Sometimes I wonder

[pritch]

If a car driver can drive straight into the side of a truck, even a small one, what chance have we got?

Most custom plates make me wonder, "Why did they bother?" Not this one. :rolleyes:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/taranaki-daily-news/news/67416128/Sewage-truck-crash-in-New-Plymouth

[willytheekid]

Another CRAP driver :laugh:


...wot!:mellow:...someone had to say it:bleh:

[Banditbandit]

Well shit aye ...

[Big Dog]

Shit driver causes blockage on the streets after making a poo decision.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[Paul in NZ]

Apparently it reduced the flow...

[Scuba_Steve]

Despite the flashing lights of three police cars parked before the crash and a sign indicating drivers had to merge into one lane, many drivers struggled to get to grips with the situation, much to White's frustration.

^ Must be the same tards that sit constant in the lane when there's a vehicle with flashing lights & sirens behind them :facepalm:
Still think Fire & Ambo should be fitted with shunters

[caseye]

Crap!
Ya all missed it, the journo obviously didn't even realise he/she'd dun it.
"Traffic backed-up behind a sewage truck crash for close to half an hour in New Plymouth on Monday."

[Bikemad]

The SUV driver felt a little flushed after the near death experience

[mashman]

FFS... no skid marks?

[Oakie]

Easy enough to untangle that mess of vehicles. Just back one out. :)

(Tried to get 'driver error' out of 'diarrhea' but not quite close enough to work. )

[Oakie]

Driver couldn't remember how to drive properly so he just went through the motions.

[Gremlin]

I think the same thing Pritch... they also don't see trains...

[haydes55]

I think the same thing Pritch... they also don't see trains...

Off topic! That wasn't even a pun!

That driver can flush their license down the toilet.

[TheDemonLord]

While the CEO of the company was unavailible for Comment, His Number 2 did give a statement.

Unfortunately it resembled Verbal Diarhea

[Gremlin]

Off topic! That wasn't even a pun!
Perfectly on topic. I'll just move all the off topic crap (see what I did there?) somewhere else :stoogie:

[Big Dog]

Perfectly on topic. I'll just move all the off topic crap (see what I did there?) somewhere else :stoogie:

Don't be a shit.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[Akzle]

Still think Fire & Ambo should be fitted with shunters

*shotguns. They should be fitted with shotguns.

This pun thread is fairly arse.

[Banditbandit]

This pun thread is fairly arse.

So - piss off ..

[Akzle]

So - piss off ..

that's not punny.

[Banditbandit]

that's not punny.

You are right - it's a bit puny ...

[pritch]

So nobody liked that custom plate? Maybe I'm even more shallow than I thought. :whistle: