Wild thing. I think I love you. [Archive]

madbikeboy

25th January 2015, 15:21

Heading down Esmond Road this morning in a car I stole from Papa Smurf, young woman on one of those new Kawasaki learner bikes comes roaring past, L Plate affixed (**YHZ), short shorts showing a decent set of legs.

She bullies down the centre, then races a bike at the front of the queue, cutting perfect lines through cages all the way to the motorway onramp at warp 9.3.

Wild thing. I think I love you.

(Yes, I'm a dirty old man).

Akzle

25th January 2015, 15:44

doesn't juniper live round there? :whistle:

haydes55

25th January 2015, 16:40

doesn't juniper live round there? :whistle:

She has an older kwaka, no L plate and ATGATT

Akzle

25th January 2015, 20:54

She has an older kwaka, no L plate and ATGATT

well. not _A_ tt. iykwim.
;)

Fatt Max

25th January 2015, 21:45

Did she wave?

madbikeboy

25th January 2015, 22:08

Did she wave?

She didn't wave. Gutted. How rude. Didn't even offer me a pie.

AllanB

25th January 2015, 22:15

Sounds like you need to teach that be-arch some respect. Yeah.

Or at least take photos!

mossy1200

26th January 2015, 05:16

Swoop

27th January 2015, 09:02

madbikeboy

27th January 2015, 09:14

Whish I could have swapped her for the lass I followed the other morning.

A scooterist who kept her feet hanging down near the ground. Followed her over some speed bumps and was expecting a broken ankle at least. She rode like that the whole time.:shit:

What is it about scooters that makes people so fucking retarded? Young girl on a scooter the other day, bare feet, short shorts, bikini top, bicycle helmet - she was getting a dressing down from a biker for being a moron - get this - he was telling her off for taking fucking selfies while she was riding down Lake Road in traffic...

madbikeboy

27th January 2015, 09:15

Sounds like you need to teach that be-arch some respect. Yeah.

Or at least take photos!

Mate, I was stuck in a cage, Papa Smurf's car has less HP than a lame donkey.

Swoop

27th January 2015, 09:16

madbikeboy

27th January 2015, 11:27

Takapuna spastics. It's all about the image.

No surprises there.

I fucking hate all the north shore try hard bitches. They're arrogant, narcissistic, and usually, butt ugly. I (mostly) live in Sydney, and you get incredible stunners who are also down to earth and fun to hang out with (for the most part).

haydes55

27th January 2015, 12:56

I fucking hate all the north shore try hard bitches. They're arrogant, narcissistic, and usually, butt ugly. I (mostly) live in Sydney, and you get incredible stunners who are also down to earth and fun to hang out with (for the most part).

But... A shore girl is a sure thing.

madbikeboy

27th January 2015, 14:21

But... A shore girl is a sure thing.

Only when they've already got a boyfriend or a husband apparently.

Maha

27th January 2015, 14:29

She has an older kwaka, no L plate and ATGATT

''short shorts showing a decent set of legs. then races a bike at the front of the queue, cutting perfect lines''

Confirmation it was not her.

madbikeboy

27th January 2015, 14:47

''short shorts showing a decent set of legs. then races a bike at the front of the queue, cutting perfect lines''

Confirmation it was not her.

The irony is that I was more impressed with her lines and confidence than her legs. I think there is something wrong with my programming.

F5 Dave

27th January 2015, 15:35

What this thread is missing is a bunch of dudes posting "It was me" Or 'It was Koba'

Tazz

27th January 2015, 16:07

The irony is that I was more impressed with her lines and confidence than her legs. I think there is something wrong with my programming.

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/009/855/35xyux.jpg

gjm

27th January 2015, 17:11

What this thread is missing is a bunch of dudes posting "It was me" Or 'It was Koba'

It was Akzle, on his hols.

FJRider

27th January 2015, 18:29

... Or at least take photos!

I concur ... KB policy ... no pic's means it didn't happen liar ... <_<

FJRider

27th January 2015, 18:31

The irony is that I was more impressed with her lines and confidence than her legs. I think there is something wrong with my programming.

