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YellowDog
15th September 2014, 00:58
which table cloth you're supposed to take to bed?

unstuck
15th September 2014, 05:54
Those must be some ugly chicks if they have to keep em covered up like that.:crazy:

mossy1200
15th September 2014, 06:08
I think your supposed to put them in a big bowl and pick one at random.

EJK
15th September 2014, 06:21
I thought KKK did not exist anymore.

Maha
15th September 2014, 06:47
A table cloth gets laid three times a day and pulled off at night. (it's a 1960' joke and granted, some wont process the meaning)

unstuck
15th September 2014, 07:39
A table cloth gets laid three times a day and pulled off at night. (it's a 1960' joke and granted, some wont process the meaning)

But some tablecloths are stained, dirty and ragged, and only good for wiping your knob on when finished.:2thumbsup

Banditbandit
17th September 2014, 14:21
which table cloth you're supposed to take to bed?

Maybe they just pick a random sample?

pritch
17th September 2014, 14:24
But some tablecloths are stained, dirty and ragged, and only good for wiping your knob on when finished.:2thumbsup

Sorry, but I'll have to decline that dinner invitation you sent. :devil2:

Mo NZ
17th September 2014, 17:41
Bit like a pot luck dinner. And they do it 50 at a time.

AllanB
17th September 2014, 17:54
It probably does not matter as they will no doubt be arranged marriages.

oneofsix
17th September 2014, 18:45
tablecloths? I thought they had brought their own bedsheets.

Madness
17th September 2014, 18:55
I bet every single one of them is hairy like a monkey.

EJK
17th September 2014, 19:58
I bet every single one of them is hairy like a monkey.

Don't be so judgemental. See their inner beauty and you could be blown away :lol:


tablecloths? I thought they had brought their own bedsheets.

I heard they can be pretty explosive in bed.

FJRider
17th September 2014, 20:27
Those must be some ugly chicks if they have to keep em covered up like that.:crazy:

Says the man from Gore ... :rolleyes: