On the first day of Christmas Akzle gave to me

[Maha]

On the first day of christmas Akzle gave to me...

One bag of chips
And a scared goat tied to a Willow tree....

[unstuck]

On the second day of christmas Akzel gave to me

A big sticky bud and a tab of LSD.:devil2::Punk::Punk:

[Robbo]

On the third day of Christmas Akzle gave to me;

One bag of chips
One sacred goat tied to a willow tree
A sticky bud and a tab of LSD
And a brand new $5 note.



Next Please...:laugh:

[Laava]

On the fourth day of christmas Yokel gave to me, an endless aeroplane conspiracy, A brand new $5 note, one bag of chips and a scared goat tied to a willow tree

[Maha]

On the 5th day of Christmas Akzle gave to me....

One bag of chips
A sticky bud and a tab of LSD
And a brand new $5 note.
An endless aeroplane conspiracy,
A brand new $5 note,
One bag of chips
Five threads of shit
…and a scared goat tied to a willow tree

[husaberg]

on the sixth of Christmas ( F-ing religious holidays) 6 new problems (in his mind) to blame the Jewish on

One bag of chips (for his shoulders)
A sticky bud and a tab of LSD
And a brand new $5 note. (its all he's earning)
An endless aeroplane conspiracy,
A brand new $5 note,
One bag of chips
Five threads of shit....

…and a scared goat tied to a willow tree.

[Tazz]

On the seventh day of Christmas Akzle gave to me : The Clap.

on the sixth of Christmas ( F-ing religious holidays) 6 new problems (in his mind) to blame the Jewish on
One bag of chips (for his shoulders)
A sticky bud and a tab of LSD
And a brand new $5 note. (its all he's earning)
An endless aeroplane conspiracy,
A brand new $5 note,
One bag of chips
Five threads of shit....
…and a scared goat tied to a willow tree.

[jim.cox]

On the eigth day of Christmas Akzle gave to me : eight red reps

The Clap.
6 new problems (in his mind) to blame the Jewish on
One bag of chips (for his shoulders)
A sticky bud and a tab of LSD
And a brand new $5 note. (its all he's earning)
An endless aeroplane conspiracy,
A brand new $5 note,
One bag of chips
Five threads of shit....
…and a scared goat tied to a willow tree.

[mashman]

On the ninth day of Christmas Akzle gave to me : a six to go with my nine.

eight red reps
The Clap.
6 new problems (in his mind) to blame the Jewish on
One bag of chips (for his shoulders)
A sticky bud and a tab of LSD
And a brand new $5 note. (its all he's earning)
An endless aeroplane conspiracy,
A brand new $5 note,
One bag of chips
Five threads of shit....
…and a scared goat tied to a willow tree.

[Akzle]

i love all you guys.

except maha and husafag, you guys are dicks.

[husaberg]

On the tenth day of Christamas Axel gave to me.....
no love from him for me of Maha but much mirth seeing his multiple infractions too much thoughts of husa's behind
a six to jostle with mashies 9
eight red reps
The Clap.
6 new problems (in his mind) to blame the Jewish on
One bag of chips (for his shoulders)
A sticky bud and a tab of LSD
And a brand new $5 note. (its all he's earning)
An endless aeroplane conspiracy,
A brand new $5 note,
One bag of chips
Five threads of shit....
…and a scared goat tied to a willow tree

[Maha]

On the 11th day of Christamas Axel gave to me: A well used Penis pump

a six to go in mashies b9.
eight red reps
The Clap.
6 new problems (in his mind) to blame the Jewish on
One bag of chips (for his shoulders)
A sticky bud and a tab of LSD
And a brand new $5 note. (its all he's earning)
An endless aeroplane conspiracy,
A brand new $5 note,
One bag of chips
Five threads of shit....
…and a scared goat tied to a willow tree

[Swoop]

On the 12th day of Christamas Axel gave to me: Eleven entertaining threads to stir KB'ers,

A well used Penis pump
a six to go in mashies b9.
eight red reps
The Clap.
6 new problems (in his mind) to blame the Jewish on
One bag of chips (for his shoulders)
A sticky bud and a tab of LSD
And a brand new $5 note. (its all he's earning)
An endless aeroplane conspiracy,
A brand new $5 note,
One bag of chips
Five threads of shit....
…and a scared goat tied to a willow tree

And shit.

[PrincessBandit]

I prefer the sacred goat option in post 3- although it probably would be scared poo-less too if it knew what it was in for...

[Murray]

I actually don't want anything from Akzle as its probably soiled.

[buggerit]

What, no hookers?:blink:

[Akzle]

What, no hookers?:blink:

i keep them for myself and my close friends and allies. :yes:

[Virago]

On the 13th day of Christmas Akzle gave to me:

Thirteen pointless acronyms

Eleven entertaining threads to stir KB'ers,
A well used Penis pump
a six to go in mashies b9.
eight red reps
The Clap.
6 new problems (in his mind) to blame the Jewish on
One bag of chips (for his shoulders)
A sticky bud and a tab of LSD
And a brand new $5 note. (its all he's earning)
An endless aeroplane conspiracy,
A brand new $5 note,
One bag of chips
Five threads of shit....
…and a scared goat tied to a willow tree

And shit.

[oldrider]

Wow - you had a big day on that one! :lol:

[jasonu]

No one tried to fit in a lamp made from Jew skin.

[husaberg]

No one tried to fit in a lamp made from Jew skin.

no one really put in that much effort as it was only about asskissel:bleh:

[Oakie]

i keep them for myself and my close friends and allies. :yes:

So just the one hooker then?

[caseye]

I nearly cried, seeing how all you'se fellas feel about our very own akzle.
I'm sure he's really ( no honestly) touched by your thoughtfulness about his presents both good and bad.
Merry Christmas you Jokers!

