Guess what I found?

[Ms Piggy]

Read this and then what I'm about to say will make a whole heap more sense
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=9175&highlight=biker+gods and this http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=9413&highlight=keys and http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=9744&highlight=keys

I was in Whitcoulls today ruminating at how expensive talking books are, my Mum's b'day and I needed to buy her something...ended up getting her the new Dave Dobyn CD, anywaaaaaaaaay...I touched the elbow of my jacket and felt something sticking out from the elbow guard.

"Hmmmmmm...what the hell is that? (slowly it dawned on me) Oh my god! It CAN'T be!!!" But yes it was! The mystery has been solved!

[Keystone19]

:rofl: :rofl:

That's classic!

Congratulations on finding them...

Did wonder for a moment if you had a bone sticking out through yer jacket, but that's just my warped sense of nursing humour I guess...

[Hitcher]

Welcome back, CSL. And not before time.

[jrandom]

What was the mystery, then? I can't be bothered clicking those links.

Nice bike in the avatar picture thing, is it yours then? Can't see it that well but it doesn't look like a proper girl's bike. Are you a dyke?

[MSTRS]

Welcome back, CSL. And not before time.
I thought it was one of your knitting needles.....then I read the references. Just being contrary today I guess.
ps Isn't it always the way with these sorts of mysteries?

[CPB]

Read this and then what I'm about to say will make a whole heap more sense
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=9175&highlight=biker+gods and this http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=9413&highlight=keys and http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=9744&highlight=keys

I was in Whitcoulls today ruminating at how expensive talking books are, my Mum's b'day and I needed to buy her something...ended up getting her the new Dave Dobyn CD, anywaaaaaaaaay...I touched the elbow of my jacket and felt something sticking out from the elbow guard.

"Hmmmmmm...what the hell is that? (slowly it dawned on me) Oh my god! It CAN'T be!!!" But yes it was! The mystery has been solved!
:clap: :rofl: :clap: :rofl:
LMFAO

[James Deuce]

Big orra. Losfer words.

Hernia won't go back in either.

[Smorg]

What was the mystery, then? I can't be bothered clicking those links.

Nice bike in the avatar picture thing, is it yours then? Can't see it that well but it doesn't look like a proper girl's bike. Are you a dyke?

Why are you on the prowl???

[pyrocam]

Read this and then what I'm about to say will make a whole heap more sense
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=9175&highlight=biker+gods and this http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=9413&highlight=keys and http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=9744&highlight=keys

I was in Whitcoulls today ruminating at how expensive talking books are, my Mum's b'day and I needed to buy her something...ended up getting her the new Dave Dobyn CD, anywaaaaaaaaay...I touched the elbow of my jacket and felt something sticking out from the elbow guard.

"Hmmmmmm...what the hell is that? (slowly it dawned on me) Oh my god! It CAN'T be!!!" But yes it was! The mystery has been solved!


shot CSL.

I can imagine you would have been a bit estatic.


shutup fish

[Paul in NZ]

Why are you on the prowl???

PLEASE don't feed the fish!

Good to hear from ya CSL.... Keys are like carb screws, once ya drop em they fall into special worm holes (usually located in the dark corners under benches etc) and only re appear once the new one you ordered arrived.

Cheers

[Big Dave]

Ha - good story.
Embarrassingly lost my keys on the Trophy once. Fell down in the bodywork and it took an hour to find the suckers. with 10 or so RAT members giving me complete shite.

[crashe]

Good to see you back online....

I am really pleased that you have finally found them...
So now frame them and put them up on the wall as a reminder.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Pathos]

I got a spare key in my drawer

[F5 Dave]

I got a spare key in my drawer

So that's your drawer in Hamilton huh? Lets see, can't be many houses there. . .

Nah, good to hear Cath. :ride: I lost mine briefly a week or so back until I had a brainwave to check the bottom of the magnetic tankbag.

[jrandom]

... lost mine briefly a week or so back until I had a brainwave to check the bottom of the magnetic tankbag.

The soul-destroying scratches on the tank didn't clue you in?

[F5 Dave]

Nah I always check the bottom of the bag before I put it on.

This was ‘I had just put them down & then they disappeared like all of a sudden’.

