So who is now going to avoid the malls?

[PrincessBandit]

With the announcement today by John Key, I hope that our little country avoids targeting by extremists but would any of us really change our daily routine or mind set going about our business?

Terrorists are only bullies and cowards at heart, using "weak" targets as pressure points to push their barrow. I'm sure that stout hearted (now there's an old fashioned term for you) New Zealanders will not bow down to fear of reprisals.

After all, you are more likely to get knocked off your treadlie by a bus than be in the wrong place at the wrong time on the end of a random terrorist attack in Noo Zuld. Aren't you?

[AllanB]

Not me - I pick my daughter up from work at the mall every Friday night ...........

[Katman]

There's probably more chance of a terrorist attack on a motorcycle workshop in Taupo.

[HenryDorsetCase]

There's probably more chance of a terrorist attack on a motorcycle workshop in Taupo.

Ive heard there are chemical weapons being stored in a secret storage facility in Kent Terrace in Wellington.... near the Embassy Theatre.

Also: who the FUCK doesnt already avoid malls?


Also: DAWN OF THE DEAD

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077402/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2

[FJRider]

There's probably more chance of a terrorist attack on a motorcycle workshop in Taupo.

With your current vein of posts on KB ... entirely possible and logical. :shutup:


Many on here may support/encourage such ... :innocent:

[caseye]

There's probably more chance of a terrorist attack on a motorcycle workshop in Taupo.

Yep by masked KB riders brandishing big bits of toi toi to beat you with.

Na princess won't be changing a thing, we can't be forced to do anything by a small bunch of fanatical blow hards, hummm, well OK, maybe we can, but perhaps I should have said an Illegal bunch of blow hards.

[AllanB]

It's all about the staff at the workshop keeping customers happy.

[FJRider]

It's all about the staff at the workshop keeping customers happy.

With MY luck the way it is .... she's probably lesbian ... :calm:

[AllanB]

With MY luck the way it is .... she's probably lesbian ... :calm:

Even if she is, she has the right tool in her hand to adjust your nuts.

[FJRider]

Even if she is, she has the right tool in her hand to adjust your nuts.

My second worry ... :blank:

[mada]

In b4 the annual media beat up about Maori Muslims. :yawn:

[mada]

Hoping like fuck my cousin doesn't come back in a body bag after these "police" and "army" that they are training begin turning like in Afghanistan.

Key will now use the higer risk created by his deployment, and the bodies that will come as an even stronger justification for his actions but also a combat role.

Good shit Nat voters. Let's export democracy to the mid east, while ignoring it at home - not even voting on the matter in Parliament.:ar15:

[Katman]

Hoping like fuck my cousin doesn't come back in a body bag after these "police" and "army" that they are training begin turning like in Afghanistan.


It's just the price of being in the club bro.

[AllanB]

So if you join the army in NZ, you expect to spend your career doing ......? Press-ups? Play war games?


Our Government has spoken. Is that not what they are voted in to do?


Me, I'd just shut our borders to those most troublesome countries. Harsh? Think about it - they don't want the Western world sticking their nose in their backyard.


Just like our No-nukes policy - FO USA nuclear powered ships. They got over it.... Is that still one of our policies?

[Gremlin]

I didn't need any further reasons to avoid malls as best possible.

I mean yes.

[pzkpfw]

...

Our Government has spoken. Is that not what they are voted in to do?

...

Imagine a country run where every single decision had to be voted on, rather than letting the lot we voted in (even if only because they annoyed us less than the other lot did) getting on with the job.

It'd make a bunch of bikers seem organised. One Bikeoi every twenty years would look like progress.

[mada]

Here's what we can expect:

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10810867
http://www.stuff.co.nz/258719/Mid-air-bomb-threat-stabbing-drama

Only, general public will be a million times more scared as ISIS will start egging on mental cases on NZ soil that they have a purpose.

[awayatc]

Imagine a country run where every single decision had to be voted on, rather than letting the lot we voted in (even if only because they annoyed us less than the other lot did) getting on with the job.

It'd make a bunch of bikers seem organised. One Bikeoi every twenty years would look like progress.

