Surrounded by fuckwits

[The Reibz]

So less than 2 weeks ago I put a new fairing kit on my bike. Along with getting the tank painted and giving it a bit of a tidy up after 18 months of abuse.

To quote the Mighty Mongrel Mob "It was looking rather Sieg bro"

http://www.iforce.co.nz/i/tflijhxe.5f4.jpg

Today I parked it up at work in a marked car park between 2 rather large cages. I made sure I parked it right at the front of the park as I normally do, that way if some one turned into the park they would have enough time to stop once they saw that a bike was occupying it.

It was five minutes to smoko and I was just finishing up on one of the milling machines when I heard a light thud from outside the workshop. I instantly knew what it was, one of the boys walks through the door and reckons "bro some PAE fuckwit in a van just fully backed over your bike" So after a grand total of 8km my bike has gone from looking like it did above, to this...

http://iforce.co.nz/i/que23xbc.34u.jpg

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Hardest I have ever had to restrain myself from committing serious physical violence.
Im no expert but im thinking its a write off. Pretty sure insurance won't want to replace aftermarket fairings.

Seriously fucked off

[James Deuce]

Awwwwwww, maaaaaaate. :(

[vifferman]

My sincere condolences, Sir. I have no idea what this feels like, but can only imagine how fucked off you must be. I hope you get a satisfactory deal from your insurer.

[Paul in NZ]

Mate - now THAT sucks

[Gremlin]

Damn that sucks... you'd only just got her shiny!

[mulletman]

Man thats just shit ... sorry to see

[Banditbandit]

That would piss me right off ... do you know who did it?

Insurance may pay out for after-market stuff .. mine did when I dumped the small Bandit.

[The Reibz]

Yeah its fucken shit. Pretty attached to this bike now, don't really want to see it go to the Star one buck auctions for just minor damage I could fix up for 300 on ebay. Estimated damage of $2500 and insured value of $8000. Never made a claim in 6 years of riding but im guessing its all in his insurance companies hands. Guy from kiwibike reckons any damages over $4000 will result in a instant write off.

Still spewing. Time to plug in and relieve the stress the only way I know how...

http://topaussiebloke.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/large_7854_vb-stubbies.jpg

[pritch]

Sadly I know how you felt. A woman knocked my then recently purchased Ducati over at work.

I thought the damage wasn't too bad but I took it to the bike shop and it rapidly amounted to thousands. make sure you haven't missed anything.
Good luck.

[Bikemad]

won't the PAE insurance take care of it?..........was this down at the base

[The Reibz]

won't the PAE insurance take care of it?..........was this down at the base

Yeah mate, TTS workshops up Narrowneck. Im hoping they do, will find out tomorrow. Atleast if he trys to do a runner I can track him down easily, hoping he doesn't though. He seems extremely sorry even if he is a massive shit cunt.

[Mo NZ]

That really sucks. She was looking good.

[unstuck]

At least your not locked up.:Punk::Punk:

[The Reibz]

At least your not locked up.:Punk::Punk:

Yeah thats always a good thing.
Wait your in prison and have access to the net? Fuck can I come?

[unstuck]

can I come?

Depends how fast ya pull it, cunt. :Punk::Punk:

[The Reibz]

Eat a dick. Must spread more rep....

[98tls]

:facepalm:Bugger,hope it all turns out good mate....

[unstuck]

I Eat dick. Must spread more ass....

Knew you were one of THOSE navy boys.:whistle:

[EJK]

That must be the most unfortunate thing I've ever read on KB.

Honestly I can't imagine how you restrained yourself. Last year when someone reversed into me (obviously the rear view mirror was just an accessory for him) I just... Yeah, you don't wanna know.

[BlackSheepLogic]

Really feel for you after the work you put in tidying the busa up. So sorry.

[The Reibz]

I can't imagine how you restrained yourself
People that know me personally say the same thing. Just got a call from the old man who saw the photos on crackbook and instantly thought someone got murdered. Guess thats just my past catching up with me.
Best thing that can happen now is that the bike gets written off and I buy it back for 4k. then I can use the remaining 4k to buy the last of the turbo parts and spend the next six months on the build. I got nearly 11k worth of custom made parts in my shed made for this bike to support over 400hp, seriously don't want to give it up for a 1 buck reserve.

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[Madness]

I watched one of my closest friends back right over my then mint GSXR750H once. Closest I'll ever come to feeling raped knowing my luck. Oh well, could be worse.

[R650R]

It looks a lot better then my GSXR after some Islander mistook it for a white line in the carpark...

