Our adopted KBer "Ernie" has a name....

[crashe]

Yep folks...........

I stopped on the side of the Nor-western motorway this arvo
and went over and talked to him...

He is quite nice to chat to....he even offered to shake my hand...
So we shook hands.... over the fence.

I mentioned that we all wave and toot to him as we go past him,
he said that he loves it.

His brothers ride motorbikes, but he only walks.
He said that he loves motorbikes.


So keep up the tooting and waving to him as you all ride by.




And his name is:

"Ernie" is Sanchez......

[enigma51]

Very nice to hear but am I missing something is there someone we have to acknowledge on northern?

[Pancakes]

Story time dad.

[crashe]

Very nice to hear but am I missing something is there someone we have to acknowledge on northern?

Just before the newton gully off ramp... is a bloke that stands there and waves to us as we toot to him.

We have dubbed him "Ernie"
Today I stopped to chat to him...

[Ixion]

Well, if you were able to shake hands with him, I guess that establishes that he is mortal. So that's one thing cleared up anyway.

EDIT: Did you find out about the dog ?

[enigma51]

Just before the newton gully off ramp... is a bloke that stands there and waves to us as we toot to him.

We have dubbed him "Ernie"
Today I stopped to chat to him...
Cool cant say I have ever seen him but then again I only go that way maybe once a month. I shall do the appropriate tooting from know on then

[crashe]

Well, if you were able to shake hands with him, I guess that establishes that he is mortal. So that's one thing cleared up anyway.

EDIT: Did you find out about the dog ?


No sorry, I didnt ask him....

But there was another man walking his brown dog and was chatting to Ernie/Sanchez as I pulled up...

[crashe]

Cool cant say I have ever seen him but then again I only go that way maybe once a month. I shall do the appropriate tooting from know on then

Yeah he ain't there all the time....
Usually wearing black gear....
He was wearing his black leather bike jacket today....

[pyrocam]

good on ya crashe

I was gonna take a photo the other day. but its hard to tell when hes there

[bugjuice]

yeah, he does look a bit 'dirty'...
did you ask him about his dog?

[Smorg]

I think im missing something here...................Is ernie special?

[NodMan]

I think im missing something here...................Is ernie special?
YEP ERNIE is SPECIAL!!!!
Im informed that it Costs you $250 to walk up to him and shake his hand
(HELENS fee....Pedestrian on a Motorway)

AND it costs you $150 for stopping your motorcycle on motorway(again Helens fee) unless broken down and YEP your on camera when you commit these heinious offences


SO ERNIE IS SPECIAL...at $400 a time he is the best revenue collector outside the IRD,,,,and NO Im not working tonite

[John]

hope his middle name isnt dirty...
"the names... sanchez...." your a bit dirty eh sanchez? "dirtys my middle name..." your kidding? "no..."

[loosebruce]

and YEP your on camera when you commit these heinious offences


Camera eh oh shit, so um you dont happen to have footage of a silver GSXR wheeling past Sanchez everyday do ya, if so, it wasn't me, honest to god it wasn't me.

[NodMan]

Camera eh oh shit, so um you dont happen to have footage of a silver GSXR wheeling past Sanchez everyday do ya, if so, it wasn't me, honest to god it wasn't me.


AND the green bike....some footage!!!!! mate Greenstone (the people that make Motorway Patrol) want you to sign a release form so they can start a new series!!!!

at this stage it has a working title of Bruces World...

seems a pity that only a few of us get to watch your every move on one wheel...especially those early morning runs

still you keep it up and they might approve my planned APE big block supercharged nitros... (ooops sorry boss said toooo much)

[ManDownUnder]

Classic - I like it!
MDU

edit NSFW but here's buggy's joke explained... in case there are a few out there of sufficient purity not to get it
http://www.thepinksock.com/the-dirty-sanchez.sock

[Sniper]

Hahaha, proved he isn't a ghost. Sanchez is a better name