What is worse than?

[Mom]

Being woken at 2am by a phone call from a guest saying they have locked themselves out of their room. Getting up to let them in and finding an obese, naked man, with one of your bath towels attempting (and failing) to cover his modesty :puke: Oh deary me...

Oh, I know. Facing him in daylight when he checks out and not being able to erase the mental picture. :sick:

Lesson here, don't drink and decide to take a naked swim in the motel pool in the middle of the night. I guess he had the best excuse though, he had no pockets in his pants :clap:

[haydes55]

You have a very rewarding and joyous job....

On the plus side..... He had a towel. (get it? PLUS size)

[Oakie]

What is worse? Probably BEING the guy who locked himself out naked.

I guess I have had one experience that goes close. Drunk in Invercargill after losing a drinking game badly one evening ... my forfeit was to do a streak. For some reason I decided it would be good to streak through the grounds of the adjoining old folks home. All went well as I ran down their roadway ... until I met a car coming the other way with headlights on that is.

ALTERNATE ENDING:
.., I ran past two old ladies on a seat. Unfortunately one had a stroke. The other one couldn't quite reach. BOOM BOOM!

[R650R]

Another 2am story....

Had to take a new driver with me to show him the ropes on the Auckland to Taupo swap (seriously there are guys who cant find Taupo without instructions, or Hamilton but that's another story).
It was bad enough that we had to stop in Waharoa on the way so he could buy $20 worth of fish and chips/burgers... (sweet I thought he's shouting dinner... not he ate nearly all of it!)
Anyway by the time we get to Taupo he's passed out. Do the swap and the palmy driver asks "Where's the new guy"... of he's asleep in the bunk. JFC he says... lol

Coming through the roundabouts at Hillcrest in Hamilton on the way back something keeps catching my perihipal vision... Finally on a straight bit oif road I turn around.
The fucker is asleep facing backwards and his shorts have ridden down and a giant fullmoon arse crack has been on full display to oncoming traffic!
God knows what other people would have thought....
I nearly rolled the truck over at the next half dozen intersections cornering hard to try and wake him up....
"are we at Taupo yet bro...." oh been and gone matey, good luck tomorrow....

[Maha]

Holy Crap! sounds like a nomination for employee of the month. Not wait, he didn't share his fush n chups, fuck him.

[Virago]

...Getting up to let them in and finding an obese, naked man, with one of your bath towels attempting (and failing) to cover his modesty :puke: Oh deary me...

What was holding the towel up?

[Mom]

What was holding the towel up?

You really are revolting :lol:

His hand, poor bastard...

[Mom]

Another 2am story....

Say no to crack :killingme

[AllanB]

Just be very thankful he did not get his dick caught in the pool filter and then phone you.

PS - don't use the pool for a few days until the whitebait die off ............

[husaberg]

Being woken at 2am by a phone call from a guest saying they have locked themselves out of their room. Getting up to let them in and finding an obese, naked man, with one of your bath towels attempting (and failing) to cover his modesty :puke: Oh deary me...

Oh, I know. Facing him in daylight when he checks out and not being able to erase the mental picture. :sick:

Lesson here, don't drink and decide to take a naked swim in the motel pool in the middle of the night. I guess he had the best excuse though, he had no pockets in his pants :clap:

Worse when you realised his room wasn't locked at all.........:cool:

[Voltaire]

You didn't by any chance find out what MPG his Mitsubishi was doing?:lol::lol:

[Akzle]

whats worse? Duno. A degenerative bone condition? A broken femur? Waking up at 3am to your sister giving you a blowjob? The IMF influencing global 'democratic' policy? The joke sentence awarded someone who raped an 8 year old? Jantars menstrual cycle? Waking up with no memory in a bathtub full of ice? Being bitten on the scrote by a lock jaw salamander?
Take your pick.

[mashman]

An employee's head holding the towel up, would be worse.

[admenk]

Sorry Mom, i'll try and remember my key next time :innocent:

[Madness]

An employee's head holding the towel up, would be worse.

Maha's in management bro.

[mashman]

Maha's in management bro.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaa... :first:

[mstriumph]

.............finding an obese, naked man, with one of your bath towels attempting (and failing) to cover his modesty :puke: Oh deary me...

.........

you really are going to have to provide bigger towels ... :cool:

[merv]

So what happened, surely there was a fat chick he was skinny dipping with too?

[cc rider]

Say no to crack :killingmeDon't look as he turns around to leave :sick:


Worse when you realised his room wasn't locked at all.........:cool:Or he's not staying at your hotel at all :angry:


Sorry Mom, i'll try and remember my key next time :innocent::spanking: :blip:

[Maha]

So what happened, surely there was a fat chick he was skinny dipping with too?

Fat fuckers don't skinny dip... they Chunky Dunk.

[DamianW]

British army based in Belize late 80's. Christmas Eve in a downtown bar and lost a bet. Wearing only a santas hat did a sprint around the main drag with a very long toilet roll stuck up my arse and lit as the 'wick'. Boozed up I stumbled into the dust and felt my back passage light up. Shortly after the military police rocked up and threw me in to the back of the landy still wearing my hat and wrapped in a blanky. Landy drives through the main gate of the barracks at 6.30am so still smoking down below and donning my hat I get out and head in to the guard room in front of a parade ground with several hundred onlookers lined up awaiting inspection by the CO. It sure was one hell of a welcoming committee.