That's why I don't own anything mint anymore, you cant take it anywhere and too much worry.
Get an adventure bike they're made for lying down which is cool when it's tyre change time, no need to muck about with stands.
Bad luck but at least its rideable...

[The Reibz]

Oh well, could be worse.
Yep, could own what is said below.


Get an adventure bike
Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

[Madness]

Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

Ready to go full-time eh? Good on you bro.

Actually I was thinking more of the shorty cans you were contemplating. I think God Himself may have knocked your bike over to save the injustice that was about to happen. Divine intervention even, oooohhh.

[The Reibz]

Ready to go full-time eh? Good on you bro.

Actually I was thinking more of the shorty cans you were contemplating. I think God Himself may have knocked your bike over to save the injustice that was about to happen. Divine intervention even, oooohhh.

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Was only going to shorten them by 100mm, considering they were 450mm I reckon thats fuck all. Boo cunt.
But in all seriousness I consider your statement to be mildly correct. I may have had 12 or so beers but yep, seems pretty legit god would want to punish me for shorty cans. Help those cunts with 12in over, 360 tire kits.

You in for the next drag day?

[Madness]

You in for the next drag day?

Not even. Unless I win Lotto or some other form of divine intervention occurs. Fucking rear got a nail, rego & insurance coming up & I'm skint. Decided to turn the bike into a bird shit sculpture in the mean time.

[Erelyes]

Did you say......


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB-n-QmZQA0

Farken shit bro. Here's hoping his insurance company isn't as dimwitted as he is

[nzspokes]

Oh thats harsh Mate, hope they pay out and it gets fixed up for you.

[Big Dog]

In 03 some dozy backed over my GSX1100f. Should have guessed when she walked into my boot as I dismounted she had not seen me park behind her.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[The Reibz]

Not even. Unless I win Lotto or some other form of divine intervention occurs. Fucking rear got a nail, rego & insurance coming up & I'm skint. Decided to turn the bike into a bird shit sculpture in the mean time.

I know what you mean. 3 fortnightly pays and I haven't been able to register the car, failed its warrant last pay and spent most of my money replacing the wheel bearings in the front axle (myself) which still cost $150. Bearings getting done saturday at a mates workshop coz hes lending me the hoist. Only reason I took the bike to work today, I blame that. And short pipes. Amd SLJ (Thanks Erelyes, made my night)

[The Reibz]

In 03 some dozy backed over my GSX1100f. Should have guessed when she walked into my boot as I dismounted she had not seen me park behind her.

Always been meaning to ask.
Considering the fact you now ride a Honda...
Why do you still have a 'Busa in your sig. Clearly means you are riding the wrong machine...

[avgas]

Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot
Who do you know that is a part time cross-dressing faggot?

[The Reibz]

Who do you know that is a part time cross-dressing faggot?

Unstuck...

[mossy1200]

Yuk

I had a old fella reverse into my Guzzy (1100 sport) years ago just hard enough to lift it up a bit and the suicide stand to return. When he drove away the bad happened.

Had to chase him down on foot through the Warehouse car park. He wouldn't give me his details so the Warehouse called police.

His statement was it was already on a lean so it wasn't his fault.

Fibre fairings, clipon and muffler. Almost 3k damage.

[avgas]

Mercury switch to the battery leads going into the tank. When ignition is off, mercury switch is on, bike tips over - explosion.

They certainly will remember to look where they are reversing - having half their car missing.

Also handy warning that there are extreme winds outside and you shouldn't go out.

[Big Dog]

Always been meaning to ask.
Considering the fact you now ride a Honda...
Why do you still have a 'Busa in your sig. Clearly means you are riding the wrong machine...

Hard to let go after 9 years? Nothing else will ever really fill that whole in the garage.
A memorium?
Been too fucking lazy to update to newer pics?


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[Big Dog]

Yuk

I had a old fella reverse into my Guzzy (1100 sport) years ago just hard enough to lift it up a bit and the suicide stand to return. When he drove away the bad happened.

Had to chase him down on foot through the Warehouse car park. He wouldn't give me his details so the Warehouse called police.

His statement was it was already on a lean so it wasn't his fault.

Fibre fairings, clipon and muffler. Almost 3k damage.

Ohhh. :doh:
My dozy got her rear axels off the ground. 10k was estimate to make perfect. I got mechanical stuff sorted and rode it rough.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[unstuck]

Unstuck...

But Im not in timaru fucknuckle, and I only dress up when Im home. :msn-wink:








Cunt.

[unstuck]

spent most of my money replacing the wheel bearings in the front axle (myself) which still cost $150. Bearings getting done saturday at a mates workshop coz hes lending me the hoist.

