Kiwi Biker vs NZgames

[limbimtimwim]

I showed KB to a non biker mate who reads www.nzgames.com He asked me "If NZGames and KB had a fight; who would win?"

This was indeed a tough question.

I don't read NZGames, but perhaps the more enlightened among us could answer this for us.

[bugjuice]

is NZGames an online game forum or something then?

[DemonWolf]

Why would we want a fight?......

Whats up with this? argh.. I need sleep.. coming into work @ midnight and leaving @ 1:30pm doesn't do much to my sence of.. what the fuck is up with twits with
macho-itis verbal shite stating crap like "If blah-fucking-blah and blah-forum had a fight, who would win.."

nuts

[limbimtimwim]

Why would we want a fight?...... Whats up with this? argh.. I need sleep.. coming into work @ midnight and leaving @ 1:30pm doesn't do much to my sence of.. what the fuck is up with twits with macho-itis verbal shite stating crap like "If blah-fucking-blah and blah-forum had a fight, who would win.."nuts

It's just a joke. It's Friday :-)

[skelstar]

Ive checked, lbtw is right, it IS friday.

[vifferman]

I showed KB to a non biker mate who reads www.nzgames.com (http://www.nzgames.com/) He asked me "If NZGames and KB had a fight; who would win?"

This was indeed a tough question.
Not tough at all.
The very fact that he asked a question like this gives us the answer: obviously, they are insecure losers, pussies if you will.

But we don't need to ponder it - it is beneath our contempt to even consider just a stupid question.

[N4CR]

Yeah they are all scrawny geeks.. just like all the other gaming forums I used to be on.

No competition in speed either. They probably all have white supras with white mags and chopped springs muahahahaahha

[DemonWolf]

Sorry... sleep deprivation has taken my good humor.... as many a person has noted today...

Dont ya just love being an IT Administrator where the users tend to put up with ya moods as long as you help them out of a bind... Then again, I've put up with soooo much of ....... ......... that its just not funny anymore =(

Is it friday?!? hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[limbimtimwim]

Sorry... sleep deprivation has taken my good humor.... as many a person has noted today...
Dont ya just love being an IT Administrator where the users tend to put up with ya moods as long as you help them out of a bind... Then again, I've put up with soooo much of ....... ......... that its just not funny anymore =(
Is it friday?!? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmThat's why I switched from being a Unix sysadmin to being a programmer :-)

[Indiana_Jones]

THERE IS NO PLAN B. KIWIBIKER WILL WIN.
ACT IS BACK!

-Indy

[NordieBoy]

But we don't need to ponder it - it is beneath our contempt to even consider such a stupid question.
And in not considering it I came to the conclusion that if we were allowed to use things we talk about on the web site then we would be able to use motorbikes, Scummys Truck, booze bottles and NC's farts as weapons.
They on the otherhand would be able to use BFG's, railguns and dead kittens as weapons.

At least our weapons exist! :D

[Pathos]

We'd pwn those nerds.

[James Deuce]

I just saw this. And I laughed and laughed and laughed.

I work with a few "blokes" who hang out on NZgamers (I use the term loosely. I don't know many males quite that shade of white, who cease to function in the presence of any female) and the answer to the question was quite easy. However I have some options for winning this "fight":

1. Big Dave uses WT as a truncheon and pretty much gets all the NZgamers close to him in one swing. He then converts WT to Javelin mode and picks off the runners one by one.

2. Given NZGamer's patrons inability to breathe around women, we send Mrs Deano out by herself. While they are doing their Beavis and Butthead chuckle at the tiny bit of cleavage showing through the martial arts outfit, tastefully gathered with a nice Black Belt, Mrs Deano does cool Ninja tricks, like pulling their hearts out and showing it to them while they are still alive, and inserting miniature poisonous cobras into nostrils.

3. Deano kicks their collective arses. By himself.

4. Mikey starts posting on NZGamers and makes everyone cry. Then I kick their arses.

5. Hitcher proof reads every post and critiques both the content and logic of their posts. AFter all the little Vulcans spontaneously combust, we send Firefight round to hose their chairs off.

As you can see NZGamers.

KB PWNS CHOO

BTW Kiwisim is a much better site, with a better clientele than NZGAmers

[N4CR]

We'd pwn those nerds.

I'll help you along with that one:


W3d p\/\/|\|z0r3][ t3][ |\|3rd n3\/\/bz0r3Hz

Tristank - keeping it real since... well, whenever.

[Big Dave]

Tell the gamers to send out their 6'5", 115kg, reasonably handy dude in an armoured leather battle suit and baseball bat and we'll settle it like grownups.

[Big Dave]

1. Big Dave uses WT as a truncheon




We're just good friends.

[NordieBoy]

Tell the gamers to send out their 6'5", 115kg, reasonably handy dude in an armoured leather battle suit and baseball bat and we'll settle it like grownups.
Like grownups?
Lets leave the lawyers out of this :D

[Big Dave]

Like grownups?
Lets leave the lawyers out of this :D


OK - Standard Disclaimer?

[ZTHOU]

Age and Treachery will beat youth and skill Everytime. :Punk:
End of story(pull their plugs out)

[SPORK]

Did anyone else fall out of their chair lauging at Jim2's post?

[White trash]

I'm glad I got a mention as a truncheon. Makes me feel wanted, although perhaps not as Daves truncheon. I've also just received a bunch of photos in the mail today of the boxing match between myself and Deano at my 30th. I gotta say, I look not too bad (if a little scrawny). And untill Deano decided to stamp his superioroity on the match by warming up and giving me a few gentle kicks to the body, I thought I was holding quite well.

So, yeah, I'll take on any 65kg weaklings from NZgaYmers. Who's bringing the gloves?

[ZorsT]

So, yeah, I'll take on any 65kg weaklings from NZgaYmers. Who's bringing the gloves?
I'm 65kg.... I might have a chance

[Sniper]

No point in arguing. We all know who.