[Berries]

I nearly cried, seeing how all you'se fellas feel about our very own akzle.
I'm sure he's really ( no honestly) touched by your thoughtfulness about his presents both good and bad.
She's a cunt.



Santa.

[Brian d marge]

If my true love had given me Half of what he got I would have shot her in cold blood

we start of with ,,,a partridge

then we get a partridge and 2 doves


Soooo, the sum of the whole is ; S = n/6 ( n+1)(n+2)

.................................................. .... = 12/6 *13 *14
.................................................. .....= 364

So this thread can only last 364 posts

hahahahahahaa

[unstuck]

Santa said Look, in the snow

A traveling bordello show

Nice little lookers

I counted three hookers

Which leads me to say: Ho Ho Ho!:bleh:

Merry lotsa food day fuckers.:Punk::Punk:

[TheDemonLord]

On the 14th Day of Christmas Akzle gave to me - 14 surprisingly helpful posts


Thirteen pointless acronyms
Eleven entertaining threads to stir KB'ers,
A well used Penis pump
a six to go in mashies b9.
eight red reps
The Clap.
6 new problems (in his mind) to blame the Jewish on
One bag of chips (for his shoulders)
A sticky bud and a tab of LSD
And a brand new $5 note. (its all he's earning)
An endless aeroplane conspiracy,
A brand new $5 note,
One bag of chips
Five threads of shit....
…and a scared goat tied to a willow tree

[husaberg]

On the 15th Day of Christmas Akzle gave to me -his virginity.
Fourteen useful posts (about where to bury dead hookers)
Thirteen pointless acronyms ....all about Jantar
Eleven entertaining threads to slur KB'ers,
A well used Penis pump (well 1/4 used, the end 3/4 has never been touched)
a six to go joisting with mashies 9.
eight more red reps... he all deserved
The Clap. (Only previously found in Monkey's)
6 new problems (in his mind) to blame the Jewish on
One bag of chips (for his shoulders)
A sticky bud and a tab of LSD... he mooched of mashie
And a brand new $5 note. (its all he's earning)
An endless aeroplane conspiracy, the jews all be causing
A brand new $5 note,
Five threads of shit....
…and a very scared goat tied to a willow tree

[Maha]

On the 16th Day of Christmas Akzle gave to me –One fucked 750

14 surprisingly helpful posts
Thirteen pointless acronyms ....all about Jantar
Thirteen pointless acronyms
Eleven entertaining threads to stir KB'ers,
A well used Penis pump
a six to go in mashies b9.
eight red reps
The Clap.
6 new problems (in his mind) to blame the Jewish on
One bag of chips
A sticky bud and a tab of LSD
And a brand new $5 note.
An endless aeroplane conspiracy,
A brand new $5 note,
One bag of chips
Five threads of shit....
…and a scared goat tied to a willow tree

[Akzle]

anyone else notice 12 is missing?

[Oakie]

anyone else notice 12 is missing?

Ya probably stole it ya thieving prick! :hug:

[Maha]

anyone else notice 12 is missing?

Post #13?....and poos.

[husaberg]

Post #13?....and poos.

He likely missed due to it being between his 3/4 unused penis pump and his well worn saddle sore goat

[Virago]

anyone else notice 12 is missing?

The drummers drumming took one look at this thread and ran away.

[Oakie]

The drummers drumming took one look at this thread and ran away.


'Maidens milking' may have had potential though ...

[Maha]

On the 17th Day of Christmas Akzle gave to me –Xmas merriment and joyful snuggles

One Fucked 750
14 surprisingly helpful posts
Thirteen pointless acronyms ....all about Jantar
Thirteen pointless acronyms
Eleven entertaining threads to stir KB'ers,
A well used Penis pump
a six to go in mashies b9.
eight red reps
The Clap.
6 new problems (in his mind) to blame the Jewish on
One bag of chips (for his shoulders)
A sticky bud and a tab of LSD
And a brand new $5 note. (its all he's earning)
An endless aeroplane conspiracy,
A brand new $5 note,
One bag of chips
Five threads of shit....
…and a scared goat tied to a willow tree

[Woodman]

On the 18th day of Christmas Akzle gave to me (and the goat)

A letter from the clinic

One Fucked 750
14 surprisingly helpful posts
Thirteen pointless acronyms ....all about Jantar
Thirteen pointless acronyms
Eleven entertaining threads to stir KB'ers,
A well used Penis pump
a six to go in mashies b9.
eight red reps
The Clap.
6 new problems (in his mind) to blame the Jewish on
One bag of chips (for his shoulders)
A sticky bud and a tab of LSD
And a brand new $5 note. (its all he's earning)
An endless aeroplane conspiracy,
A brand new $5 note,
One bag of chips
Five threads of shit....
…and a scared goat tied to a willow tree

[unstuck]

'Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the 'hood,
not a creature was stirring,
it was as quiet as wood.

When all of a sudden
as I was counting some sheep,
the dogs went ballistic
and kept me from sleep.

Now Baxter, now Khan,
I said in a rage,
if you don't keep it down
you'll be sent to your cage!

But the barking continued,
then they scratched at the floor,
and I began to wonder
what could make them so sore.

So I gathered my courage,
and spied through the doors,
and you'll never believe
what gave chase on all fours....


AKZEL I shouted, theys sheep not hookers.

Merry Christmas Akzel, hope your having an awesome day fella.:Punk::Punk::Punk:

[98tls]

;)Laughing tears at this one,nice work you lot.All the best you guys... oh and you A.

[TheDemonLord]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to unstuck again.

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Berries]

anyone else notice 12 is missing?
That'll explain the noise coming from the cellar.