You're just old ... or gay.

toycollector10

27th January 2015, 19:01

I once saw a young woman riding side saddle style one-handed holding her mini skirt down. And a guy in nothing except a pair of old school white gym shorts. Then there was "Mr undertaker" doing 60 kph roaring up the inside of a line of parked cars waiting at a pedestrian crossing. He blew the crossing and bracketed two little children about 5 years old or younger who were using the crossing. And last week, Mr No Shoes. Nothing surprises me these days.

caspernz

27th January 2015, 19:15

I blame the heat, for it seems once we're above 25 or so, the desire to keep ones skin intact gives way to keeping cool...<_<

Nothing surprises me, although it does annoy me...crocks and jandals for footwear, shorts and T-shirts...it seems helmets are the only thing some numpties accept as necessary. Shame most of us pay ACC for folks like this :confused:

Pumba

27th January 2015, 19:23

This thread is pointless without pictures

Berries

27th January 2015, 22:14

What is it about scooters that makes people so fucking retarded? Young girl on a scooter the other day, bare feet, short shorts, bikini top, bicycle helmet - she was getting a dressing down from a biker for being a moron - get this - he was telling her off for taking fucking selfies while she was riding down Lake Road in traffic...
Did she crash and die?

I blame the heat, for it seems once we're above 25 or so, the desire to keep ones skin intact gives way to keeping cool...<_<

Nothing surprises me, although it does annoy me...crocks and jandals for footwear, shorts and T-shirts...it seems helmets are the only thing some numpties accept as necessary. Shame most of us pay ACC for folks like this :confused:
No, we pay ACC due to all the fuckwits that crash. What you wear only matters if you do crash and I imagine I would ride a damn sight differently if I had shorts on rather than my normal Levis. I blame all those who ATGATT to be honest. They crash as well so influence your ACC just as much.

Maha

28th January 2015, 05:46

Takapuna spastics. It's all about the image.

No surprises there.

It seemingly is, scooter riders around here have fractionally worse road skills than the other road user nuisance....the cyclist.

Big Dog

28th January 2015, 07:01

Saw a girl in running shorts the other day. Expensive shoes helmet and jacket so money not the reason. 90% gorgeous bronzed legs. The other 10 was the cellulite that appeared when she turned across the wind.

But what made me laugh was she dropped a knee in on one bend and based on her reaction got a cold blast up the cooze. That made me giggle but the thought "Does that make a sound like a blowing across a milk bottle?" made me laugh out loud.

Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

pritch

28th January 2015, 08:13

But what made me laugh was she dropped a knee in on one bend and based on her reaction got a cold blast up the cooze. That made me giggle but the thought "Does that make a sound like a blowing across a milk bottle?" made me laugh out loud.

Me too :laugh:

Stirts

28th January 2015, 09:01

That made me giggle but the thought "Does that make a sound like a blowing across a milk bottle?" made me laugh out loud.

Me too :laugh:

More like this I reckon...

http://i.imgur.com/hiKBMfu.gif

Kendoll

28th January 2015, 09:33

More like this I reckon...

Ha! It'd be an improvement on my legs that's for sure... There's a reason I wear ATGATT :Punk:

madbikeboy

28th January 2015, 10:33

You're just old ... or gay.

I think I'm just getting picky in my old age - I only waste time on the really hot chicks (because the effort is almost the same). I'm spoiled living in Sydney with the quantity and quality of great squack.

angle

29th January 2015, 12:04

I (mostly) live in Sydney, and you get incredible stunners who are also down to earth and fun to hang out with (for the most part).
Yep, Sydney is certainly a special city from that point of view, lots of good memories! Perth and Cairns, from that respect, are awesome too.

madbikeboy

29th January 2015, 12:35

Yep, Sydney is certainly a special city from that point of view, lots of good memories! Perth and Cairns, from that respect, are awesome too.

I really like Australian women, they're really a lot of fun and they don't make you jump through all the bullshit hoops that Kiwi women do. If I offended any kiwi women, I unashamedly won't apologise. Dutch girls are awesome. So are Canadian and American girls. Life is good.

Tazz

29th January 2015, 14:55

I really like Australian women, they're really a lot of fun and they don't make you jump through all the bullshit hoops that Kiwi women do. If I offended any kiwi women, I unashamedly won't apologise. Dutch girls are awesome. So are Canadian and American girls. Life is good.

HA! They still have their fair share of BSC nutjobs there. You are obviously just apt at avoiding them :laugh:

varminter

1st February 2015, 20:19

While we are on the subject of females Rotorua has a 'two for one' deal. Most are the size of two normal one's.

madbikeboy

2nd February 2015, 11:37

HA! They still have their fair share of BSC nutjobs there. You are obviously just apt at avoiding them :laugh:

No, it's just I've been applying the "one" rule. One date, one night. Then I add a surname of "Don't Answer" so when they call I know not to answer. I never check messages, so it all works out.

Also, for the record. All women are nuts. The variance is the degree of nuts that afflicts that particular example.