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Kaktus

17th February 2015, 19:58

in the time i standing in Roxburgh and want drive the south island and go back in north island to drive it.

Murray

17th February 2015, 20:00

drive it or ride it??

Flip

17th February 2015, 20:01

Guten tag

dieser Ort ist voller Arschlöcher und jap Radfahrer

cs363

17th February 2015, 20:31

Und einige Yankee Traktorfahrer.

unstuck

17th February 2015, 20:47

Gidday from over the hill to the south of you.:2thumbsup

_Shrek_

17th February 2015, 21:16

be gentle on him or not :shifty: he has trouble understanding how we kiwi's speak :whistle:

kaktus is riding (F800Gs) around NZ until march then off to Oz, so if you see a fury face, middle aged fella with a pot gut say hi

_Shrek_

17th February 2015, 21:20

And thats it???

:laugh: no it's just we he ended up found our email on some ones site & tracked us down to camp for a night or two then on his way, then over the coast back & back to the north

blue rider

17th February 2015, 21:23

Wenn du eine Unterkunft in Auckland brauchst kannst du dich gerne by mir melden. Wir haben ein Gaestezimmer und Garage mit platz.

:)

caseye

17th February 2015, 21:36

Hey kaktus, if you are in South Auckland and need a bed and a secure garage, let me know, it's yours.

Flip

17th February 2015, 21:49

Wenn Sie aussteigen, um Gisborne können Sie unsere Gästezimmer zu nutzen.

Nur nicht erwähnen, den Krieg.

Akzle

18th February 2015, 06:37

fucken krauts, the lottaya..

i love that intro though.
"i am kaktus"

so german. so german.

_Shrek_

18th February 2015, 07:23

fucken krauts, the lottaya..

i love that intro though.
"i am kaktus"

so german. so german.

:mad: :kick: find some where else to troll :tugger:

Akzle

18th February 2015, 07:37

:mad: :kick: find some where else to troll :tugger:

from the git who litterally has 'trolling' by his name.
Nice one. Douche canoe.

Flip

18th February 2015, 10:13

Ihr Leben wird viel schöner, wenn Sie Akxle ignorieren und fügen Sie ihn in Ihre Ignorieren-Liste.

unstuck

18th February 2015, 10:21

[QUOTE=Flip;1130832648]Your life will be much nicer if you ignore Akxle and paste it to your ignore list ./QUOTE]

Seems only fair to bring this kinda stuff out in the open, we are adults after all.:bleh::niceone:

Akzle

18th February 2015, 10:41

unstuck

18th February 2015, 11:01

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thanks but i do actually have a moderate grasp of spriking ze doich.

I just think if you are going to have a dig at someone, then you should do it in a language that person is fluent in. Seems a little more MANLY that way.:msn-wink:

Akzle

18th February 2015, 15:23

[QUOTE=Akzle;1130832654]

I just think if you are going to have a dig at someone, then you should do it in a language that person is fluent in. Seems a little more MANLY that way.:msn-wink:

he rides harley. his idea of MANLY involves vaseline and leather...

Flip

18th February 2015, 16:18

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he rides harley. his idea of MANLY involves vaseline and leather...

He rides a suzuki, his idea of MANLY involves pain and humiliation.

For the O.P: Er reitet auf einem suzuki, seine Idee MANLY beinhaltet Schmerz und die Erniedrigung.

_Shrek_

18th February 2015, 18:16

from the git who litterally has 'trolling' by his name.
Nice one. Douche canoe.

aye true... but the difference is I troll for a bit of humour, but you're just an out-right AH :yes:

unstuck

18th February 2015, 18:20

Hows your visitor enjoying this heat? Found him some shade down by the river have you? Or is he out at pinders pond sitting in the middle?:devil2:

_Shrek_

18th February 2015, 18:31

Hows your visitor enjoying this heat? Found him some shade down by the river have you? Or is he out at pinders pond sitting in the middle?:devil2:

:scratch: not sure where he is, we was sitting at the bbq table having a smoke when we left for work this morning.... he was heading to Dunners via Alex, Naseby, pig route then back down to here for the night....
before heading south tomorrow....

unstuck

18th February 2015, 18:38

:scratch: not sure where he is, we was sitting at the bbq table having a smoke when we left for work this morning.... he was heading to Dunners via Alex, Naseby, pig route then back down to here for the night....
before heading south tomorrow....