Your either dumb as pigshit, pissed or just a complete numpty cunt.:Punk::Punk:

[G4L4XY]

Least it wasn't a hit 'n' run.

[TheDemonLord]

Sucks man - I'd be spewing if someone did that to my GSX

[Urano]

:crazy::crazy::crazy:

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK!
at least a van is insured. i've had my ride knocked down by an asshole who thought well to rest on it...

anyway, easy solution:
rent this one and reverse on his van... :niceone: :niceone:

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[HenryDorsetCase]

Yeah its fucken shit. Pretty attached to this bike now, don't really want to see it go to the Star one buck auctions for just minor damage I could fix up for 300 on ebay. Estimated damage of $2500 and insured value of $8000. Never made a claim in 6 years of riding but im guessing its all in his insurance companies hands. Guy from kiwibike reckons any damages over $4000 will result in a instant write off.

Still spewing. Time to plug in and relieve the stress the only way I know how...

not VB, please.......

bike was looking really nice. :(

what is a "PAE fuckwit" by the way?

[GSW]

What fucks me off parking in town at the moment is all the retarded scooter riders who push your bike around to make a space for themselves. I have had my mirrors fucked with and both front indicators have been broken this week alone.

Not to mention all the nice new small scraps in the fairings.

Fuck I hate scooter riders

[DMNTD]

Had a not so lovely stuck up wanna be wench back into our 7 day old 2010 R1 once. :mad:
Cost her insurance company $7,800

[Bikemad]

not VB, please.......

bike was looking really nice. :(

what is a "PAE fuckwit" by the way?

Pacific Architects and Engineers i believe............they look after the maintainence at the Navy Bases and Auckland Hospitals amongst others

[Banditbandit]

What fucks me off parking in town at the moment is all the retarded scooter riders who push your bike around to make a space for themselves. I have had my mirrors fucked with and both front indicators have been broken this week alone.

Not to mention all the nice new small scraps in the fairings.

Fuck I hate scooter riders

I leave my bikes in gear when I walk away from them. Then fuckwits can't move them ... (Most scooters don't have clutches so they don't know enough to pull in the clutch, or how to get them out of gear).

But breaking shit is bad ... I'd break them ...

[imdying]

Pretty sure insurance won't want to replace aftermarket fairings.If you notified them after you had it done, they will. If not, they'll probably cancel your policy for undeclared modifications. You'll be sweet cause the other cunts insurance will pay for it anyway.

[vifferman]

Had a not so lovely stuck up wanna be wench back into our 7 day old 2010 R1 once. :mad:
Cost her insurance company $7,800 ... meanwhile, on the other hand, I overbalanced and dropped my VFR very slowly onto my wife's 2-day old Golf Cabriolet, the handlebar creating a smallish but expensive ($1200) dent in it. Thank fuck for my wife being too ill at the time to really care, and an 'onto it' insurance clerk who suggested I claim on my bike insurance. Cost $0, didn't affect my policy, and it's all as good as new now.

[BlackSheepLogic]

I leave my bikes in gear when I walk away from them. Then fuckwits can't move them ... (Most scooters don't have clutches so they don't know enough to pull in the clutch, or how to get them out of gear)

I always leave my bikes in gear when parked on a side stand. When out if I'm leaving my bike for any length of time I put a lock on it as well.

[Banditbandit]

If you notified them after you had it done, they will. If not, they'll probably cancel your policy for undeclared modifications. You'll be sweet cause the other cunts insurance will pay for it anyway.

John Baker paid out for aftermarket parts when I dumped a bike - no issues from the at all ..

[Bren]

Fark man thats real tough shit....sorry to hear....I hope you dont end up outta pocket there....Bugger is a word that covers it...Bugger and shit covered bollocks

[The Reibz]

Bit of a update. Star Insurance got in contact today and the guy I spoke to has no issues reordering the fairing kit (Fucken choice) hes going to come over next Wednesday and inspect the rest of the bike.
We asked who was my prefered person to do the work, I said myself and they were strangely OK with it. First time ever dealing with insurance though.

The van driver will be getting chased up by the claims department from what I got told

[Urano]

:niceone:

at least.
good for you...

[James Deuce]

Awwwwww, maaaaaate! :)

[caseye]

Pleased to hear the news Reibz, she's far too good looking for you, but deserves a break from fuckwits in vans.
Thankfully you got a name/driver and appear to have a damn good insurance company.
Outstanding paint work, know what it's like to have such beauty fucked with.

[Madness]

... what is a "PAE fuckwit" by the way?

pae.co.nz

Someone who drives around a large facility such as a hospital, university or military base, etc. in a white Japanese van, often with no apparent purpose or function.

