Infractions

[*Boot's*]

Ok so who els'e has got them? I know ya out there!!!! is there an infraction's score board? Can I give someone an infraction? does anyone want any of MY infractions? go ya halve's!!!! And why the hell do I have to have an Infraction? :(

Can we have an Infractions ride? :Oi: :nono: :Police:

[Virago]

I'm picking you'll get another for posting this tripe in the General Biking section.

If you collect enough, you'll get to spend time in Pink Hell. I suspect you'll like it there...

[Oakie]

Ok so who els'e has got them?

You should get another one for apostrophe abuse.

[Gremlin]

...And why the hell do I have to have an Infraction? :(
http://stuffpoint.com/jim-carrey/image/130821-jim-carrey-stop-breaking-the-law.jpg

Probably best you read the Site Rules: http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/66358-Site-rules

[bogan]

I hear you used to be able to exchange them for pies...

[ellipsis]

...having them is good...like being able to watch South Park on your own or maybe even have a blueberry muffin when you've been good...sprinkled with Yamaha dust...

[mossy1200]

If you get 3 they change your title to scrotum boy and it stays that way for 6 months.

[Maha]

You'll never be in the same league as these deserved earners...though nine of those listed no longer post so the chance is still there.

46/507 Crazy Steve

64/470 skidMark

48/318 Katman:Me

48/291 Sidewinder

27/188 imdying

26/176 boomer

34/167 The Pastor

2/150 Slorider

8/146 Tony W

24/138 carver

20/134 short-circuit

15/128 SixPackBack

13/104 skism

21/102 nodrog:Me

[Akzle]

you deserve more. You are a douche canoe.

[Banditbandit]

And why the hell do I have to have an Infraction? :(



'cause you pissed off a moderator .. don't worry - they are free ..

[husaberg]

I got 2000 points in March, Hitch in his defence may have hit the wrong button
it was the only time I never deserved them.

[Moi]

"Infractions" - are they like vulgar fractions which used to haunt us in Std 6? :confused:

[R650R]

Are they tradeable, I have zero if anyone wants some cheeky commenst pasted or oversize images uploaded :)

Really it makes me wonder if this is a biker site with so many rules...

[Moi]

Really it makes me wonder if this is a biker site with so many rules...

Treat them like the Road Code - we obey the bits we like and moan about the other "rubbish"...

[unstuck]

only 5, cos I am such a respectful fucker and like to play by the rules. :devil2:

[Gremlin]

I got 2000 points in March, Hitch in his defence may have hit the wrong button
it was the only time I never deserved them.
That was a mistake, he thought you were a spammer :laugh: It was actually 2001.

[Madness]

That was a mistake, he thought you were a spammer

He is a bloody spammer :facepalm:

[husaberg]

That was a mistake, he thought you were a spammer :laugh: It was actually 2001.

"In his defence he may have hit the wrong button"
Gee you are right sorry it was 2001 afterall ...............:killingme

[nodrog]

You'll never be in the same league as these deserved earners...though nine of those listed no longer post so the chance is still there.

46/507 Crazy Steve

64/470 skidMark

48/318 Katman:Me

48/291 Sidewinder

27/188 imdying

26/176 boomer

34/167 The Pastor

2/150 Slorider

8/146 Tony W

24/138 carver

20/134 short-circuit

15/128 SixPackBack

13/104 skism

21/102 nodrog:Me

What the fuck? I have never had an infraction.

[husaberg]

He is a bloody spammer :facepalm:

Troll what is that based on ya oxygen thief?

[Madness]

What the fuck? I have never had an infraction.

It's possible that the symptoms never presented themselves. You should tell Stirts, it's only right that she knows.

[*Boot's*]

It's a general question, how can I get infraction's for a general question? under "General" biker forum?… also… why ya'll give two cents?its under "off topic, "rant or rave" for a reason. Im trying to abide by the rules once I learn what they are.

Hey, lets change them ?? again.

So my infractions are form a Moderator's abuse? so thats moderator abuse? being abused by moderators?


