A very strange start to the day

[Fatt Max]

So, riding along Quay Street this morning taking full advantage of the bus lane and there is a lycra clad cyclist in front of me hugging the right hand side of the lane.

What do I do? Overtake the geezer or just drop in behind as there are red lights 50m ahead and a stram of cars zooming along to my right?

I decide to drop in behind noticing that Mr Cyclist is constantly looking over his shoulders.

I pull up alongside him minding my own business but cant help noticing he is looking over.......so I turn my head......our eyes meet.....and he says...."mate, you could have always come inside me if you wanted to....."

That had and still has me lost for words......blimey.....:shit::shutup::shit::shutup:

[mashman]

Awwwww, that's a beautiful compliment if not somewhat forward. I hope you complimented his arse or thighs in return.

[pana]

OH My !!!! Maybe I need some pointers lol I have never had that happen to me, Did you have your minion helmet on :bleh::laugh:

[oldrider]

Wellington back in the day - offers like that (not from geezers though) were the norm! (sigh) :love: To be young in Wellington! :niceone: (to be young anywhere would be nice!) :lol:

[Akzle]

Wellington back in the day - offers like that (not from geezers though) were the norm! (sigh) :love: To be young in Wellington! :niceone: (to be young anywhere would be nice!) :lol:

you'll be young in your next life :bleh:

[leathel]

bwahahahha very obliging cyclist :lol:

[Jeff Sichoe]

fucking cyclists

basically I ignore the fuckers and try and get as close as possible, get the fuck off the road and onto the cycle lane you shitfucker

[pritch]

(to be young anywhere would be nice!) :lol:

Bugga that! We'd be expected to go back to work.

[Mike.Gayner]

fucking cyclists

basically I ignore the fuckers and try and get as close as possible, get the fuck off the road and onto the cycle lane you shitfucker

Eat shit, cunt.

[jasonu]

...."mate, you could have always come inside me if you wanted to....."

:

One time at band camp a girl that said that to me.

[Banditbandit]

I pull up alongside him minding my own business but cant help noticing he is looking over.......so I turn my head......our eyes meet.....and he says...."mate, you could have always come inside me if you wanted to....."

That had and still has me lost for words......blimey.....:shit::shutup::shit::shutup:

So - are you going to find him tomorrow and take him up on the offer ??

[oldrider]

So, riding along Quay Street this morning taking full advantage of the bus lane and there is a lycra clad cyclist in front of me hugging the right hand side of the lane.

What do I do? Overtake the geezer or just drop in behind as there are red lights 50m ahead and a stram of cars zooming along to my right?

I decide to drop in behind noticing that Mr Cyclist is constantly looking over his shoulders.

I pull up alongside him minding my own business but cant help noticing he is looking over.......so I turn my head......our eyes meet.....and he says...."mate, you could have always come inside me if you wanted to....."

That had and still has me lost for words......blimey.....:shit::shutup::shit::shutup:

Was it this guy? : https://www.youtube.com/embed/xQ_IQS3VKjA .Worth a look but "WHY" would he do that?

[Swoop]

"mate, you could have always come inside me if you wanted to....."
So the rumours regarding male cyclists wearing lycra, are true.

Has anyone informed the arse-less chaps wearing fraternity?

[slofox]

Geez Max, everybody knows those lycra clad pansies like it up the arse...:whistle:

[Maha]

So, riding along Quay Street this morning taking full advantage of the bus lane and there is a lycra clad cyclist in front of me hugging the right hand side of the lane.

What do I do? Overtake the geezer or just drop in behind as there are red lights 50m ahead and a stram of cars zooming along to my right?

I decide to drop in behind noticing that Mr Cyclist is constantly looking over his shoulders.

I pull up alongside him minding my own business but cant help noticing he is looking over.......so I turn my head......our eyes meet.....and he says...."mate, you could have always come inside me if you wanted to....."

That had and still has me lost for words......blimey.....:shit::shutup::shit::shutup:

Its a Mextedism '' Mehrtens loves it when Gibson comes inside him''.

But I do love how your eye's met :msn-wink:

[samgab]

Was it this guy? : https://www.youtube.com/embed/xQ_IQS3VKjA .Worth a look but "WHY" would he do that?

He has a great method for getting over fences. But I'm sure he could have found a smoother road to go on a nice bike ride... Even on the Isle of Skye.

[Jeff Sichoe]

Eat shit, cunt.

fuck it, if those guys can swing around me randomly riding up either side of me and blocking up the road i'm going to hold my line.

[ruaphu]

fuck it, if those guys can swing around me randomly riding up either side of me and blocking up the road i'm going to hold my line.

Faaaaaa man. u sound just like a cager rantin about us bikers lane splittin eh. Lol



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[mossy1200]

He must have mistook your Hyosung for a Honda.

[caspernz]

He must have mistook your Hyosung for a Honda.

Well there's that thought...my first one was: Did he use protection when he took him up...on his offer?:drool:

[husaberg]

So, riding along Quay Street this morning taking full advantage of the bus lane and there is a lycra clad cyclist in front of me hugging the right hand side of the lane.

What do I do? Overtake the geezer or just drop in behind as there are red lights 50m ahead and a stram of cars zooming along to my right?

I decide to drop in behind noticing that Mr Cyclist is constantly looking over his shoulders.

I pull up alongside him minding my own business but cant help noticing he is looking over.......so I turn my head......our eyes meet.....and he says...."mate, you could have always come inside me if you wanted to....."

That had and still has me lost for words......blimey.....:shit::shutup::shit::shutup:

Were you riding a Honda perchance......faf though gave me giggle.........

[Oakie]

Would have been OK to play hide the sausage if it was a cop on the bike too ... you would have been within the law.

[Jeff Sichoe]

Faaaaaa man. u sound just like a cager rantin about us bikers lane splittin eh. Lol



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haha yeah I guess :p

[Banditbandit]

He must have mistook your Hyosung for a Honda.

Hyosung are too young to be gay - still virginal ...

[FlangMasterJ]

Should have said after the last accident I always pull out.