[sels1]

LMAO.....good one Cathy, least you have a spare set now!

[Beemer]

Glad to hear they eventually turned up, CSL! How on earth did they get in there in the first place?


What was the mystery, then? I can't be bothered clicking those links.

Nice bike in the avatar picture thing, is it yours then? Can't see it that well but it doesn't look like a proper girl's bike. Are you a dyke?

One, you're lazy. Two, what's with the dyke comment? I can't for the life of me see what role sexual orientation plays in what bike someone has. You'd make a good mate for my brother - he figured I must be a lesbian because I rode a motorcycle, had short hair and tattoos, and wore Doc Marten's. I'm pretty sure my husband would beg to differ! :hitcher:

[F5 Dave]

Just being a tosser obviously.

I remember in my MX pants finding something sticking into me & it was a barbed Weta leg. Had to carefully take it out.

Anyways a couple of rides later I noticed something digging into my leg. Sort of lumpy, . . erm.

YUEERGH! - I know what that is! Somehow it had gotten inside the gortex lining but I had to cut a hole to get it out. Hadn’t obviously survived the washing treatment though.

[jrandom]

One, you're lazy.

Granted. I hope that doesn't bug you, because it would be a shame if you got all bugged about something you couldn't do anything about.


Two, what's with the dyke comment?

Joke. Humour. Sarcasm. Something like that. I was in a hurry. I notice that nobody's answered my question, though.


Just being a tosser obviously.

What he said.


because I rode a motorcycle, had short hair and tattoos, and wore Doc Marten's...

Plenty of dykes are a lot more feminine than that.

Could your parents just not afford Barbies when you were growing up, or something?

[Beemer]

Granted. I hope that doesn't bug you, because it would be a shame if you got all bugged about something you couldn't do anything about.

Joke. Humour. Sarcasm. Something like that. I was in a hurry. I notice that nobody's answered my question, though.

What he said.

Plenty of dykes are a lot more feminine than that.

Could your parents just not afford Barbies when you were growing up, or something?

Was stating a fact, doesn't bug me in the slightest if you're lazy.

Joke. Humour. Sarcasm. Something like that. Yeah, right! And why do you want to know if she's gay?

Rep for F5 Dave.

Don't dress like that all the time, not that it matters.

Barbie hadn't been invented when I was a child. Had way cooler toys anyway.

[jrandom]

And why do you want to know if she's gay?

Her bike just looks the type.


Barbie hadn't been invented when I was a child.

Sorry. If I'd known your age, I would have been more respectful.

[HenryDorsetCase]

One, you're lazy. Two, what's with the dyke comment? I can't for the life of me see what role sexual orientation plays in what bike someone has. You'd make a good mate for my brother - he figured I must be a lesbian because I rode a motorcycle, had short hair and tattoos, and wore Doc Marten's. I'm pretty sure my husband would beg to differ! :hitcher:

excellent. :thumbsup: You owned his sorry ass with that comment....

[jrandom]

excellent. :thumbsup: You owned his sorry ass with that comment....

Ah, the Observant Fraternity chimes in.

[Ixion]

Just being a tosser obviously.

I remember in my MX pants finding something sticking into me & it was a barbed Weta leg. Had to carefully take it out.

Anyways a couple of rides later I noticed something digging into my leg. Sort of lumpy, . . erm.

YUEERGH! - I know what that is! Somehow it had gotten inside the gortex lining but I had to cut a hole to get it out. Hadn’t obviously survived the washing treatment though.

For which reason a wise man ALWAYS turns gumboots upside down and gives them a damn good thump before putting them on.

[Beemer]

For which reason a wise man ALWAYS turns gumboots upside down and gives them a damn good thump before putting them on.

Not only wise men - ours often have wee furry creatures dropped in them by the cats. Thankfully no wetas, but we do have lots of flying huhu bugs in summer.

[pyrocam]

cmon! yeah! fight! bring on the flames! Ive got my fire extinguiser handy!

[crashe]

cmon! yeah! fight! bring on the flames! Ive got my fire extinguiser handy!


You, young man go and sort out your tyre..... lol.
So you can go riding this weekend...