Lost him already, geez. Remind me never to come stay with you.:nya:

_Shrek_

18th February 2015, 18:42

Lost him already, geez. Remind me never to come stay with you.:nya:

cheers :apint: mate :motu:

unstuck

18th February 2015, 18:51

cheers :apint: mate :motu:

:2thumbsup Your welcome. Tell him to have his wets ready, looks like rain coming for tomorrow, just when Im ready to chuck some paint at the window frames.:angry2:

_Shrek_

18th February 2015, 19:16

:2thumbsup Your welcome. Tell him to have his wets ready, looks like rain coming for tomorrow, just when Im ready to chuck some paint at the window frames.:angry2:

I'll tell him after he's had a beer or two & maybe some Canadian club :msn-wink: after that it wont matter :laugh:
he just got back went over Danseys Pass in stead of the pig route :rolleyes:

unstuck

18th February 2015, 19:19

I'll tell him after he's had a beer or two & maybe some Canadian club :msn-wink: after that it wont matter :laugh:
he just got back went over Danseys Pass in stead of the pig route :rolleyes:

:killingme:killingme Can you smell the change of undies required? :2thumbsup

_Shrek_

19th February 2015, 18:15

Hey kaktus, if you are in South Auckland and need a bed and a secure garage, let me know, it's yours.

Wenn du eine Unterkunft in Auckland brauchst kannst du dich gerne by mir melden. Wir haben ein Gaestezimmer und Garage mit platz.

:)

cheers :apint: guys can you pm me your cell numbers so I can give them to Kaktus

& his email is kaktusxxl@gmx.de if you want to give him your addy's

the language barrier has been fun :facepalm: :laugh:

_Shrek_

19th February 2015, 18:21

fucken krauts, the lottaya..

i love that intro though.
"i am kaktus"

so german. so german.

even tho kaktus's English is not so good, he does understand what you said & would like your addy so he can visit :nya:

Akzle

19th February 2015, 18:59

even tho kaktus's English is not so good, he does understand what you said & would like your addy so he can visit :nya:

number's in my profile homie, get him to call i'm sure we can arrange something.

doc

20th February 2015, 05:53

I'm staying with Shrek.

Well that's not going to get you anywhere on KB, name dropping not our style.
Shrek and Badnana can give you our no. Drop in on your way up here and we can give you the " Early settler " experience.
Bit of culture can't hurt aye ?

We will attempt to avoid any discussions about the war

Akzle

20th February 2015, 06:34

how does he feel about jews? i have a feeling this could be the blossoming of a beautiful friendship!

:crazy:

BuzzardNZ

20th February 2015, 06:37

how does he feel about jews? i have a feeling this could be the blossoming of a beautiful friendship!

:crazy:

He's probably yiddish, you'll get along like a house on fire.

_Shrek_

20th February 2015, 08:23

how does he feel about jews? i have a feeling this could be the blossoming of a beautiful friendship!:crazy:

& you wonder why you get put on ignore, are you actually a kiwi or an import?

Akzle

20th February 2015, 11:31

& you wonder why you get put on ignore, are you actually a kiwi or an import?

shapeshifting lizzard.
I dont wonder shit, i know everything.

unstuck

20th February 2015, 12:03

I dont wonder shit, i know everything.

Now now Ed.:devil2:

Akzle

20th February 2015, 13:32

Now now Ed.:devil2:

hey! it's been well documented by those who agree with me!

anyone saying anything else must be a conspiracy nutter :brick:

Maha

20th February 2015, 13:40

even tho kaktus's English is not so good, he does understand what you said & would like your addy so he can visit :nya:

The Bull Bugger wont accept a friends request from anyone (don't be silly I haven't tried) because ''he has a reputation to uphold''. :weird:
An online reputation?.. hold onto that one Waxzoff :facepalm:

blue rider

24th February 2015, 21:14

[QUOTE=unstuck;1130832653]

thanks but i do actually have a moderate grasp of spriking ze doich.

nah mate, your german sux, its not even good phonetically....stay with english. :)

Akzle

24th February 2015, 21:20

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nah mate, your german sux, its not even good phonetically....stay with english. :)

danke frau

still havent heard from him?
Got some foreign looking hookers under the van and all...

Banditbandit

3rd March 2015, 11:50

[QUOTE=unstuck;1130832653]

thanks but i do actually have a moderate grasp of spriking ze doich.

That's good .. as you grasp of reality is pretty slim ..

Akzle

3rd March 2015, 12:35

[QUOTE=Akzle;1130832654]

That's good .. as you grasp of reality is pretty slim ..

its only an illusion

unstuck

3rd March 2015, 12:40

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its only an illusion

Yep, agreed.:2thumbsup

unstuck

3rd March 2015, 12:41

What kind of witchcraft is at work here, all these quotes seem to be having fits.:crazy:

Akzle

3rd March 2015, 13:04

[QUOTE=Akzle;1130832654]

That's good .. as you grasp of reality is pretty slim ..

its only an illusion

Akzle

3rd March 2015, 13:06

What kind of witchcraft is at work here, all these quotes seem to be having fits.:crazy:

i blame jentard.

Its actually just lazy html. Add a /quote and itll go away.

Big Dog

3rd March 2015, 15:34