Actually.....politicians are supposed to do what voters want,
with the interweb being there for all and sundry, why don't we vote for everything?

Would be a real democracy.......

[Akzle]

Imagine a country run where every single decision had to be voted on, rather than letting the lot we voted in (even if only because they annoyed us less than the other lot did) getting on with the job.

like ze sveeden?

where free health care means.... actually free health care and free schooling means... holy fuck, actually free schooling.

plus the chicks are way hot.

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/swedish-girl-problems.jpg

[madbikeboy]

I didn't need any further reasons to avoid malls as best possible.

I mean yes.

Seconded.

More people have died from poor tourist driving in the past two months in NZ, than any terrorism in NZ and Aus combined the past two years (I'm respectfully keeping away from Bali given that it happened in Bali). Terrorism is mostly psychological warfare. So, am I going to change any habits because a bunch of crazies rule a piece of desert in the middle east? Fuck no.

I was reflecting on the French - I guess those ball-less fucktards are going to be in the fight now as well given last year.

[madbikeboy]

like ze sveeden?

plus the chicks are way hot.

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/swedish-girl-problems.jpg

Where would we be without Swedish, Dutch, German, and Brazilian girls? Sigh.

[buggerit]

It's just the price of being in the club bro.

Probably has to bring his own KY as well:blink:

[Banditbandit]

More people have died from poor tourist driving in the past two months in NZ, than any terrorism in NZ and Aus combined the past two years (I'm respectfully keeping away from Bali given that it happened in Bali).

One bomb in SkyCIty on a Friday night could radically (pun intended) change all that ...


Terrorism is mostly psychological warfare. So, am I going to change any habits because a bunch of crazies rule a piece of desert in the middle east? Fuck no.

Me neither .. if shit happens - it happens ...


I was reflecting on the French - I guess those ball-less fucktards are going to be in the fight now as well given last year.

I doubt it ... too much money to be made from warfare .. they can sell arms to both sides ..

[Fastmark]

Must admit that I do not understand the reason for going to Iraq, i.e. to train the Iraq army. Simple really, point the noisy end of the gun at the bastard that's trying to kill you, how hard can that be?

The real problem is they, as Andrew Little said, are a corrupt army. The yanks have been trying to get them to march in a straight line for years without success, so what bloody difference is a bunch of NZ guys going to make?

If they are going to send troops over there stop taking the piss and at least say they are going to be part of the fight to kill the murdering scum.

[willytheekid]

So who is now going to avoid the malls? (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/173312-So-who-is-now-going-to-avoid-the-malls?p=1130835361#post1130835361)


:oi-grr: Nope Not me!

...I think ISIS would walk into my local mall (Eastgate)...take one look at the shit hole and then Immediately leave!...before they got mugged, stabbed or beaten in the car park for looking at someone the wrong way :killingme (Even terrorists can spot a TRULY dangerous place lol)

[neels]

...I think ISIS would walk into my local mall (Eastgate)...take one look at the shit hole and then Immediately leave!...before they got mugged, stabbed or beaten in the car park for looking at someone the wrong way :killingme (Even terrorists can spot a TRULY dangerous place lol)

Perhaps we should send pictures of Eastgate to ISIS, they'd realise that anything they did there would be doing the city a favour......


I go to a mall once a week, to pick mrs up from work, and once every few months to get a haircut.

Other than that, I will continue avoiding malls as I have always done, they are already very high on my list of places I don't want to be.

[Smifffy]

Seconded.

More people have died from poor tourist driving in the past two months in NZ, than any terrorism in NZ and Aus combined the past two years (I'm respectfully keeping away from Bali given that it happened in Bali). Terrorism is mostly psychological warfare. So, am I going to change any habits because a bunch of crazies rule a piece of desert in the middle east? Fuck no.

I was reflecting on the French - I guess those ball-less fucktards are going to be in the fight now as well given last year.

France has been at it for years. They just got slurred as ball-less by some dumbass US politicians because they refused to let the US be the boss of them one time.

https://medium.com/war-is-boring/france-kicks-islamist-ass-e1e94bf3f3be

[awa355]

Malls will be fairly safe, terrorists would never find a car park in the Hamilton malls. :weird:

[Maha]

There's probably more chance of a terrorist attack on a motorcycle workshop in Taupo.