[Rainbow Wizard]

I touched the elbow of my jacket and felt something sticking out from the elbow guard.
"Hmmmmmm...what the hell is that? (slowly it dawned on me) Oh my god! It CAN'T be!!!" But yes it was! The mystery has been solved!
If you bow enough you may not go to 'el'.
One spare set of keys, special delivery. :oi-grr:

[Big Dave]

Her bike just looks the type.


I'm a dyke......trapped in a man's body.

[Biff]

LMAO :woohoo: :rofl:

Well done you!

[Joni]

Yay Cath!!!!!! :woohoo:

[Ms Piggy]

What was the mystery, then? I can't be bothered clicking those links.

Nice bike in the avatar picture thing, is it yours then? Can't see it that well but it doesn't look like a proper girl's bike. Are you a dyke?
Well before you & Beemer really get the claws out I guess I better answer. :devil2:
1. Lost keys, couldn't find keys after looking everywhere. Paid for new keys but ignition key wrong, so had to pay for new ignition keys, found lost keys today that had been missing since late Feb.
2. Not my bike but lovely I agree, belongs to another KBer.
3. Proper girls’ bike?? Ummmm, errrrr never knew there was such a thing.
4. My sexuality is irrelevant.


Welcome back, CSL. And not before time. &
Good to see you back online....
Cheers MrH & crashe :) I haven't been away just busy, I've been lurking around and taking a quick peak when I can...it's hard slog not having the flexibility of a campus life but, I'm loving being out on placement rather than stuck doing essays! :puke:

Oh yeah...I do have a spare, spare set of keys now as when I lost them I got 2 sets cut!

p.s I've missed you guys!!! :bye: :grouphug:

[Virago]

Geez, that's classic! Mrs V is always losing her keys then finding them in strange places - I showed her your progression of threads culiminating in today's, she just about wet herself laughing.

Good to see you saw the funny side of it yourself!

[Hitcher]

excellent. You owned his sorry ass with that comment....
There are no sad donkeys around here, sunshine. Rejoice in the happy glow of that which is the Great New Zealand Arse!

Change the Government. Give your party vote to BDOTGNZA!

[jazbug5]

That was a laugh well worth the wait, Cath... good one!

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[speights_bud]

i permantly solved that problem. TOok the bloody key out, put a switch in! :devil2: I mean who would want to steal my shitty a100 bucket anyway?

[SARGE]

Not only wise men - ours often have wee furry creatures dropped in them by the cats. Thankfully no wetas, but we do have lots of flying huhu bugs in summer.


WHAT THE FUCK ARE WETA'S AND HUHU BUGS???!!

(im not from around here...)

[Ixion]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE WETA'S AND HUHU BUGS???!!

(im not from around here...)

What !!?? You don't know about wetas ?

For Heaven's sake, nobody tell him.He's a good guy, we don't want him freaking out and making a bolt back to the States.

Believe me, Sarge, when you encounter one ---- you'll KNOW.

[scumdog]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE WETA'S AND HUHU BUGS???!!

(im not from around here...)

WETAS = extra large cricket type bugs with spikey legs, don't fly and mainly live in dark places.

HUHU BUGS (or BEETLES) = Large (up to 3" long) flying beetles with long curvy antenae and clingy spikey legs, they fly around in the late summer months at night - and make a hell of a whack when they hit your goggles!!
And their grubs are a tasty treat - sort of look like big maggots about 4" long and live in rotten pine logs. (and other types of wood too)

[Ixion]

WETAS = extra large cricket type bugs with spikey legs.

HUHU BUGS (or BEETLES) = Large (up to 3" long) flying beetles with long curvy antenae and clingy spikey legs, they flay around in the late summer months at night - and make a hell of a whack when they hit your goggles!!

Yeah, and diamond back rattlesnakes are extra large earth worms with fancy tails !

[SARGE]

What !!?? You don't know about wetas ?

For Heaven's sake, nobody tell him.He's a good guy, we don't want him freaking out and making a bolt back to the States.

Believe me, Sarge, when you encounter one ---- you'll KNOW.


i am assuming they are some sort of Insectoid organism..

