Anyone know of a good lawyer or barrister specialised in information technology?

[Zapf]

Please contact me via PM.

[skippa1]

Porn on the company computer aye....

[awayatc]

No havent heard of a good lawyer.....

but I heard the one about an Irishman, a nun and and a goat........

[Akzle]

whatever happens in this thread, do not listen to henrydorsetcase, that cunt doesn't know shit about law, just jew shit.

as for IT... are you pressing charges or trying to avoid them

[TheDemonLord]

Not a Lawyer, but happy to give an Expert IT opinion

[mashman]

Oooooooooo... in which case I'm going to pick IP being the issue. Nigh on impossible to prove, but no doubt there's some smart lawyers oot there that know the right buzzword.

[pzkpfw]

No havent heard of a good lawyer.....

but I heard the one about an Irishman, a nun and and a goat........

skippa1 already covered porn.

[FJRider]

The biggie that gets the law enforcers wild ... involves the "Official Secrets Act" ... :yes:

But the usual beef they have is HOW information is gathered ... :pinch: and ... WHAT YOU DO WITH IT ... :laugh:

[R650R]

Don't know any but watched a top local lawyer run rings around the cops when it came to GPS/Computer evidence in a truck mates speeding/logbook case...
Really its just another form of evidence, all that really matters is if its accurate or not...

Sooooo whats it about, otherwise everyone will think the worst anyway...

[Akzle]

The biggie that gets the law enforcers wild ... involves the "[B]Official Secrets Act[B]" ... :yes:

But the usual beef they have is HOW information is gathered ... :pinch: and ... WHAT YOU DO WITH IT ... :laugh:

the biggie that "gets" them is 128bit encryption, BEFORE your OS, and again on any particularly illegal files. VPN by proxy all your shit. 256 on a bad day. ramtmp your shit and have your tmpfs, browser cache &c pointing to a black hole of #urandom.

jews cant fuck with it.

[Akzle]

Really its just another form of evidence, all that really matters is if its accurate or not...

actually several things matter. like if it's even admissible in a crowngaroo caught, the cops can and frequently do fuck this up. (AMHIK)
second is whether they can physically or legally do anything about it ("why no, cop, i would not like to unlock that door, btw, gtfo") or, in the case of digital shit (or blood samples, or fingerprints) - can their forensics actually get it.
it's liek, we seized all this shit, but it's all 0s and 1s and they're not in the right order and we don't know how to put them in... or, all this ammonia is making it hard to get some dna up in this bitch...

[FJRider]

the biggie that "gets" them is 128bit encryption, BEFORE your OS, and again on any particularly illegal files. VPN by proxy all your shit. 256 on a bad day. ramtmp your shit and have your tmpfs, browser cache &c pointing to a black hole of #urandom.

jews cant fuck with it.

English translation please ... and I ain't Jewish ... :argh:

[unstuck]

English translation please ... and I ain't Jewish ... :argh:

Hide all that beastiality porn really well on your puta.:2thumbsup

[Akzle]

English translation please ... and I ain't Jewish ... :argh:
translates.... uhh: me casa me casa ergo uckfay offyay igpay.

Jewish or not, you still can't fuck with my shit, neither can jews.

Hide all that beastiality porn really well on your puta.:2thumbsup
i don't know that it is... but err, you're probably more experienced there than me :whistle:

[FJRider]

Hide all that beastiality porn really well on your puta.:2thumbsup

It's a perfectly natural interaction with animals ... :motu:

[FJRider]

Hide all that beastiality porn really well on your puta.:2thumbsup

You're in the area of Gore ... living rural ... :wacko:

Take YOUR own advice ... :yes:

[caspernz]

You're in the area of Gore ... living rural ... :wacko:

Take YOUR own advice ... :yes:

This will be funny once the rest of us stop laughing at the words GOOD and LAWYER in the same sentence...

[puddytat]

Saul Goodman's the man I reckon..... 0900bettercallsaul or www.someonewhogivesafuck.co.doh

[Zapf]

as for IT... are you pressing charges or trying to avoid them

Dispute regarding Contract for IT services.

[R650R]

Dispute regarding Contract for IT services.

So you like that dude on news who had telecom contract and tens of thousands of dollars later poor connection with customers. They couldn't fix so he switched to vodaphone and sorted asap!

[Akzle]

Dispute regarding Contract for IT services.

one assumes you have exhausted lesser options. Discussed like grown ups, ie.

Because when lawyerjews start, you loose. The respondent looses. Lawyers git jewgold.

[HenryDorsetCase]

one assumes you have exhausted lesser options. Discussed like grown ups, ie.

Because when lawyerjews start, you loose. The respondent looses. Lawyers git jewgold.

common or garden variety cash money works. Bank transfer too. Ilove money. I love your money more.

[TheDemonLord]

Dispute regarding Contract for IT services.

What service(s) and what is the dispute regarding - if its about the terms of the contract, I won't be much help, but if it is about how the services were provided/level of competency/reasonable level of skill - as someone who has worked in IT for almost 10 years now - can offer opinion