Anyway…. I was serious about an infractions ride. you need no wof no reg and a suspended driverslicence if any :P:drool:

[nodrog]

It's possible that the symptoms never presented themselves. You should tell Stirts, it's only right that she knows.

I havent even been to Hamilton.

[mossy1200]

Nothing since October 2012.
Im on the straight a narrow now.

[skippa1]

Never had one of those motherfuckin cuntsofthings......

[husaberg]

I havent even been to Hamilton.

Stirts is only a few places below you on rep points now as well (and she like has 1/5 of the posts...)

You are actually now officially number two, ie in the litter box behind Katman...

[nodrog]

Stirts is only a few places below you on rep points now as well (and she like has 1/5 of the posts...)

You are actually now officially number two, ie in the litter box behind Katman...

how do you cunts know all this shit?

[husaberg]

how do you cunts know all this shit?

Site stuff then forum shit sorry stats.or community then members list.
Just press random buttons......

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/misc.php?do=page&template=forums_stats

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/memberlist.php?order=desc&sort=reputation&pp=30

[nodrog]

Site stuff then forum shit sorry stats.or community then members list.
Just press random buttons......

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/misc.php?do=page&template=forums_stats

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/memberlist.php?order=desc&sort=reputation&pp=30

its all greek to me.

takes me 45mins to log on .

[Virago]

...takes me 45mins to log on .

Have you tried Viagra?

[Kickaha]

Stirts is only a few places below you on rep points now as well (and she like has 1/5 of the posts...)
Quality over quantity

takes me 45mins to log on .
Get a 5 year old to show you how

[nodrog]

Have you tried Viagra?

yeah but I've just got the eye drops, they just make me look hard.

[Kickaha]

Have you tried Viagra?
Aren't you that prick that infracted me?

[nodrog]

Get a 5 year old to show you how

fuck off! I'm not untying one again, the little cunts run away.

[Virago]

Aren't you that prick that infracted me?

Not often enough.

[kiwi cowboy]

only 1115, cos I am such a disrespectful fucker and don't like to play by the rules. :devil2:

well said:bleh:

[unstuck]

well said:bleh:

Who the fuck let you out? I thought when they put you inside for shagging animals, you had to finish the whole prison sentence. :bleh::bleh:

[Maha]

What the fuck? I have never had an infraction.

Easier to catch than a dose of the clap in Welcome Bay, just post in a thread that hasn't been active for 18 months.

[unstuck]

Easier to catch than dose of the clap in Welcome Bay, just post in a thread that hasn't been active for 18 months.

I lived in welcome bay for 18 months while doing apiculture at BOP polytech, and never got the clap once. Got clapped in handcuffs a couple of times though.:shifty:

[Scouse]

Ok so who els'e has got them? I know ya out there!!!! is there an infraction's score board? Can I give someone an infraction? does anyone want any of MY infractions? go ya halve's!!!! And why the hell do I have to have an Infraction? :(

Can we have an Infractions ride? :Oi: :nono: :Police:Not this hoary old chestnut again

[Scouse]

'cause you pissed off a moderator .. don't worry - they are free ..Yep it was probably Gommelin the stalker.

[Akzle]

Easier to catch than dose of the clap in Welcome Bay, just post in a thread that hasn't been active for 18 months.

you're still sore about that huh

[Maha]

you're still sore about that huh

A natural remedy is Lanolin, something close to your heart?

[Berries]

A natural remedy is Lanolin, something close to your pelvis?
Fixed that for you.

[Maha]

Fixed that for you.

Vigorous thrusting optional?

[kiwi cowboy]

Who the fuck let you out? I thought when they put you inside for shagging animals, you had to finish the whole prison sentence. :bleh::bleh:

Yer I was having too much fun in with the animals there so they kicked me out:devil2::msn-wink:. Fuck that post should have been in the sidecar racing thread.:killingme what a waste:spanking:

[husaberg]

Yer I was having too much fun in with the animals there so they kicked me out:devil2::msn-wink:. Fuck that post should have been in the sidecar racing thread.:killingme what a waste:spanking:

I fell his pain I posted this an another thread, no one other than Katman got it.........
Sometimes I feel sinicistic wit is wasted

Don't hear much about MH370 these days, either.


