Office romance goes awry

[mashman]

Rabobonk (https://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/top-stories/26173726/office-romance-goes-awry/)...

I was merely showing him/her how to clean out his/her outbox.

[Rhys]

I wonder how his wife feels about him "working late"

[Banditbandit]

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[Scuba_Steve]

They might get more business if they were offering that service to everyone :blip:

[mashman]

They might get more business if they were offering that service to everyone :blip:

"Grant Milne says executives are travelling from Auckland to help in handling the situation." Only once the execs have approved the product :shifty:

[Fastmark]

Be interesting to see what disciplinary action they take as a certain scum bag in the Auckland Mayoral office still has his over paid privileged job after rooting his bit of fluff in the office

[caspernz]

If the "any publicity is good publicity" rule of business still stands...there's gotta be a promotion cumming up there somewhere :laugh:

[Oakie]

Be interesting to see what disciplinary action they take as a certain scum bag in the Auckland Mayoral office still has his over paid privileged job after rooting his bit of fluff in the office

Dismissal for bringing the company into disrepute I'd imagine.

[jim.cox]

Lucky it wasn't a gay playdate...

[Tazz]

Expensive root.

Mate used to live above the Top10 Holiday HQ in Chch and had to put of with a rather loud affair lasting a few months. We'd get weekly updates on how Bruce and Screech were doing :laugh:

[HenryDorsetCase]

This is hilarious and very near to my office.

Point of clarification though: they work(ed) for MARSH LIMITED who are in the Rabobank building........ Marsh are our PI insurance brokers and I have not been able to get my (new, female) broker on the phone today...........


also if anyone has any titty pics feel free to share. for science.

I feel sorry for them a bit though. OUr take on it round the office was they are each married or with other people and they are like "Oh I am having a drink with my friend" see you later.....

I imagine it is less funny for the people concerned. but, well, yeah.

[HenryDorsetCase]

Dismissal for bringing the company into disrepute I'd imagine.

HR SWAT Team inbound Huk Huk Huk.

[caspernz]

Amazing how an everyday act gets such publicity when it's carried out in the wrong setting...kinda feel for the innocent parties on the periphery of this :confused:

[avgas]

I've only ever had 1 office where I wanted to bonk my fellow employees. Rest of the places I have worked I'd rather do fuck all.
We need more hot women in the workplace I say. Motivation is good for you.

[avgas]

Amazing how an everyday act gets such publicity when it's carried out in the wrong setting...kinda feel for the innocent parties on the periphery of this :confused:
I reckon. Imagine the cold food waiting to be eaten while everyone is occupied. Poor fucken chefs.

[unstuck]

Bet the boffins from auckland are flying down to see if they can get a root out of it before firing the shmucks.:laugh:

[Fatt Max]

Marsh - screwing people since ages ago....

[Robbo]

Mmmmm Office Sex :bleh:

[awa355]

If they had've been screwing in an ACC office, they would have put it down as staff training. <_<<_<

[AllanB]

Oh dear - caught up in the heat of the moment and forgot about the windows.


Typical of current society though - take photos/video and post on a social network. WTF ever happened to holding on to the images and blackmailing a bit of coin out of someone?

Modern times - I don't understand ......

[Fatt Max]

Oh dear - caught up in the heat of the moment and forgot about the windows.


Typical of current society though - take photos/video and post on a social network. WTF ever happened to holding on to the images and blackmailing a bit of coin out of someone?

Modern times - I don't understand ......

This man deserves a DB...excellent thinking sir :first:

[Edbear]

Turns out he is married with children and the first his wife knew about it was seeing it on Facebook! I feel very sorry for her and the kids!

The young lady in her 20's was recently engaged.

I struggle to find any sympathy for them. :stupid:

[Madness]

I struggle to find any sympathy for them. :stupid:

I bet it didn't stop you from searching for the video footage though eh, Ed?

[BuzzardNZ]

I bet it didn't stop you from searching for the video footage though eh, Ed?

And beating off 2 it ( watchtower baby ) :devil2:

[caspernz]

I think the headlines on this topic were wrong.

"After hours dicktation alerts the nation" or "office newby effort at promotion causes commotion" would be more on point.

Someone from the pub crowd should have banged on the windows though...and given them directions. I mean that video footage is piss poor :bleh:

[Woodman]

What sort of a fuckwit would take photos and then post them on fuckwitbook? Needs headbutting.