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Flyingpony
15th September 2005, 12:41
Finished work for the day and then after spending a couple hours studying (6.5), returned back to my wee snoopy in the early evening (11:40pm) and discovered she had had a visitor.

Spread nicely across the fuel tank as if the reader had been sitting on her seat, was the magazine 'Beauty and you'.

So, theories arise:

* Has some sexy shella been sitting on my bike while I was away?

* Did some fellow KBer recognised my bike (not that anybody has met me yet) and decided to leave a subtle hint that I should give snoopy a very thorough clean?

* My bike is a beauty!

* (Other)

Nevertheless, I had a little chuckle riding home.

Horse.

Biff
15th September 2005, 12:44
Maybe someone thought you were just plain ugly and needed all the help you could get. :dodge:

madboy
15th September 2005, 12:46
maybe someone thought it was a girl's bike? :psst:

James Deuce
15th September 2005, 13:12
Did you check the seat for Voodoo Butter?

Marknz
15th September 2005, 13:36
Did you check the seat for Voodoo Butter?

:clap: :rofl: :clap: :rofl: :clap:

Smorg
15th September 2005, 13:44
If i found out someone had been sitting in my seat without me around i'd thump em' hot or not, "stay the #*@% away from my machine" :kick: :Pokey:

Gixxer 4 ever
15th September 2005, 16:32
Horse.
Dreamer :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Waylander
15th September 2005, 17:14
If i found out someone had been sitting in my seat without me around i'd thump em' hot or not, "stay the #*@% away from my machine" :kick: :Pokey:
I'm with that guy.

Al
15th September 2005, 17:44
What did the seat smell like? (you DID smell the seat, didn't you.....?) :rofl:

Al

Beemer
15th September 2005, 23:34
Evidence: Has a sexy shella sat on my bike?

What the hell is a shella? Do you think she may have been shelling peas whilst sitting on your bike? If so, I advise you to carefully check the seat for a strong smell of pea... :rofl:

And be thankful she only sat on your seat and not shat on it.

John
15th September 2005, 23:37
could have been somedude jacking off on your comfortable seat.. or whatever no idea seemed like a good idea to me.... BJ????!??