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v.ros`
13th September 2005, 15:17
History Lesson


Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theatre named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theatre and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theatre.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

Sniper
13th September 2005, 15:21
Cool, I think I have heard it before but who knows

Pixie
13th September 2005, 15:24
It's obvious....Kennedy and Lincoln were really Kang and Kodos ( see my avatar ) in human skin suits,Travelling through time and meddling in Earth politics.

Lias
13th September 2005, 15:28
http://www.snopes.com/history/american/linckenn.htm

Lou Girardin
13th September 2005, 15:43
It's old now. But did you know that Bush is a synonym for twat?

Motu
13th September 2005, 17:15
That's a cunt of a thing to say Lou!

Skyryder
13th September 2005, 20:17
On the surface all the dates and names etc seem to be connected. Years ago I came across a site that showed that if you had two people and their life history you can make up similar connections.

Much the same has been done with the pyamids size and dimentions using mathamatical formulae's that suggest hidden knowledge. Conspiracy theorists love this sort of thing.

The Bible Code is another falicy. But that's another story.


Skyryder

Lou Girardin
14th September 2005, 09:31
That's a cunt of a thing to say Lou!

Sorry, I apologise to all cunts. Bush couldn't possibly be one.
He's more of a ruptured colon.

placidfemme
14th September 2005, 09:36
Sorry, I apologise to all cunts. Bush couldn't possibly be one.
He's more of a ruptured colon.

lol nice one