New rider, again, saying hello

[mynemesis]

Not saying hello again, just new to riding again.

Cliché, fat guy in my 30s finally back on the road after 11 years away from riding. Last time I rode was as a bike messenger in London. obscure medical condition ruled me out of the game for a 10 year pit stop.

Back on two wheels in a new country that makes me feel as safe as I did while couriering around what I thought were the worst drivers in the English speaking world, until now.

Anyway, no moaning. I've finally got my smile back and nothing is going to take that from me for at least a short while.

So anyway, hi all.

[James Deuce]

You're allowed to moan about our road manners. We're fucking horrible.

[Banditbandit]

You want to feel safe ?? Get an SUV ...


Hello - and have fun out there ...

[BigAl]

You wouldn't happen be a Pom by chance?

[mynemesis]

Thanks, and already have a couple SUV's but to be honest I don't even feel very safe when driving those around some of your licensed road users. Gonna start looking at light armored personal carriers if this carries on. But even with all the kama karse but jobs driving around, riding is still fun. (Maybe more fun even :blink:)

And yep I'm pom. However did you guess?

[amberzfire]

great to hear your riding again, welcome back .. NZ bad drivers? hmm .. have you ever ridden or driven in central qld? lol that's some hillbilly-brokeback mountain-get-your-license-through-the-macds-drivethru stuff right thar ..

[Akzle]

fuken aucklanders.

[mynemesis]

thanks amberzfire, will be even better once this crappy rain and wind bugger off. Ive had more than my fair share of soggy riding.

and yes, fuken aucklanders!

[unstuck]

Fuckin whinging pom aucklanders. Welcome I suppose. And just so amberzfire does not feel victimized......show us your tits. :2thumbsup

[amberzfire]

Fuckin whinging pom aucklanders. Welcome I suppose. And just so amberzfire does not feel victimized......show us your tits. :2thumbsup

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all yours bro :niceone:

[Akzle]

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all yours bro :niceone:

it was half-funny once, sis. don't push your luck. :niceone:

[amberzfire]

it was half-funny once, sis. don't push your luck. :niceone:

agreed. hence reiterating. :brick:

[caspernz]

Welcome you retreaded biker :niceone:

Meh, Auckland's not much different to London really...and both are much better once you get outside the city limits and onto the back roads that suit bikes. At least the recent weather would make you feel homesick surely?

[Akzle]

Auckland's not much different to London really...and both are much better once you get outside the city limits

yeah. Cities arent so bad...when you leave.
Thats some tautological shit.

[FJRider]

fuken aucklanders.

The only thing Poms differ from JAFFA's ... is the accent ...

[FJRider]

it was half-funny once, sis. don't push your luck. :niceone:

The pic WAS for Unstuck ... whom she knows has Rural interests .... :yes:

You on the other hand would not know how to milk it ... :innocent:

[unstuck]

The pic WAS for Unstuck ... whom she knows has Rural interests .... :yes:

You on the other hand would not know how to milk it ... :innocent:

You know me so well.:2thumbsup


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[mynemesis]

yeah thanks, sorta...

very true about all cities, looking forward to getting my arse out of here and down around the coramandle in the next week or two.

as for my tits, you'll have to at least buy me a shandy and say something nice before I get my moobs out.