EDIT: google is kewl..but hell..we got bigger head - lice back home

Weta's do look tasty though.. bit of Chili dipping sauce and a few beers and im on it..

[scumdog]

Yeah, and diamond back rattlesnakes are extra large earth worms with fancy tails !

O.K., so I'm guilty of underplaying things a little!!

BTW Have a go with a Tazer, it'll give you a bit of a tickle-up!! oops, done it again!!

[James Deuce]

i am assuming they are some sort of Insectoid organism..

EDIT: google is kewl..but hell..we got bigger head - lice back home

Weta's do look tasty though.. bit of Chili dipping sauce and a few beers and im on it..

Make sure you stock up on cash before you try that though. Wetas are protected.

[RiderInBlack]

EDIT: google is kewl..but hell..we got bigger head - lice back home.Obviously evolved to fit on Americian ego enlarged heads:whistle: Is that why in some States you don't need a helmet (cause noone makes them big enough)?:wait:

[SARGE]

Obviously evolved to fit on Americian ego enlarged heads:whistle: Is that why in some States you don't need a helmet (cause noone makes them big enough)?:wait:


Dude.. you'd be shocked if you saw my helmet size.. i either have to send away to the States of wear a cheap-as HJC CL14 with some padding removed. helps to house the Extra Extra Extra Extra Large brain.

by the way... thanks for turning this into yet another american bashing thread you racist cunt (p/t) :moon:

[Sniper]

Good to see CSL. And welcome back. :)

[James Deuce]

Dude.. you'd be shocked if you saw my helmet size.. i either have to send away to the States of wear a cheap-as HJC CL14 with some padding removed. helps to house the Extra Extra Extra Extra Large brain.

by the way... thanks for turning this into yet another american bashing thread you racist cunt (p/t) :moon:

It's alright Sarge, Hitcher has an XXXXXL helmet fitting too. It's quite good to follow him on a blustery day, as his giant melon smooths airflow for B Trains, let alone motorcycles.

[Ixion]

Make sure you stock up on cash before you try that though. Wetas are protected.

Like heck they are. Not when I see one of the 'orrble things. Whatever it is that protects them isn't going to cut it when I swing at the repulsive wretch with my BLOODY BIG HAMMER (main exercise it gets nowdays actually) . The only good weta is a 2mm thick weta.

[inlinefour]

We will see you back on the roads again. :banana: Well, everyone else will, I have to wait a bit longer as I currently have no bike to ride. :doh:

[SPORK]

Like heck they are. Not when I see one of the 'orrble things. Whatever it is that protects them isn't going to cut it when I swing at the repulsive wretch with my BLOODY BIG HAMMER (main exercise it gets nowdays actually) . The only good weta is a 2mm thick weta.
Seconded. Uhhh, gives me the 'eebi jeebies.

Whenever I see one I get a primievil anger grow in me, to the point where it needs to die, so that I can live.

[scumdog]

Seconded. Uhhh, gives me the 'eebi jeebies.

Whenever I see one I get a primievil anger grow in me, to the point where it needs to die, so that I can live.

Can't believe some of you guys, you ride motorbikes - yet you're scared of wetas!!

How many people have ever been mugged by a weta??

Or run off the road by one?


Or been burgled by one?




Or have to pay taxes to one?


And you're SCARED of them???? :crazy:

[Ixion]

Can't believe some of you guys, you ride motorbikes - yet you're scared of wetas!!

How many people have ever been mugged by a weta??
Or run off the road by one?
Or been burgled by one?
Or have to pay taxes to one?
And you're SCARED of them???? :crazy:


Nah, not scared of 'em. They're actually almost harmless (Almost - if you get stabbed by those spines, they're very dirty and the stab puncture can easily become infected - like spider bites). I just hate them. They're repulsive, not frightening. Like goatse - not frightening, but ruddy 'orrible.

[kiwisfly]

Thats funny, bet you're were relieved...still funny though!


What was the mystery, then? I can't be bothered clicking those links.

Nice bike in the avatar picture thing, is it yours then? Can't see it that well but it doesn't look like a proper girl's bike. Are you a dyke?

