Church bells

[WRT]

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old
grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years
old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear,"
replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we
figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would
start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and
even...Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the
Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be
Alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

[froggyfrenchman]

hmmmm. so strange its funny

[Sniper]

I've heard it before, but damn its funny

[strayjuliet]

Damn those ice cream trucks huh? lol.

[feistyredhead]

well he gave it all he had...too bad it killed him! :rofl:

[Wolf]

On a related note (bad pun intentional):

A bloke is visiting Switzerland, taking in scenery - the Alps, the quaint villages nestled in the foot hills, cobbled streets and terrace cafes with a view of the Alps beyond the 150-year-old churches etc.

While he's enjoying a coffee at one of the cafes he learns that there's an old guy who plays the Alpen Horn up on one of the nearby mountains who will play a request if you ask him.

The bloke thinks this would be cool so he sets off along the path that a kindly local indicated and spends most of the day labouring up this scenic - but winding and steep - path up the mountain, through forests of pine and larch, catching glimpses of villages and fields below and majestic mountains above.

Finally he enters a clearing and lying on the ground is this huge Alpen Horn and near the mouth piece are two men, one standing, one lying on the ground.

He approaches and fairly soon can see that the one on the ground is an old man, clearly dead. He goes up to the other man who is standing nearby and shaking his head sadly.

"Is this the guy that plays the Alpen Horn?" The bloke asks, pointing at the body.

The other man nods sadly.

"Damn, I wanted him to play a tune for me. What happened to him?"

The other guy regards him sadly and replies, "some bastard requested Flight of The Bumble Bee."

[PuppetMaster]

I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling...

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100-years-old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age,
we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream van hadn't come along."

[S&S]

ha ha.......

[placidfemme]

lmao... oh no mr wippy strikes again!!!

[Macktheknife]

LOL thats good.

[Quartida]

Hahahaha, that's great. :D

[paturoa]

woulda died quicker if the alarm clock went off?

[Rossi Gal]

thats just wrong in soo many ways....

[Skyryder]

Doc friend of mine once told me that more people die in the saddle than you'd think. That and on the dunny. That's where Elvis died. In the bogger.


Skyryder

[Quartida]

Doc friend of mine once told me that more people die in the saddle than you'd think.

ARGH! Imagine if you were the one who was still alive! :gob: :eek5: :sick:

[skidMark]

lmao... oh no mr wippy strikes again!!!

mr wippy...

sorry dirty mind relates vanilla ice cream to other things...

[skidMark]

woulda died quicker if the alarm clock went off?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH rep

[one fast tl1ooo]

Sunday Morning Sex
>
>Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went
>straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and
>comfort her.
>
>When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied,
>
>He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
>
>Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old
>having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
>
>"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced
>age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells
>would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even.
>Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
>
>
>She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "he'd still be alive if the
>ice cream truck hadn't come along,"
>
>
>

[Laava]

Ha ha ha! I'm going to send that to my mum! On second thoughts......................?