[98tls]

Bit of a update. Star Insurance got in contact today and the guy I spoke to has no issues reordering the fairing kit (Fucken choice) hes going to come over next Wednesday and inspect the rest of the bike.
We asked who was my prefered person to do the work, I said myself and they were strangely OK with it. First time ever dealing with insurance though.

The van driver will be getting chased up by the claims department from what I got told

Glad to hear fella.Happy ending.

[mossy1200]

Bit of a update. Star Insurance got in contact today and the guy I spoke to has no issues reordering the fairing kit (Fucken choice) hes going to come over next Wednesday and inspect the rest of the bike.
We asked who was my prefered person to do the work, I said myself and they were strangely OK with it. First time ever dealing with insurance though.

The van driver will be getting chased up by the claims department from what I got told

Odd. Maybe they will get repair quote and offer you pay out to repair yourself.
I think you used to be able to take settlement as it means they don't need offer any repair warranty or it was near the end of his working day and he had a hot date so said whatever you wanted to hear at the time.

[The Reibz]

Someone who drives around a large facility such as a hospital, university or military base, etc. in a white Japanese van, often with no apparent purpose or function.

Best description ever. They are also pretty good at having near misses with pedestrians

[The Reibz]

Will have to see how it goes with insurance next week. So far its looking like it may be painless though. Touch wood.
Safe to say I won't ever be parking there again though

[mstriumph]

................

Hardest I have ever had to restrain myself from committing serious physical violence...................

...

One wonders why you bothered - seriously, friend, you are a better man than I am :no:

[mstriumph]

What fucks me off parking in town at the moment is all the retarded scooter riders who push your bike around to make a space for themselves. I have had my mirrors fucked with and both front indicators have been broken this week alone.

Not to mention all the nice new small scraps in the fairings.

Fuck I hate scooter riders

haven't had that happen over here ... would be a call to vigilante action if I did - vengeance can be soooooooo cleansing :whistle:

[jasonu]

Bit of a update. Star Insurance got in contact today and the guy I spoke to has no issues reordering the fairing kit (Fucken choice) hes going to come over next Wednesday and inspect the rest of the bike.
We asked who was my prefered person to do the work, I said myself and they were strangely OK with it. First time ever dealing with insurance though.

The van driver will be getting chased up by the claims department from what I got told

If you are gonna do the work yourself give them an estimate of the hours it will take and be sure they pay you shop rates for doing it.

[Kendoll]

Best of luck with the insurance bro, what a f**king muppet!

Too many dicks on the dancefloor...

[The Reibz]

Bit of a update. Star ordered all parts and will send them out to me when they arrive, still haven't heard from there claims department and doubt I will now.
Big ups to Star Insurance. Kiwibike could work on there communication skills between companies a bit better though from the sound of it...

[G4L4XY]

Bit of a update. Star ordered all parts and will send them out to me when they arrive, still haven't heard from there claims department and doubt I will now.
Big ups to Star Insurance. Kiwibike could work on there communication skills between companies a bit better though from the sound of it...

I've been without my bike for over a month now, parts were ordered then only half the parts arrived.

[SNF]

Oh fuck. I heard about this. It looked mint when I saw it the day you had put the fairings on. Really hope it all goes well with the insurance.

[manxkiwi]

That must be the most unfortunate thing I've ever read on KB.

Honestly I can't imagine how you restrained yourself. Last year when someone reversed into me (obviously the rear view mirror was just an accessory for him) I just... Yeah, you don't wanna know.

Was that the Street Trip? I wondered what happened to it. Were you on it at the time? Fully sucks.

[EJK]

Was that the Street Trip? I wondered what happened to it. Were you on it at the time? Fully sucks.

No I was on a ZX10R. An Asian guy reversed into me at ramming speed when I was right behind him while waiting at the lights. Bike bounced off giving a good kick to my nuts but I manged not to drop it.

[Kendoll]

Bit of a update. Star ordered all parts and will send them out to me when they arrive, still haven't heard from there claims department and doubt I will now.
Big ups to Star Insurance. Kiwibike could work on there communication skills between companies a bit better though from the sound of it...

Dallas from Star just fixed up a couple bits on my bike too... very efficient, bloody great :niceone:

[The Reibz]

No I was on a ZX10R. An Asian guy reversed into me at ramming speed when I was right behind him while waiting at the lights. Bike bounced off giving a good kick to my nuts but I manged not to drop it.
Asian on Asian crime. I have nearly had that happen to me but it was a sole wagon out manukau. Hopefully have some parts within the next couple of weeks and I can start putting it back together.