...DIPSHIT

[RiderInBlack]

by the way... thanks for turning this into yet another american bashing thread you racist cunt (p/t) :moon:Your welcome:buggerd: You left yourself wide open on that one, due to your excessively exaggerated "we have head lice bigger than that" comment.

Ooh CSL, sorry to have highjacked your thread (looks like it already had been). Awesomes that you had found the keys:Punk: (too bad it was after going to all that trouble to replace them:doh: ).

[NordieBoy]

Dude.. you'd be shocked if you saw my helmet size.. i either have to send away to the States of wear a cheap-as HJC CL14 with some padding removed. helps to house the Extra Extra Extra Extra Large brain.

Typical Yanks, they'll supersize anything :D

[RiderInBlack]

Dude.. you'd be shocked if you saw my helmet size.. i either have to send away to the States of wear a cheap-as HJC CL14 with some padding removed. helps to house the Extra Extra Extra Extra Large brain.Probably due to Hydrocephalus not brian size.

[hXc]

Probably due to Hydrocephalus not brian size.

And I thought I was a bad speller. Naughty boy!

Pisstake of System Of A Down - Cigaro...

My brian is much bigger than RiderInBlacks

[RiderInBlack]

And I thought I was a bad speller. Naughty boy!

Pisstake of System Of A Down - Cigaro...

My brian is much bigger than RiderInBlacksThat's not to hard. I don't have a Brian:doh:

[pritch]

Dude..
by the way... thanks for turning this into yet another american bashing thread you racist cunt (p/t) :moon:

LOL !

Don't worry, these guys aren't entomologists.

I always thought the huhu grub was the pupae of the weta. The maori ate them, they apparently taste somewhat like peanuts but I have no desire to confirm that.

Trout love them too but it isn't always legal to use them, might depend where you live.. Thus used it might fairly be called Kakahi King

[Keystone19]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE WETA'S AND HUHU BUGS???!!

(im not from around here...)

Sarge, I know a great place up in the Waitakeres that is just crawling with wetas if you'd ever like to be introduced to some?

Actually, just off Scenic Drive come to think of it... :devil2:

[crshbndct]

What was the mystery, then? I can't be bothered clicking those links.

Nice bike in the avatar picture thing, is it yours then? Can't see it that well but it doesn't look like a proper girl's bike. Are you a dyke?

you managed, with incredible clarity, concise use of language, and good grammar, to insult the OP, and show a complete lack of interest in the thread.

[jrandom]

you managed, with incredible clarity, concise use of language, and good grammar, to insult the OP, and show a complete lack of interest in the thread.

[takes a bow]

One does try.

[curious george]

Sarge, I know a great place up in the Waitakeres that is just crawling with wetas if you'd ever like to be introduced to some?

Actually, just off Scenic Drive come to think of it... :devil2:
Is this the fridge that the settlers dug into the hill just before Parkinsons lookout?
Can't remember the exact name, but certanly lots of wettas!

[Sniper]

[takes a bow]

One does try.

And try is all that One seems to do. :killingme

[Beemer]

And try is all that One seems to do. :killingme

And there endeth the lesson! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[SARGE]

Typical Yanks, they'll supersize anything :D


you should see my feet..


i went fora tramp in Oregon years ago.. sucha nice day outside.. i decided to take my boots off.. saw these guys about 50 metres away with a vid-cam

then it showed up on the @#$%^ INTERNET!! ( http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/media/displayimage.php?pos=-36)

[Pancakes]

Probably due to Hydrocephalus not brian size.

I don't ride naked (even though it seems to be getting more and more popular) so I'm suprised not many people know where the saying " Brian size" comes from.

[pyrocam]

i went fora tramp in Oregon years ago.. sucha nice day outside.. i decided to take my boots off.. saw these guys about 50 metres away with a vid-cam

then it showed up on the @#$%^ INTERNET!! ( http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/media/displayimage.php?pos=-36)


oh thanks sarge. youve just turned my crap day around. that was classic. hows my bike coming along?

[Smorg]

oh thanks sarge. youve just turned my crap day around. that was classic. hows my bike coming along?

Maybe its keeping mine company in a crate :blip: :blip: :blip:

Nice link Sarge recognised you straight away what were you thinking not covering yourself up :killingme :killingme