Idiot postings or posters.

[FROSTY]

Folks I've been lurking around various web sites for a few years now.
I've noticed a common theme. Idiots looking to troll for a reaction.
They post utter crap Totally unrelated to the subject or theme of the forum.
Having watched these morons at work ive noticed one thing about them all
The easiest and fastest way to make em go away is to IGNORE them
Let em rant and rave to themselves and they soon get sick of it and go away.
A word to the wise perhaps

Ohh and by this I don't mean our regular and ahem more colorfull members

[Sniper]

Thanks Frosty. Seems like I tend to get carried away with them and it takes wise words like yours to put me back in my place mate. Thanks :niceone:

[GR81]

you should try moderating something like nzhondas.com !!!
plenty of 16yr old bullshitters to keep an eye out for on there! ;)

glad its someone elses job nowdays! haha

[Right Charlie]

Never feed the Troll(s)!

[Sensei]

I see most that do this ride 2fiddy's . & are in their 20's . Shit when I was 20 I road TT500 & YZ490's . Just youth's been youth's . I think we all tryed to be more than we where at 20 too . :clap:

[inlinefour]

Never feed the Troll(s)!

Although there are allways the members that bite like rattlesnakes...

[Coyote]

That's why we have the pointless drivel forum!

[White trash]

Having watched these morons at work ive noticed one thing about them all

Yeah. They've all got tiny little peckers and like to suck puss from dead animals cavities.

[Motu]

Never feed the Troll(s)!

I'm feeling peckish.....but with my small brain I can't even think of a thread subject....and I'm having one of my bad days where I can't remember txt....

[What?]

Folks I've been lurking around various web sites for a few years now.
I've noticed a common theme. Idiots looking to troll for a reaction.
They post utter crap Totally unrelated to the subject or theme of the forum.
Having watched these morons at work ive noticed one thing about them all
The easiest and fastest way to make em go away is to IGNORE them
Let em rant and rave to themselves and they soon get sick of it and go away.
A word to the wise perhaps
10/10 Frosty - this is the best troll I have seen yet... :rofl:

[Rainbow Wizard]

but I couldn't possibly comment! :motu:

[froggyfrenchman]

what can i say, everyone is a big man on the faceless internet

[Slipstream]

Yeah. They've all got tiny little peckers and like to suck puss from dead animals cavities.

:sick:

Do you kiss your kids with that mouth??? ....oh wait....:dodge:

[riffer]

Can I suggest a new smiley?

http://www.forumsforjustice.org/forums/images/smilies/trolls.gif

[oldrider]

Folks I've been lurking around various web sites for a few years now.

Well Frosty, I have only just begun and I came onto this forum by accident. I was just using an old computer I bought off my kids to find things about motorbikes and bike riders talk, etc. Bingo, I found this site. I felt I would not be welcome due to my age but thought I would try anyway. I am now feeling good about being here and think by not trying to remain too anonymous I have been accepted. I am still learning how to operate the forum etc but I really find it is interesting. The thing I like the most is that it allows me to mix with all ages and people of different backgrounds completely without prejudice. In other words I consider myself to be a Kiwi Biker now.
If I have hijacked your thread or "trolled" it at any time, it is because I didn't know any different. I will have to just continue to make mistakes and learn but I am going to stay. Cheers John. :ride: PS: What is a Troll?

[James Deuce]

Yeah. They've all got tiny little peckers and like to suck puss from dead animals cavities.

That's pus. Puss is Brooklyn slang for that thing on the front of your head you call a face.

[idb]

Well Frosty, I have only just begun and I came onto this forum by accident. I was just using an old computer I bought off my kids to find things about motorbikes and bike riders talk, etc. Bingo, I found this site. I felt I would not be welcome due to my age but thought I would try anyway. I am now feeling good about being here and think by not trying to remain too anonymous I have been accepted. I am still learning how to operate the forum etc but I really find it is interesting. The thing I like the most is that it allows me to mix with all ages and people of different backgrounds completely without prejudice. In other words I consider myself to be a Kiwi Biker now.
If I have hijacked your thread or "trolled" it at any time, it is because I didn't know any different. I will have to just continue to make mistakes and learn but I am going to stay. Cheers John. :ride:
Sigh...ya just can't take a hint can you John... :Pokey:

[Slipstream]

That's pus. Puss is Brooklyn slang for that thing on the front of your head you call a face.