Wide Open Terrorist?..... :msn-wink:

Did you see what I did there? http://www.zenbu.co.nz/entry/1191525-wot-motorcycles

[mashman]

Just ban muslims from malls. I've been told they're really easy to spot. In fact ban white people, then they'll just blow each other up.

[yokel]

lock up your daughters, ISIS is in town and they could end up being a jihadi brides!

believe the FEAR!

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[mashman]

lock up your daughters, ISIS is in town and they could end up being a jihadi brides!

believe the FEAR!

Polly want a cracker

Be interesting to hear the girls versions of why they went. Straight A students eh... must be gullible.

[FJRider]

Be interesting to hear the girls versions of why they went. Straight A students eh... must be gullible.

Due to the Muslim death rate in the middle east .... virgins are in big demand ...

[rustyrobot]

Had to spent lunch time at Porirua Mall today. Thinking of setting up a 'kickstarter' to get that place moved to the top of the list.

[Akzle]

Had to spent lunch time at Porirua Mall today. Thinking of setting up a 'kickstarter' to get that place moved to the top of the list.

i'll pitch for a few kg of nitrate... <_<

[scumdog]

lock up your daughters, ISIS is in town and they could end up being a jihadi brides!

believe the FEAR!



"More crap brought to you by yokel, card holding member of Dingbats-R-Us"

[yokel]

"More crap brought to you by yokel, card holding member of Dingbats-R-Us"

you just went full retard, never go full retard.

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[slofox]

I've always avoided malls anyway...fuckin orrible places.

[yokel]

I've always avoided malls anyway...fuckin orrible places.

you know, the women folk being scared off from going the mall is probably a good thing?

[mashman]

Due to the Muslim death rate in the middle east .... virgins are in big demand ...

Fair point... I guess we'll read that side of the story in the sun (english smut rag)

[mada]

Surprised no one posted this :Punk:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAoh_yteKkc

[Luckylegs]

Im off to the mall now. Forget that typical macho bullshit. Im ok with an hour or so. Thats usually good for a browse around the foot locker to fulfil my fetish for basketball boots, a quick peruse of eb games with my boy and a caramel latte or something from the food hall. I especially like the food hall

[Akzle]

caramel latte

fucking aucklanders.

[scumdog]

fucking aucklanders.

True Rob, it's normally a handle of Speights down here....

But then we live in the non-PC world down here too..


And stay up after dark....

[scumdog]

you know, the women folk being scared off from going the mall is probably a good thing?

The ONLY post of yours I agree with...

[Luckylegs]

fucking aucklanders.

It's a four a day habit man! What can I say

...The only remaining semblance of manhood allowing me to hold on to my man card is that, bar weekends, I make my own on the espresso machine @ work, and.... I look at all the parts I could replace by turning up on the lathe myself.

[rustyrobot]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/66735453/shoppers-evacuated-due-to-van-fire

Ah well, if you're going to kick of your campaign of terror, you might as well begin in Hamilton (I still vote Porirua though).

[Swoop]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/66735453/shoppers-evacuated-due-to-van-fire

Ah well, if you're going to kick of your campaign of terror, you might as well begin in Hamilton (I still vote Porirua though).

That is in West Auckland.

ISIS wouldn't dare cause trouble in stabby-city!:headbang:

[Luckylegs]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/66735453/shoppers-evacuated-due-to-van-fire

Ah well, if you're going to kick of your campaign of terror, you might as well begin in Hamilton (I still vote Porirua though).

Even though the link says it was in West D'orkland ??? I agree that Hamilton is the bogan capital of new zealand so easy to confuse, but....

[James Deuce]

I haven't been to a mall more than once in the last 4 years. And that was in Glenfield in January this year. It was different to how I remember it as a kid. My record shop was gone.

[rustyrobot]

That is in West Auckland.

ISIS wouldn't dare cause trouble in stabby-city!:headbang:

Doh! Not sure what happened there - read it too fast/brainfart/wishful thinking.

HOW DARE THEY!

