Useless fucking thugs (Britomart)

[madbikeboy]

So, I'm back in Auckland for a week or two. I needed to go into town on Saturday night, and since the traffic would be screwed because of Xmas in the park, I thought, fuck it, I'll use the train while I'm here (I use the trains and ferries regularly where I live).

Aside from the fact that your ticket only lasts for two fucking hours (so you can't buy a return ticket in a single transaction), and despite needing to play a lottery to get a payment type to work (each machine only seems to take one random type of payment, if at all); the train sounded like a good idea. It's embarrassing to see how broken things are with our transport system...

On the return out of town, Britomart was packed with gangster wannabes, all jostling to prove they had the lowest IQ and the smallest dick. As the 10.58 pm train rolled out, we were fascinated to see a riot break out on the platform. The security guards were standing there with their limp dicks in their hands, and the useless Maori wardens were too busy trying to hug the little fuckers.

Not a single arrest… I mean, what the fuck? What the fuck has happened to NZ? Fascist dictator for a PM. Rockstar economy with all the rich people getting richer. Nasty bloggers ruling elections. And bullshit like a 2 billion train system that will never work, with little animals roaming without consequence.

[ellipsis]

...this would really suit the Flyday Nite Rants thread...

[Mike.Gayner]

Auckland once again proves what a classless shit hole it is.

[unstuck]

Didn't even look like a decent scrap on the telly.:yawn:

[skippa1]

Where is Auckland?

[madbikeboy]

Didn't even look like a decent scrap on the telly.:yawn:

There was a woman standing next to me that pointed out that it looked like a scene from the Planet of the Apes, monkeys on top of small objects, throwing small objects and beating their chests. Funny how accurate that was.

[unstuck]

Where is Auckland?

Tis the toilet between the bombays and the brynderwns.:2thumbsup

[skippa1]

Tis the toilet between the bombays and the brynderwns.:2thumbsup
Open sewer?

[unstuck]

Open sewer?

Seems to be heading that way. :wacko:

[Maha]

Open sewer?

A lot does pass through the area.

[skippa1]

A lot does pass through the area.
Wouldnt that give you the shits......someone needs to wipe up the mess.

[Akzle]

Wouldnt that give you the shits......someone needs to wipe up the mess.

vote akzle.

I wanna see it all go down... I wanna flush it all away
any fuken time, any fuken day...
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow...

[skippa1]

vote akzle.

I wanna see it all go down... I wanna flush it all away
any fuken time, any fuken day...
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow...

I will vote for you, pay is 5$ and a bag of chips

[Akzle]

I will vote for you, pay is 5$ and a bag of chips

$ wont exist. But yup. Fuken deal.

[Erelyes]

Learn to swim. Learn to swim. Learn to swim. Learn to swim. Learn to swim. Learn to swim. Learn to swim. Learn to swim.

[skippa1]

Learn to swim. Learn to swim. Learn to swim. Learn to swim. Learn to swim. Learn to swim. Learn to swim. Learn to swim.

this isnt semen school

[Reckless]

Here's the Herald article

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11374116

with a link in it to some Facebook vid

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=857078164313656&set=vb.100000344406439&type=2&theater

3news says 20k of damage when the train left Glen Innes??
http://www.3news.co.nz/nznews/britomart-brawl-arranged-in-advance--at-2014121518#axzz3LxejShaz

[cs363]

this isnt semen school

Close though.... :whistle:

[BigAl]

Willful damage, fighting, riotess behaviour are all harmless activities.
But woe betide you if you travel 1kph over the speed limit, the full force of the law will decend on you.:ar15:

[madbikeboy]

Willful damage, fighting, riotess behaviour are all harmless activities.
But woe betide you if you travel 1kph over the speed limit, the full force of the law will decend on you.:ar15:

I'm not advocating shooting the little fuckers, but standing there thinking happy thoughts isn't a solution.

[scumdog]

Willful damage, fighting, riotess behaviour are all harmless activities.
But woe betide you if you travel 1kph over the speed limit, the full force of the law will decend on you.:ar15:

Suuuure...you got a ticket for 1kph over the limit?

Well I will win Lotto this weekend - and that's a more likely event!:wings:

[5150]

Well I will win Lotto this weekend - and that's a more likely event!:wings:

:corn:

10 chaars

[jasonu]

Looked like a bunch of coons acting like a bunch of coons. Round the little fuckers up and make them do some PD for the next 6 months of weekends. Those maori wardens weren't much bloody help, seemed more interested in getting paid to stand around and do/risk nothing.

[imdying]

Once Were Warriors was a documentary dont ya know.