Here puss puss puss puss .....:rofl:

[John]

another idiot posting, bought to you by the letters F and U - and the numbers 6 and 9.

[mstriumph]

don't think he actually meant YOU oldrider ----- or anyone with a genuine interest in bikes ............

gonna step outta line here and say :dodge: i actually quite ENJOYED reading that thread started by the last troll .............. it was good to see all the kbers actin like a well-oiled machine an routing the enemy so to speak ........ mateship and all that ..... good to watch [and be part of, actually, but i suppose i shouldn't admit that ....]

[oldrider]

Sigh...ya just can't take a hint can you John... :Pokey:
I am taking that as a complement. Thank you, you didn't ignore me. Cheers John. :rofl:

[Ixion]

Well Frosty, I have only just begun and I came onto this forum by accident. I was just using an old computer I bought off my kids to find things about motorbikes and bike riders talk, etc. Bingo, I found this site. I felt I would not be welcome due to my age but thought I would try anyway. I am now feeling good about being here and think by not trying to remain too anonymous I have been accepted. ..

Dunno why you would think that. Theres lots of other young fellas on here, you should fit right in.

Actually I am on a mission to find the oldest active motorcyclist in NZ - and I'm sure that no-one here qualifies.

[FROSTY]

oldrider--nope not talking about you.
the thread that kinda reminded me of this was a moronic one by a non biker or a member with a duel identity looking for reaction.

[oldrider]

Actually I am on a mission to find the oldest active motorcyclist in NZ - and I'm sure that no-one here qualifies.
Wouldn't Ulysses Club be able to help you with that? But you will have to talk with "Old people" to find out. Cheers John.

[Slipstream]

Wouldn't Ulysses Club be able to help you with that? But you will have to talk with "Old people" to find out. Cheers John.

Ask Santa...he's part of that ...

[Ixion]

Wouldn't Ulysses Club be able to help you with that? But you will have to talk with "Old people" to find out. Cheers John.

They're all too young. Nobody over 90 as far as I know.

The bar is at 97 years old.

The oldest NZ motorcyclist I've heard of was some years ago . Aged 92. And a WOMAN - so suck that one up guys. Granted , it was a step thorugh, but two wheels and an engine qualifies.

Ain't any old people on this site - I reckon that riding bikes keeps you young.

[Skunk]

The oldest NZ motorcyclist I've heard of was some years ago . Aged 92. And a WOMAN - so suck that one up guys. Granted , it was a step thorugh, but two wheels and an engine qualifies.Yeah, my Nana used to take her daughter on the back of her scooter, and she was 92...
Only sad thing was she out-lived all her kids.

[Ixion]

Yeah, my Nana used to take her daughter on the back of her scooter, and she was 92...
Only sad thing was she out-lived all her kids.

Might even have been her. I never knew the details. Just someone told me about this old lady riding a scooter (I thought step through, but that could be classed as scooter) at 92. And a cut out picture of her in an open face helmet (might even have been a pudding basin) from a local rag. No name or anything but, just the headline.

I thought that was really cool, still riding at 92.

[scumdog]

So we've gone from 'trolls' to 'oldest rider', when is the thread going to morph into a beer thread as per the old days on this site??

[John]

So we've gone from 'trolls' to 'oldest rider', when is the thread going to morph into a beer thread as per the old days on this site??
Speights..... only beer for me.

[Pixie]

That's pus. Puss is Brooklyn slang for that thing on the front of your head you call a face.
Maybe the dead animal ate puss before it died,which would explain why puss was in it's cavity.The ultimate,fatal,furball.
Or is this totally unrelated?
I can't stand people who assume a nigger-speak affectation,and ride 2fiddies,aye :devil2:

[White trash]

That's pus. Puss is Brooklyn slang for that thing on the front of your head you call a face.