[Luckylegs]

I haven't been to a mall more than once in the last 4 years. And that was in Glenfield in January this year. It was different to how I remember it as a kid. My record shop was gone.

My new local since moving back to Auckland. What's replaced your store dude or is it a case of the entire floor plan having been changed as happens from time to time. I remember when they completely changed Henderson square to the Westfield it is today....

[Swoop]

I remember when they completely changed Henderson square to the Westfield it is today....
Yup. A dramatic improvement it was too.:niceone:

[Luckylegs]

Yup. A dramatic improvement it was too.:niceone:

Dude! I loved that blue!!!!




...and the timbuktoo nightclub

[James Deuce]

My new local since moving back to Auckland. What's replaced your store dude or is it a case of the entire floor plan having been changed as happens from time to time. I remember when they completely changed Henderson square to the Westfield it is today....
It's totally and utterly foreign to how I remember it. It was like being dropped on an alien planet with no prep.

[oldrider]

It's totally and utterly foreign to how I remember it. It was like being dropped on an alien planet with no prep.

That is what Petone and the Hutt Valley is like to me when I go back there - progress huh! :corn:

[Banditbandit]

http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/0912/dont-shop-online-mall-shopping-online-mean-girls-demotivational-poster-1260266613.jpg


http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/small/1204/shopping-bazaar-afghanistan-mall-security-mall-cop-demotivational-posters-1334694530.jpg

[awa355]

Those terrorist buggars have struck already.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11409024

Don key had better deploy the 147 solders in the NZ army to west Auckland instead. You watch, some walla will say it was simply a mechanical fault, but the conspiracy experts here on KB know the truth :facepalm::facepalm:

[HenryDorsetCase]

I haven't been to a mall more than once in the last 4 years. And that was in Glenfield in January this year. It was different to how I remember it as a kid. My record shop was gone.

Sad to say, nearly ALL the record shops are gone :(

[unstuck]

Sad to say, nearly ALL the record shops are gone :(

Gore has one record shop, but they only sell shit music. They have not even heard of most of the bands I like. :angry:
I really miss shopping at real groovy in auckland. I remember that one at the Glenfield mall too, they did have a decent selection.

[ellipsis]

I haven't been to a mall more than once in the last 4 years. And that was in Glenfield in January this year. It was different to how I remember it as a kid. My record shop was gone.

...I remember paddocks and sheep and fruit trees and market gardens where there are now mushroom farms of houses and new towns...(with malls)...

[mada]

Those terrorist buggars have struck already.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11409024

Don key had better deploy the 147 solders in the NZ army to west Auckland instead. You watch, some walla will say it was simply a mechanical fault, but the conspiracy experts here on KB know the truth :facepalm::facepalm:

I saw it was a people mover.

Was fucking guttered it wasnt a 2005 Toyota ISIS, combine that with "mechanical fault" and you've got a conspiracy. We'd have been able to use it as a justification for sending our SAS units on "humanitarian missions" into Syria and finally fuck up the Japanese for their whaling. The conspiracy theorists always ask who created and funded ISIS - the same people who make Honda's :bleh:

[Swoop]

Those terrorist buggars have struck already. Don key had better deploy the 147 solders in the NZ army to west Auckland instead.
Oddly...
West Auckland has already seen the affects of a deployment of SF. The results were hysterical.

[Katman]

I remember Cook Street Market.

[Akzle]

I remember Cook Street Market.

was that victoria park? Place was the shiz.
Illegal knives, immigrants, drugs.
Used to burn the municipality's rubbish there doncha know.

Does anyone know the spraypainty dude used to work down by the arcade at the old bus station? Skillz. L33t skillz.

[Katman]

was that victoria park? Place was the shiz.
Illegal knives, immigrants, drugs.
Used to burn the municipality's rubbish there doncha know.



Pre-Victoria Park.

[nodrog]

What the Fuck is a Mall?

Is that where they have a Wal-Mart, where I can head down in my pickup and buy supplies for Trick or treating and thanks giving?

Ill just go to a shopping centre instead.

[Katman]

Ill just go to a shopping centre instead.

Sieg heil.