[buggerit]

200 years is only a second when it comes to evolution, give them time:oi-grr:

[Tazz]

Willful damage, fighting, riotess behaviour are all harmless activities.
But woe betide you if you travel 1kph over the speed limit, the full force of the law will decend on you.:ar15:

Pfft, they're to busy shooting dogs :bleh:

[Brian d marge]

see west ham lost at home again

normal behaviour in my neck of the woods

[Mike.Gayner]

Looked like a bunch of coons acting like a bunch of coons. Round the little fuckers up and make them do some PD for the next 6 months of weekends. Those maori wardens weren't much bloody help, seemed more interested in getting paid to stand around and do/risk nothing.

Hmm, gun loving racist, seems like an American. Oh, look at that.

[mada]

Looked like a bunch of coons acting like a bunch of coons. Round the little fuckers up and make them do some PD for the next 6 months of weekends. Those maori wardens weren't much bloody help, seemed more interested in getting paid to stand around and do/risk nothing.

Wasn't too long ago I remember skinheads running around Christchurch doing the same type of shit. Nowadays the streets are too full of people from everywhere, so they just stay at home on the dole, drinking, and felchering each other all day long.:tugger:

[unstuck]

and make them do some PD for the next 6 months of weekends.

Community service, there is no such thing as PD nowadays. Unless you are talking about the pink fairy land on here that is.
Make them read cassinas post for awhile, that'll learn the fuckers.:msn-wink:

[Akzle]

Make them read cassinas post for awhile, that'll learn the fuckers.:msn-wink:

have to learn them to read good first.

plus, have you ever actually tried to read shit while fucked up on meth?

[unstuck]

plus, have you ever actually tried to read shit while fucked up on meth?

Yes. Thought I was ordering fried rice, but got wontons.:eek:

[ellipsis]

...they look like apprentice hards to me...a six week tour of Leeds, Glasgow and Liverpool would either harden them up or cure their wank...

[merv]

The cheek of those thugs, breaking the windows on the nice new trains :facepalm:

[DamianW]

Mount Maunganui gets its fair share of idiots 'giving it some' every summer. Most don't fit the profile described ^^^ though. Yeah, a nighttime tour around Liverpool's Toxteth or Huyton areas would liven up a few of these wannabes.

[PrincessBandit]

Have a looped Barry Manilow CD at the ready-to-push-play as soon as you see the oxygen thieves start to congregate.

[Berries]

Wasn't too long ago I remember skinheads running around Christchurch doing the same type of shit. Nowadays the streets are too full of people from everywhere, so they just stay at home on the dole, drinking, and felchering each other all day long.:tugger:
The word you are looking for is felching dear.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I came back into the house hot and sweaty.

"What have you been up to?" asked my wife.

"I've been in the back playing felch with the dog," I said.

"You mean fetch," she laughed.

"Oh yes," I said as I slipped the straw back into the cupboard..............
~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[madbikeboy]

Community service, there is no such thing as PD nowadays. Unless you are talking about the pink fairy land on here that is.
Make them read cassinas post for awhile, that'll learn the fuckers.:msn-wink:

Dude. Why you gotta be so mean? I think it's covered in the Bill of Rights Act, something about cruel and unusual punishment…?

[madbikeboy]

Mount Maunganui gets its fair share of idiots 'giving it some' every summer. Most don't fit the profile described ^^^ though. Yeah, a nighttime tour around Liverpool's Toxteth or Huyton areas would liven up a few of these wannabes.

Or a weekend in Compton (where the real gangsters live).

[unstuck]

Dude. Why you gotta be so mean? I think it's covered in the Bill of Rights Act, something about cruel and unusual punishment…?

Yeah, was a bit of a low blow. Maybe getting bum punched in Mt Eden by the King Cobras would be a slightly less severe punishment.:niceone:

[Grubber]

Dude. Why you gotta be so mean? I think it's covered in the Bill of Rights Act, something about cruel and unusual punishment…?


Tis the toilet between the bombays and the brynderwns.:2thumbsup

Jeez you got that right!

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[jasonu]

Hmm, gun loving racist, seems like an American. Oh, look at that.

That's racist!

[Brian d marge]

Have a looped Barry Manilow CD at the ready-to-push-play as soon as you see the oxygen thieves start to congregate.

They did that at the butts centre in reading , england ,,,yoofs were loitering out came the best od the oldies cd , Yoofs gone

Worked a treat

Stephen

[Big Dog]

That's racist!

Um, no. American is not a race.

[Mike.Gayner]

Um, no. American is not a race.

Don't expect an American to understand the nuances of the English language.

[Berries]

Don't expect an American to understand the nuances of the English language.
Irony can be quite funny.

[jasonu]

Um, no. American is not a race.

I don't remember saying it was.

[awayatc]

American not a race?

wot about Indy 500...?

that's a race.....

simple rules....

round and round and round.......

a race Americans can understand..

But a race non the less....No..?

[awayatc]

Speaking of Americans.....

their popo knows how to deal with unarmed tinted youngsters......:corn:

heard a couple of them are looking for work now.....