spent , then how many orgasms I get , even at my age ... so thats

0 / 4~6

and it return to the same page

The results are better if I splash out and use one of me Viagra tablets , ( 200 yen / 1 = 200 yen )

even if I went bat sht crazy and really went to town ,

Drinks bar at Dennys 280 yen , 1 Viagra 200 yen ahh fk it a can of beer 300 yen ...divided by 1 ( a big 1) = 780 yen / 1

Stephen

[husaberg]

I think the real mathematic equation is how much a root actually costs you if you cheat on the Mrs (or the mr.) and get caught
I did some real basic maths and factored in the cost of another mortgage etc on top of losing half you equity then added child support extra presents and starting over and legal fees...etc
Holey shit they would have to be amazing for the figures to stack up..... I have got to wonder if any root could be worth it (excluding mealy holding hands with the Princess which course would be a bargin at any price as she is priceless):msn-wink:

[yokel]

wonder what this idiot's CPO will and up being haha

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[Brian d marge]

What a nice bank that ANZ is .........

Stephen