[nodrog]

Sieg heil.



hello my brethren (http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/4569319/Sieg-heil-a-way-of-saying-hi-to-the-bros)

[oldrider]

hello my brethren (http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/4569319/Sieg-heil-a-way-of-saying-hi-to-the-bros)

Charming shitters who should go far! - the farther the better - John Key could use him in Iraq!

[James Deuce]

...I remember paddocks and sheep and fruit trees and market gardens where there are now mushroom farms of houses and new towns...(with malls)...

Yep, me too. Riding my pushie out to Greenhithe or Bush Rd to do a bit of fruit picking to earn some extra money is going to get me locked up now.

[unstuck]

I remember Cook Street Market.

That place was awesome. was never the same when they moved it to Victoria park.

[unstuck]

Yep, me too. Riding my pushie out to Greenhithe or Bush Rd to do a bit of fruit picking to earn some extra money is going to get me locked up now.

Yep albany was all orchards when I was growing up. Do you remember the big motocross jump at the end of spencer rd? Wrote a pe 250 off there doing a big jump and it went sideways on me and hit one of the big pinetrees near the boundry fence.:weep:

[James Deuce]

Yep albany was all orchards when I was growing up. Do you remember the big motocross jump at the end of spencer rd? Wrote a pe 250 off there doing a big jump and it went sideways on me and hit one of the big pinetrees near the boundry fence.:weep:

Yes! You idiot. :)

[Kickaha]

Here's their first attack
https://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/top-stories/26454391/van-blaze-at-west-auckland-mall/
Don't believe what they say about the car that's just part of a larger goverment conspiracy to keep us in the dark about the real story

[Akzle]

Pre-Victoria Park.


That place was awesome. was never the same when they moved it to Victoria park.

old cunts.

[Banditbandit]

Here's their first attack
https://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/top-stories/26454391/van-blaze-at-west-auckland-mall/
Don't believe what they say about the car that's just part of a larger goverment conspiracy to keep us in the dark about the real story

Nooooooo !!!!!!

Just don' give them any ideas ...

[unstuck]

old cunts.

Yeah, but at least we have the memories of the real deal, not like that vic park shit. You could actually buy weed at one of the bong shops back then too, and smoke it in the stairwells without getting busted or chased out.:Punk::Punk:

[Akzle]

Yeah, but at least we have the memories of the real deal, not like that vic park shit. You could actually buy weed at one of the bong shops back then too, and smoke it in the stairwells without getting busted or chased out.:Punk::Punk:

yeah, right. of course i never did that.
:innocent:

[unstuck]

yeah, right. of course i never did that.
:innocent:

Go to Gopals for a free feed afterwards too did ya? :msn-wink:

[Swoop]

Yeah, but at least we have the memories of the real deal, not like that vic park shit.
It was pulled down to make the Aotea centre carpark (iirc).

[unstuck]

It was pulled down to make the Aotea centre carpark (iirc).

Yep, thats correct. Was a cool place to hang out, with some really cool record shops. Got my first tattoo there too.

[BuzzardNZ]

Yep, thats correct. Was a cool place to hang out, with some really cool record shops. Got my first tattoo there too.

All the fat chicks hang out there too?

[unstuck]

All the fat chicks hang out there too?

Dunno, what was your mums name again.:bleh:

[BuzzardNZ]

Dunno, what was your mums name again.:bleh:

Anne, all 23 stone of her

[unstuck]

Anne, all 23 stone of her

:drool: Corrr, gizz her number.:shifty:

[Banditbandit]

Go to Gopals for a free feed afterwards too did ya? :msn-wink:

Yeah .. nice food, cute chicks .. never got the religion ..

[unstuck]

Yeah .. nice food, cute chicks .. never got the religion ..

Never went there for the religion, but the first 2 you mentioned.

[Kickaha]

Never went there for the religion, but the first 2 you mentioned.

So the chicks obviously weren't fussy then

[husaberg]

So the chicks obviously weren't fussy then

Given unstucks tastes there is no evidence that they were even bipedal...........:bye:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caf6HEvym8M

[unstuck]

So the chicks obviously weren't fussy then

No, neither was I though.:whistle: