Vegan question

[Mr Merde]

Recently a young lady in our office announced that she was changing to a vegan lifestyle. I understand that a person who decides on this choice Dietary vegans (or strict vegetarians) refrain from consuming animal products, not only meat but, in contrast to ovo-lacto vegetarians, also eggs, dairy products and other animal-derived substances. Now for the question. In light of this information does a Vegan "Spit or Swallow"

[EJK]

Only one way to find out.

[mossy1200]

Im not even sure she would put meat in her mouth.
Be safe seks though because shes not going to bite it off.

[EJK]

Im not even sure she would put meat in her mouth.
Be safe seks though because shes not going to bite it off.

She might not have meat but just might take a bone.

[Katman]

No wonder the Roastbusters culture is alive and well in New Zealand.

[HenryDorsetCase]

She might not have meat but just might take a bone.

they are usually so unhealthy they arent interested.

[Big Dave]

Should all work out. He's hung like a cashew.

[Oakie]

Does it matter at that stage?

[mstriumph]

erm ... why don't you just ASK her :laugh:

[Oakie]

erm ... why don't you just ASK her :laugh:

Well as an HR guy, I can think of a couple of good reasons!

[mstriumph]

erm, she started it
she's shown herself more than willing to discuss what she will and will not stuff down her alimentary tract ... all HE'd be doing is asking for clarification?:innocent:

[mashman]

Eat: put (food) into the mouth and chew and swallow it

Spit.

[Gremlin]

Regardless of the answer, I bet it was all you were thinking about when she announced it, wasn't it, you sick puppy?

I'd be thinking the exact same thing

[Akzle]

youd be surprised how kinky vegetarians are. All of them. I tried.

Vegans? Fuck knows, theyre not actual people, thats akin to beastiality.

Dolphins dont. Btw.

[Indiana_Jones]

http://i.imgur.com/aTzEo7z.jpg

-Indy

[bluninja]

Recently a young lady in our office announced that she was changing to a vegan lifestyle. I understand that a person who decides on this choice Dietary vegans (or strict vegetarians) refrain from consuming animal products, not only meat but, in contrast to ovo-lacto vegetarians, also eggs, dairy products and other animal-derived substances. Now for the question. In light of this information does a Vegan "Spit or Swallow"

Depends if she thinks she's exploiting you :confused: and she accepts that you are a sentient creature :woohoo: Of course if you just ejaculated all on your own, she'd be able to swallow that :wari:

[cc rider]

youd be surprised how kinky vegetarians are. All of them. I tried.Geez thanks :thud:

[Banditbandit]

Recently a young lady in our office announced that she was changing to a vegan lifestyle. I understand that a person who decides on this choice Dietary vegans (or strict vegetarians) refrain from consuming animal products, not only meat but, in contrast to ovo-lacto vegetarians, also eggs, dairy products and other animal-derived substances. Now for the question. In light of this information does a Vegan "Spit or Swallow"

You're an animal ??

But seriously, vegans are such ernest things I couldn't be bothered finding out ..


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[R650R]

Is she a true vegetarian or a flexiterian eg one who eats meat when no ones watching....

Really your talking about seed not meat anyway...

[Banditbandit]

Is she a true vegetarian or a flexiterian eg one who eats meat when no ones watching....

Really your talking about seed not meat anyway...

There's a range of vegetarianism ... when I went down that path (1980s ...) I would not eat anything that had to be killed .. so no meat or fish, but I did drink milk and eat cheese, (arguable because rennet comes from dead cow's stomachs ...) ... diary products ... and eggs (Now I am quite happy to kill my own meat and fish ...)

Some vegetarians won't eat animal meat, but will eat fish. Others don't eat eggs, - range of ways ..

Vegans will NOT eat any animal products at all .. no eggs, no milk, no nothing ... they are the fundamentalists of the vegeterian world .. so unlikely to be a flexitarian (love the word) even when no-one is looking ...

[bluninja]

Vegans will NOT eat any animal products at all .. no eggs, no milk, no nothing ... they are the fundamentalists of the vegeterian world .. so unlikely to be a flexitarian (love the word) even when no-one is looking ...

Veganism isn't just about food, it's the use of any product that is derived from the exploitation of a sentient creature. So wool sheared from a sheep is out, but wool or animal fibres gleaned from hedges or gorse or shed onto the ground is ok. No leather shoes or jackets, clothing made from plant fibres or synthetics. Of course they have to be really careful with their diet and many regularly use supplements to get the necessary vitamins and minerals they need for good health. So if they were short of selenium, magnesium, zinc, or rubidium....... :puke::tugger:

[Maha]

Vegan farts are so bad you can almost see them.

[cc rider]

I had (figuratively) a young vegan customer. Was interesting getting motorbike gear sorted. Not impossible.

[Akzle]

I had (figuratively) a young vegan customer. Was interesting getting motorbike gear sorted. Not impossible.

surely they cant ride a motorcycle!

Petrol is made from dead dinosaurs and shit! :innocent:

[oldrider]

BBQ's used to make us sick ... everyone blamed the meat ... turned out it was the bread! ... Prospective Vegans should check their blood group first! :sick:

[Big Dog]

In my experience they are fond of a good source of protein, iron, zinc an potassium.
Like all good multi mind should be taken daily.


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[Big Dog]

Also in my experience. The easiest way to block the path to enlightenment is to ask, or hang around with such lurid thoughts before she has decided you are a suitable source.


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[buggerit]

In my experience they are fond of a good source of protein, iron, zinc an potassium.
Like all good multi mind should be taken daily.


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soggy bisciut?:sick:

[Big Dog]

soggy bisciut?:sick:

Not my cup or clam chowder, can't say I haven't been the "cook" before. Lol.


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[Banditbandit]

In my experience they are a good source of protein, iron, zinc an potassium.
Like all good multi mind should be taken daily.


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Fixed that for you

[unstuck]

Vegans are weak ass pussies.:yes:

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[5150]

I hate chicks that don't swallow meat...:shifty:

[cc rider]

I hate chicks that don't swallow meat...:shifty:
Hell... if she's swallowed your meat, I'd get her to a Dr to cough it up & have it sewn back on. :eek5:

[cc rider]

Vegans are weak ass pussies.:yes:
:whistle:Pussies can have very strong muscles :done::apumpin:

[Akzle]

Pussies can have very strong muscles :done::apumpin:

not weak ass-pussies.

[Big Dog]

Ass-pussy. Is that a willing receiver in prison? If so would not weak be the default?


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