Tasty bits on ya bike [Archive]

SpankMe

27th January 2004, 20:53

I've got a similier thread (http://www.sv-portal.com/forums/showthread.php?t=215) on my SV1000 site, but I'd like to see it down with other bikes so lets see what ya got.

Cut and paste a tasty bit (male or female) to sit on ya bike.

Keep it tastful (top-half only) and lets try and keep this thread from going off topic.

ok, show us your image manipulation skills.

James Deuce

27th January 2004, 21:19

Lol!! Put down the photoshop manual and move away from the PC.

wkid_one

27th January 2004, 21:50

You need to do some more shadowing on that Spank.....whip in to the layer and add shadow from the same place as the sun - should sort it out okay for you

SpankMe

18th June 2004, 13:42

Well this thread just took off didn't it :p

Never mind. Here my latest. Hiromi Oshima, Miss May 2004. I think I'm in lust.

Slim

18th June 2004, 13:45

Well this thread just took off didn't it :p

Never mind. Here my latest. Hiromi Oshima, Miss May 2004. I think I'm in lust.
I thought you said top half only?!?!? :bleh:

Devil

18th June 2004, 13:59

Tastiest by far...

riffer

18th June 2004, 13:59

I thought you said top half only?!?!? :bleh:
Well why were YOU looking anyway Slim? ;)

Wenier

18th June 2004, 15:14

damn i dont have photoshop on this computer NOOOOOOOOO i cant mess with bike pics :cry:

Joni

18th June 2004, 15:17

Well why were YOU looking anyway Slim? ;)

cause he can. :rolleyes:

Big Dog

18th June 2004, 15:20

cause he can. :rolleyes:Cos SHE can.

Joni

18th June 2004, 15:23

Cos SHE can.

cause we can!!!!

SpankMe

18th June 2004, 15:25

damn i dont have photoshop on this computer NOOOOOOOOO i cant mess with bike pics :cry:

Just download Paint Shop Pro (http://www.jasc.com/products/paintshoppro/?). Thats all I used. Get the trial version, then get the crack from www.astalavista.box.sk

Hoon

18th June 2004, 16:20

ok, show us your image manipulation skills.

Dude you suck bad at the photoshop!! I'm considering starting up my own Digital graphics business so if you guys have any high end work thats need doing give me a yell and I'll do you a special KB deal. No promises tho, I expect to be pretty busy as theres a lot of demand for skills of my calibre.

Motoracer

18th June 2004, 16:25

Dude you suck bad at the photoshop!! I'm considering starting up my own Digital graphics business so if you guys have any high end work thats need doing give me a yell and I'll do you a special KB deal. No promises tho, I expect to be pretty busy as theres a lot of demand for skills of my calibre.

Ooooooh baby! :tugger:

ange

18th June 2004, 17:01

THATS FILTH!:Offtopic:

Motoracer

18th June 2004, 17:06

THATS FILTH!:Offtopic:

Human body is a beautiful thing. Some more than others obviously. All we are doing is appreciating it.

Marmoot

18th June 2004, 18:03

Human body? I thought we're supposed to be enjoying the "tasty bits below the girls"?

Anyway, seeing this thread only has 2 pages so far, most KBers seem to be more interested in religion/politics than tasty bits?

Btw, Spankme :first:

BugSplat

18th June 2004, 20:18

Can you see a motorcycle in this picture ? :wacko:

6Chris6

18th June 2004, 20:30

Ooooooh baby! :tugger:

Thankyou MR
ROTFLMAO

Skyryder

18th June 2004, 21:14

Anyway, seeing this thread only has 2 pages so far, most KBers seem to be more interested in religion/politics than tasty bits?

It's just here we are allin agreement and there is nothing to say

Skyryder

18th June 2004, 22:43

It's just here we are allin agreement and there is nothing to say

Skyryder
What more can we say? It one of those threads you have to just enjoy. If I had the photo software (and pc skills to us it) I'd plant Marg Simpson on my bike.
ps- anyone else noticed its not just SpankleMe's SV1000 that no longer sports an original equipment pair of cans in these pics. :D

MadDuck

18th June 2004, 23:13

hmmm so does this Paint Shop pro have hunky men for us gals? I am on a mission

Watch this space :soon:

Slim

19th June 2004, 06:51

Well why were YOU looking anyway Slim? ;)
I stupidly thought that Spankme was talking about after market bike parts. You know. Like braided lines, anodised bolts, aftermarket endcans, etc. :mellow: Strange, but true.

riffer

19th June 2004, 07:08

I stupidly thought that Spankme was talking about after market bike parts. You know. Like braided lines, anodised bolts, aftermarket endcans, etc. :mellow: Strange, but true.
:killingme :niceone:

Marmoot

19th June 2004, 23:21

I stupidly thought that Spankme was talking about after market bike parts. You know. Like braided lines, anodised bolts, aftermarket endcans, etc. :mellow: Strange, but true.

dittoo for me

wkid_one

19th June 2004, 23:34

Bump......................

danb

20th June 2004, 02:26

LMAO..... :shifty:

RiderInBlack

20th June 2004, 07:34

How about this one of a sexy black pussy on my old black VFR:2thumbsup

SpankMe

20th June 2004, 09:06

More biker pussy

NordieBoy

20th June 2004, 10:39

Just plain biker chicks...

SPman

21st June 2004, 19:20

Just plain biker chicks...
They look a bit cheep to me!

Two Smoker

21st June 2004, 19:25

They look a bit cheep to me!LMAO :killingme

Big Dog

23rd June 2004, 16:51

They look a bit cheep to me!
Some tough lookin birds they are!

SpankMe

18th December 2004, 17:54

Sorry, couldn't resist the urge. :bleh:

Ghost Lemur

18th December 2004, 19:04

Nice try there Spank, is that the new CB?

Juan

19th December 2004, 06:16

Few to look at... Tasty bits (http://www.superbike.co.uk/content/classic_wp.htm)

thehollowmen

19th December 2004, 07:21

oooh you can boast about hot nakkid chicks on your bike without any of the trouble eh?

I can't help but giggle when I see pics of women on a bike after something my wife said that caused a whole room full of bikers (who were looking at a coffee book) to laugh so hard they spilt thier beer.

She said "I thought the skid marks were supposed to be below the bike, not on the top"

I guess you don't really have that problem photoshopping though do you?