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JUST LOOKING

9th September 2005, 20:07

myvice

9th September 2005, 20:13

now my question is my baby sisters been played how far DO i go !!!!
"Gee dad, would go up now but with the price of gas I'd need a bike..."

Dafe

9th September 2005, 20:19

Who's the target?

What sort of bike? If it's a Harley.... Stay home & conserve your health.

JUST LOOKING

9th September 2005, 20:28

NOW You know why i need a bike get away from wife and baby sister :spudflip:

Zed

9th September 2005, 20:30

Son..
you need to sort some one out
you sisters fallen for a biker go up to auckland son and hit the guy for me
i don't think this will work dad

now my question is my baby sisters been played how far DO i go !!!!I know of a couple of brothers who slaughtered all the males of a certain tribe in the Middle East because their one and only sister was "played" upon by a certain cretin...but that was far too harsh!

Seriously though, just don't go outside the law. Ultimately it's her decision unless she's a minor?

Please advise if you discover this "biker" is a member here?? :psst:

myvice

9th September 2005, 20:33

Plenty to chose from, get a pillion friendly one to take your loved ones away with... Or not.
Just do it! BIKEY

crashe

9th September 2005, 20:40

Son..
you need to sort some one out
you sisters fallen for a biker go up to auckland son and hit the guy for me
i don't think this will work dad

now my question is my baby sisters been played how far DO i go !!!!

Right, where is Gareth_D, BJ and Pyrocam?
Not forgetting Biff, MDU and a few others...
They do seem the most likely contenders.... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

(pt)

MadDuck

9th September 2005, 20:41

Son..
you need to sort some one out
you sisters fallen for a biker go up to auckland son and hit the guy for me
i don't think this will work dad

now my question is my baby sisters been played how far DO i go !!!!

OMG...fallen for a biker! Well rip her hair off, pearce her nipple and send her to hell. After all you biker types are such bad peps aintcha :Punk:

Let her make her own choices and support her is all I say....

JUST LOOKING

9th September 2005, 20:53

stuck between a rock and a hard place
thinking of my baby sister in 30's having sex is like thinking of you parents in their 70 still doing it

JUST LOOKING

9th September 2005, 21:10

I am surely destined straight to hell
what if the bastard got her up the duff

Sniper

9th September 2005, 21:29

Right, where is Gareth_D, BJ and Pyrocam?
Not forgetting Biff, MDU and a few others...
They do seem the most likely contenders.... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

(pt)

Yay, Im not mentioned!!!!!

Argh, such bad grammar usage, is uni out or something?

pyrocam

9th September 2005, 21:43

Right, where is Gareth_D, BJ and Pyrocam?
Not forgetting Biff, MDU and a few others...
They do seem the most likely contenders.... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

(pt)

Pyrocam checking in

hmmm
*asks around*

nah no-one here has an older brother.

pyrocam

9th September 2005, 21:44

Pyrocam checking in

hmmm
*asks around*

nah no-one here has an older brother.

oh and for the record. what the fuck is wrong with bikers.

crashe

9th September 2005, 21:44

Yay, Im not mentioned!!!!!

Argh, such bad grammar usage, is uni out or something?

Hahahaha you are amongest the "Few others".

Uni?
What ever is that? lol

Sniper

9th September 2005, 21:45

Bugger and I thought I got away :devil2:

crashe

9th September 2005, 21:47

Bugger and I thought I got away :devil2:

Never in a million years mate... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Sniper

9th September 2005, 21:48

Bugger, is there a reason you are invisible?

crashe

9th September 2005, 21:58

Bugger, is there a reason you are invisible?

I'm so tiny thats why you can't see me....

(4 foot 12 inches tall)

JUST LOOKING

9th September 2005, 21:59

My sister is not on this site! well better not be.

Sniper

9th September 2005, 22:04

My sister is not on this site! well better not be.

Neither is you Shakespearien heritage

pyrocam

9th September 2005, 22:11

I'm so tiny thats why you can't see me....

(4 foot 12 inches tall)
hahah its true too

lol but I did get a mention so im not hassling

but back to this biker thing

what. is it a 'BIKER' sterotype with the harley, long hair and a beard, open leather vest etc.

I am a (mostly) upstanding citizen with a nice job and healty social appitite. do I get classed as a 'BIKER' ...... hmmm getting drunk. must be time to switch to... cough what? nothing...

RiderInBlack

9th September 2005, 22:14

stuck between a rock and a hard place
thinking of my baby sister in 30's having sex is like thinking of you parents in their 70 still doing itFor fu*k sucks man, what is your problem? At 30+, she's no fu*ken baby and intitaled to have as much (perfurably safe) sex as she likes. Not your problem at all. Are you not getting any yourself and something. I mean you are older than her and you seem to have this hang-up about older people have sex. Get over yourself and tell your Dad to pull his fu*ken head in.
Most of us biker riders are no different then you and me. I even know a few ex-biker gang members that are pretty decent guys now. Don't judge the book by it's cover.
I know a few guys that I'd happy kill if I go psyhco. Everyone of them a child molester. None of them are Bikers. All of them look like good citizens.
Get to know the guy first, and if he is an arsehole, then smack his head in.

Biff

10th September 2005, 00:22

Wasn't me Crashe, I never play with conscious ladies.

If you really think he needs sorting then go and find him, provoke him in order to make him make anything resembling the first move, just a flinch will do, then act in self defence. Don't get yourself knicked for over doing it though.

FROSTY

10th September 2005, 15:22

But she said --and um er well I said and well she seemsed so nice at the time :o

Sniper

10th September 2005, 15:28

Dont worry Frosty. I think we are looking for a "tough" looking biker.

mstriumph

11th September 2005, 00:43

c'mon sniper ----that unkind ............ i'm sure he can look big an very scarey if he feels like it
[an even if he can't, if that wat he WANTS, then .......... be nice!]

thehollowmen

11th September 2005, 03:42

Lou Girardin

12th September 2005, 10:01

What the hell is this thread?
Do we have Appalachian immigrants now as well?

Sniper

12th September 2005, 10:04

What the hell is this thread?
Do we have Appalachian immigrants now as well?

What the hell is an Appalachian?

scumdog

12th September 2005, 10:51

What the hell is an Appalachian?

What the hell is an immigrant?

Appalachians I know.

Sniper

12th September 2005, 10:52

Im an immigrant (I think)

BNZ

12th September 2005, 11:26

is she hot?

pyrocam

12th September 2005, 16:39

:psst: yeah she is

RiderInBlack

12th September 2005, 20:11

:psst: yeah she isHer mother was good too:devil2: (Ooops:wait: ).

Lou Girardin

13th September 2005, 12:10

What the hell is an Appalachian?

Hillbilly's. You know, Jethro, Uncle Jed, Deliverance. Like the Hatfields and McCoys,very strong on family honour, they were.

Paul in NZ

13th September 2005, 12:47

Hillbilly's. You know, Jethro, Uncle Jed, Deliverance. Like the Hatfields and McCoys,very strong on family honour, they were.

Oh right... I thought an Appalachian might have been a chinese guy that owned an orchard...

Paul in NZ

13th September 2005, 12:50

stuck between a rock and a hard place
thinking of my baby sister in 30's having sex is like thinking of you parents in their 70 still doing it

nah! As long as they are not doin' it with your sister I think it's OK..

WTF is wrong with 70 year olds doing it? Sounds like a bad case of envy?

DingDong

13th September 2005, 12:54

ring your sister... if she asks for help, kill the SOB!... well dont kill him... just hurt him real bad.

I've have two experiences of this (just hurting sisters boyfriends, not killing them)