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Cibby
16th September 2005, 09:23
Two weeks ago was my 35th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that
> morning. I went down to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and
> say,
> 'Happy Birthday dear!', .... and probably have a present for me.
>
> As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone happy
> birthday.
> I thought, well, that's wives for you,...... the children will
> remember.
>
> The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.
> So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent.
>
> As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, 'Good morning,
> Boss,
> Happy Birthday.' And I felt a little better that someone had
> remembered.
>
> I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said,
> 'You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday,
> let's
> go to lunch, just you and me.'
>
> I said, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!
>
> We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went
> out
> to
> a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch
> tremendously.
>
> On the way back to the office, she said, 'You know, it's such a
> beautiful
> day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?'
> I said, 'No, I guess not.' :D
>
> She said, 'Let's go to my apartment.'
>
> After arriving at her apartment she said, 'Boss, if you don't mind, I
> think
> I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable.' :devil2: >
> 'Sure!' I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom
> and,...
> in about six minutes,
> she came out carrying a huge birthday cake
> ...followed by my wife, ...
> and children, dozens of our friends, .....
> all singing Happy Birthday......
>
> And I just sat there . . .
>
> on the couch . . .
>
>
>
>
>
> naked. :doh:

aff-man
16th September 2005, 10:36
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

texmo
16th September 2005, 10:44
lol very very good!

bugjuice
16th September 2005, 10:48
daaaaamn.. that's gonna hurt..

skidz
16th September 2005, 13:31
HA HA, very good! :rofl:

froggyfrenchman
16th September 2005, 20:59
awesome. thats just bloody great! love it

Sniper
17th September 2005, 08:46
Thats one of the best jokes

placidfemme
17th September 2005, 11:41
lol guess he doesn't get his cake then huh lol

Cibby
18th September 2005, 10:13
lol guess he doesn't get his cake then huh lol


hhahahaahahhahhahahahahaahah

Yeah, i ah... guess not.... ;)

there should be laws against intelligent females entraping poor innocent males..

v.ros`
18th September 2005, 13:02
lol thats goood !

poorbastard
18th September 2005, 14:12
HAHAHA thats awsome. Needed something to laugh over after this crap weather

Macktheknife
26th February 2007, 15:38
So rather than repost it I thought I would just give it a bump.

Sniper
26th February 2007, 15:43
So rather than repost it I thought I would just give it a bump.

Well done. The QRF are appeased

skidMark
26th February 2007, 15:47
now that game me a good laugh

thanks for that :rockon:

blackkatana
26th February 2007, 19:05
A good one, couple of red faces on the birthday boy.:yes:

MidnightMike
26th February 2007, 19:12
Hahaha nice one :rofl: :killingme:

Deviant Esq
27th February 2007, 00:15
LOL, very good! Well done for bumping it up Mack :)

there should be laws against intelligent females entraping poor innocent males..
I second that. :lol: Entrapping even. ;)

Switch
27th February 2007, 00:18
Bahahahaha, very good :lol:

Kendog
27th February 2007, 05:22
So rather than repost it I thought I would just give it a bump.

Thanks for that.

Damn funny and a good read to start the day.

Ralph
27th February 2007, 20:12
Great story a bloody good laugh :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Cibby
28th February 2007, 12:15
bahahahaha, even i had another laugh at this

Bling for bumping it

vixter
28th February 2007, 12:20
god thats funny