R650R
29th December 2014, 18:22
A special invitation to KBers to be the first investors with benefits in this new business.
My business study has found a demand for kiwi drivers to know exactly how fast they are going and to have a reputable cache of evidence to challenge speed tickets.
The first 100 investors to invest a minimum $10,000 each will get Goldclass member benefits for life (conditions apply) along with a share of 5% of net profits paid decadely and divided amongst all investors.
Subscribers to Whatsmyspeed.com will have their car GPS tracked 24/7 and also a secondary laser device integrated to the main controller will constantly measure instantaneous speed.
Subscribers will have all legal costs fully refunded upon successful not guilty verdict for any wrongly issued speed tickets, conditions apply.
So what do you get?
Gold class members for $500 a month get:
24/7 GPS tracking and remote speed monitoring.
In car/bike digital speed display calibtrated in increments of 0.1km/h and full integration to cruise control.
Text alerts to three nominated cellphone numbers that speed exceeded.
All legal costs fully refunded upon successful not guilty verdict for any wrongly issued speed tickets, conditions apply
15% of all whatsmyspeed.com branded prison clothing
Interest free loan to cover moving costs in cases of persecution by rogue cops (one off allowance only)
25% of brake light bulbs at Ripco
Free emergency seat cover laundering when on last 10 demerit points.
Free entry to Whatsmyspeed.com topless bars
Club class $100 a month get:
24/7 GPS tracking and remote speed monitoring.
In car/bike digital speed display calibtrated in increments of 0.5km/h and full integration to cruise control.
Text alerts to one nominated cellphone numbers that speed exceeded.
Conditions:
Drivers must have Full licence for vehicle class driven.
Drivers must have clean licence with no speed tickets.
Legal costs only valid for tickets issued for 1-4km/h over
Life Gold membership revoked for any new traffic offences or undeclared previous offences.
All subscribers agree for police to have live access to speed readouts remotely.
Member ships may be paid monthly but the term of memebership is in five year periods. All remaining subscriptions to cover five year bracket must be paid if member leaves early or has service revoked for offending.
Whastmyspeed.com is not responsibly for any false readings due to war, terrorism, weather conditions, terrain or satellite failure.
Free entry to topless bars only valid in conjunction with purchase of three or more beverages per hour. Patrons not tipping will b ejected from premises.
My business study has found a demand for kiwi drivers to know exactly how fast they are going and to have a reputable cache of evidence to challenge speed tickets.
The first 100 investors to invest a minimum $10,000 each will get Goldclass member benefits for life (conditions apply) along with a share of 5% of net profits paid decadely and divided amongst all investors.
Subscribers to Whatsmyspeed.com will have their car GPS tracked 24/7 and also a secondary laser device integrated to the main controller will constantly measure instantaneous speed.
Subscribers will have all legal costs fully refunded upon successful not guilty verdict for any wrongly issued speed tickets, conditions apply.
So what do you get?
Gold class members for $500 a month get:
24/7 GPS tracking and remote speed monitoring.
In car/bike digital speed display calibtrated in increments of 0.1km/h and full integration to cruise control.
Text alerts to three nominated cellphone numbers that speed exceeded.
All legal costs fully refunded upon successful not guilty verdict for any wrongly issued speed tickets, conditions apply
15% of all whatsmyspeed.com branded prison clothing
Interest free loan to cover moving costs in cases of persecution by rogue cops (one off allowance only)
25% of brake light bulbs at Ripco
Free emergency seat cover laundering when on last 10 demerit points.
Free entry to Whatsmyspeed.com topless bars
Club class $100 a month get:
24/7 GPS tracking and remote speed monitoring.
In car/bike digital speed display calibtrated in increments of 0.5km/h and full integration to cruise control.
Text alerts to one nominated cellphone numbers that speed exceeded.
Conditions:
Drivers must have Full licence for vehicle class driven.
Drivers must have clean licence with no speed tickets.
Legal costs only valid for tickets issued for 1-4km/h over
Life Gold membership revoked for any new traffic offences or undeclared previous offences.
All subscribers agree for police to have live access to speed readouts remotely.
Member ships may be paid monthly but the term of memebership is in five year periods. All remaining subscriptions to cover five year bracket must be paid if member leaves early or has service revoked for offending.
Whastmyspeed.com is not responsibly for any false readings due to war, terrorism, weather conditions, terrain or satellite failure.
Free entry to topless bars only valid in conjunction with purchase of three or more beverages per hour. Patrons not tipping will b ejected from premises.