Thankyou for clearing that up Jim. Appreciated.

And you're a fine one to talk....... :motu:

[James Deuce]

Thankyou for clearing that up Jim. Appreciated.

And you're a fine one to talk....... :motu:

At least I have the decency to cover mine up with a thick layer of greying facial hair.

[Ixion]

Speights..... only beer for me.

If it ain't Speight's - it ain't beer.

And the puss is what the other brewer use to supply the non-Speight's

[Sniper]

Slowly morphing into beer. Porn can't be too far away now

[scumdog]

Beeeer, arrrrgh (said in best Homer Simpson voice.)

Bavarian Bitter when I was young. Then Waitemata (can you still get them?)

[Sniper]

Whats peoples veiwpoint on Becks (And no, please dont post the posh spice pic)

[idb]

Whats peoples veiwpoint on Becks (And no, please dont post the posh spice pic)
A comfortable couple of hours ride away on a nice day.
Not much there though. There's a pub and.....................

[HDTboy]

Becks is definately the best beer by far.
Oh, and Pixie, I'm with you I hate 250 riders too, they're all so much faster than me.
Did someone say porn?

[Sniper]

Becks is definately the best beer by far.
Oh, and Pixie, I'm with you I hate 250 riders too, they're all so much faster than me.
Did someone say porn?

Becks is great, what do you mean you hate 250's? I ride the same bike as you. And I said PORN

[HDTboy]

Pixie said he hated 250 riders.
There's been 3 mentionings of porn in this thread and we haven't seen Bugjuice, MDU, or biff yet. What's going on?

[Sniper]

I think Im becoming sexually frustrated

[HDTboy]

maybe you should peel the label off a bottle of becks

[John]

maybe you should peel the label off a bottle of becks
whats this talk of blecks?

[scumdog]

Pixie said he hated 250 riders.
There's been 3 mentionings of porn in this thread and we haven't seen Bugjuice, MDU, or biff yet. What's going on?

Speaking for Biff and I, we expect a higher calibre of porn than twofiddy owners can provide....

[Waylander]

Speaking for Biff and I, we expect a higher calibre of porn than twofiddy owners can provide....
I think the word you are looking for is carnal.

[Ixion]

I think the word you are looking for is carnal.

Nah, 'tis just that 250cc jugs aren't big enough. Especially those tiddy liddle sprotbike 4 jug engines. 4 jugs for a total of 250cc. Just a pimple really. Now a 1200 Hoggly, with two jugs - yesssss :devil2:

[scumdog]

Nah, 'tis just that 250cc jugs aren't big enough. Especially those tiddy liddle sprotbike 4 jug engines. 4 jugs for a total of 250cc. Just a pimple really. Now a 1200 Hoggly, with two jugs - yesssss :devil2:

This man is a friend for life!!
He speaketh the truth - two jugs and a whole lot in 'em!!

Ah my good mate it'll be a good time when out paths cross!!!!!!

[Waylander]

Nah, 'tis just that 250cc jugs aren't big enough. Especially those tiddy liddle sprotbike 4 jug engines. 4 jugs for a total of 250cc. Just a pimple really. Now a 1200 Hoggly, with two jugs - yesssss :devil2:
Meh, jugs are fun but if they get too big they just get in the way. Exspeacially when they're your own Aye Scumdog?

[scumdog]

Meh, jugs are fun but if they get too big they just get in the way. Exspeacially when they're your own Aye Scumdog?

C.Bs jugs ARE my own, oh yeah!!
And they never get in the way and stop bruising when I have to jam the Sportys brakes on!!

Guys that say "too much tit" probably have flat chested girl friends.. :rofl:

AND young whipper-snapper, when you get to my age let's see how big YOUR 'moobies' are!!








MOOBIES = ManbOOBIES

[oldrider]

Have you guys seen Biff's new avatar? That sort of thing is caused by bloody "Speights" I know because I had a friend (as you do) who was a stick man that drank Speights too. Cheers John. :psst:People will talk.