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grubbytech
12th February 2015, 16:41
so there I am cruising up highway 1 out of Kaikoura slightly over the limit and I get tugged by the filth! Fair cop I was apparently doing 11kph over the crazy fast speed that you Kiwis are allowed to go at legally. What I wasn't prepared for was the frigging bank skimming me for another Lump on top, bloody rude that's what that is!:nono:
Gremlin
12th February 2015, 17:47
so there I am cruising up highway 1 out of Kaikoura slightly over the limit and I get tugged by the filth! Fair cop I was apparently doing 11kph over the crazy fast speed that you Kiwis are allowed to go at legally. What I wasn't prepared for was the frigging bank skimming me for another Lump on top, bloody rude that's what that is!:nono:
The number of cops on any given highway is inversely proportional to the highway number.
haydes55
12th February 2015, 19:11
Don't stop.
Akzle
12th February 2015, 20:52
what the fuck are you talking about? bank fees?



but yeah.
i've never had a cop pull me over and give me anything i want... so just don't stop.
wave the fuckers past, and if they wont, go hit some gnarly gravel, most of them can't drive for shit.
pzkpfw
12th February 2015, 21:12
As you were over the limit, clearly you must be dead.

I'd refuse to pay on the grounds that your estate is ready to take it up the arse.
AllanB
12th February 2015, 21:16
English please.

Bank? GST? Transaction fee?
caspernz
13th February 2015, 06:48
Your pommy sense of humour is lost on lotsa kiwis I reckon. Gremlin has the best advice, stay off the main thoroughfares and enjoy the b-roads.
BuzzardNZ
13th February 2015, 07:05
Whinging Pom :motu:
Voltaire
13th February 2015, 07:17
Probably the bank clipping the ticket on the Visa card.
The Police are only protecting you Tourist types from yourselves, SH1 is not the M1....or even the A1....more like a B road.
Hitcher
13th February 2015, 08:09
Fact of the day: The cumulative noun for bankers is a "wunch".
Monsterbishi
15th February 2015, 10:06
so there I am cruising up highway 1 out of Kaikoura slightly over the limit and I get tugged by the filth! Fair cop I was apparently doing 11kph over the crazy fast speed that you Kiwis are allowed to go at legally. What I wasn't prepared for was the frigging bank skimming me for another Lump on top, bloody rude that's what that is!:nono:

So I presume this means you would prefer jail time instead of a financial penalty?