Barely a peep out of it for ages.............

[kiwi cowboy]

I fell his pain I posted this an another thread, no one other than Katman got it.........
Sometimes I feel sinicistic wit is wasted

:shit::shit::shit::shit::shit:Sin sini sinicis sinscistic? FUCK :shit:runs away to find a dictionary.

[Virago]

...Sometimes I feel sinicistic wit is wasted

Say what now?

Does that mean that you're cynically making up big words?

[ellipsis]

Sometimes I feel sinicistic wit is wasted


...thank you for making my robe cuggily...

[husaberg]

Say what now?

Does that mean that you're cynically making up big words?

Shakespeare made up over 1700 words why can't I make up some............
it is a cross between sarcastic and cynical.
Only someone truly unworthedly would not get that .........

It's dununculus that some scoff at these bold new words........


...thank you for making my robe cuggily...

My ladies robe is very guggily..... yes that works

[*Boot's*]

Alright so where and whens this infraction ride? NO GREMLINS!!!!! since they gave me the most infractions (borrow a different bike and call yourself a different name….. seriously, not a good idea to infraction someone like me)


Anway, were off to an infractions meeting… Waikato area… lets make a day or a weekend of it. any ideas for camping/drinking grounds? I need to celebrate gaining my bike riders competency course!!! (you would expect escaping from the coppers several times enough of a crash cold learning course but apparently not) So now that I'm legal and theres no evidence of my illegal maneuvers apart form my vivid imagination……



Who is keen for beers girls and camping? over a infractions weekend? tell stores about escaping the narrow lined law and more!!!

[Laava]

I bet you live alone in a caravan.

[husaberg]

I bet you live alone in a caravan.

You think he is just Askisle as well..........:laugh:

[imdying]

You hang glide much Boots?

[nodrog]

You hang glide much Boots?

Oh i scream! Whip it, whip it good.

[avgas]

you deserve more. You are a douche canoe.
Is that like a bad tasting motorboat?

[caspernz]

You hang glide much Boots?

Either that or he went skydiving with a backpack...:innocent:

[The Reibz]

Can a admin please just ban this cunt? His posts are more irritating than child on a sugar overdose

[caseye]

Can a admin please just ban this cunt? His posts are more irritating than child on a sugar overdose

Don"t worry he'll do it all by his grown up self soon enough.

[Akzle]

Can a admin please just ban this cunt? His posts are more irritating than child on a sugar overdose


Don"t worry he'll do it all by his grown up self soon enough.

that reminds me of this one time,,, in thailand...

o, wait, did you mean ban or bang...

[Murray]

Don"t worry he'll do it all by his grown up self soon enough.

Hey Mark can we at least take the Waikato off his address. Auckland can have all of him.

cheers

[DMNTD]

You hang glide much Boots?


Oh i scream! Whip it, whip it good.

Chocolate dipped with extra sprinkles in a kiddie cone I'd say

[Mom]

Hey Mark can we at least take the Waikato off his address. Auckland can have all of him.

cheers

Piss off, he is ALL yours!

[caseye]

Piss off, he is ALL yours!

Wot Mom Said!
te he he. Be seeing you guys on Sindae!

[avgas]

Hey Mark can we at least take the Waikato off his address. Auckland can have all of him.

cheers


Piss off, he is ALL yours!
Can't we compromise.

No one likes Huntly anymore do they? Ngaruwahia? (sp?)

[Akzle]

Can't we compromise.

No one likes Huntly anymore do they? Ngaruwahia? (sp?)

no one ever liked huntly.

[oneblackflag]

Bootsie. An infractions ride sounds da bomb. Come discuss with the boys, we meet at Te Rapa Tavern, Sunshine Av. Every Wednesday evening 5 - 7pm. Table between the pool tables and the street entrance.

Ask for Muzz. :niceone: